Sexual Things to Do Before We Die. Fucket List

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2800098]Butt fucking is good.

Butt fucking is fun.

I like butt fucking before the rising sun.

Salutations!

Okay, I was out there with a girl I used to know, and she still tolerates me. We were in the act of coitus. A good girl lets you feel every inch of your sexual experience with a firm cockhold pressure. She indulges you with some mouth to mouth, and with some good ole titty sucking fun.

Then the moment comes.

"Whoops, I poped out. Where should I stick it?" I said.

She grabs the missile and aims it at her nether, nether region. I go slowly. Inch by inch. I play with her clit. I push slowly and deeper inward. Damn, she is so tight. I feel like my missile is in a complete squeezing vector beam of fucking sensational fun.

Rock the house Ya!

Man it feels good feeling every inch of the little monster. I look down at her awesome Asian pussy. Party on top, business for the bottom. I think to myself that if I wore a condom it would of been damn near ass squeezed off and then lost up in her butt-oochie by now. As the dust in the wind blows, it was san condome.

Now I once had a girl [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtHkW97AJk8[/URL].

Once long ago, I pulled out after tout fini and at the end of le preservatif was a little Hershey chocalate kiss.

That's no way to do it. Make sure she knows how to clean up that shit. As for the last moment, I shot tout sweet and super deep up in that bung hole. And it felt good, no lie.

Fuck a butt.

Fo Show. nOw that's fun.[/QUOTE]I formally nominate Christophe1 as official USG Poet Laureate.

I dunno, It's kind of enjoyable to have a girl say it like she is impressed and ready to be pleased by THAT.

Or.

"Are you mixed with Black?"

Even funnier when an Asian providing girl says that.

My 3"er feels like a 1-footer.

And even FAT.

Yeah Yeah, I know. Most consider blue balls to be a male propaganda tool to get young maidens to put out. Let me dispel that rumor once and for all. Blue balls are real my friends, and no one wants sad nuts.

Ran around with one of the exes this weekend who is like Viagara water. Hearing her voice, to me, is an instant chub-on. Once she hopped in my ride, I was super sized and squeezing on her meaty thighs while working my hand up to her va-va vanglorious. She smelled like pure humping aphrodisiac. The sad part was, she couldn't do the humpty hump. Sad face. Her sister was visiting and besides that, she was really mad with me.

Slowly throughout the day, I won her over as we enjoyed cuddles, kisses, held hands, rubbed crotches, but alas there was no insertion or grand jet stream. Super sad face.

Around mid-day I was in lots of pain. My groin ached like no tomorrow. I put on the face of strength as I told her, "I have blue balls. ".

She offered to rub one out for me, though I insisted that the damage was done and it was too late.

Woke up this morning horny as hell. Also, a tad bit vulnerable as my nutsack was swollen and in pain. I didn't want to call up the regular talent who would expect from me a 100%, so I went to a Thai place in Hollywood that had ads on BP. Got a private room and she jerked me off to completion. I think I spooked her as I fought off the orgasm for a couple minutes as she stroked my oily hard dick. When I shot, I shot to impress, as the little guys hit the roof. Woot Woot.

Still gots some pain, Blue Balls ain't for Sissies.

What are items remaining on your list? I am interested in knowing so maybe I can expand my list. I'm thinking some public sex thing though I have indulged. I guess I'm too old if I can't think of something I would like to do that I haven't done. I've done underwater with SCUBA gear, in the water in a pool and a bathtub and shower, public sex, car, truck, airplane, and boat. Need more ideas. Please share.

[QUOTE=Feral1;2827140]What are items remaining on your list? I am interested in knowing so maybe I can expand my list. I'm thinking some public sex thing though I have indulged. I guess I'm too old if I can't think of something I would like to do that I haven't done. I've done underwater with SCUBA gear, in the water in a pool and a bathtub and shower, public sex, car, truck, airplane, and boat. Need more ideas. Please share.[/QUOTE]Have you talked with Virgin Galactic yet?

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2826289]Yeah Yeah, I know. Most consider blue balls to be a male propaganda tool to get young maidens to put out. Let me dispel that rumor once and for all. Blue balls are real my friends, and no one wants sad nuts.[/QUOTE]Damn right it's real.

Long ago I had a GF who enjoyed hours of very affectionate activity on the couch in her parents basement. I definitely enjoyed it too. I still fondly remember her as the most passionate of my companions. Ever. The only problem was I had no release of the constantly increasing pressure that would build up over 2-4 hours. At some point I had to leave and gingerly step out to my sportscar which had a suspension tuned to feel every nuance of the road. There was a lot of wincing and grunts from the pain. I had to endure this for the entire hour home before I could get inside to alleviate things. It may sound masochistic but I can get a little nostalgic about those evenings.

Alas, we did not have a future together. It was for the best but a few years later I found out she drove by my home with her parents and a young child in her car. She told a neighbor that my mother would have been the perfect M-in-law. That right there confirmed I made the best decision.

Higgs.

[QUOTE=HiggsBoson;2827228]Have you talked with Virgin Galactic yet?[/QUOTE]Been with a virgin, busted my cherry with a girl that traded hers for mine. But Virgin Galactic, I think I need gravity to get the poking in rhythm. Did think of skydiving connected but gave that up for a bad idea, I'd be a bloody grease spot on the ground before I even got started.

[QUOTE=Feral1;2827702]Been with a virgin, busted my cherry with a girl that traded hers for mine. But Virgin Galactic, I think I need gravity to get the poking in rhythm.[/QUOTE]Maybe there'll be jet packs. Or rubber straps. Kinky.

Higgs.

A nymphomaniac!

A woman that breathes, sleeps, eats, and dreams about sex. How to please herself.

I have been fortunate enough to have fallen into one. She gives me bullshit lines, like, "I can't kiss. I have boundaries. " Or, "You can't lick my pussy. " Then she shows me her favorite porn videos, and it is of guys eating out white girl pussies. Ha Ha. I went 69 all the way to her completion. Then, we lazy cuddled up as I sucked her nipples to another one of her full body arousals. Damn.

Girl needs some pussy eating for real. Work that clit like you own it.

Next thing you know, she be working the jock like she be breathing oxygen.

A nympho is really cool.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2840853]A nymphomaniac!

A woman that breathes, sleeps, eats, and dreams about sex. How to please herself.

I have been fortunate enough to have fallen into one. She gives me bullshit lines, like, "I can't kiss. I have boundaries. " Or, "You can't lick my pussy. " Then she shows me her favorite porn videos, and it is of guys eating out white girl pussies. Ha Ha. I went 69 all the way to her completion. Then, we lazy cuddled up as I sucked her nipples to another one of her full body arousals. Damn.

Girl needs some pussy eating for real. Work that clit like you own it.

Next thing you know, she be working the jock like she be breathing oxygen.

A nympho is really cool.[/QUOTE]I thought a nympho was a girl that can never (ever) get enough. Ever tried one of those?

[QUOTE=HollywoodGuy;2841790]I thought a nympho was a girl that can never (ever) get enough. Ever tried one of those?[/QUOTE]I like to think I have. IMO manias of any kind are like following Lucy down a rabbit hole. A little exciting, a little scary. Perhaps there are shades of gray punctuated by moments of sex filled maniacal attacks?

One of the first girls that took me under her wing and used me as a dick toy was a year older. I was just a long neck, pimple faced lad in HS. Tammy was older, she was cool. She had a car. Tammy was a Goth chick with the sides of her head shaved and a bleached blonde fauxhawk on top. For accoutrements, she wore a Pitbull collar with spikes, donned tight tops, short skirts, a FUCK YEAH attitude , and she wore laced thigh high stockings and Doc Martin boots. Sometimes she did the whole punk Catholic schoolgirl thing. Her stockings had tears and rips. Most were crotchless. Her body was flawless and very white; she was Polish, with a thin waif body, and a succulent B boob top.

She had previously hooked me up with a younger friend. After the deed Tammy asked how it all went down.

"She felt like a wet sponge," I said, thinking that the pussy felt loose.

Tammy had to apply a fix, so she did it by fucking and showing me what good sex was suppose to be all about. And we fucked. And we fucked. And we fucked everywhere. We were young horndogs doing it in alleyways, movie theatres, anywhere since our parents were usually at home. The girl put some check marks on my Fucket List. It was pretty fun.

A form of Nymphomania exists as civvies start falling in Love / lust. They get intoxicated feeling their heads swimming in oxytocin. Love (Lust), and romance are the best aphrodisiacs to create a little Nympho mania. Lately just seeing or hearing my recent Ex gets me feeling chubbier and produces a zipper busting boner that is hard to get from others. Feel like a stallion, and when she notices her eyes become super-sized. See Blue Balls below.

This most recent Nymphomaniac find comes from a Provider that I have seen off and on over the last few years. She is a 100% so I keep going back. Over the last couple months though- girl has changed. She, at least for the time being, is seeing her own select group of ATFs. Getting less sex has cranked up her sex drive, and time has allowed me to use relationship building skills, now we spend hours together. 90% of the time she has my dick placed in her. She is getting so turned on lately that she is practically begging. With her being so willing, I go slow so she can lead. Removing another layer to get her to her dormant nypho-hood. One visit I booked 3 hours before an important meeting. When finished, I looked at the clock and was already an hour late. Nymphomaniac time warp.

I am afraid to see her until I get some Rocky Balboa training to get ready for our next bout.

With your experience, I am sure you have much more knowledge than a little backwoods kid like myself.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2843966]I like to think I have. IMO manias of any kind are like following Lucy down a rabbit hole. A little exciting, a little scary. Perhaps there are shades of gray punctuated by moments of sex filled maniacal attacks?

One of the first girls that took me under her wing and used me as a dick toy was a year older. I was just a long neck, pimple faced lad in HS. Tammy was older, she was cool. She had a car. Tammy was a Goth chick with the sides of her head shaved and a bleached blonde fauxhawk on top. For accoutrements, she wore a Pitbull collar with spikes, donned tight tops, short skirts, a FUCK YEAH attitude , and she wore laced thigh high stockings and Doc Martin boots. Sometimes she did the whole punk Catholic schoolgirl thing. Her stockings had tears and rips. Most were crotchless. Her body was flawless and very white; she was Polish, with a thin waif body, and a succulent B boob top.

She had previously hooked me up with a younger friend. After the deed Tammy asked how it all went down.

"She felt like a wet sponge," I said, thinking that the pussy felt loose.

Tammy had to apply a fix, so she did it by fucking and showing me what good sex was suppose to be all about. And we fucked. And we fucked. And we fucked everywhere. We were young horndogs doing it in alleyways, movie theatres, anywhere since our parents were usually at home. The girl put some check marks on my Fucket List. It was pretty fun.

A form of Nymphomania exists as civvies start falling in Love / lust. They get intoxicated feeling their heads swimming in oxytocin. Love (Lust), and romance are the best aphrodisiacs to create a little Nympho mania. Lately just seeing or hearing my recent Ex gets me feeling chubbier and produces a zipper busting boner that is hard to get from others. Feel like a stallion, and when she notices her eyes become super-sized. See Blue Balls below.

This most recent Nymphomaniac find comes from a Provider that I have seen off and on over the last few years. She is a 100% so I keep going back. Over the last couple months though- girl has changed. She, at least for the time being, is seeing her own select group of ATFs. Getting less sex has cranked up her sex drive, and time has allowed me to use relationship building skills, now we spend hours together. 90% of the time she has my dick placed in her. She is getting so turned on lately that she is practically begging. With her being so willing, I go slow so she can lead. Removing another layer to get her to her dormant nypho-hood. One visit I booked 3 hours before an important meeting. When finished, I looked at the clock and was already an hour late. Nymphomaniac time warp. I mean I have nothing to post about anymore. Meeting anyone new anint easy.

I am afraid to see her until I get some Rocky Balboa training to get ready for our next bout.

With your experience, I am sure you have much more knowledge than a little backwoods kid like myself.[/QUOTE]haha.. but I was thinking in purely physical terms when I brought it up. No special oxy rush needed. Just built to cum, with you, with me, or themselves. Kinda like on auto pilot.

Hey Brothers,

I shared a spliff with a homegirl and we gots the horny feeling. I rubbed on her pussy for a bit and she juiced up well. Started making out with her nips like they were lifepreservers. About this time we got the munchies.

She made a bannana split while I got chocolate covered tits. Cherry topped. Food and fucking was irie.

May the Spliff be with yous.

Jah Mon.

A sex toy in high heels and a slutty dress. Like Marvin Gaye sung, "Let's Get It On."

Sometimes I get the mistaken and think my date is one and the same.

A sex toy in high heels and a slutty dress. Like Marvin Gaye sings, "Let's Get It On."

Playing with a sexy dress covered pussy is hot. Slowly rubbing her organ while covered is even stimulating. How far is she willing to let us go?

"All the way, baby," as she looks deeply at you with her charming alluring sex-me eyes.

Pulling out the tits above, and the fuck-me pussy below.

Fuck!

Sexy fuckies in slutty dresses are fun.

Damn..

And tomorrow I am going to get me one.

Damn...
Monger Musketeers Unite.

Don't forget the long legs, polished feet, high heels.

And a slutty dress. Say what ?!?

There is this girl who I was bone-in Mish. She didn't want me to CIP. No, she wanted me to CIM. After she sucked the load out, she spit it onto her face and rubbed it in with her hands.

She proceeded to tell me how it was good for her skin. Skin looked good and tight, but I couldn't spend the night.

Nature's facial moisturizer. JIZZ... ~~made for an angel's face O.