Massage Parlor Reports

Exact Location: 284 E. US46, Dover, NJ Phone: 973-328-4999

A guy that I worked with recommended this place to me so since I was in need of some stress relief. I thought I would give it a try. I took the hour session for $60.

My rating on a scale of 0 to 5

Attendant appearance: 3

Attendant attitude: 4

Attendant communication skills: 1

Theraputic massage: 2. 5

Table shower: 2. 5

Roaming: 0

Other massage: 0

Options available: 0

Facility appearance: 4

Time given.vs- time advertised: 4. 5

Overall Experience: 2

It is nice that dude I knew recommended place but as far as I am concerned, it was a waste of money. As I was leaving attendant gave look of where is my tip. Please! She should have tipped me for wasting my time. I will not return.

Scale Meaning:

5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%

4 Liked alot or good looking

3 decent or above average looks

2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%

2 dislike or below average looks

1 awful or not attractive

0 Hated it or ugly or 0%

Exact Location: 490 East Main St., Denville, NJ 973-664-0809

Needed to get ready for the extended weekend because of the holidays so decided to go for a massage. $65 at the door is what they charge.

My rating on a scale of 0 to 5

Attendant appearance: 3.5
Attendant attitude: 3.5
Attendant communication skills: 1
Theraputic massage: 2.5
Table shower: There but not offered
Roaming: 2.5
Other massage: 2.5
Options available: 0
Facility appearance: 5
Time given.vs- time advertised: 5
Overall Experience: 2.5

This was a very nice looking place in a nice area. Service was average on all avenues. Gave a 5 dollar tip. She hinted that she wanted more but my attitude is that if you want a good tip then one should provide exceptional service which I did not get. The theraputic massage was like someone that was just starting massage school. The other massage was force-rushed. After everything is said and done I am not sure if massage lady is useless or if by me arriving late she had enought for the day and was ready to go home.

Scale Meaning:

5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%

The Chop needed relief and was tired of the old spots. Gave CL a quick look see and decided on 205 SPA

Usual KMP: table shower, a little roaming was allowed. Could not get clothes off. Best part was the HE, it was better than most FS received at other places. Standard rates. As MacArthur said, ‘I will return.’

Exact Location: 646 Broadway Ave., Paterson, NJ 201-772-2682

Needed some relaxation and attention because of a rough early week so decided to go for a massage. $60 at the door is what they charge.

My rating on a scale of 0 to 5

Attendant appearance: 4
Attendant attitude: 3.5
Attendant communication skills: 5
Theraputic massage: 2
Table shower: There but was not interested
Roaming: 4
Other massage: 4
Options available: 5
Facility appearance: 3
Time given.vs- time advertised: 2.5
Overall Experience: 2.5

I made an appointment and arrived. Got ready for massage then massuese tells me she will be there in a few minutes because they over booked. She arrives about twenty minutes late and then gets on with the massage. After she gives me her half ass therapeutic massage then she mentions that she wants a tip because other massage is not included. She performed the other massage and was very good at it. Gathered myself and dressed and headed out. On the way out the door I mentioned to her that I was tipping her with reservations because I did not get my full amount of time. She then mentions to me that my tip was lower than expected but because of the time decrease was acceptable. She then goes on to tell me that if not completely satisfied then there are other massage palors. Okay: Fine with me. $80 goes a long way during a recession and I won't return.

Scale Meaning:

5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%

Exact Location: 848 Main St., Paterson, NJ 973-345-8881

Needed some relaxation and attention because of a tiresome early week so decided to go for a massage. $60 at the door is what they charge.

My rating on a scale of 0 to 5

Attendant appearance: 2.5
Attendant attitude: 3.5
Attendant communication skills: 1
Theraputic massage: 2.5
Table shower: 3
Roaming: 3
Other massage: 4
Options available: Not Sure
Facility appearance: 4.5
Time given.vs- time advertised: 5
Overall Experience: 2.5

Arrived and person that answered the door made me say: wow. To bad she was already busy so she passed me off to her co-worker. Table shower made me alert as I was a bit tired. Massage was average as I could tell she had never attended massage school. Other massage was done well and none rushed. English was terrible but she had a good attitude so gave her a $15 tip. Maybe I will return or maybe I won't. It will depend on my mood at the time.

Scale Meaning:

5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%

Exact Location: 569 Pompton Ave, Cedar Grove, NJ 973-857-0007

Needed some attention and stress relief so decided to try out the grand opening. The Grand Opening sign and $50 price really cought my attention.

My rating on a scale of 0 to 5

Attendant appearance: 2.5
Attendant attitude: 3.5
Attendant communication skills: 0.5
Theraputic massage: 5
Table shower: declined
Roaming: 4
Other massage: 5
Options available: Not Sure
Facility appearance: 4
Time given.vs- time advertised: 5
Overall Experience: 5

Was glad to arrive because I wanted to get some relaxation and then come home and do some studying. What a mistake. After I left, I was totally exausted. I don't know if I got extra treatment because they were just opening or if because the program that I got was the norm. The way my massage went was Therapeutic, Other, Therapeutic, Other and then Therapeutic again. Just exactly the way I like things, this way I can cool down slowly instead of being rushed out the door. Half of my therapeutic was with two masseuses and the other massage was totally with two masseuses.

Usually when I am done I give a tip. For this massage I asked the masseuse how much she wanted for a tip. I repeat, I asked her how much she wanted because I had one exciting time. I am not going to say exactly how much my tip was but lets just say my wallet was open.


Scale Meaning:

5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%

Exact Location: 569 Pompton Ave, Cedar Grove, NJ 973-857-0007

Return Visit: Had such a good time last time(2 weeks ago) I decided to return.

My rating on a scale of 0 to 5

Overall Experience: 3

This is a nice place but I won't go out of my way to attend again. I think that maybe last time my treatment was exception because they were just opening and wanted to secure customer. By all means my visit was good as one would normally expect, its just that it was not exception like my first visit.

Scale Meaning:

5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%

Exact Location: 205 US Route 46 West, Totowa, NJ 973-256-0070

Been a little while since a massage so I decided to give them a try. $40 for 1/2 hr. seemed to be reasonable.

My rating on a scale of 0 to 5

Attendant appearance: 3.5
Attendant attitude: 4
Attendant communication skills: 5
Theraputic massage: 4
Table shower: not available
Roaming: 0
Other massage: 0
Options available: 2.5
Facility appearance: 3.5
Time given.vs- time advertised: 4
Overall Experience: 2.5

I decided to give this place a try because I had not been there before. After every thing is said and done I can take it or leave it. Interesting situation about this place is that when I entered the room she gave me a sheet. It stated $60 for topless and $120 for nude. I opted for the $40 massage for 1/2 hr but they charge $80 for 1hr massage. Simply put you could spend $200 easily here if you do not watch yourself. This tells me that these massage parlors are yet to learn that there is a recession going on around here.


Scale Meaning:

5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%

There used to be a woman in Maywood that offered massage, anyone know if she is still around? Was a good service!

Place is located on Hope st in Passic. What really throws you off balance as you approach this Russian Turkish bath house is in the middle of a Spanish neighborhood. The first floor is a kosher restaurant—had to be, a Hasidic was having lunch when I entered. The massage rooms are on the second floor.

Got to the second floor and had to ring a bell for service. Several open doors showed massage tables with no clients. Anyway, out comes a middle age Korean; just a tad over weight. TS offered and taken. The head rest on the table appeared to be a 2X4 with a wash cloth laid over it! Lots of attention to all the good spots. Would someone please tell me why they scrub your pop chute so long? Then they use the cloth to wash the rest of your body!

Back to the room, good to very good massage, oil followed by a hot towel. Roaming allowed to some extent. HE offered. Got the impression, depending on the lady more might be available. Seniors PM for details

When leaving there were four Russian guys sitting together having a bite to eat. By the way, they were only wearing towels and probably black trunks—at least one was. The KMP said the steam room was on the first floor and you would walk through the restaurant wearing your towel to use it. Didn’t ask where the sauna was.

As some of you know, the CHOP is picky; but I liked the place and the KMP and will return

P Chop

I appologize in advance for being new here and only posting questions. Reports to follow. I am looking for a safe place to bring the wife for a massage in the Bergen, Essex, North Hudson area.

Any info would be great, something CLEAN, safe parking and versatile.

Thank you in advance!

[QUOTE=Motiv R Man]I appologize in advance for being new here and only posting questions. Reports to follow. I am looking for a safe place to bring the wife for a massage in the Bergen, Essex, North Hudson area.

Any info would be great, something CLEAN, safe parking and versatile.

Thank you in advance![/QUOTE]


Need more details. What kind of massage do you want her to have? Do you want a double (both of you in same room)? Do you want a straight massage or will she get a few extras? Is she going to pick the extras or will you? Will she use a male or female?

[QUOTE=Purple Porkchop]Need more details. What kind of massage do you want her to have? Do you want a double (both of you in same room)? Do you want a straight massage or will she get a few extras? Is she going to pick the extras or will you? Will she use a male or female?[/QUOTE]Looking for a massage that is less structured than the overpriced, rushed, high-end spas in the area. While I will accompany her we feel that she will be more comfortable 1 on 1 with the therapist.

We are seeking a male therapist who provides a relaxing massage that gets more sensual based on how he interprets her reactions and body language. I am open to whatever she is comfortable with at the time.

Thanks for any advice that you can give.

Tried this place twice. Average prices, but less than average service. HE was too mechanical, AMP was a clock watcher, actual massage was boring.

Anyone else have a better experience?

Went to falls last week to see what was ne after the trouble. I met with petite June. She does a nice back walk, she is only about 90lbs, then a nice HE. I did remember her from my first visit but she was very careful.