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[QUOTE=Spa Lunker;1696017]Well, I can confirm at least one AMP is back up and running, and it's business as usual. Anyone met Seven yet?[/QUOTE]Hey Bro,

I posted a review over a week ago. Check #5955 but I cut and pasted here for you. All I have to say is that 7 had a nice layout but it was pretty standard. But I've been given Cookie some good stretching and work out with your absence. I think I saw Bunny and that one you had last night. Plus the Po Po was outside the gates but they supposedly pulled someone over for a traffic violation.

My number was Seven and it pretty much was the same as it always been. Or as my friend David says,"Same as it ever was." Even my grandmother answered the door and gave her grandson a big hug and kiss on the cheek. I was worried that she got netted in when the cops rolled 4S but she looked good and the same. Still the best grandmother ever. How I missed her baked sweet potatoes. I don't know what you enjoyed with Lisa because it wasn't up to her standard. Maybe a little dirty talking and some good slurping sounds during bbbw but it was pretty standard fare after that. I had a better and more extended time with my elfin. At least she got down to business right away and not begin it with a lame massage. I'm sorry, rubbing with a little rough hand and the offer to jack me off after I was wearing her out just didn't do it for me. At least my vitamins and my little elf would run the full course of the meal without short changing me for the hour. At least at both places I got the full hour or more treatment than at Rose. Like I said it was pretty standard and bland. Just the same old same old. So if you like that Bookman, good for you. I guess that's what you get with your "standard fare". So it's pretty $50 for the hour and they duct tape the 30 minutes out all together. The place is the same, nothing really updated except maybe the beds / tables. Maybe they put better bulbs in because it wasn't so dimmed and the Korean attitude was friendly. I had a better time chatting than I did anything else. At least there were more gesturing and moves during the conversations than the actual activity itself. So it was $50 at the door and $20 tip. Lisa would have done much better and been more vocal about it. And the hours are 8am to midnight however you have to be right up on the sign to see it. I don't remember seeing a phone number but that doesn't matter because I might never come back again anyways unless there's a special appearance.

My recommendations: bypass to ride the tiger or wait till the next shipment of vitamins come in. More cost efficient and economical even if you pay the standard "Warren" fare. It's like shopping at the Dollar Store compared to Saks or Nordstrom. It's more about quality than being cheap. At least it's wheelchair accessive, and I know you appreciate that Bookman.

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[QUOTE=KingIpinni; 1696689]I get the same feeling! Here is the bottom line! If you get scoped and questions are asked, there is a correct way and a incorrect way to answer.

The correct way would be ask the LEO why are you stopping me? Did I break a law? If so what did I do? If there is a reason. Failure to signal when turning or whatever, let them write you a ticket. They will try to lead the conversation as to your whereabouts. Do not lie, Answer truthfully or refuse to answer completely! Nothing in between. Accept your ticket and be on your way!

I don't think it is so much giving yourself a wakeup call, it is more having a plan in place to stay out of a compromising position!

There is no crime in going and getting a massage! Did you break any laws?

If at any point during your stop things go wrong, you will probably get "tazed"! If that happens, please let us know so we can all have a good giggle![/QUOTE]I had something along these lines happen to me once. I was caught in the middle of a raid of an establishment that I had just came out off. One guy was paying at the door to get in while I was leaving and walking down the stairs to my car when a whole group of people ran across the street and surrounded me, not letting me move any further. I realized they were vice and asked them loudly "What did I do?" To which one of the guys shushed me and said,"Shut up. You know what you did." Of course I knew what I did but it wasn't what they thought I did and so I asked again loudly,"What did I do!" To which I was pushed back and into the establishment when the door was buzzed open. Long story short I ended up in the hold cell with the employees and patrons of the place and eventually to court. Funny thing is that I ran into the head person of the vice squad in the elevator to the court room and had a heated discussion about what happened and what I did. He claimed he had photographic evidence of me doing inappropriate things to one of the female employees. I just laughed at him (with my lawyer standing there) and told him to produce that evidence because I know where I was and what I was doing. I even knew who the plant was that in the establishment to collect the evidence so I knew I was in the clear. He kept insisting that I did some things and just laughed at him in his face and pretty much told him that he didn't have any evidence because I could tell him where I was in the place and what I was doing the last 30 minutes that didn't place me in the vicinity of where he said I was or did. I guess he missed out on several things. Now I don't know if my lawyer did something behind the scene but when I was called to approach the bench all charges and fines were dropped and the arrest records were erased with a Seasonal Greetings from the judge.

That is why I wasn't worried during the raids in Warren last May. When you know you know and you really don't have to tell. When asked I just said I was there for some soup though it would have been interesting experience to get "tazed".

It seems like there is a mixxed review of the lady known as Seven. I have not met this lady, but reviews seem to be she is not as good as providers of ages past, others say she is just ok. One person told me she is Nice and I should stop reading this forem and get off my ass if I wanted to learn anything. One thing we know is the rose is not in Warren so not under the same rules or inforeced by the warren regulations. All I know about Lucky #7 is there are mixed reviews and if you really want to find out about her get off your ass.

We know all about Cookie but what about the other 2 at Tiger? What about the other chick besides Seven at Rose and the new line up at Sunny?

Happy Mongering

[QUOTE=Frank69;1697877]It seems like there is a mixxed review of the lady known as Seven. I have not met this lady, but reviews seem to be she is not as good as providers of ages past, others say she is just ok. One person told me she is Nice and I should stop reading this forem and get off my ass if I wanted to learn anything. One thing we know is the rose is not in Warren so not under the same rules or inforeced by the warren regulations. All I know about Lucky #7 is there are mixed reviews and if you really want to find out about her get off your ass.[/QUOTE]Yes, Frank69, that is good advice and if you're not going to believe the others then get yourself over there and find out for yourself. At least "Book" than sit "man" and give us your impressions. Now there is Honey at Rose too which Bookman claims to have the right stuff but what that stuff is he did not list the ingredients to make us salivate. He is always holding back on his recipes as if he has the "secret" ingredient. While I was there I tried to get a look at Honey while going to the bathroom but she was out of the range of mirrors and all I saw was my grandma. Now I will say that "7" was a pleasant person. Great to talk to or gossip with. Had a killer looking body for someone her age but had a little too many rules and seemed to be a little mechnical and on a time schedule for my taste. Meaning if you eat frozen dinners there's just the routine of popping it into the microwave, set the time and power you want, let it warm or cook through the cycle, and "bing" it's done. Not much left but the aftertaste. Now I did get a good look at Bunny and then Sarah at Tiger and Bunny raised my interest with those lips and hair of hers. I might want to pet the Bunny than dunk the Cookie next time. Sarah? She looked grumpy and familiar but I could not place her.

Some years ago today I became an ox in the tradition of an asian calander. Being the year of the snake, I decided this ox and his snake would stop by the big cat. Although I was not greeted by Ernie I did enter the hollow tree in sylvan glen and was treated to some serious elfin magic. And for right now, unless a goddess turns up, I know who and where I'm going when my sweet tooth gets the better of me. Top 5 a year ago maybe number one now. Phlip

I apoint Bookman as our new informant to go forth and learn about the other two at tiger, Philip can help as he is able when not getting his snake eaten by an elf. Also if they are able to go to rose and see what else is lurking in the bushs, but I warn you there might be some of the Deadman's old clothes still in the closits.

[QUOTE=Frank69;1698699]I apoint Bookman as our new informant to go forth and learn about the other two at tiger, Philip can help as he is able when not getting his snake eaten by an elf. Also if they are able to go to rose and see what else is lurking in the bushs, but I warn you there might be some of the Deadman's old clothes still in the closits.[/QUOTE]Grrrrr. I was at my favorite Korean bakery last night! Last nights special was Cookie! A very sweet treat that always looks best covered in icing!

If I may say so, I have never saw this fine lady with anything less than a smile on her beautiful face! If I understand correctly, the bakery will be updating their stock in a few days! If anyone samples the pastries before I get a chance. Please pm me!

Thinking back on all the days of spas. Past-present, which provider do you guys think had.

Best feet.

Best smile.

Best ass.

Best tits.

Best nipples.

Best overall nude.

Best performance.

Best massage skills.

Best overall?

Warren Area Only!

And yes VPW. I want your list?

[QUOTE=KingIpinni; 1699601]Thinking back on all the days of spas. Past-present, which provider do you guys think had.

Best feet. Ummm don't pay attention to feet.

Best smile. Hmmmm Sammie nothing better then when the Mammasan smiles at you.

Best ass. Hmmm again I don't really pay attention but I am going with Marie.

Best tits. June hands down.

Best nipples. Nana followed by bobbie.

Best overall nude. Nana

Best performance. Best single performans was Jackie (froggy) best over time June.

Best massage skills. Nana.

Best overall? Best overall my fav June

I am adding the following catagorys

Best Bj skills, Yung

Best to take home to meet your Mom, Jun

Best for a new Monger, Cookie

I saw a comment on a stabbing story on tribtodaydotcom this morning that questions what really is going on at what probably is the former Tokyo Spa. The guy claims no signs and open 24 hours. Is this guy reaching or what?

Happy Mongering

[QUOTE=KingIpinni; 1699601]Thinking back on all the days of spas. Past-present, which provider do you guys think had.

Best feet. Never noticed.

Best smile. Nana.

Best ass. Ruby.

Best tits. Lisa.

Best nipples. Jun.

Best overall nude. Ruby.

Best performance. Jun.

Best massage skills. Tammy, Oriental sauna.

Best overall? Always liked Jun.

Warren Area Only!

Best Spa The Sun.

And yes VPW. I want your list? [/quote]Best Hostess, Sammi, Does anyone know where she is now?

Best feet. Nicole.

Best smile. Nana, when looking back at you while on all fours.

Best ass. Marie.

Best tits. Toss up Jun or Mya.

Best nipples. Nana.

Best overall nude. Nana.

Best performance. Toss up Nana when she is on, otherwise Cookie.

Best massage skills. Laura.

Best overall? Nana.

Best four hand. Nana & Mya.

Best table shower. Cookie.

Most attractive. Ruby.

Best sense of humor. Tina.

Warren Area Only!

And yes VPW. I want your list?

[QUOTE=Cesar Romero; 1700562]Best feet. Nicole.

Best smile. Nana, when looking back at you while on all fours.

Best ass. Marie.

Best tits. Toss up Jun or Mya.

Best nipples. Nana.

Best overall nude. Nana.

Best performance. Toss up Nana when she is on, otherwise Cookie.

Best massage skills. Laura.

Best overall? Nana.

Best four hand. Nana & Mya.

Best table shower. Cookie.

Most attractive. Ruby.

Best sense of humor. Tina.

Warren Area Only!

And yes VPW. I want your list?[/QUOTE]Holy shit Cesar! My cage was completely rattled after reading that list!

The memories of some of those providers names bring back! I thought those question would bring some great memories out of the past!