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[QUOTE=JustALil;5153637]Looks = Cute / hot / sexy, tight & firm body with fake boobs she is petite.

Attitude = she was a sweet girl, low key and aimed to please.

Skills = great bbJ, and BLS, multiposition, no blocking (I hate that shit) if you need me to go slow just say so.

Repeat. Yes I would, but I must admit this booker tends to have a supply of coed age young ladies, that this old fart wants to sample.[/QUOTE]Yeah gorgeous body almost like an anime character, , though she was limited / no DFK because of covid.

[QUOTE=ScoopDaDrop;5141651]The thing is that Joanna is Simone.

Those uncropped photos you linked of Simone143 that's Joannaoates she switched teams.[/QUOTE]Also catch her on IG under at itsdreasimone.

[QUOTE=KoolKeith323;5154500]Any information on this plump butterball?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LushizzLivey_99[/URL][/QUOTE]She's big. Tall, probably 5'11". Big ass.

Everything was covered including BJ which wasn't clear from her menu. She squirts easily if you're into it (or pees on command. I can't tell the difference.).

[QUOTE=JustALil;5153610]SophiaSkyy2 fly. I saw her before the new boobs. I actually liked her look before the plastic work.

Looks: Pics are dead on accurate on all accounts. So if you like a thin build small perky tits, then she's your gal.

Attitude: Very laid back once in the session. Before through text she totally played the little teasing sex kitten. Do I think it was her, yes, she was able to talk about the texts and my replies.

She's a MJ smoker and she had just smoked out before I arrived.

Service: She delivered on her menu, and her BBBJ skills were top notch. In fact, as I think about it this was her favorite part of the session. She was having fun. As we moved to DATY, loved her large lips, she quited down and moved us rather quickly to CG, RCG, with a doggy finish.

Expense: 160 hhr, 260 hr. I was there only for HHR. I always do have hhr to start.

Return: Maybe for the BBBJ cim only session.[/QUOTE]I saw when she first started and I was pleasantly surprise that she's quite pretty naturally because she just came out of shower with her hair was still wet. She wanted to talk first but I only booked 30 minutes so I told her that I just want to ravage her. I started with DATY (her cookie was so pink) and she grabbed mine and wanted me to finished it doggy style raw but I splashed it all over her behind. Then she asked me if I'm doing something else and I said nothing special and she wanted me to stay and did 420 together. She said she wanted another round and she gave me BBBJ and blowing smoke while she was blowing me (only one other Hx gal did that to me). She ask me to give to her missionary so I creampied her. I saw her more, sometimes she's in the mood and sometimes she's not but nothing like the first time.

[QUOTE=Santooki;5155708]Also catch her on IG under at itsdreasimone.[/QUOTE]I did Joannaoates when her new handle showed up, not knowing she use to run with QOD.

A pretty cool chick that's easy to talk with, and seems very comfortable with what she does.

Beautiful face, slim body, "barely there" tits, but a surprisingly nice ass.

No DFK and fiv even though it was on the menu, which was a bummer. Otherwise a good session.

Santooki, did she gave you her IG? LOL, it kind of mess up to see her escort photos posted with her baby's photos.

[QUOTE=SneakyNinja;5156452]I saw when she first started and I was pleasantly surprise that she's quite pretty naturally because she just came out of shower with her hair was still wet. She wanted to talk first but I only booked 30 minutes so I told her that I just want to ravage her. I started with DATY (her cookie was so pink) and she grabbed mine and wanted me to finished it doggy style raw but I splashed it all over her behind. Then she asked me if I'm doing something else and I said nothing special and she wanted me to stay and did 420 together. She said she wanted another round and she gave me BBBJ and blowing smoke while she was blowing me (only one other Hx gal did that to me). She ask me to give to her missionary so I creampied her. I saw her more, sometimes she's in the mood and sometimes she's not but nothing like the first time.[/QUOTE]LOL, this sounds familiar. The first time I saw her I met her off of BP (back then, I had no idea what HX was). That was in like the summer of 2013? I booked the hhr, but she rushed the shit out of me and gave terrible service. The second time I booked her off hx. The pickings were slim, and she's one of the few girls who was consistently posting, so I said "Fuck it, why not? Holy shit. This time, the experience was insane. After the hour was up, she asked me to stay, started talking about her insecurities with her bf, and I was basically like her therapist. She made it up to me in other ways, so all was well. The one thing I will say is that when she's in the mood, it doesn't get better than with her. She loves sex, is very freaky, gives an amazing sloppy BJ, can take a pounding, the whole nine yards.

[QUOTE=SneakyNinja;5156452]I saw when she first started and I was pleasantly surprise that she's quite pretty naturally because she just came out of shower with her hair was still wet. She wanted to talk first but I only booked 30 minutes so I told her that I just want to ravage her. I started with DATY (her cookie was so pink) and she grabbed mine and wanted me to finished it doggy style raw but I splashed it all over her behind. Then she asked me if I'm doing something else and I said nothing special and she wanted me to stay and did 420 together. She said she wanted another round and she gave me BBBJ and blowing smoke while she was blowing me (only one other Hx gal did that to me). She ask me to give to her missionary so I creampied her. I saw her more, sometimes she's in the mood and sometimes she's not but nothing like the first time.[/QUOTE]Cream pie? Really? That's strange because about a year ago she went into a tiff about not seeing a guy because his network had girls in it that did BBFS. I figured she was totally non GFE.

[QUOTE=Unlucky13;5101059]Found these three today, for those of you trying to build up your network:

- MariahBlue.

- iamsweethoney.

- KatrinaStar.[/QUOTE]Has anybody seen them yet?

Iamsweethoney pictures looks really good.

[QUOTE=Poler1;5124919]Let us know how it goes, she looks good.[/QUOTE]On my way now to see her, will have intel later gentlemen!

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/pure_pleaser[/URL]

Welp. I finally gave her a go. She's been on my list for a while since I've read her BJ skills are a work of art. First note, she's is in fact A LOT bigger than her pics would suggest. Some guy said 30 lbs I'd mark 50 lbs. And yes, she has a lot of screws loose upstairs. She likely needs some clinical attention of some sort, maybe light meds? Anyway, the motel I met her at, she probably lives in. And she has the company of a very adorable and sweet pup who stays out of the way, so don't worry. Her face is not horrible tho. The chick's not the dog LOL.

The worst part of the situation, beyond the blabbering and going on about nonsense, is the fact that her feet were BLACK with filth. I mean she must be just pacing around her little place and possibly walking outside barefoot!? I don't know how you are that filthy. But that should have been my sign to gtfo since all the other blaring red flags didn't stop me.

Anyway, the BBBJ is good. She has talent. Altho, she did nick me a bit and I'm really pissed about that. Her teeth are extremely sharp but she does the technique where she covers them with her lips. She brought me right to the edge, then back down and up and down over and over. The explosion was massive. I'll say, if you're lookng for a provider who can do ANYTHING you want with her mouth / hands, this could be your gal.

But note, I should have listened to all the guys in the thread before and stayed away. You can find a much more hygienic + aesthetically pleasing girl on HX with no effort at all. Her price was only 100 for the 15 and she definitely unloaded me very very well but I will not repeat.

[QUOTE=KevinDotThrash;5158380][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/pure_pleaser[/URL]

Welp. I finally gave her a go. She's been on my list for a while since I've read her BJ skills are a work of art. First note, she's is in fact A LOT bigger than her pics would suggest. Some guy said 30 lbs I'd mark 50 lbs. And yes, she has a lot of screws loose upstairs. She likely needs some clinical attention of some sort, maybe light meds? Anyway, the motel I met her at, she probably lives in. And she has the company of a very adorable and sweet pup who stays out of the way, so don't worry. Her face is not horrible tho. The chick's not the dog LOL.

The worst part of the situation, beyond the blabbering and going on about nonsense, is the fact that her feet were BLACK with filth. I mean she must be just pacing around her little place and possibly walking outside barefoot!? I don't know how you are that filthy. But that should have been my sign to gtfo since all the other blaring red flags didn't stop me.

Anyway, the BBBJ is good. She has talent. Altho, she did nick me a bit and I'm really pissed about that. Her teeth are extremely sharp but she does the technique where she covers them with her lips. She brought me right to the edge, then back down and up and down over and over. The explosion was massive. I'll say, if you're lookng for a provider who can do ANYTHING you want with her mouth / hands, this could be your gal.

But note, I should have listened to all the guys in the thread before and stayed away. You can find a much more hygienic + aesthetically pleasing girl on HX with no effort at all. Her price was only 100 for the 15 and she definitely unloaded me very very well but I will not repeat.[/QUOTE]I use to see her from the RB days. She was in much better shape back then. She was on HX for a long time and then caught an attitude and moved up north with Fam for a couple of years, lost all the extra weight and relocated back to SoCal.

There have been reports back and forth about a sour attitude, simple shit like touching her tattoo would piss her off. I haven't seen her in maybe 4 or 5 years and don't regret that.

We don't spend time with the ladies to solve their problems. We spend time to solve ours!

[QUOTE=KevinDotThrash;5158380][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/pure_pleaser[/URL]

Welp. I finally gave her a go. She's been on my list for a while since I've read her BJ skills are a work of art. First note, she's is in fact A LOT bigger than her pics would suggest. Some guy said 30 lbs I'd mark 50 lbs. And yes, she has a lot of screws loose upstairs. She likely needs some clinical attention of some sort, maybe light meds? Anyway, the motel I met her at, she probably lives in. And she has the company of a very adorable and sweet pup who stays out of the way, so don't worry. Her face is not horrible tho. The chick's not the dog LOL.

The worst part of the situation, beyond the blabbering and going on about nonsense, is the fact that her feet were BLACK with filth. I mean she must be just pacing around her little place and possibly walking outside barefoot!? I don't know how you are that filthy. But that should have been my sign to gtfo since all the other blaring red flags didn't stop me.

Anyway, the BBBJ is good. She has talent. Altho, she did nick me a bit and I'm really pissed about that. Her teeth are extremely sharp but she does the technique where she covers them with her lips. She brought me right to the edge, then back down and up and down over and over. The explosion was massive. I'll say, if you're lookng for a provider who can do ANYTHING you want with her mouth / hands, this could be your gal.

But note, I should have listened to all the guys in the thread before and stayed away. You can find a much more hygienic + aesthetically pleasing girl on HX with no effort at all. Her price was only 100 for the 15 and she definitely unloaded me very very well but I will not repeat.[/QUOTE]I've said many times here that too many chicks on hx don't like the shower!

Regardless, of how cheap her price for 1/2 or 1 hr the filth and stench of her body I will gladly pass onto another monger.

[QUOTE=Mekaman;5157117]Cream pie? Really? That's strange because about a year ago she went into a tiff about not seeing a guy because his network had girls in it that did BBFS. I figured she was totally non GFE.[/QUOTE]Sometimes that's just a front by the chick cause she gets to many dudes asking her BBFS in hx messages all of a sudden.

Plus, many dudes if a girls says "No" will flip out and says negative shit or says I will write a bad review about you.

I've see many girls on hx who claim we're BBFS right front the first day. But, than will now only offer to previous customers who she trusts.

And, as always money talks!

I saw her a few times years ago before she put on weight. She usually stayed at an upscale hotel in Pasadena. The second time I saw her she stopped a BBBJ because I was too hard. Like, what the hell is that. I should have stayed away after my first time, but the second time I was horny and looking for someone on short notice.

[QUOTE=KevinDotThrash;5158380][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/pure_pleaser[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KevinDotThrash;5158380][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/pure_pleaser[/URL]

Welp. I finally gave her a go. She's been on my list for a while since I've read her BJ skills are a work of art. First note, she's is in fact A LOT bigger than her pics would suggest. Some guy said 30 lbs I'd mark 50 lbs. And yes, she has a lot of screws loose upstairs. She likely needs some clinical attention of some sort, maybe light meds? Anyway, the motel I met her at, she probably lives in. And she has the company of a very adorable and sweet pup who stays out of the way, so don't worry. Her face is not horrible tho. The chick's not the dog LOL.

The worst part of the situation, beyond the blabbering and going on about nonsense, is the fact that her feet were BLACK with filth. I mean she must be just pacing around her little place and possibly walking outside barefoot!? I don't know how you are that filthy. But that should have been my sign to gtfo since all the other blaring red flags didn't stop me.

Anyway, the BBBJ is good. She has talent. Altho, she did nick me a bit and I'm really pissed about that. Her teeth are extremely sharp but she does the technique where she covers them with her lips. She brought me right to the edge, then back down and up and down over and over. The explosion was massive. I'll say, if you're lookng for a provider who can do ANYTHING you want with her mouth / hands, this could be your gal.

But note, I should have listened to all the guys in the thread before and stayed away. You can find a much more hygienic + aesthetically pleasing girl on HX with no effort at all. Her price was only 100 for the 15 and she definitely unloaded me very very well but I will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Accurate. I will say the pandemic probably made her heavier. I remember meeting her before the pandemic, and afterwards. She looked closer to her pics before the pandemic.

Man I thought it was just me, but my conversations with her do seem a bit out of loop. My impression was never that she had "a few loose screws", but rather our talking personalities just did not match as well. I'm a bit surprised to see that part as a pattern.