Massage Parlor Reports

Visited LHS in baltimore county. Greeted at the door by Apple, a very petite and sexy lady. (She was acting as the mama-san this day, but seemed to suggest that she was available for more...) Was introduced to a new girl by the name of Akino. Est 31-35 age bracket, flat chested, approx 5'0", black (straight) hair, bad teeth, some baby fat. About a 6 for appearance. Very patient, and quite accomodating. Was treated to the use of the upstairs facilities. No TS, but regular shower with masuesse is available. While she was reserved at first, Ms. Akino warmed up quickly when treated with respect, and a good time was had by all. (She claims to be new at this, and given her uncertainty I believe her...) FS available, though first-time buyers are carefully screened. Ling and Dana not available at this time; Apple says Ling is on Vacation. (Could mean anything...)

Good Luck and Good Hunting,

NH

[QUOTE=reese_nova]Is anyone on this board black and has received good service at these AMPs? Can someone PM me some info on ML? I am in Baltimore on business near BWI and looking for Asian oly action.[/QUOTE]
I've never gone to any of the AMPs in Baltimore, but I have been to a couple in DC and a couple of AAMPs in Montgomery County and race has never been an issue.

[QUOTE=Dcooper]I am new to AMPs. Can some provide some details on how things work?[/QUOTE]

If you are new to AMPs, I as a long time guitarist, can suggest the following:

If you just want a practice AMP, I would suggest a solid state between 10 & 25 watts. A headphone AMP such as the Rockman series is another option.

If you are looking for an AMP with some balls, I would suggest a 30 to 50 watt with spring reverb, and tube preamp.

If you are a club musician, I would recommend an all tube half stack AMP.

If you are playing Merriweather or comparable sized venue, I would suggest a wall of Marshall super lead or JCM 100 AMP heads with (2) 4 x 100 cabinet stacks.

If you are a member of Spinal Tap, I would suggest an AMP that goes up to "11".

I'm so happy to help you, and am enthused that police officers are finding ways to outlet their aggression and creativity through music.

[QUOTE=Dcooper]I am new to AMPs. Can some provide some details on how things work?[/QUOTE]

Dcooper,
I don't know how your post got by Jackson. But I'll be nice to you,
R T F F - That should give you lots of info on how things work.

The best way for a newbe is to have a couple of beers, put $160 in you your pocket and visit an AMP. I'm sure you will be able to figure that out.

If all else fails - R T F F - go to "Forums" - Special Interest - Massage

Crazy Dick
(so many AMP's so little money)

[QUOTE=Dcooper]I am new to AMPs. Can some provide some details on how things work?[/QUOTE]Check out [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=351682&postcount=1]the first post[/url] from the Special Interests > [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=266]Massages[/url] > [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2291]AMP Tips and Guidelines[/url] section for a lowdown on how to act in an AMP. Then read through all of the other posts in that section too. That should answer most of your questions.

-USTraveller

Balti,

That was f**king hilarious. It is good to see that you are using your energy towards humor and not the knee jerk flame throwing reactions that some others give.

It's clear that our newbie hasn't spent more than five minutes on this board, or you would have seen some other board members still smouldering.

Read my friend, and the answers will come.

Butter Dog

ok, mr d. cooper.
in days of merry old england, the police of that fine country got a nickname, a copper, cause thier badge was made of copper or something, and of course it was shortened to cop. now mr. d. cooper, how stupid do you think we are. or if you not, than how stupid are you. you know if you cant find out the info here, just go in and have a nice asian massage form one of those fine ladies. their technique is wonderful. and you will feel wonderful and refreshed and relaxed when done. now you can bust them for not having a licence to perform massage. carries a much bigger fine than does prostititution. and the legit massage community will applaud your actions.
thank you, thank you,
SF

Fox,

I think we should change your name to Smiling Sniffer.

No one can sniff out LE like you.

Score another one for the Sniffer.

Muff Scout

its because i am all F**KED up from being paranoid in 60-70's. former revolutionary, and patriot. looked for LE, FBI, NSA, DIA, CIA, and COMMUNISTS, under my bed. thats why i put my matress on the floor, they couldnt get under my bed, kept the monsters out too,,,, but the top of the bed was a great place to be, sexual revolution, every babe wanted to ball. smoke a little dope, and fuck. what a great time.

if any of you are former protesters, you will remember that at one point the SDS in towson was infiltrated by more govt people than actual members of the supposed USSR suported group. for myself i was more a patriot, protesting against an unconstitutional war, stupid potitics, dictitorial and dangerous govt actions here. and yet a complete supporter of our somewhat disfunctional govt. the guys went to nam, with targets on their backs, just like today. lost a bunch of friends from school. try to get to the wall as often as i can. they all say the same thing. "i cant remember when he was killed, but it was around....."

sounds very familiar today,,,,,,,,,, do you think NSA will intercept this post.... here,,,,,,, nuclear weapon, weapon of mass distruction, anthrax, alqida, white house, president, congress, new york..... i like to tease NSA.....

as for my name, please dont change it. besides i am a P.L.M.
that stands for pussy likin man,,,,,,, there is a great blues cd with that title,

ah, who cares, go out and get some hot babes today, its a great day.
be safe,
Smiling Fox........... :-P

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]looked for LE, FBI, NSA, DIA, CIA, and COMMUNISTS, under my bed.[/QUOTE]

What's DIA?

Damn Fox, you are older than I thought. The Fox must have some gray in that fur:)

It is a beautiful day for muff hunting. Alas, I have too much on my plate to partake in the hunt today.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

DEFENCE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY, runs out of the pentigon,
dont ask why they where spying on us kids, but sure enough they where.
only the fbi and cia got reemed over the coals in congress publicly, dia, and nsa got away with anything. thats because they are "double super secret." given there job i guess thats ok, just wish nsa had someone watchen who they are watchen these days, and not some nsa shift low level beaurocrat. sorta like LE bustin mongers, and ladies, while the drug dealers, robbers murderers and criminals run the streets.
i gotta stop,,,, dam im opinionated. stop, shut up smiling fox, go get laid.

oh yeah, im old, but not quite that old, haven a blast. catchen up for some lost time.
SF

[QUOTE=Johnny Rebel1]The Moonlight has been bought by new owner. But service doesn't lax. I meet Sue, hot 9/10. She is 5'2 110 lbs, long black hair... i leave rest for you to fig. out. The service is all action and lots of fun. TS and suna than to room. Ask what I like, and I say everything. She got undressed, and gave me the work over. Massage everywhere I like and loves to play with your butt, if you like it. FS is 100 and is willing to do any positions you like. Very good place, and only place I will go.[/QUOTE]

Johnny's right, there has been a change, but the quality is still first rate. I met all the new girls seem very willing to please. Will try to remember the names on the next visit.

Angel is one of them and wow.

Booty Pirate

See a new massage place called Escape advertised in Sun Paper today..any 411 on this one?

Balti,

You are a classic! I would have expected more of the same from fox, though
HM.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]If you are new to AMPs, I as a long time guitarist, can suggest the following:

If you just want a practice AMP, I would suggest a solid state between 10 & 25 watts. A headphone AMP such as the Rockman series is another option.

If you are looking for an AMP with some balls, I would suggest a 30 to 50 watt with spring reverb, and tube preamp.

If you are a club musician, I would recommend an all tube half stack AMP.

If you are playing Merriweather or comparable sized venue, I would suggest a wall of Marshall super lead or JCM 100 AMP heads with (2) 4 x 100 cabinet stacks.

If you are a member of Spinal Tap, I would suggest an AMP that goes up to "11".

I'm so happy to help you, and am enthused that police officers are finding ways to outlet their aggression and creativity through music.[/QUOTE]