Ravens Corn Holed by Colts
Hey Indianapolis Colts fans and mongers, you won fair and square, the Colts are the better team, 5 field goals in a playoff game new record.
If you recall my boastful wager made on 1/10/07 at the Baltimore-Ravens Football/Superbowl Thread(wishful thinking Eh?)
[QUOTE=Big Red50]Big Red from Balmer wagers that if the Ravens lose, I will post here every day for a week and kiss Indianapolis Colts Ass in each and every post Hon. Oh and if you guys gripe to much about the whole Corn Shucker thing, you will get yourselves so worked up you won’t be able to monger, that is why you are coming to Balmer, right, you can watch football any time, Gemini’s footballs they are a once in a life time experience Hon.[/QUOTE]Now Big Red talked the talk and now Big Red will walk the walk.
Personal and Public Apologies to:
1. Chelli4me: Big Red apologizes for the ignorant, rude and inappropriate “Corn Shucker” comment about Indiana State Mongers, I am Sorry. The fact is Big Red is not really from Balmer, (barring my soul here guys)I grew up in a Hick town 5 miles west of Balmer, called Ellicott City( on a farm, I really was a Corn Shucker(not a bad profession by the way). By the way you take some fine photos Chelli4me, Big Red does not have the balls to take and post pics of SW’s, especially since I was emasculated by the Colts yesterday. You know the Balmer-eans are just still upset over loosing a fine team like the Colts, Indianapolis is lucky to have them.
2. Two Nuts: Big red also apologizes for the ignorant, rude and inappropriate “Corn Shucker” comment about Indiana State Mongers, I am Sorry. Big Red is not 14, I have been lurking here since I was 14 and I had to wait 4years to post, and just look at the shit I started.
3. Jackson: I am truly sorry for the whole “Corn Shucker” thing, which required you to edit my mindless posts, I know you have better things to do. In a effort to conform to your comments and requests:
[QUOTE=Jackson] Gentlemen,
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.
Let's get back to the subject.
Thank You,
Jackson[/QUOTE]Big Red will post some SW, Escort, tit dancer and strip club information on all of my 7 ass kissing posts.
I was in McCormick and Schmick Lounge at the Pier 5 Hotel until 11:00 PM EST, drowning my sorrow and no one took me up on a National Bohemian
[QUOTE=Big Red50] Any Indianapolis Colts Fan still smarting, come to the Pier Five Hotel after the game have Big Red paged over the PA system and I will buy you a NatyBo (Nation Bohemian Beer brewed on the shores of the Chesapeake Bay), it is on your way to the Block , you know 5.25 acres of tit bars. Hell I even gave up Gemini, ATFF what do you want digits, Hon?[/Quote]Then I walked, to drunk to drive to the Circus Show Bar to see my ATFF Gemini, She is a beautiful 20 something tall blonde 36D-24-36 with incredible, moves, personality and skills. Someofabitch, she was not there! If one of you victorious Colts mongers also decide to sack and pillage Balmer, and take Gemini back to Indianapolis, could you send her back.
Talk to you tomorrow,
Little Red
Chelli4me is right, it takes no more effort to be friendly and civil
[QUOTE=Chelli4me]no reason the exchange of info here about providers has to be rude or mean, just trying to keep things friendly for all.[/QUOTE]Hey Chelli4me,
Apology day #2 Big Red is a man of his word.
You are absolutely correct monger information can be exchanged with out hostilities. Even when emotions run high we must control ourselves. Indianapolis is very proud of the Colts, they are a incredible team, that is why Baltimoreans were so upset about loosing such a fine team.
You accepting my apology, thank you by the way, has motivated me to let my Colt hostilities go, I will root for the Colts all the way to the superbowl, they did play an awesome game, last Saturday. Peyton manning is one of the few quarterbacks to crack the Raven defense.
Coming to my senses
Big Red
Oh and the he/she dilema, there is an area in Baltimore-Calvert Street where drag queen SW(what do we call them?) stroll, problem is they look better then alot of the female SW. They are six feet tall, have size 12 feet and shoulders like a line backer. Fortunatley in Baltimore they stay in a designated area, weird huh.
I have reviewed many of your posts, you provide some solid monger intel.
Keep up the good work and take care of the Colts
Big Red