2005 Archived Reports

Thanks Prince!

I'm still not sure how that happened; I think I hit the reply button as usual, I don't even know how to get to that "thread" except to search for all my posts.

Anyway, I wasn't going to recreate it, but since I can just cut and paste now, here it is:

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Stopped by Lady J's twice in the last week. One time, even though it was well after midnight, all girls were busy. Don't know what that was about, unless it was a gaggle of golfers. Next time saw a tall girl with enhanced but still supple tits who gave a good double-handed handjob, with full kitty groping. Very nice.

The night LJs was busy, I dropped by Secrets, the club almost across the highway from Thee Dollhouse. There have been a number of operations in this building, never gathering any critical mass. I think part of the problem is apparently you can't get a topless license for that location: it's a pastie club. That said, Secrets is a step up from whatever it was last time. Got a VIP just to see what they would offer. It's $200, and for a $60 tip, I got a average handjob. Don't think I would do it again; Derrieres is comparably priced with more private VIPs, and of course the girls start nude anyway.

I was trying to set up an incall escort which fell apart, leaving me near 501 and horny. I hadn't been to Horseplay for a while, and decided to see if it was less lame than it had been the last few times. It's still a bikini club on stage (though odds are you'll get tits or pussy flashed if you stage tip), but the couch room is heating up again. Tried two girls back there. The first one allowed full tit grabbing and nipple sucking, and was giving a pretty enthusiastic through-the-pants handjob. Unfortunately, I hadn't planned on being there, and was wearing long pants and underwear, so that didn't do it for me. Next girl was extremely forward, and told me for a $100 tip, she would get me off. I said OK, and she lowered my zipper and brought me out for a really nice blowjob. Talk about decadent -- there was a guy and girl in the next chair over, and though she shielded me with her hair to some extent, it had to be pretty obvious.

The Gold Club next to Derrieres seems to be closed, or at least it wasn't open Sunday or any weekday up to Thursday, perhaps it opens Fri and Sat.

A moment of silence for the old Tokyo Spa: The building has now been torn down. They had some fine girls there at one time (overpriced, but fine).

Spaceman Spiff

Good to see you back, Anavera. Looks like you've been having more luck than me. I'm batting .000 over the last week or so. Guess its just timing, they don't seem to be out at lunch time or after work much. The digits I've got lately, including the ones for that hot little blonde, Brittney, are no good. I've pretty much quit looking along 10th Ave since I never see anything there. May have to head down that way and find out if that blonde Anavera found is now enjoying her work!

Muddy

Welcome back Anavera! Hell I almost thought we lost Spiff there for a while.

I finally broke out of the frozen waste of the midwest and moved a bit closer so I'm hoping I can make it down there enough to help you guys as much as you've helped me.

Honestashol

has anybody been to the new AMP, Gym Omni, I saw advertised in the new V2 Mag? I am not local to MB or I'd go check it out myself. Thanks.

Never heard of it, dman. Are you sure its in MB?

Interesting!

I hadn't looked at V2 this month, but I found the ad on their website:

[url]http://www.v2fun.com/Months/05-04/V2magazine/55.jpg[/url]

(firefox scales it down, download the image directly if it's too small in your browser). Anyway, judging from the map, this is the old Hwy 17 Spa location, which had been turned into a sunless tanning spot. It was still that when I drove by last week, but this suggests they hope to reopen sometime this month (or that the ad was purchased before the deal fell through..)

The old operation was decent, and a little less pricy than the AMPs in Myrtle proper. I assume the ownership is still somehow related, so this could be nice.

(Of course, I could be wrong about it being the same building. If the map is to scale, then it's a little closer to Emerald City than Hwy 17 Spa, but still in the same strip)



Spiff

Did a little recon on the Gym Omni. Thanks Spiff for the V2 link, I didn't know they had a web site. The address on the ad was 4867 US 17. The sunless tanning place (former Highway 17 Spa) is 4817 and appears to still be open as such. The buildings north and south, with higher and lower address #'s, were a vet and a stone place. Tried the phone # from the ad but got a no longer in service message. Did get this response from e-mail:

<Hi there,
Sorry for your inconvenience...we're located at the back gate....on 17 bypass south....Are you familiar with Emerald City? The Shooting Range.. We're just a few doors south of the of the Range. and between The Big Dawg Bar. Please come and see us again....our hours are 9 A.M. to 4 A.M.
Our number is 843-293-1097
Take Care and have a wonderful day!>

Muddy

Met Lisa today around lunchtime on Flagg St. Looked OK from a distance but face was a little haggard up close. Nice enough body, about what you'd expect. Claimed to be an escort with a local agency, but I can't imagine anyone paying her $300. So-so oral skills with CIM allowed provided I let her know ahead of time (she caught shallow). I asked where all her friends were given the lack of girls out lately. She said they were all in jail. Did see one other WSW earlier but she was walking with her pimp. Got a look, but I passed.

Muddy

Well gentlemen I am back in full force now and I have picked a couple this week that were very nice. The best by far was Toni. She is an ex dancer just trying to her way..or some shit like that. Really pretty and a decent body..but her hair was greasy. Oh well..he cute face made up for it. BBBJ for my usual rate and I would have to say it was in the top 10. WOW..very nice and she seemed to enjoy herself. No rush and we even talked a bit. I picked up another last night off of Ocean Blvd near the Family Kingdom parking lot. She looked good from a distance but damn..i think she was my grandma's first grade teacher! She was older than hell. I mean she looked like she was in her late 60's. NO LIE! hehe
She did look good from a distance though..I'm ashamed to admit it. I played dumb tourist and thought she needed help. I'll be dammed if she was getting my money.

In response to a few of the regulars that posted recently, I went by Horseplay last week and the week before. I had a nice time with Fawn and Nicole. Fawn has been a favorite of mine for several years and I look for her whenever I come down to play golf. I gathered some intel that Paige is a new girl who is trying very hard to provide lots of extras in the couch room and make a name for herself. I personally did not partake, but plan to do so in the near future. Otherwise, there was the usual crowd of spaced out girls that looked as though they didn't have anywhere else to go so they lit there for the evening. That is not always a bad thing though, hungry girls make for goooood friends when you buy a dance !

I later went by Masters and as usual it was smokin with lots of hott(er) looking girls, but not much in the way of extras.

hello fellow mongers,
today while window shopping at lunch, I picked up Kelly. She has the potential to be cute but needs LOTs of work. She needs a bath, clothing, deodorant, soap, a toothbrush, and some dental work. Other than that she has a cute face. Its a shame to see someone let themself go so badly. I mean its horrible. He teeth have to be the yellowest teeth I have EVER seen. I dont mean like havent been cleaned in a couple days or she drinks alot of tea yellow, I mean dark yellow. She got in my car, and wow.the stink about knocked me over. Damn she was nasty smelling. I gave her $5 and told her that I thought she was someone else. if you pick her up, you know will exactly who I am talking about.

Anyway, after dropping her off and fumigating my car, I picked up a quiet girl named Stacey. Got a BBBJ for the usual and went on my merry smelling good way. haha

I don't usually post on the Myrtle Beach Board (usually hang out in the Columbia Board), but thought that last post by Anavera was just a hoot! Main thing I thought was so funny about it is that I am sure all of us have had similar experiences. We spy a girl that looks cute as hell at 50 feet. We roll to a stop, she looks good at 10 feet. But when she gets in the car, "damn girl ever heard of soap!" It's at that exact moment that you have about one meli second to decide how desporate am I. Do I hold my nose, ignore the greasy hair and pay the "lady" to suck my member, or am I not that much in need and do as Anavera did and suddenly have a made a mistaken identity.

I just don't know what those girls are thinking how they can live in their own foul skin. Sure they are out on the street hussling themselves. And we all know that more than a few of them are using substances that we personally wouldn't partake of. I can't imagine being that dirty and not taking a bath (even if it meant a late night soaking in one of the public showers on the beach).

Anyway, Anavera, thanks for the honest report about the smelly one that got away!

knot sure..thanks man! hehe I'm glad someone enjoys my travels. Once she got in the car, I was like..damn! I was horny as shit and thought fuck it, I can hold my breath and pretend shes suckin cock underwater. However, as soon as she smiled and I saw her teeth, that was the deal breaker. I didnt want my cock anywhere near something that nasty! I'm having flashbacks...

Anyway, today I drove around and didnt see shit. I havent seen the constipated girl in a while. Maybe she finally took a shit or something. I did see this really tall BSW walking along Yaupon. She had to have been 5'10. Really thin too..probally 140. Anyway, I drove by her and she did the "smile and Wave". So I thought, hell I havent had hershey kiss in a long time. So I pulled over about 50 ft in front of her in a parking lot, and this dude in a white dakota cuts me off and she hops in with him. Anyway, I was broke so I ended up saving my hard earned fun money.

I think we all have used that mistaken identy at one time or another. Just to think, if she smelled that nasty and looked that nasty, can you even imagine what that kitty smells like, or what may be in it? YUCKKKKK!

Made a very brief run through Myrtle yesterday and checked out Gym Omni on my way out of town. As reported, it is in the Emerald City cul-de-sac in a strip-mall just south of EC, but not as far south as the old HWY-17 Spa. Pretty easy to pickout now as they have the name on the window. The area is not totally private as there is a bar in the same strip-mall, but you're unlikely to meet anyone who would care what you're doing. $80 door fee for 1 hr. The table shower has been crammed into an area where it doesn't really fit, so the girl doesn't have room to walk all around you, and it's not as nice an experience as some. They have a nice looking new sauna, but had forgotten to turn it on, so we skipped that.

My girl was asian (suspect Korean, but am sometimes wrong here), in her thirties with nice tits. She started off wearing a kind of bustier thing, definitely not lingerie, but not the kind of thing you'd expect a completely legit masseuse to wear either (but arguable so she could play "we don't do that" if she got bad vibes).

Started off with a pretty good massage, then moved to light touch. After she was done, asked if I had any problem areas and I put her hand where it counted. A few 'are you a cop' questions followed and when I satisfied her, she requested the tip up front. I laid out $200, and she left to prepare. When she came back, she stripped and gave me a nice non-blowjob blowjob (lick the shaft and balls) then put the rubber on with her mouth and gave a pretty good cbj. The main event was nice: She lay back on the massage table, and I did her standing, which I like a lot more than mish as it's a lot easier on the middle aged knees and bod. I was able to play with her clit, and she seemed to enjoy matters.

On the whole a very nice experience, though I have to ding them a little on the physical plant.

Spaceman Spiff