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[QUOTE=JoeyRamone;5546730]Macomb is dry a hell these days but there's a few out there.

Amber. She'll do in a pinch. She's got saggy tits and WILL NOT SHUT UP. But she's cool enough. BBBJ, CFS.

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Mandie. I haven't seen her and it's crazy hard to get ahold of her.

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Not Macomb but Pontiac. Nice body but kind of a busted face. BBBJ, CFS, said Greek was available for extra.

[URL]https://detroit.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/9you-will-not-leave-unsatisfie/766847159870[/URL][/QUOTE]I had to laugh about that Amber "will not shut up" LOL. I guess I'm not surprised about the saggy tits, she looks older than average. Probably had a kid or two.

I've hit up Mandie a couple times. No response either.

The last, is that Erica or Alexis? Whatever. Her pics look nice. What do you busted face? Did someone beat her up or is she actually missing teeth and looking extra worn from her years and habits?

And while I'm asking about the Pontiac girls; I keep hearing about The House. That it's trashed. I know giving addresses here is a no-no. Can you give major cross streets? I'm curious about the neighborhood. Pontiac has some bad, and not-so-bad areas. Pontiac providers are tempting just because it's so close to me.

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5547399]I had to laugh about that Amber "will not shut up" LOL. I guess I'm not surprised about the saggy tits, she looks older than average. Probably had a kid or two.

I've hit up Mandie a couple times. No response either.

The last, is that Erica or Alexis? Whatever. Her pics look nice. What do you busted face? Did someone beat her up or is she actually missing teeth and looking extra worn from her years and habits?

And while I'm asking about the Pontiac girls; I keep hearing about The House. That it's trashed. I know giving addresses here is a no-no. Can you give major cross streets? I'm curious about the neighborhood. Pontiac has some bad, and not-so-bad areas. Pontiac providers are tempting just because it's so close to me.[/QUOTE]That's Alexis in the link but Erica was there in her room. By busted I mean not so great. Should have said butter face. Nice body, but her face. It's strictly subjective and personal taste.

She said it's a new house that they were down the street or some shit. I don't know, I wasn't really listening. It's off 59 right when the speed limit drops down to 35 going west.

Thought I remembered a positive review of her so I drove out to see her in Waterford.

As soon as I opened the door I almost choked on the smokiness. Do not go see if you have to go back to a wife. She was also high as a kite to the point where she walked like she had a broken back. Did manage to do an unenthusiastic BBBJ that got the deed done.

This may sound weird but she also had distractingly gigantic swollen looking hands. Not sure what's up with that.

Absolutely would not repeat.

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[QUOTE=FunNights69;5547727]Thought I remembered a positive review of her so I drove out to see her in Waterford.

As soon as I opened the door I almost choked on the smokiness. Do not go see if you have to go back to a wife. She was also high as a kite to the point where she walked like she had a broken back. Did manage to do an unenthusiastic BBBJ that got the deed done.

This may sound weird but she also had distractingly gigantic swollen looking hands. Not sure what's up with that.

Absolutely would not repeat.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/67212325[/URL][/QUOTE]The swollen hands are from shooting dope. Circulation gets bad from the dope burning out the valves in the veins.

Is mega personals ligit? Almost seems to go to be true!

[QUOTE=JoeyRamone;5547682]That's Alexis in the link but Erica was there in her room. By busted I mean not so great. Should have said butter face. Nice body, but her face. It's strictly subjective and personal taste.

She said it's a new house that they were down the street or some shit. I don't know, I wasn't really listening. It's off 59 right when the speed limit drops down to 35 going west.[/QUOTE]Gotcha. I go thru that way often enough. Extra close to me. Do you know the respective girls donation rates?

[QUOTE=Drews4;5548049]Is mega personals ligit? Almost seems to go to be true![/QUOTE]About as legit as the others. I see a lot of the same girls on other sites.

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5547399]I had to laugh about that Amber "will not shut up" LOL. I guess I'm not surprised about the saggy tits, she looks older than average. Probably had a kid or two.[/QUOTE]It's the truth, though. Great person and will offer good conversation, but once you've had enough. Too bad.

Did why'all know The Erotic Review WILL NOT let you use a link to LC to show a provider ad for any review you write? They seems to consider LC too unreliable. I wish I'd thought about it and copied the verbiage they used to say LC is crap. The link I put for a Callescort ad was okay with TER.

Have had some fun with Her A few times and the last 3-4 weeks. Always top notch & never dissapoints.

[QUOTE=DownRiverRat;5548279]Have had some fun with Her A few times and the last 3-4 weeks. Always top notch & never dissapoints.[/QUOTE]Do you have a current ad for her? Hers seems to bounce around numbers.

[QUOTE=DownRiverRat;5548279]Have had some fun with Her A few times and the last 3-4 weeks. Always top notch & never dissapoints.[/QUOTE]Link please?

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5548352]Link please?[/QUOTE][URL]https://detroit.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/specials/675633014641[/URL]

Here is her ad from today.

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Here is her ad from today.[/QUOTE]Any idea what her Customer Appreciation specials are? LOL.

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5548080]Gotcha. I go thru that way often enough. Extra close to me. Do you know the respective girls donation rates?[/QUOTE]Granted, the upside down pic looks less than flattering, but if the others are accurate I've seen a lot worse in links guys post here saying they look hot, and ads posted on the site every day.

Are these accurate? [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/sexy-sweet-skilled-new-in-town-come-see-me-duo-specials/36660118[/URL].

I tried looking up the canada / international sex guide but it doesn't seem like it's as active us this forum. Thinking of taking a trip to windsor which is pretty close to the US / Canada border. Is there another site I should check out for reviews so I don't waste my time trying to find a good escort?

[QUOTE=SenorVac;5548646]I tried looking up the canada / international sex guide but it doesn't seem like it's as active us this forum. Thinking of taking a trip to windsor which is pretty close to the US / Canada border. Is there another site I should check out for reviews so I don't waste my time trying to find a good escort?[/QUOTE]You'd better check the latest info first. The border to Canada has been closed for 18+ months to all but "essential workers" and freight. It's too bad, because a long time ago (1980's) all the best fully nude strip clubs in the Detroit area were actually in Windsor. And to this day, as long as the provider is registered, prostitution is not against the law in Canada.

Damned 'VID!

[QUOTE=Incognito1234;5546619]Agreed. I'll even offer to be a tour guide for him.

Strip clubs are my favorite way to play too. Quite honestly, I like the selection process and the seediness of them.[/QUOTE]I may just take you up on that some day Incognito.

[QUOTE=SenorVac;5548646]I tried looking up the canada / international sex guide but it doesn't seem like it's as active us this forum. Thinking of taking a trip to windsor which is pretty close to the US / Canada border. Is there another site I should check out for reviews so I don't waste my time trying to find a good escort?[/QUOTE]LEO list is where all the Canadian providers post. You would have to use a VPN to access the site. You can also catch the Canadian towers from belle isle or downtown. You also have to be vaccinated and have a negative results within the past 72 hours. All counties offer free test sites. The border guards are very nice and would accept results on your phone as well. To streamline the process even faster, you could upload the docs on ArriveCan app. This is a worry free hobby and you will see the provider as ease as well.

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5548722]You'd better check the latest info first. The border to Canada has been closed for 18+ months to all but "essential workers" and freight. It's too bad, because a long time ago (1980's) all the best fully nude strip clubs in the Detroit area were actually in Windsor. And to this day, as long as the provider is registered, prostitution is not against the law in Canada.

Damned 'VID![/QUOTE]They didn't call it the Windsor Ballet for nothing. Back then I preferred much seedier places like the Dizzy Duck. No alcohol but much fun to be had.

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5547399]I had to laugh about that Amber "will not shut up" LOL. I guess I'm not surprised about the saggy tits, she looks older than average. Probably had a kid or two.

I've hit up Mandie a couple times. No response either.

The last, is that Erica or Alexis? Whatever. Her pics look nice. What do you busted face? Did someone beat her up or is she actually missing teeth and looking extra worn from her years and habits?

And while I'm asking about the Pontiac girls; I keep hearing about The House. That it's trashed. I know giving addresses here is a no-no. Can you give major cross streets? I'm curious about the neighborhood. Pontiac has some bad, and not-so-bad areas. Pontiac providers are tempting just because it's so close to me.[/QUOTE]I don't think the term "saggy" is enough. Think of tube socks with a golf ball in them. LOL.

[QUOTE=Drews4;5548049]Is mega personals ligit? Almost seems to go to be true![/QUOTE]Virtually identical to EB / LC.

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5545650]Post a review on The Erotic Review. You'll get 15 days of free VIP for a review. But don't be quite so explicit about the drugs. Instead say it in code like "She really likes her candy" or "She kept gong into the bathroom to do more YKW. " or "Her teeth were rotted-out from YKW" or "Marks and bruises all over her arms and legs. We all know what that means. " I had a review there that was unapproved for saying a girl was smoking crack. When I changed to 'code" it was approved.[/QUOTE]A few years back I was banned from EB / LC for posting that a provider ghosted me.

[QUOTE=Carousing71;5548810]A few years back I was banned from EB / LC for posting that a provider ghosted me.[/QUOTE]Maybe that's one of the reasons TER will not allow you to use a link to EB / LC in the filed for a provider's ad link. Perhaps they don't want their users to get a skewed impression of a girl based on the propensity for fake reviews?

That's kind of why I check multiple sources and ask questions about them here. Sure everyone had different tastes and standards but I haven't seen blatant night and day feedback on any girl discussed here except for Layna in AA, but that was due solely to her recent, sudden slide into drug oblivion; which itself is valuable info.

IOWs, this forum is a gold mine.

[QUOTE=WillyMatt123;5548778]I don't think the term "saggy" is enough. Think of tube socks with a golf ball in them. LOL.[/QUOTE]Yikes! I wonder if she had a boob job that went bad and had to have them removed?

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5548727]I may just take you up on that some day Incognito.[/QUOTE]Maybe you should organize a field trip, LOL The kink community has "munches" where they all get together. Why not a pussy hunt at a strip club for hobbyist to meet and greet, shoot the shit, and compare the girls in real time?

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5548722]You'd better check the latest info first. The border to Canada has been closed for 18+ months to all but "essential workers" and freight. It's too bad, because a long time ago (1980's) all the best fully nude strip clubs in the Detroit area were actually in Windsor. And to this day, as long as the provider is registered, prostitution is not against the law in Canada.

Damned 'VID![/QUOTE]Unless there's been another change, I thought the border to Canada was now open if you had a proof of vaccination.

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5548840]Unless there's been another change, I thought the border to Canada was now open if you had a proof of vaccination.[/QUOTE]You must be prepared to quarantine for 14 days, even if you are fully vaccinated, in case you:

Are symptomatic.

Don't meet the requirements for the fully vaccinated traveller exemption.

A suitable quarantine plan, which includes a place you will quarantine, must be entered into ArriveCAN in case you don't qualify for the exemption. You may be asked to explain your quarantine plan at the border.

[QUOTE=Carousing71;5548802]Virtually identical to EB / LC.[/QUOTE]I thought LC was just a Scraper. The girls do not post on LC, they post on mega personals. LC, EB and Sumosearch are scrapers that just repeat the listings in a different format. LC allows sorting and searching of the listings (MILFS, YOLO, 80 etc....). EB seems just a little more than a scraper as it allows for reviews. And Sumosearch scrapes more than just MP as I think it also includes Skip.

At least that's how I understand it. But nothing compares to this site.

[QUOTE=SenorVac;5548646]I tried looking up the canada / international sex guide but it doesn't seem like it's as active us this forum. Thinking of taking a trip to windsor which is pretty close to the US / Canada border. Is there another site I should check out for reviews so I don't waste my time trying to find a good escort?[/QUOTE]SP411. Cc is an active board, also they use leolist. Cc.

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5548839]Maybe you should organize a field trip, LOL The kink community has "munches" where they all get together. Why not a pussy hunt at a strip club for hobbyist to meet and greet, shoot the shit, and compare the girls in real time?[/QUOTE]Girls attended and it was supposed to be a nice meet and greet.

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5548839]Maybe you should organize a field trip, LOL The kink community has "munches" where they all get together. Why not a pussy hunt at a strip club for hobbyist to meet and greet, shoot the shit, and compare the girls in real time?[/QUOTE]Sure! We'll do it like cub scouts - go on a mission and if it's successful, we'll get cookies and pudding cups when it's over.

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5548727]I may just take you up on that some day Incognito.[/QUOTE]Ok. It's a serious offer and if you decide that you want to do so, just message me and we'll set it up.

[QUOTE=Power69;5549544]Girls attended and it was supposed to be a nice meet and greet.[/QUOTE]I went to one in a park, and another in a regular bar that the girls came to. Honestly the smarter girls stayed clear. The best meet ups were just the 'golf club' meeting at BTs in Dearborn.

Speaking of old times any one know if Eva Angelina is still around? I doubt it but I've seen stranger.

[QUOTE=Power69;5549544]Girls attended and it was supposed to be a nice meet and greet.[/QUOTE]Times have apparently changed. I had never heard of such a thing.

Any intel on her?

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Anyone tried this one? Goes by the name of Paris.

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What about Bella?

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[QUOTE=BestDjInOhio;5549795]Anyone tried this one? Goes by the name of Paris.

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What about Bella?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/67238622[/URL][/QUOTE]Bella's ad says you can google her phone number to prove she's real. Try it. Sure, you'll see links to a couple other escort ads with the same pics. But if you do a reverse number search you get a 34 yr old woman not named Bella, and not a 26 yr old.

[QUOTE=BadKarmaGuy;5549787]Any intel on her?

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She's in Detroit skip the games, but location says Norfolk?

[QUOTE=BadKarmaGuy;5549787]Any intel on her?

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