Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DanAndy69;4080960]I saw Jess recently, 1st timer with Jess so went with the 1/2 hour. She works out of an office in Tosa, and I had a good experience. She performs a nude massage, with a standard HE. The whole experience was quick so didn't really get the relaxation of an hour. She is very personable, and attractive. She dabbles with Nuru but its not much, essentially just rubbing her breasts on your back. Can't really do to much on a massage table. She told me that other finishes are possible not FS but the guy has to bring a cover. Damage was $1 and didn't brow beat me for a tip so.[/QUOTE]'Jess' has been reviewed here a number of times in the past but under another name. All very positive. Her advertised menu has expanded quite a bit, and when she did that she stopped using her real name. She is a licensed MT and licensed for other things as well. She gives a good therapeutic massage as well. She will also do manscaping, though I've never used her for that so can't comment on that. I've used her for massage many times.

Found an ad on Maps with and decided to check out Mayfair second floor shop in the strip mall. Have been twice before years ago, once good one not. Walked in and greeted by a a young (college) girl. She asked me how long, and her accent was straight up Midwest snob. Thought about leaving but lt it play out. She was professional, butt without the basic politeness of an actual pro. Made a big production about drape. Left door open a crack and would not close. Here's where it gets confusing. She removed drape and made an attempt at some semi teasing. Thought it might turn around.

On flip, she slid into pillow under my face without a word. Started thumbing my head and digging her nails into scalp. I asked her to take it easy on my scalp. "Whaaaat," she asked. Take it easy, I said. I swear she scoffed and went right on. Ugh. At end of session, she got up and walked said We're finished and left the room. As I was leaving I resisted the urge to take out my phone and show her the pics on their Maps ad.

A friend of mine just broke his AMP cherry in Texas. Got the works. Can't believe they let him get a pic.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;4084365]A friend of mine just broke his AMP cherry in Texas. Got the works. Can't believe they let him get a pic.[/QUOTE]Trying to send you a message. I have the number for someone you asked about. Apparently, I can't send messages to you. Try to send me one and see if I can reply.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;4084365]A friend of mine just broke his AMP cherry in Texas. Got the works. Can't believe they let him get a pic.[/QUOTE]Dang, they are sure cuter in Texas!

[QUOTE=Messi2201;4085159]Trying to send you a message. I have the number for someone you asked about. Apparently, I can't send messages to you. Try to send me one and see if I can reply.[/QUOTE]I appreciate the info but if the provider is a drug addict, I want to avoid. Got enough clean providers to choose from. I have been to that spa where the pic was taken. In an office building, busy place. The pretty one sitting is just for show. She handles the front desk duties and no guy is going to turn around and say he left his wallet in the car. She is the sizzle that sells the steak. When she takes you to the room, collects the fee, you are hoping she comes back. You are face down. First time I went I thought she was my provider for 30 minutes until I turned over. Only one time in my life has bait and switch turned out for the better -- Lake Geneva a few years ago when there was a spa behind Walmart. I roll over and I see an Asian goddess with large pouting breasts. The whole time I though I had this nerdy girl who took me to the room. The nerdy one did start the massage but left for a second. The hottie took her place.

[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;4084020]Found an ad on Maps with and decided to check out Mayfair second floor shop in the strip mall. Have been twice before years ago, once good one not. Walked in and greeted by a a young (college) girl. She asked me how long, and her accent was straight up Midwest snob. Thought about leaving but lt it play out. She was professional, butt without the basic politeness of an actual pro. Made a big production about drape. Left door open a crack and would not close. Here's where it gets confusing. She removed drape and made an attempt at some semi teasing. Thought it might turn around.

On flip, she slid into pillow under my face without a word. Started thumbing my head and digging her nails into scalp. I asked her to take it easy on my scalp. "Whaaaat," she asked. Take it easy, I said. I swear she scoffed and went right on. Ugh. At end of session, she got up and walked said We're finished and left the room. As I was leaving I resisted the urge to take out my phone and show her the pics on their Maps ad.[/QUOTE]Glad to see I am not the only one with a bad experience at this hell hole. Checked in for a massage midday and fairly decent provider, so I get to the room. I always turn on the light and check the bedding because It can be disgusting, and I see F'ing Pubic Hairs. I should have left, but decided I would give the lady another chance, so I tell her Dirty bed, and she proceeds to change the cover of the table. I tried to relax and get ready for what's hopefully a good massage. Only to get a very mediocre massage with the low light being a only what I can describe as a "slap-massage". SO at this point I was done, so I called it quits, and this provider has the nerve to hit me up for a tip as I walk out the door.

The only good thing I have to say about this place is they have heated massage tables!! Or they have heaters on the massage tables which was the only nice touch to this place.

I saw Karen a few days ago. She lives on the North West side. I went to her apartment which was a little strange. She will also do car dates. The fee was fine. She is a hoarder and there was stuff all over the place. She is an older lady on the thin side. We went to her bedroom and the only space available was her bed. She gave me one of the best BBBJCIM I ever had. It was safe and I will repeat.

[QUOTE=BionicGuy;4083671]'Jess' has been reviewed here a number of times in the past but under another name. All very positive. Her advertised menu has expanded quite a bit, and when she did that she stopped using her real name. She is a licensed MT and licensed for other things as well. She gives a good therapeutic massage as well. She will also do manscaping, though I've never used her for that so can't comment on that. I've used her for massage many times.[/QUOTE]She has ads up again:

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=73950&cityid=-50[/URL]

The picture is not her but she's slender, toned and attractive.

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;4080312]Thank you for the honest review. Surprisingly I haven't dabbled here yet but have been very tempted at times. Perhaps it's the overpopularity that is a turn off for me. Like Kendall Snow, plus the fact I don't like being pissed on by anyone as far as she goes LOL. I will definitely take your word for it over some others. I am still really curious if this is somehow connected to the apartment not far away. I've managed to stay clear of that set up for sometime.

Thanks again and take care.[/QUOTE]Stopped in yesterday and surprisingly it was pretty dead. Got an hour massage from a name I can't pronounce or attempt to spell! Started with a T though.

Not much teasing going on. She did do that strange move where she straddles the back of my head while I'm face down. She had a nice body so I kind of raised my head to rub against her. She did some light caressing of inner thighs while working the legs. She was receptive to the traditional signs of looking for extras.

On the flip, she starts with covering me. Asks casually if I've been there before. Then I get the two taps below my belly button and I nod. With no talk of tip or negotiation, she goes to get the oil, and lifts her shirt to expose a nice set of perky B's. Although still jackhammer technique, it was enjoyable. Total damage for massage + tip $. 2.

Happy Hunting.

I drove out to North Ave over the holiday. I was greeted by the usual 50+ Mamasan and 40+ masseuse. Sitting in the shadows was an attractive, youthful Asian woman. We exchanged smiles. I immediately requested the newbie and was told she was "only visiting. " I played dumb and kept nodding "yes" in the direction of the mystery girl. Mamasan relented, telling me it's newbies first day and they both will attend to me.

I was ushered into the room. Mamasan quickly spoke a bit of Chinese to her trainee. The only word I could make out was "sensual," so I assumed that I'd be in good hands. Besides, it was my third visit there, so I already left happy in the past.

New girl certainly didn't seem like the typical Milwaukee AMP therapist. No heavy evening make-up, no scrubs, no battle suit. Not crafty or cynical in the least bit. She reminded me of a polite, suburban office worker in casual clothes. Somebody who was on her way to the market and dropped in for a brief chat. I was smitten.

Newbie seemed to have some massage skills, yet deferred to her boss the entire time. If she grazed too close to the boys, Mamasan chastised her, reminding her recruit that she's "new girl." Despite my repeated visits, I was to play the role of first time customer. I normally frown on self-serve, but I improvised and played their game. I was sold on the idea that this was her first rodeo. Her heartfelt but clueless demeanor made her bashful tickling of my junk worth the tip.

I haven't been on a double team "trainee" scenario, since I first wandered into the now defunct Rainbow Spa in South Milwaukee 20 years ago.

[QUOTE=DaysFun;4077906]Visited Saturday night about 8 pm. HHR Table shower. 7 Cute gall small perky breast and skinny figure. Somewhat pretty face, middle aged. I'd call her attractive.

Great shower lots of teasing the back to massage room, dry off. On my back to start Face and Chest rub then on to a nice HE, no fuss no long negotiations, just a nice oily handshake. Then cleaned up hot towel, flip over for 10 min light back rub dress and out the door with a bottle of water and a hug!

Great experience $1. 1 out of pocket and both heads are happy. Merry Christmas to me from me! One of the better AMP's in milwaukee. I need to get there more often. Visited about 5 times over the last 18 month's Never Disappointed.

This was my rebound from being ghosted by a stupid joke of a provider that dragged me clear across town (I live in SW New Berlin) - a TOFTT that didn't pan out. I'll post that in escorts later.

Merry Christmas to All, Happy Holidays! And have a Great New Years![/QUOTE]I visited them after reading your report. Went for a standard 1 hour massage without the table shower. I had an older (60?) chubby masseuse. The good news is she had a happy attitude and made sure the massage was to my liking. Another positive was a decent HJ on the flip with ample roaming allowed up top and no negotiating. One downside was that the room was either bright or dark since the lights couldn't be dimmed.

Overall a satisfying experience worth repeating.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;4090045]I drove out to North Ave over the holiday. I was greeted by the usual 50+ Mamasan and 40+ masseuse. Sitting in the shadows was an attractive, youthful Asian woman. We exchanged smiles. I immediately requested the newbie and was told she was "only visiting. " I played dumb and kept nodding "yes" in the direction of the mystery girl. Mamasan relented, telling me it's newbies first day and they both will attend to me.

I was ushered into the room. Mamasan quickly spoke a bit of Chinese to her trainee. The only word I could make out was "sensual," so I assumed that I'd be in good hands. Besides, it was my third visit there, so I already left happy in the past.

New girl certainly didn't seem like the typical Milwaukee AMP therapist. No heavy evening make-up, no scrubs, no battle suit. Not crafty or cynical in the least bit. She reminded me of a polite, suburban office worker in casual clothes. Somebody who was on her way to the market and dropped in for a brief chat. I was smitten.

Newbie seemed to have some massage skills, yet deferred to her boss the entire time. If she grazed too close to the boys, Mamasan chastised her, reminding her recruit that she's "new girl." Despite my repeated visits, I was to play the role of first time customer. I normally frown on self-serve, but I improvised and played their game. I was sold on the idea that this was her first rodeo. Her heartfelt but clueless demeanor made her bashful tickling of my junk worth the tip.

I haven't been on a double team "trainee" scenario, since I first wandered into the now defunct Rainbow Spa in South Milwaukee 20 years ago.[/QUOTE]I wonder if that was the 19 year old daughter of a mamasan that visited me? I'm guessing not. Which North Ave spa did you go to? Yeah I hate that greasy evening makeup. Ever have one wear a China doll dress? To me its a turn off. I just read the other new report about the 60 year old chub. Glad she helped out but I think I would have "left my wallet in the car. ".

[QUOTE=BionicGuy;4089564]She has ads up again:

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=73950&cityid=-50[/URL]

The picture is not her but she's slender, toned and attractive.[/QUOTE]I saw Jess in the last few days and as always left extremely happy. Very professional and sensual, very worth a visit.

[QUOTE=WRutaWRuta;4090347]I saw Jess in the last few days and as always left extremely happy. Very professional and sensual, very worth a visit.[/QUOTE]She seems to have a number of options available. What option is the most value for your $? Or is it all negotiatble?