Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Satya;1570187]I sure don't want to know where that was but what is "LARS™"?[/QUOTE]I like to use the LARS™ scale. As in the [b][u]L[/b][/u]ax [b][u]A[/b][/u]MP [b][u]R[/b][/u]ating [b][u]S[/b][/u]ystem. I guess in the end, scales are still subjective, but this may help set a standard for scoring.

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Public Service Announcement. LARS™

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With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System ('LARS'™) as follows:

0 – I'm going to slit my wrists.

1 – Worst ever.

2 – I wouldn't f*k her with *'s dick.

3 – Really bad

4 – Not recommended, avoid.

5 – Adequate, standard fare.

6 – Good, above average.

7 – Superior.

8 – Highly recommended, must see.

9 – OMFG, best ever

10 – So good I'm keeping this one for myself

Peace and love.

Lax[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paulson; 1569630]Don't know zappa, sounds like he needs some bitching and moaning, but I will give it a shot. Afterward you can apply a moan or two (nothing to turn anyone on ofcourse) , and I guess he will get the point. Then again, when I was trying to get people to stop being so blunt use there Imagination, or I should say a little thought, some of the senior members moaned so loud, I did get a boner. Smile.

So maybe you can blame yourselves for leading this new soul astray, so becareful what you ask for, you may just get it and we all will suffer in the long run. SO let me try to correct the mistakes of your pass moaning. ANd short gentleman, if you read back while doing your research, you will see a name here a location there, which should mean that info no longer needs to be reported, and most cases we know who you are talking about (if not we can back channel) , then if you give detail, or write an exciting tail, we will get the infomation we are seeking, exsample,

Went to a very nice place out by the casino's recently, this lovely your lady helped me remove my shoes, helped me undress, bathed me and treated me to one of the best evenings I have had in a long time, the best part was the way she responed to all of my needs with a smile, this may have involved a little more change, but well worth it. When I can I will return, even tho the food is always different, the design of the plate has never disappointed.

Now with a little thought, I would think everyone know's where I am talking about, I did not Incriminate anyone, I told you it was worth it, and that it has always been the same. With top talent. That kind of place deserves respect and how you talk about them. You pay for a service, you get it, you try protect and watch what you write. Now on the other hand sucky service don't deserve the same kind of write up, as the saying goes you get what you pay for. Well it works both way's You treat me like S__T, I will let everyone else know it, only fair. Since me sharing is about saving others the wasted time effort and money. And with that let the moaning begain, and I will return to my larking. Much more fun to enjoy the moans in my dark room, away from prying eyes.[/QUOTE]Another classic Paulson report.

[QUOTE=Propilot; 1570150]Satya, you are absolutely correct. Make no doubt about it. These two reasons are the bottom line why these spas are closed down. I wrote the exact opinion a couple of months ago why these spas were getting busted and closed. When the spas are in a bad location for everyone to see, the complaints will come from mothers, wives, girlfriends and concerned (nosey / do gooder) citizens. When women see a spa sign, their jealousy and insecurity will show. They automatically assume that their husband or boyfriend will go there and receive everything that is missing at home. These women will try to do everything in their power to close the spa down.

As far as mongers that feel that they were wronged at the spa, the possibilities of revenge are endless. Some guys take the loss of their hard earned money very serious. Couple that loss with the lack of respect and treatment of them as paying customer and some guys just go ballistic. They best way to combat the thought of poor customer service, is to have the girls properly trained. Courses in crisis management and interpersonal management skills can be accomplished online or when the girls do not have customers. I do believe that it will help everyone involved.

Propilot-Always check your six.[/QUOTE]Mamasan should make them all read How to win friends and influence people.

[QUOTE=Satya;1570187]I sure don't want to know where that was but what is "LARS™"?[/QUOTE]If you knew where it was, it would probably be easier to avoid. Don't you think?

Over the years, I have taken timers with me to the AMPs. It started with the old small cooking timers that you have to turn to set the time. Then I started to use small digital timers that were easier to carry and conceal. Next I started to use my cell phone or watch and set it to go off in an hour. Every time I would set a timer, I would purposely let the attendant know what I was setting the time for. I would show her the time and state that payment for her services is for an hour. She agreed and there was no problem. If we finished early and my alarm phone did not go off, then she would have to fill in the time somehow. It is the only way to keep the spa and their providers honest.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=Propilot; 1570322]Over the years, I have taken timers with me to the AMPs. It started with the old small cooking timers that you have to turn to set the time. Then I started to use small digital timers that were easier to carry and conceal. Next I started to use my cell phone or watch and set it to go off in an hour. Every time I would set a timer, I would purposely let the attendant know what I was setting the time for. I would show her the time and state that payment for her services is for an hour. She agreed and there was no problem. If we finished early and my alarm phone did not go off, then she would have to fill in the time somehow. It is the only way to keep the spa and their providers honest.

Propilot-Always check your six.[/QUOTE]I agree. I have done this too in the past. The only place where I had an issue with this was ML and OS where they will quote you its not necessary an Hour but 50mins.

I would feel comfortable telling my provider I want the full hour and I have but pulling out a timer would put a damper on the fantasy that we play at for that hour. Or so.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1570224]The one on the left. People were bitching about too much information, so I tried posting without the name. I guess it really doesn't work.

BD[/QUOTE]Gotcha!

GTR.

By the way, all of this talk of teaching the girls how to treat customers reminds me of something a wise man told me years ago."Never try to teach a pig to sing as it is a waste of time, and pisses off the pig" Stay classy Balmer, Hon.

[QUOTE=Propilot; 1570150]Satya, you are absolutely correct. Make no doubt about it. These two reasons are the bottom line why these spas are closed down. I wrote the exact opinion a couple of months ago why these spas were getting busted and closed. When the spas are in a bad location for everyone to see, the complaints will come from mothers, wives, girlfriends and concerned (nosey / do gooder) citizens. When women see a spa sign, their jealousy and insecurity will show. They automatically assume that their husband or boyfriend will go there and receive everything that is missing at home. These women will try to do everything in their power to close the spa down.

As far as mongers that feel that they were wronged at the spa, the possibilities of revenge are endless. Some guys take the loss of their hard earned money very serious. Couple that loss with the lack of respect and treatment of them as paying customer and some guys just go ballistic. They best way to combat the thought of poor customer service, is to have the girls properly trained. Courses in crisis management and interpersonal management skills can be accomplished online or when the girls do not have customers. I do believe that it will help everyone involved.

Propilot-Always check your six.[/QUOTE]Very interesting discussion in my opinion.

Personally, I believe that there was a time when the spa owners seemed to take an interest in their girls. In those days, at least this was the belief, the girls would get regular examinations designed to keep them healthy and to protect the customers. This was admittedly a long time ago, in the 1970's.

Nowadays, however, the girls seem to have a lot more mobility. They can and do travel from spa to spa and from city to city. I have always thought it would be fascinating to know what kind of network exists among the spas, spa owners, etc. What I do know is that there is some kind of very informal network among the spa workers. They meet other girls inside of and outside of the spas. They exchange information, names, phone numbers, etc. And when they get itchy feet, they make a call. Arrangements are made, and next thing you know, the girl (or woman if you prefer) is on her way to a different spa, possibly different state, etc.

But what I've always wondered is whether there are owners who own spas in many cities or many spas in the same city, or many spas in many cities. However I believe that if this were true, unless the girl didn't stay within the spas owned by the same person, then it would be in the interest of that owner to take care of and educate the girls who work for her. This is obviously not the case.

Interested to hear the thoughts of others.

LexLuther

I can not speak of what was going on in the seventies because my paying for sex didn't cross my mind too much because free sex was readily available.

There must be at least an informal network because girls have told me where they would be working as much as a month later. I am also certain that after a girl works at one spa he owner will call the girl to arrange for her return. If we pay attention to the line up changes at one shop in particular it is plain to see.

Lastly there is at least one central organization that recruits girls through Chinese newspaper classifieds, this has been told to me on two occasions.

What I must always remember is what my friend Liu Li said,"In massage place everybody lies."

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1571015]Very interesting discussion in my opinion.

Personally, I believe that there was a time when the spa owners seemed to take an interest in their girls. In those days, at least this was the belief, the girls would get regular examinations designed to keep them healthy and to protect the customers. This was admittedly a long time ago, in the 1970's.

Nowadays, however, the girls seem to have a lot more mobility. They can and do travel from spa to spa and from city to city. I have always thought it would be fascinating to know what kind of network exists among the spas, spa owners, etc. What I do know is that there is some kind of very informal network among the spa workers. They meet other girls inside of and outside of the spas. They exchange information, names, phone numbers, etc. And when they get itchy feet, they make a call. Arrangements are made, and next thing you know, the girl (or woman if you prefer) is on her way to a different spa, possibly different state, etc.

But what I've always wondered is whether there are owners who own spas in many cities or many spas in the same city, or many spas in many cities. However I believe that if this were true, unless the girl didn't stay within the spas owned by the same person, then it would be in the interest of that owner to take care of and educate the girls who work for her. This is obviously not the case.

Interested to hear the thoughts of others.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]I think there is a new, Chinese network. I am not sure how it works, but Flushing is the place it seems to be centered in.

The Korean network involves spa owners, managers, workers and Korean cab drivers. A small world.

It seems the girls have a lot of automony. Travel, go to different places, have some fun on vacation. It's a different type of life.

Than I know. I can imagine both have positives and negatives.

I concur with your posting. Good to see it.

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1571015]Very interesting discussion in my opinion.

Personally, I believe that there was a time when the spa owners seemed to take an interest in their girls. In those days, at least this was the belief, the girls would get regular examinations designed to keep them healthy and to protect the customers. This was admittedly a long time ago, in the 1970's.

Nowadays, however, the girls seem to have a lot more mobility. They can and do travel from spa to spa and from city to city. I have always thought it would be fascinating to know what kind of network exists among the spas, spa owners, etc. What I do know is that there is some kind of very informal network among the spa workers. They meet other girls inside of and outside of the spas. They exchange information, names, phone numbers, etc. And when they get itchy feet, they make a call. Arrangements are made, and next thing you know, the girl (or woman if you prefer) is on her way to a different spa, possibly different state, etc.

But what I've always wondered is whether there are owners who own spas in many cities or many spas in the same city, or many spas in many cities. However I believe that if this were true, unless the girl didn't stay within the spas owned by the same person, then it would be in the interest of that owner to take care of and educate the girls who work for her. This is obviously not the case.

Interested to hear the thoughts of others.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Satya;1570511]I would feel comfortable telling my provider I want the full hour and I have but pulling out a timer would put a damper on the fantasy that we play at for that hour. Or so.[/QUOTE]Actually, Pink Spa uses timers when they were in Rockville and now when they are in Columbia, they do the same.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man;1571131]. but Flushing is the place it seems to be centered in.[/QUOTE]I am not kidding. Truly the meca of AMPs. Easily 200 AMPs in walking distance. Not uncommon to get 1 hr real massage for $30 with HE or FS or BBBJ. If any of you guys (senor members only) are in the area send me a PM and I will give you particulars.

That said I am in BWI area this week, have a car. Would appreciate PMs telling me where I can find good MPs or safe SWs.

[QUOTE=CabDriver52; 1571181]It seems the girls have a lot of automony. Travel, go to different places, have some fun on vacation. It's a different type of life.

Than I know. I can imagine both have positives and negatives.

I concur with your posting. Good to see it.

Cabbie![/QUOTE]Kind of spoils the media's portrayal though doesn't it?