Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Cruise By]I stopped in on Friday night, with the intention of trying out the private booths. I had a beer, and as I sat there this very petite black girl came over. (I'd forgotten her name two seconds after she told me) I thhink she said she was Haitin. She started rubbing MR. Happy, so off we went for a topless dance.

She was fun in there, so off we went to the back room. She offered .2 for a BJ, I assume BBBJ, but I don't know, as I went with the .15 HR to complete on her ample rack.

Once there, she became very business like, and only went through the motions which achieved the ultimate result. She intended on getting me over with, and moving on to the next guy. [/QUOTE]

I've had that a number of times at the PP, all lovey and cuddly near the bar but then business-like and mechanical once you fork over the big bucks. Now I only go to the back with someone I'd already seen on a previous visit.

Nuff said.

Is the P.P really as good as everyone says. I have been to Midori and Central but Im tired of Asian Food. What are some good non Asian dishes at PP.

[QUOTE=Ruby Tuesday]Is the P.P really as good as everyone says.[/QUOTE]

Yes and No.

Let's just say that it CAN be that good but even at it's best, it's usually expensive and kind of rushed. You may want to spend your cash on an escort from CL or get one from the Providence Phoenix.

But I love the place and have had good and bad experiences there.
The bad ones were women who didn't come through on the promise of a happy ending and in my experience have been the hotter white chicks.
Stevie in particular makes promises she doesn't keep.

Gianna, a blonde with unfortunately small boobs comes through as promised as has every Brazillian and Eastern European I've taken out back.
There's also one Brazillian whose name I can't remember who'll give you an HJ in the topless dance area without asking for any extra cash at all although she too has small boobs and isn't all that attractive in general but like I said, she works her ass off to get you off and you don't have to pay any extra for it.
She's not the Brazillian who'll promise to make "youda chili peppeda squardt" in that horrible accent that sounds like Natasha on Rocky and Bullwinkle. Her name is Brada or something. She delivers but she's just not someone I'd repeat with.

But if you like going to a strip joint where you can freely touch the women even on stage and love the mini lap dances they give while circulating through the club but hate that half-drunk, still horny but no outlet for it feeling that you usually get when you leave a club then you'll love this place because here you can get a happy-ending and leave a happy-man.:)


It's one of those places that people never fully appreciate until it's gone.

Thanks for the Info Pht Bastard. Does anyone know if there are any good eastern europian girls at PP or plany american hotties. Also does anyone know where you can go for DFK. someone mentioned in this thread a long time ago they do it at pp. or if theres another place let me know

I have not seen very much posted on Cheaters lately, and have not done so myself in a while, so here is an update on my last 5 visits:

Remy--a bit thick but not fat--promised FS but did NOT deliver. Covered (!)HJ only. Very dissappointing. One of my few BAD Cheaters experiences.
Jinx--tall black girl, HUGE natural tits, good FS, BBBJ, but no CIM. Lots of fun!
Eclipse--natural tits, fine FS, BBBJCIM, great DFK. Fun girl!
Siren--killer body, big enhanced tits, great FS!

All of the above were 150 plus the usual booth fee (35) and Godiva admission (10).

There was also one older (40?) blonde, very fit, with huge bolt-on(?) knockers, who was just INCREDIBLE----(PM me if you want and I'll give you more detail. I was in such a daze I don't recall her name but maybe some of you guys can tell me?)

If anybody has some more recent experiences to report, please do! There are lots of new girls in there I'd like to try, but it would be nice to have some info before taking the plunge!

[QUOTE=King Rich]
There was also one older (40?) blonde, very fit, with huge bolt-on(?) knockers, who was just INCREDIBLE...
[/QUOTE]

...Tasha. She's one of the last "old-school" dancers left there...definitely easy on the eyes.

[QUOTE=King Rich]I have not seen very much posted on Cheaters lately, and have not done so myself in a while, so here is an update on my last 5 visits:

Remy--a bit thick but not fat--promised FS but did NOT deliver. Covered (!)HJ only. Very dissappointing. One of my few BAD Cheaters experiences.
Jinx--tall black girl, HUGE natural tits, good FS, BBBJ, but no CIM. Lots of fun!
Eclipse--natural tits, fine FS, BBBJCIM, great DFK. Fun girl!
Siren--killer body, big enhanced tits, great FS!

A question for King Rich. I appreciate your excellent and timely report, as I'll be in Little Rhody next week. Eclipse sounds excellent, I wonder if you'd mind describing her a bit more. I'm a big fan of natural ta-ta's, and the bbbj is my main area of interest. Anyone know of others here who do the slurp without a cover?

Thanks in advance.

Jake

Jake,

Eclipse is athletic, yet feminine looking, but she does have some stretch marks if you look closely-but still I rate her a solid 8 in looks. VERY cute face! Late 30's I'd say, nice B cup, soft, natural tits, long wavy brownish-blonde hair. She is quite a talker, but not overbearing--quite fun, really! Great at DFK (in fact, I gave her the DFK test right in the bar--she passed with flying colors!) DATY was clean and fresh, BBBJTC was enthusiastic, and she readily accepted CIM.

Also--just today I tried a new one--Ashley--she just started today-- black girl with big natural 38DDs, "phat ass", and her build is quite thick but not fat--fine black booty! She let me finger her pussy on the Godiva stage before I took her in the booth. Nice DFK, DATY, CG and RCG was fun-- VERY VERY good, tooth-free BBBJ--no CIM, but had no problem with my spraying down those 38DDs with copius amounts of sperm! Very nice for 120!

[QUOTE=Big Jake72][QUOTE=King Rich]

A question for King Rich. I appreciate your excellent and timely report, as I'll be in Little Rhody next week. Eclipse sounds excellent, I wonder if you'd mind describing her a bit more. I'm a big fan of natural ta-ta's, and the bbbj is my main area of interest. Anyone know of others here who do the slurp without a cover?

Thanks in advance.

Jake[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RhodyGuy]The Sportman's used to be the most free wheeling place in PVD. Last few years I have had no luck, take out or eat in. Can get some good lap dances.

Cheaters is a sure bet, and I've had occasional luck at the Satin Doll. [/QUOTE]I've had some luck recently at the Sportsman. A number of the Dancers have gotten quite friendly with Mr. Happy. But I usually visit during the day.

King Rich

What days / Hours does Eclipse work

Per King Rich

Eclipse is athletic, yet feminine looking, but she does have some stretch marks if you look closely-but still I rate her a solid 8 in looks. VERY cute face! Late 30's I'd say, nice B cup, soft, natural tits, long wavy brownish-blonde hair. She is quite a talker, but not overbearing--quite fun, really! Great at DFK (in fact, I gave her the DFK test right in the bar--she passed with flying colors!) DATY was clean and fresh, BBBJTC was enthusiastic, and she readily accepted CIM. "

I went Monday night about 9pm. Slow despite the game being on. $10 cover which is steep but gets you into the nude room also. A few hot ladies dancing I just stayed at the stage chairs with my $1. 00 bills and waited. The girls came around of course they will when it's not busy. I have been there when it's busy sat down at the stage and no girls came. Well anyway there was a beautiful brazilian in the nude room see-cups exuded her sexuality when she danced for me on stage I got a boner that's what your're there for. She was gorgeous. All the girls in the nude room love to show off their box. Got another stage dance from a white chick also very hot small rack but great body. I wanted a couch dance with the brazilian but held off. I was horny as hell by then and probably would have shot my load within 30 seconds. How guys write and say they got three lap dances in a row and didn't shoot sounds like an urban myth. They now have an small outside cafe which I didn't use don't smoke. The place looked pretty good the staff were nice no drink hustling they made their money on the cover. Wil go again. Ok gentlemen stay safe.

[QUOTE=Fred26]...probably would have shot my load within 30 seconds. How guys write and say they got three lap dances in a row and didn't shoot sounds like an urban myth...[/QUOTE]When I was younger I would have agreed with you!

Did anyone else notice that a new club was supposed to open in late July, named Empire? They were advertising on CL for girls and described the building size and roughly the area it would be in. Haven't heard a word again, wondered if anyone knows what happened?

[QUOTE=Fred26] I was horny as hell by then and probably would have shot my load within 30 seconds. How guys write and say they got three lap dances in a row and didn't shoot sounds like an urban myth. [/QUOTE]

Like Ulie said, wait until you get older....lol.


I've had shitloads of lapdances in God knows how many strip joints and the only one who ever made me shoot (many times) was Marlena at Cheaters.
I don't know what it is, maybe it's those whoppers of hers, maybe it's the shape of her ass or maybe she's the only one who ever wanted to make me come and did whatever she had to do to make it happen.

Anyone know if she's still there?