Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Robert Vesco]I was at the place at Irving & Linder that advertises the .3 special and met the woman described here (she seemed more European than Latin). But I got Daniela instead, a tall and quiet dark-haired girl that started two weeks earlier, for massage. Comfortable room, nice massage done a little fast, but felt good. Offered standard finish, topless or straddle, and I chose standard for .4. Decent mp experience at low price, and who can't use that these days. They have a CL ad. You have to call first.[/QUOTE]

I called both numbers on their ad and both call went to voice-mail and that no new messages were allowed. (one in Spanish one in English)


Glad to see that you got through, I will have to try again.

Hi coming to Chi town in 2 weeks and was wondering if the AMP scene is happening here. I was wondering if any good mongers have any recommendations or is there a google map of AMPs in the Chicago area?

[QUOTE=Amraam]If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it's supposed to be a duck, right?

If so, I continue to be confused about Sunkiss.[/QUOTE]
It's a duck alright, but no sauce. I’ve been there several times looking for that secret handshake, no luck. One of the girls told me that guys sometimes start at Sunkiss and end up somewhere else, get two massages one after the other. She was okay with that. So I tried to give her a short course in economics. She wasn’t interested. To tell you the truth, by that time, neither was I. I don’t tip more than .10 in there. To quote one of you guys, forget who, but I love the quote, “Let’s not reward good behavior.” Haven’t been back in while. Probably won’t, unless I hear that they’ve loosened up a bit.

I'd rather support the girls who continue to take risks to keep us happy. "Business is slow". That's what I hear.

Advertises Tantric, [url]WWW.ZENDEVA.COM[/url]

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/tantric-massage-w-a-gracious-beauty-in-the-west-loop-28/4370298[/url]

After my disaster of an experience with a fake BP escort, (see escort forum) I decided to hit up Bella Spa last night before they closed. One plus about this place is that it's right next to Las Asadas taco's, which in my opinion serve the best (and that is quite the claim, considering chicagoland's many taco joints) steak taco! I eat here about 2-3x a week, which make Bella that much more of a temptation. Anyhow, I came in yesterday night and the Chinese girl at the counter said there was only one girl available, she was a blonde with a great rack. Paid the fee and went in for my massage, it was decent but nothing spectacular. On to the flip, and negotiated a handjob. I tried to get FS but it didn't seem like that was on the menu. I don't quite understand how you fellow mongers enjoy shelling 100+ for a substandard massage and hand release, I'd go to the asian hotels for the 160FS but I like white women so I guess I'm out of luck, unless I want to spend 250+ for a quality white provider.

[QUOTE=Pegleg]I've been following this one. I see that the pic has been changed in the ad.[/QUOTE]I made an appointment with this one and she blew me off after she gave me the wrong directions over the phone. What a *****!! Dont trust this *****!

Well today I thought I had located where Cindy from Harvest ended up which I believed was the new place at 1400 west Chicago. I was tipped by a PM and also so post on another website about a Cindy there. Well I called and and made an appointment and turned out a nice and younger Cindy was there. But I was not in the mood to try a new provider so I said no thanks and on to Harvest to see Annie (used to work at BB) but when I got there the door was locked and the Papison with no personality came to the door to tell me she not there anymore and then closed the door. Seems like something is going on there. Also any siting of these 2 girls would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Advertises Tantric, [url]WWW.ZENDEVA.COM[/url]

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/tantric-massage-w-a-gracious-beauty-in-the-west-loop-28/4370298[/url][/QUOTE]

Yep. Very attractive, but too expensive for me to justify a return visit.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Yep. Very attractive, but too expensive for me to justify a return visit.[/QUOTE]RD,

Was the experiance worth the $$. It seems a bit high, but i've never had a real tantric massage.

[QUOTE=Long Dong Rang]I've been a reader for quite a while, seems to be good reviews, couple questions about cl posts if anyone has tried them.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1649659915.html[/url]

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/1649664177.html[/url]

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1648871274.html[/url]

The first 2 seem alright, maybe fake pic on the 2nd? The 3rd one is more my type, but seems that it may be legit as some spas will charge that much? and was wondering if anyone has tried any of them?

Also I only have a couple reports, Angie (i'm sure a lot of you know the name, so won't say the place) was good about 3 months ago, and then a thicker latin one did a good job too, but not my type, but needed a good massage. 50/50/50

Also if anyone goes out to Miami I tried out a spot that was 120 for fs, I didn't go for that, but had the offer, was amazed it was so cheap down there.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Don't know anything of the 2nd or 3rd. But I wouldn't waste my money, again, on the 1st. Complete waste of time, horrible massage and uses enough baby oil for 5 bodies.

JMO

[QUOTE=Sctypimpin]Hi coming to Chi town in 2 weeks and was wondering if the AMP scene is happening here. I was wondering if any good mongers have any recommendations or is there a google map of AMPs in the Chicago area?[/QUOTE]

This is your 6th post. 2 years ago you had 5 post in 3 weeks and nothing until now.
Do you understand how this forum works?

[QUOTE=Cosmok]. Anyway very good table shower and above average massage. When it came to the flip I was confronted with a flashback. 6 for topless and 1 for nude. Sounded so familiar like I was back in Lisunia but as we all know that's impossible.[/QUOTE]1 for nude? Sounds a little expensive to me — highest I've gone for that is 80, and even that is high. Was this 1 for just nude HS? How much roaming allowed?

Alas, I never made it to Lisunias, so I don't get the reference. Haven't been out all winter, but will probably head out soon and report back.

As for the fellow who went to Relax and only got a legit massage. If you went to the one on Archer. I'm surprised. Either they're being more cautious or you didn't persist enough. Ask for May.

[QUOTE=Pussy Prowler]After my disaster of an experience with a fake BP escort, (see escort forum) I decided to hit up Bella Spa last night before they closed. One plus about this place is that it's right next to Las Asadas taco's, which in my opinion serve the best (and that is quite the claim, considering chicagoland's many taco joints) steak taco! I eat here about 2-3x a week, which make Bella that much more of a temptation. Anyhow, I came in yesterday night and the Chinese girl at the counter said there was only one girl available, she was a blonde with a great rack. Paid the fee and went in for my massage, it was decent but nothing spectacular. On to the flip, and negotiated a handjob. I tried to get FS but it didn't seem like that was on the menu. I don't quite understand how you fellow mongers enjoy shelling 100+ for a substandard massage and hand release, I'd go to the asian hotels for the 160FS but I like white women so I guess I'm out of luck, unless I want to spend 250+ for a quality white provider.[/QUOTE]You must have not had your mojo working. When I pay 100+, I get her buck nude or at least those panties around her ankles. It sounds like you gave up too early. Persistence pays off.

I've tried her before. M***y is a nice change mainly because you can chit chat more with her than with most girls at the MP's. Nice body too. My massage with her wasn't that great because she had just had a cigarette and was breathing ashtry breath on me for an hr but the view and HJ was nice.

[QUOTE=Cosmok]I had my very first experience with a NONE foreign provider. In all the years I've been visiting these places it's always been the usual Asians or Eastern Europeans. However, dropped by Bella today on a whim looking for one of the usual euro girls and saw this attractive girl sitting in the corner. Asked for her assuming she was a Euro but when we go in the room whoa. She's American no accent what so ever?
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Just to keep things in perspective. If u go to any high end spa, that same (or worse) massage will run u 120 to 160 plus 20 percent tip. This is for just a covered massage with the massuese going to great pains to keep a mile away from the zone. Oh... And the table shower (body scrub) would run u another 120 ... Same bs quality.

110 total for having an attractive woman give u a full body wash plus a 50 minute massage + he is an *amazing* deal. Not something most people can afford to do every day but once in a while is a nice treat.

Now if ur just looking for $ex then u should look elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Pussy Prowler]After my disaster of an experience with a fake BP escort, (see escort forum) I decided to hit up Bella Spa last night before they closed. One plus about this place is that it's right next to Las Asadas taco's, which in my opinion serve the best (and that is quite the claim, considering chicagoland's many taco joints) steak taco! I eat here about 2-3x a week, which make Bella that much more of a temptation. Anyhow, I came in yesterday night and the Chinese girl at the counter said there was only one girl available, she was a blonde with a great rack. Paid the fee and went in for my massage, it was decent but nothing spectacular. On to the flip, and negotiated a handjob. I tried to get FS but it didn't seem like that was on the menu. I don't quite understand how you fellow mongers enjoy shelling 100+ for a substandard massage and hand release, I'd go to the asian hotels for the 160FS but I like white women so I guess I'm out of luck, unless I want to spend 250+ for a quality white provider.[/QUOTE]