Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Barolo;1147897]This has to be Christina posting herself! I also have seen you, I have reviewed you. Your massage is not so-so, is not poor, it is down right terrible. Your massage is so mechanical. I can tell you hate your job as a massage therapist. Your apartment is dirty and the bathroom, yikes. Christina you are not licensed. Licensed massage therapists must post there license number with their ad, that is florida law. Yes, they are not suppose to massage out of their apartments but many do. Go work at Target![/QUOTE]Target won't hire her unless she gets rid of the metal corroded post sticking out of her lower lip and gets her eyes re-aligned. She would fit right in at Big Lots though. Greasy, dirty, smelly, cross-eyed with a bad, bitchy attitude, I foresee Christina becoming employee of the month at Big Lots. She would probabaly even be management material there. She may be the Queen of the trailer park but from what I and many other mongers have experienced with this skank she doesn't have any return customers. Hmmmm

[QUOTE=Barolo;1148080]WARNING-They are being watched. The State is trying to revoke their license, but the owner is fighting it. Just be very careful, sounds like another raid might be in order to strength the States case.[/QUOTE]First things first. FYI. I've been lurking for a bit now on this forum. This is my second submission to USASG Orlando, and first to this thread. And, yes, I have had relatively recent massages at the AMP in question.

Still, I have a good amount of experience with AMPs dating back to 2002, in Phoenix. Ah, those were the days! Still, again, there's always more to learn. Hence this query that I've wondered about over the years.

Re: WARNING. Thanks! This sort of post, I think, is the most valuable we can get. Yes, even in the AMP world where the waters typically aren't so treacherous. Keep them coming everyone.

QUERY: WOULD YOU TRUST YOUR 'TRUSTED AMP PROVIDER' TO WARN YOU IF 'LE' WAS RUNNING A STING?

Another way of looking at this is just how applicable does this community feel the WARNING is to established customers? Clearly, a new customer MUST heed it. They don't know any of the staff.

For the troubled AMP The CON is obvious for the new customer. A potential brush with LE! But the PRO for Regular Joe is maybe 'Ling Ling', having lost some business will be that much more happy to see Regular Joe!

Despite my years, I confess to being naive on this issue. I probably just haven't been to a place under LE control.

Yes, it's unlikely LE would devote it's resources to such when, clearly, 'turning' or faking an Escort would be of much higher yield. But still, in O-town, which isn't a very good AMP land anyway, and where LE is less tolerant versus other parts of the country, well I suspect the answer to my query is that the WARNING should be heeded by all. Thoughts and Comments?

[QUOTE=SpecialOne8; 1147932]Jrod;

I Loved your report, but wanted to add a little more info on Pam. She is very recently re-married and the old-man has changed his tune since the courtship, so she has obliged him and stopped any further "furthers" from this point forward. Having said this, she is by FAR one of the best "Western" girls to get any one of 5 different techniques of massage; all of which are nearly orgasmic in their own right. She has provided most of these on me over the years pending my body's needs at the time, and I have always walked out a new man because of her intuition. She is now talking about leaving the industry for good, so if you want to truly enjoy yourself with this incredible lady, you'd better make your appointment soon! [/QUOTE]I spoke with Pam, and she said she is thinking of getting married, but that she is not married at this time.

Holy Crap you guys in the altamonte / longwood area have a lot to choose from. I live in the SW end of town, and there isn't much to choose from down by me. I was on the north end the other day and seems like every 4th block had a massage place. I rarely get up that way, so I don't pay attention to reports from up there, now I wish I had. I wanted to stop in and couldn't remember the names of the good places or where they were located. By the way 436 and I-4 at 5:30. Sucks!

[QUOTE=EndGame;1137442]Visited this place on the recommendation of many and asked for Kim. The oriental man at the door said she was not available but may have been with another customer rather than not working. I drew Michelle, a thin caucasian lady with light brown hair and a pretty face. She indicated that she's been doing this for a decade and it showed in the massage; excellent. I like to have my cake and eat it too, tolerating lousy massages in a trade-off for HE. Had the cake and there were crumbs on my lap. She knows her way around a man's body and hit all my trouble spots. The downside was no TS as she had on tight jeans that functioned well as a chastity belt. Probably not by accident. She said (reluctantly) that she could change into something else but I didn't push it. Next time, for sure. Good head to toe action and on the flip, mutual massage with dueling topless and a great finish. I didn't know the menu and apparently committed a faux pas with a. 6 tip as this was apparently a few Jax light. Michelle said she was best friends with Kim and they do a 4 hands deal and the menu apparently expands. I'll push bravely on and find out more about this. She also said she just works afternoons 3 days a week so that may explain a lack of reviews on this lady. A bit new-agey but a very nice lady who, in spite of the 10 yrs experience claimed, looked in the mid to late 20's range.[/QUOTE]I basically had the same expereince, went in asked for Kim and he told me she was busy and Mischa came in. Glad she did, took the body scrub, you are cleaned "everywhere". The massage was definitly a professional level and the finish was out of this world. We really connected and will definitly go back and see her when I'm in Orlando again in a couple months. She told me the same story about her experience and being frinds with Kim.

Hey anyone been to this place, I went there over a year ago and felt like a waste of time but looks like new owners took over, anyone with some good experience let me know please.

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Newer place on Colonial between Hampton and Shine. Oriental Spa. Went there a couple of weeks ago. Door fee for an hour $75, but it was knocked down to $65 as soon as gave the receptionist an indication that I thought it was high. I drew a late 30-something attendant named 'Alice'. Not much to look at, dumpy ass. Outstanding massage, pretty close to full hour. I didn't explore too far to see what was on the table, and can't say one way or another whether anything would have been. But, same type of massage that I used to get at My Thai. Massage was all over and all around it, no way you can keep yourself from getting hard. But never got the 'what else you want' look. Really nice place with table shower set-up, as well. I will probably go back if I want a solid asian-style massage with the understanding that I may get exactly that, and no more.

Old My THai a couple of doors down. Tried it today. Sucked. $60 at the door. Cute attendant. Half-assed back and leg rub. Asked to flip after 10 minutes. Light stroke on my stomach and around the boys for a couple of minutes, then immediate "what do you want". Wanted 6 for HE. 1. For BJ. Told her to forget it. Took a shower and left. She said they have been under new management for about 3 months.

(I wonder if the old My Thai regime is now at Oriental Spa.)

NT on Mills. Last week, or week before. Like a dipshit, didn't get the attendant's name. Sorry. Smokin' body, trashy-cute in the face. Went with the half-hour. Nice massage. Made me wish I had gone with the hour. Very aggressive when it came to dropping the shorts and pulling up her top for HE. Hands were free to roam. Tipped. 4. I really believe much more was on the table. But, this was just a quick, spur of the moment deal for me. For all of the lukewarm reviews recently, I feel like the place is worth a more-focused repeat.

I haven't seen this ad before. Any feedback. If not maybe ill toftt. Looks inviting.

I haven't seen this ad before. Any feedback. If not maybe ill toftt. Looks inviting.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2247303584.html.[/url]

[QUOTE=Don In Otown; 1150129]Newer place on Colonial between Hampton and Shine. Oriental Spa. Went there a couple of weeks ago. Door fee for an hour $75, but it was knocked down to $65 as soon as gave the receptionist an indication that I thought it was high. I drew a late 30-something attendant named 'Alice'. Not much to look at, dumpy ass. Outstanding massage, pretty close to full hour. I didn't explore too far to see what was on the table, and can't say one way or another whether anything would have been. But, same type of massage that I used to get at My Thai. Massage was all over and all around it, no way you can keep yourself from getting hard. But never got the 'what else you want' look. Really nice place with table shower set-up, as well. I will probably go back if I want a solid asian-style massage with the understanding that I may get exactly that, and no more.

Old My THai a couple of doors down. Tried it today. Sucked. $60 at the door. Cute attendant. Half-assed back and leg rub. Asked to flip after 10 minutes. Light stroke on my stomach and around the boys for a couple of minutes, then immediate "what do you want". Wanted 6 for HE. 1. For BJ. Told her to forget it. Took a shower and left. She said they have been under new management for about 3 months.

(I wonder if the old My Thai regime is now at Oriental Spa.)

NT on Mills. Last week, or week before. Like a dipshit, didn't get the attendant's name. Sorry. Smokin' body, trashy-cute in the face. Went with the half-hour. Nice massage. Made me wish I had gone with the hour. Very aggressive when it came to dropping the shorts and pulling up her top for HE. Hands were free to roam. Tipped. 4. I really believe much more was on the table. But, this was just a quick, spur of the moment deal for me. For all of the lukewarm reviews recently, I feel like the place is worth a more-focused repeat.[/QUOTE]'Oriental Spa' on Colonial, near Mills, is simply a nice place to get a massage and be treated well. Fellas, don't wander in there and expect anything more than that. This is your best bet near downtown for a quality massage, regardless of the masseuse, and a nice table shower, and on a consistent basis.

Only been to the Thai place once, a while back, actually had a real Thai style massage, it's a pressure point and stretch approach for those of you interested in and who appreciate massage in and of itself. Ouch, but mostly in a good way. If under new management, may be that's all changed. Didn't get extras when I was there, not offered, not asked for, but recall having a vibe that it might be a place that would wind up costing me too much money to find out. Surprised you had potential extra service on initial visit. Not surprised by the amounts asked of you for extras. Ah, the age old conflict, we want to give $40, they too often want $60.

Glad to see someone, not even a return customer, wandered into NT on S. Mills and had a positive experience. This is the the AMP which I recently posted a hypothetical about re: going to an AMP supposedly under scrutiny or in trouble. If the 'masseuse' likes you and feels comfortable, even if its your first time there, you will quite likely be able to get extra service. And, on your follow-up visit, at least with the #1 girl there, which I think is the one you reported, well I have found the service to be Complete. I forget her name, but she really does have a great body, and you are right, you don't have to ask, . Pants down, top up, roaming allowed is standard part of her HE. There have been different #2 girls there. I have had one just do a mediocre massage and that was it, and I have had one do a decent massage and had FS on my first visit. Hard to predict. YMMV.

Another one near downtown is the Green T. Been there twice. Older, heavier attendants, OK massage, but do-it-yourself endings. Pass this one up.

Can't comment on the AMP just north of Colonial on Mills, went in there once and it just seemed a bit seedy, I wanted a good massage, got the vibe that wasn't going to happen, and left.

There was a European MP a wee bit west on Colonial. Went once, mediocre massage, no extras then, . Pricey for what I got, felt I could get extra service, but that it would be an investment to get there and would be pricey too. Didn't go back. Think it is shut down anyway.

So, there ya have it, a downtown AMP report. The Orlando AMPland is challenging, hope this helps, happy HE hunting out there!

Called Star a couple of days ago, willing to get back into the game after being away for awhile and asked for Jeannie. Someone answered the phone and said that she does not work there anymore. Any news on Jeannie? She used to be up there on my list.

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[QUOTE=Smokedmeat; 1150633]I haven't seen this ad before. Any feedback. If not maybe ill toftt. Looks inviting.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2247303584.html.[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Smokedmeat; 1151113]

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2247303584.html[/url]

[/QUOTE]Isn't this ad part of those downtown girls that have been reported on. These girls are expensive and not worth it.

[QUOTE=Mikeinbrazil; 1151162]Isn't this ad part of those downtown girls that have been reported on. These girls are expensive and not worth it. [/QUOT.

She is from the group. They upsell everything. Your money is better spent elsewhere.

Hey guys let me give a little on my weekend trip, wanted to give Golden Tiger my first shot but when I came to the place saw about 4 LEO cars parked infront of it with them sitting inside waited for about 35 min and they didn't move made me paranoid so I went to ADAYFOYOU or also known as AAA massage on OBT and sandlake, Now this used to my my ATF AMP to visit but lately has been on the down hill. It used to be a A++++ place but for some reason the ladies only last a few weeks before that bail. Well went in asked for a 1/2 hour. 6 for the door fee got a younger hispanic women in her late 20s gave a decent massage on the flip before anything she said. 6 for a HE and $ for a HE with breast sticking out I told her NO WAY so she said ok thats fine. The problem was she had already teased Mr Pinky and he was wide awake worked her down for. 4 which she did a BAD BAD JOB at. Now when I got to my car I realized there was a good amount of money missing out of my wallet that she must have taken while I was on my stomach. Guys avoid this place there theifs and god knows what else they do there. When I went in to ask about my money they kicked me out and called me names.