Massage Parlor Reports

Just came across this. Never been here but thought it was kind of funny, especially with all the complaints about grandma's.

-w.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5812782649.html[/URL]

✨Angle spa❤65039;10084;65039;10084;65039;New open✨FREE table shower, PARKING. ✨BEST massage in Chicago area✨.

No grandma massage any more!

Try to call, come to look, original massage!

We are waiting for your coming!!Very good communication! Come to look! Come to try!

Very nice very clean！Try now! Coming now！No grandma massage anymore!

Our is to provide professional massage to our customers!

Our frief nwil take its time and make sure you leave rested, relaxed, rejuvenated and refreshed.

Intimate 2 hands $60/ hr $40/ hhr.

Come In and Let Us Take You On An Adventure. You will Never Forget.

Wonderful Touch!

The Best in chicago is our angle spa.

7 days a week, 10:00 am-10;00 pm.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3100083]I've always tip before the action, especially if FS is on the menu. It serves many purposes: it shows what I'd expect, I can hand a cover along with Benjamin, I also avoid awkward moment when mt demands the tip right at the moment of no return.

I've read an excellent report here about tipping after the job is done. Now I'm wondering maybe it is the correct, appropriate approach.

So what is your opinion fellows: when to tip before or after?

And what about the cover? Should it be given right away or kept under the bedshit until the action begins?[/QUOTE]Always tip after and let her know that upfront. If you tip upfront there is no incentive for her to give you good service because she has already been paid. I don't know of any AMP's where they will tell you "full service is on the menu" before a massage, doesn't work that way. A cover "kept under a "bedsheet? Never heard of that before either.

Read the forum, there are many post's related to tipping.

[QUOTE=Wenger;3100722]Just came across this. Never been here but thought it was kind of funny, especially with all the complaints about grandma's.

-w.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5812782649.html[/URL]

✨Angle spa❤65039;10084;65039;10084;65039;New open✨FREE table shower, PARKING. ✨BEST massage in Chicago area✨.

No grandma massage any more!

Try to call, come to look, original massage!

We are waiting for your coming!!Very good communication! Come to look! Come to try!

Very nice very clean！Try now! Coming now！No grandma massage anymore!

Our is to provide professional massage to our customers!

Our frief nwil take its time and make sure you leave rested, relaxed, rejuvenated and refreshed.

Intimate 2 hands $60/ hr $40/ hhr.

Come In and Let Us Take You On An Adventure. You will Never Forget.

Wonderful Touch!

The Best in chicago is our angle spa.

7 days a week, 10:00 am-10;00 pm.[/QUOTE]It used to say very young girls and I bet that got them into a bit of trouble. The one time I went the place had more 40 somethings than a Target at 10 am on Tuesday.

I'm no AMP expert. The two times I went to a Spa the massage girl I had was young. About mid 20's. Very attractive. I knew going here the place was legit. No extra play of any sort. She stayed fully dressed and I was draped the entire time. Massage was great with back walking. I would repeat.

"And what about the cover? Should it be given right away or kept under the bedshit until the action begins?

As I said, I always had it with me. Although a couple of times the provider magically produced her own from her mouth.

Once I didn't have time to purchase it, and relaying on mt's magical skills walked in without the one. At some point in time she inquired if I have it. She made veeeery unhappy face and left, after I said "no". She came back in 10 minutes with a piece of plastic wrapping. During the process I kept thinking what is stronger rubber or plastic.

Walking me to the door mt strictly ordered to bring my own next time.

So, how and when we should pull it out?

[QUOTE=Walker333;3100083]I've always tip before the action, especially if FS is on the menu. It serves many purposes: it shows what I'd expect, I can hand a cover along with Benjamin, I also avoid awkward moment when mt demands the tip right at the moment of no return.

I've read an excellent report here about tipping after the job is done. Now I'm wondering maybe it is the correct, appropriate approach.

So what is your opinion fellows: when to tip before or after?

And what about the cover? Should it be given right away or kept under the bedshit until the action begins?[/QUOTE]If you are seeing a regular, give the donation 1st. There should be no "negotiating". If any negotiation is required, you never pay before the agreement is made. The cover, like any raincoat, works best just before you need it.

[QUOTE=FrankyCando;3091183]Hmmmm old faithful on Gunnison seems to be closed. Hope not for good. Parked in back a few nights ago closed.

Drove by yesterday and curtains wide opened and closed.[/QUOTE]They back in action, stopped in a few nights ago new girl can't remember her name. Maybe Jessica short kind of thick, fun quirky/quacky and laughed through the whole session including the he.told mamasan to keep her

[QUOTE=Walker333;3101076]
As I said, I always had it with me. Although a couple of times the provider magically produced her own from her mouth.[/QUOTE]One problem with depending on the MT to provide a cover is the fact that it's not uncommon for them to reuse covers after rinsing them out. I paid a visit to an AMP a few weeks ago and had the cover tucked under the table cover (yes, it does work). When the MT asked me if I wanted sex and I said yes, she grabbed one out of the little set of shelves where the towels and other stuff she used was stored. It was, of course, already out of the wrapper, so I showed her mine and we got down to business. Afterwords, I saw that she took my used cover and laid it aside rather than wrap it up to be thrown away. So, odds are some guy who came in after me without the proper 'protection' got a chance to try my old one on. If that sounds like something you'd like to try, don't worry about taking your own. Otherwise, make sure you've got one tucked away somewhere on your person before entering the establishment. Where you stow it at during the action is up to you.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3100083]I've always tip before the action, especially if FS is on the menu. It serves many purposes: it shows what I'd expect, I can hand a cover along with Benjamin, I also avoid awkward moment when mt demands the tip right at the moment of no return.

I've read an excellent report here about tipping after the job is done. Now I'm wondering maybe it is the correct, appropriate approach.

So what is your opinion fellows: when to tip before or after?

And what about the cover? Should it be given right away or kept under the bedshit until the action begins?[/QUOTE]You will get a lot of different OPINIONS on this subject. Different courses of action work better for different people or different situations. For me, certain places I tipped up front (while paying for massage) when I knew the provider or what was on the menu from being there before. If it was a new MT and she balked at the tip then I had the option of walking before paying for the massage. Yes there have been some occasions where the service was not up to par but the good definitely outweighed the bad. I have also frequented a couple and tipped after. Most times never an issue but there was always some gal that thought she deserved more than the standard tip and would get unhappy because I would not budge. Like most here on this board the negotiation at the flip is definitely a boner killer. My overall opinion is tip up front or tip after is not going to change the level of service. An MT who is going to give a crappy massage or sub par extras is going to do so either way. Tip standard up front and you can always give a little extra at the end for exceptional service.

As for the cover. I always made sure the MT saw it when I paid, again so we both new what was expected. Only at my regular established FS Spas though. I never tried this at an AMP I went to the first time. Not that it might not work.

I once went to an MT based in South Suburbs (It's since been busted by LE so don't even bother going there). I was getting an amazing massage from the MT, lots of teasing, Lot's of roaming. Just as she was beginning to play with the boys, I got cocky and said, here's a tip, and handed her $40. She grabbed it, looked at me, gave me a smug smirk, spanked my ass, then said, "Massage over," and walked away. Shit. Never tip before gentlemen. (Was Q spa on LaGrange) By the way, the tacos next door are pretty good. I went to get some tacos about a month ago and saw a different girl hula hooping in the lobby, waiving to me all and being flirty. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3100083]I've always tip before the action, especially if FS is on the menu. It serves many purposes: it shows what I'd expect, I can hand a cover along with Benjamin, I also avoid awkward moment when mt demands the tip right at the moment of no return.

I've read an excellent report here about tipping after the job is done. Now I'm wondering maybe it is the correct, appropriate approach.

So what is your opinion fellows: when to tip before or after?

And what about the cover? Should it be given right away or kept under the bedshit until the action begins?[/QUOTE]

I finally got to try this place out. I got Emily, very cute 20's. I didn't care much for her technique but she had a great attitude and a really nice body. Standard finish for standard price.

I've been looking for a Latina MP, or place with Latina provider.

Found AOL and ZEUS on rubmaps, but didn't visit yet.

Any advise in this respect in general and / or regarding these 2 places would be greatly appreciated.

Please PM if you feel comfortable answering here.

Thank you.

This is a good lesson. When I first started mongering I tipped one time before. What happened? She did not do what we agreed. It only takes getting burned like that once to never do that again.

[QUOTE=CafeRaceritali;3106307]I once went to an MT based in South Suburbs (It's since been busted by LE so don't even bother going there). I was getting an amazing massage from the MT, lots of teasing, Lot's of roaming. Just as she was beginning to play with the boys, I got cocky and said, here's a tip, and handed her $40. She grabbed it, looked at me, gave me a smug smirk, spanked my ass, then said, "Massage over," and walked away. Shit. Never tip before gentlemen. (Was Q spa on LaGrange) By the way, the tacos next door are pretty good. I went to get some tacos about a month ago and saw a different girl hula hooping in the lobby, waiving to me all and being flirty. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Er.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3107484]I've been looking for a Latina MP, or place with Latina provider.

Found AOL and ZEUS on rubmaps, but didn't visit yet.

Any advise in this respect in general and / or regarding these 2 places would be greatly appreciated.

Please PM if you feel comfortable answering here.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]Zeus has high expectations of tips compared to AMPs. Not sure if it's a lmp thing or just this place. Like $$.

So wifey said she wants me to get a pedicure. Is there a place in the city that will do that and give HE on the side after? LOL.

This doesn't help, but there was a lady Marie? I believe in SW burbs. Topless, BJ, but only gave pedicures to diabetics. She was quirky to say the least. And I think she stopped service altogether. Just make sure if it is someone in the Adult Ent. Business that they know to sterilize the instruments.

[QUOTE=PwnLife;3107740]So wifey said she wants me to get a pedicure. Is there a place in the city that will do that and give HE on the side after? LOL.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=PwnLife;3107740]So wifey said she wants me to get a pedicure. Is there a place in the city that will do that and give HE on the side after? LOL.[/QUOTE]Go to SL and youll be able to get a pedi and then you can ask for a massage after and get a HJ.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;3107783]Go to SL and youll be able to get a pedi and then you can ask for a massage after and get a HJ.[/QUOTE]What is SL?

[QUOTE=PwnLife;3108542]What is SL?[/QUOTE]I think he meant SXL Nail, which is in the 1400's block S Michigan Ave. It has been reviewed here before.

[QUOTE=PwnLife;3107735]Zeus has high expectations of tips compared to AMPs. Not sure if it's a lmp thing or just this place. Like $$.[/QUOTE]It's a pretty standard LMP thing around these parts. A la carte pricing.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3107720]This is a good lesson. When I first started mongering I tipped one time before. What happened? She did not do what we agreed. It only takes getting burned like that once to never do that again.

Er.[/QUOTE]Same here. It takes one time and then you learn.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3107720]This is a good lesson. When I first started mongering I tipped one time before. What happened? She did not do what we agreed. It only takes getting burned like that once to never do that again.

Er.[/QUOTE]Paying upfront once and getting ripped off was enough for me. Even when I go to a massage spa I always tip and pay after all is done.

[QUOTE=PwnLife;3107740]So wifey said she wants me to get a pedicure. Is there a place in the city that will do that and give HE on the side after? LOL.[/QUOTE]What if she gets a happy ending on the other side as well, you cool with that?

I always wondered how I'd feel if my wife came home and said she had a massage; and a nice ending with the dude working her clit. Or my GF? I wouldn't like it at all. Hmmmmm. Just another example of how low men can be!

[QUOTE=SouthpawTom;3109552]What if she gets a happy ending on the other side as well, you cool with that?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Miamiat;3109595]I always wondered how I'd feel if my wife came home and said she had a massage; and a nice ending with the dude working her clit. Or my GF? I wouldn't like it at all. Hmmmmm. Just another example of how low men can be![/QUOTE]But if it was one of the massage ladies that gave my wife the happy ending, I might like it.

[QUOTE=ChiHappiness;3107454]I finally got to try this place out. I got Emily, very cute 20's. I didn't care much for her technique but she had a great attitude and a really nice body. Standard finish for standard price.[/QUOTE]Can you elaborate on what you got and for how much? I'm thinking of going there to try it out.

Also how did you ask for it? Did you wait until the flip and then ask outright?

[QUOTE=SouthpawTom;3109552]What if she gets a happy ending on the other side as well, you cool with that?[/QUOTE]Considering the escapades I have had over the years, if I found out my wife got a happy ending I would not flip out. I am not a hypocrite.

[QUOTE=E6671;3109800]Considering the escapades I have had over the years, if I found out my wife got a happy ending I would not flip out. I am not a hypocrite.[/QUOTE]Fair is fair. I'm with you there.

Hey guys,

Will be visiting your fair city this weekend to cheer on the Bears. Any help in finding an AMP near the loop? Just looking for a massage and a handshake. It's hard to sort through all of the posts and locations for a non local. Also, are any of the come to your room hotel massage services trustworthy?

Would give a report back. PM me if you like.

TIA.

Irish.

Consider Chinatown. I don't know specific places to recommend, however. But at least you are close to Soldier Field. Two stops south on the Red line. You appear to be from Milwaukee, so its hard to imagine you cheering FOR the Bears. That said, not too many of us are cheering either.

[QUOTE=ShortIrish;3109902]Hey guys,

Will be visiting your fair city this weekend to cheer on the Bears. Any help in finding an AMP near the loop? Just looking for a massage and a handshake. It's hard to sort through all of the posts and locations for a non local. Also, are any of the come to your room hotel massage services trustworthy?

Would give a report back. PM me if you like.

TIA.

Irish.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SouthpawTom;3109552]What if she gets a happy ending on the other side as well, you cool with that?[/QUOTE]Wifey's the one that suggested looking for a HE nail place to motivate me to actually go harhar. Handy HE for wifey? That's fine, but just with hands and no insertions!

While looking for MP with Latina a provider, I came across this BP ad.

Is there really a Latina provide mp / provider any any of those locations?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pretty-asian-latina-massage-ash1and-division-howard-dodge-devon-c1ark-3lst-racine/19853667[/URL]

Finally stopped by West River last week. I've posted a few times and thought that every time I get a massage from an AMP, my time is shorted.

Experience here was totally different. MT name Helen. Not amazing on eyes, but cute. Massage was great and not tons of oil. Flip and took direction well. STILL got rest of massage after cleaning up.

Overall, happy and would be back.

Asian on Ashland Clark and Howard.

Not sure about Halsted.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3110424]While looking for MP with Latina a provider, I came across this BP ad.

Is there really a Latina provide mp / provider any any of those locations?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pretty-asian-latina-massage-ash1and-division-howard-dodge-devon-c1ark-3lst-racine/19853667[/URL][/QUOTE]

Helen will play after she gets to know you. Got a fun but pricey BJ last winter.

[QUOTE=Chicago2342;3110557]Finally stopped by West River last week. I've posted a few times and thought that every time I get a massage from an AMP, my time is shorted.

Experience here was totally different. MT name Helen. Not amazing on eyes, but cute. Massage was great and not tons of oil. Flip and took direction well. STILL got rest of massage after cleaning up.

Overall, happy and would be back.[/QUOTE]

And you paid for a pricey BJ why?

[QUOTE=Miamiat;3111052]Helen will play after she gets to know you. Got a fun but pricey BJ last winter.[/QUOTE]

I got into a bidding war and really wanted to know if she would do it. A little bit of the "will she REALLY do it"? Game. So yes, she did it. But didn't seem to love it, which I would expect. But she was quite good at it! Never even approached the topic since, but don't see her that much anymore.

But a good question to ask on this forum!

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3111239]And you paid for a pricey BJ why?[/QUOTE]

Hey guys, I've been curious. When do you guys try to ask for extras? Do you wait until the flip to ask, do you casually grab them before the flip, or just ask outright for extras?

[QUOTE=BluePillow;3111986]Hey guys, I've been curious. When do you guys try to ask for extras? Do you wait until the flip to ask, do you casually grab them before the flip, or just ask outright for extras?[/QUOTE]If you have a good time with her, (example) show her your not just released from years in a secluded gulag, she will usually ask you or hint around to you if you want extra relief.

FS is much more direct, but you have to be able read them a bit to know.

What do you do if anything in your personal life in bars etc when you meet girls?

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