Rants and Raves

Rules to the Game Top Five: According to guys who could fuck up a wet dream.

Rule 1: Blame the next monger. When you have a lousy session or don't get services mentioned in a previous review, blame the reviewer. Take absolutely no responsibility for the outcome of your session, it's the previous reviewers fault that your session was shitty and you didn't get to enjoy the same menu.

Rule 2: Be ultra reliant on reviews. Take reviews as a guarantee of what will happen in your session. After reading the review PM, email or send carrier pigeon to the reviewer for more spoon feeding and hand holding. And remember children, YMMV does not exist.

Rule 3: Don't post advertiser reviews on the advertiser review boards. Instead, post near misses, humorous banter about what providers say, goings back and forth about how you were going to see a provider and other such nonsense, but no actual provider reviews. Reviews of other mongers, especially the ones from rule 1, are highly encouraged.

Rule 4: Be afraid of providers, listen to what they tell you. When a provider says no explicit talk, listen to her; be afraid to inquiry about exactly what it is you're paying for. When a provider does hang up on you for asking questions be persistent and call her back, go thru with the session anyway not knowing what your getting, and when you don't get what another reviewer got, refer to Rule 1. Completely ignore the fact that if blue boys do get you, it ain't what you said, showing up was enough.

Rule 5: When the reviewer you blamed in rule 1 sees a provider, scratch her off your list. Don't make up your own mind about who you want to see. In addition, state that the girl doesn't offer certain services despite the fact that you won't or didn't see her to find out. YMMV doesn't exist, that can't be stressed enough.

Adherence to these rules will ensure that you'll get what you deserve from a session and thrive at being the guy who could fuck up a wet dream.

Rules to the Game: Platinum and Golden Rules, according to guys who couldn't jerk their own dick if both hands were superglued to it and their balls itched.

Platinum Rule: Telling a positively reviewed provider that you read her reviews is taboo, don't do it. It will let her know that you expect similar menu and performance within a given price, it just might get you a good session, and that's not what you want.

Golden Rule: Never, ever tell a provider that you will review her. It will let her know that there is a world out there that will hold her accountable for her authenticity and performance. By not knowing that she's being held accountable she can continue to take no responsibility for her craft and give poor performance. Remember, don't tell her, no provider should know there's such a thing as reviews; the other sites reviewer white list and escort ads do not exist, nor does the escort ad thread here, nor do providers use terms like well or highly reviewed in their ad, how could they? They don't know about reviews and shouldn't. There is even magical code embedded in the software of this and the other site that prevents providers from seeing anything about reviews.

Adherence to these rules means you're an absolute fucking idiot.

[QUOTE=BJS1475;2179438]She is hardly "new" to the game! She is from Florida, south florida. Used to work in a "jack shack" down there, where I first met her some 5 yrs ago. She has been at it forever. She's new to the ATL, but similar to just about every other girl in this section, they travel when business slows. Just google her name and number. You'll see all of the states and for how long she (and every other) girl here has been in the "game" stop thinking these hoes are "new and inexperienced". Its an act! They all travel to 3-5 states doing their thing. Just an FYI.[/QUOTE]Dude, don't tell that guy anything. He's dumb as bricks. A lot of the chics he's writing reviews for have been reviewed on here many years ago. He actually thinks these chics are new to the game. He doesn't know how many dudes are laughing at his dumb ass. The chic, Alaina, who he just reviewed could be found in the streetwalker thread. She used to streetwalk on Metro Blvd. You could have gotten her for $15-$20 tops and that dude paid her $100 bones to come to his house. She played the old streetwalker trick on him and left him with blue balls. LOL.

Another chic he just reviewed, Ashley, has also been in the "game" for at least 5 years now. She used to work at Chocolate Fantasy Girls escorting agency. She's been reviewed on here like 3-4 years ago. That guy wrote in his review that she is "new and passive". LOL. Dumb as bricks. In the "game" for upteen years and doesn't have the slightest clue. LOL.

Dear Johnny M.

I thought I showed you who you are in post 27 and that you'd learn to stay in a little boy's place. Let me break down the schlock you hocked in post 48. Alaina, said in my review that she also goes Sasha and is reviewed, all the way back to 2011 if you look and likely active much longer, but you say that I think she's new, onward. You say I reviewed Ashley just now when I never saw her, I'm not that dude, but I did tell that dude that I was going to extend an olive branch to you and ceasefire. But, you're acting like you want it, so here's your sign.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2180586]And guys, please, use your falkon brains. If you see an ad and the address says Marietta-Delk Road, Windy Hill Road, Old National, Wesley Chapel, Panola Road, Candler Road, Glenwood Road, Fulton Industrial, and the likes you can be rest assured that its either a pimp situation, a part-time street walker or a dirty chic. Especially if its a motel / hotel in that area. These places are famous for housing bottom barrel skanks.[/QUOTE]Let's all see what Johnny's been up to.

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Anybody who knows anything knows that the location she states is hooker speak for Wesley-Chapel, Panola Rd, Chandler or Glenwood. You state that you got to her apt in the cut.

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Simple, states Wesley-Chappel, and can't even spel.

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Anybody that knows anything knows that Moreland is no different than Candler or Glenwood, maybe worse, 2 minutes from the strip club, literally. As you say, got to start weening yourself off these hotel / motel girls, when are you going to start.

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Anybody that knows anything knows that in terms of hotel escorts, peach tree ind. Is no different than fulton ind.

Could go on and on, but you get the message. You're a fool, you don't even take your own advice yet you're trying to advise someone else, boy stop. Johnny you can't poke any holes in my shit, but it's infinitely easy to poke holes in yours. You might not think so but I'm trying to help you, change is OK, but you just seem to want to stay stuck on fucked. They're likely laughing, and it's not at me. I am re-extending the olive branch to you Johnny, peace man, word.

[QUOTE=BJS1475;2187659]Enough of this Fuck SHiT, who pays what! BACK TO BUSINESS! With all do respect, you hoe as niggas talking about this bull shit more than you are talking about pussy! Who cares what the next man is paying, if you can't negotiate your own price, you deserve to be taken advantage of! I DON'T give a fuck what you paid, I pay what I pay. Two weeks you ***** ass mutha fuckas been talking about this shit. Pay what you pay. Enough! GET BACK TO THE PUSSY. LOCATION AND QUALITY! DAMN![/QUOTE]Fellas, do not pay this idiot any mind. Go through his post history. Everything is either "she looks bangin" or some other off color comment. Absolutely no contribution in any of his posts.

BJS, of course you want it back to business because you are a parasite.

[QUOTE=BJS1475;2187659] With all do respect, you hoe as niggas [/QUOTE]Yes, do tell us ho ass niggaz, with respect, your opinion fine sir.

Hilarious.

[QUOTE=Svtcobra;2187747]Fellas, do not pay this idiot any mind. Go through his post history. Everything is either "she looks bangin" or some other off color comment. Absolutely no contribution in any of his posts.

BJS, of course you want it back to business because you are a parasite.[/QUOTE]Clearly you did not look at my posts, CLOWN! I HAVE ADDED MORE PICS AND GIRL INFO THAN YOU HAVE EVER CONTRIBUTED!! Don't speak of what you have no idea about! CLOWN.

[QUOTE=GrChZebo;2180383]I've gone to the mattresses, I'm currently embroiled in what amounts to a very childish conflict: being called a shill (for posting a review on a review board mind you), and of having multiple accounts (this one and that of a personal friend that I defended when the accusation of shill was made of him, we're 2 different people), you were just a casualty.

I'm thick skinned, if you were genuinely and sincerely just poking fun and not part of that accusatory faction, please regard me.

Yes PW it is a nightmare, well at least a cluster fuck, but I didn't see it coming, it was initiated out of nowhere by one of your fellow senior members, and it accomplishes absolutely nothing.[/QUOTE]You missed the point entirely. Nevermind.

Wet dreams, PW.

Never tell these broads about any falking reviews assholes!! The brown nosers have done it once again. You brown nosing fucktards can't ever seem to stop brown nosing. What would make a guy tell a chic about her reviews? If you like the review, just call the gal and tell her you want to set up something with her. There's no need to tell her you read her reviews to get brownie points with her. Some of you dudes are so fucking corny its a wonder why you always have to pay to play. Now she took her ad down. Great going, butt wipes.

[blue]I delete a lot of Johnny's posts. I didn't delete this one because I agree with him.

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[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2190813]These girls, dumb as they are on an academic scale, have excellent memories. Best to stagger the days you post about your exploits so they don't catch on.[/QUOTE]Night makes a point worth repeating. Yeah, always change up the date a little bit. And if something happened that made your visit memorable change the details a little bit so it doesn't scream you. Sometimes that means omitting a good story.

These girls may be high volume but they aren't toll booth workers and this is a public board.

Convey your message without burning yourself.

[QUOTE=Svtcobra;2190195]So some ***** ass mother fukker forwarded my review of karma to her and I got this hoe texting me and hitting me up asking why I posted this review online. Telling me I shouldn't be putting her out there like that. I'm like ***** you all over backpage.

Who the F did this? And why? What is there to gain? Some real Fukk boys on this site.[/QUOTE]Early on in this thing, accolades and prestige were bestowed on me by most all. Then the 3 horsemen (on another site), sent me pm's "counseling me on taking the path I was on. The 1st said he had tried to do as I was doing, but he "found" that "these kind" were not accepted and it just "would not work". The 2nd "counseled that I needed to "follow the path of the "respected members", who's course was white ladies only and agencies. The 3rd counseled (as a few here have) that refusal to "follow these suggestions would insure that I would be called a "pimp"predator" "child molester". I'm not 1 to sit in front of a screen for long, but those that do can easily pull up threads over the years of my embarrassing all of them. They spent years soliciting to try and get 1 lady I had reviewed to come on that site and denounce me. The problem for those kind, cobra is that, by there words and actions, they announce to the few of us here that are gentlemen and practice treating a lady with respect, the station in life they hold.

Today I saw my 366th TOFTT, her review (as with many I have seen), will never fill lines on this or any other site. In fact, while my "friends" might see her, it will only be when she says. I firmly believe all should "hobby" as is their want. And as silly as this will seems to many, when I lay with a lady, something is "taken" and something is "received" and to me no self respecting gentleman will have that an unbalanced exchange.

I do not fare if a review gets back to a broad. Review is either good or bad and if its bad I'm not going to see her again. Hell I rarely repeat anyway because my thing is the love of new pussy.

I told you all the other day, about some of the dudes in this " Atlanta" section. The Administrator removed my post to the "Rant" section. After reading these latest few comments, I said it before, I"ll say it again- there are some REAL clowns in this Section. Snitches, trying to appease these broads. One more reason I miss the South Florida section.

It's also why I can't post tagged chicks anymore. Dudes were running back telling them that I posted them here and they were complaining to the admin to have their links removed. Some sad dudes on here.

[QUOTE=TheMatrix;2190804]Already did.[/QUOTE]Since you posted stating you'd been to these several providers in the past 2 years (old info), was suggesting you revisit them and post recent intel. Old intel does nothing. Anything older than 2-3 weeks is just that: old.