Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Max#01;3094822]Wow -- I never heard of TBWNN. Where was it located? Downtown was my go-to AMP because it was so darn convenient. Blue / Orange Live to McPherson, walk across the square to Vermont, and you were there. Like lots of other guys, you could rally do a long lunch hour if the mood struck during the morning. The other good thing was the co-located Asian restaurant. This gave you a measure of anonymity walking into the building.

It's sad that the only thing we ever talk about on the DC Massage Parlor board now are the "good ol' days. ".[/QUOTE]TBWNN, damn that's bringing back some memories. It was near Ollie's Trolley at 15th and K and Post Pub.

Wish the AMPs were still there. Was great to go to a meeting and then a therapy sessions. I remember mongers complaining about the prices going up, from like $60 an hour to $70/80 and tips going up. I laugh now, and would welcome those prices again for the short commute.

Went to this provider: [URL]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/thp/5805067344.html[/URL].

Was met at the door by a man (man-a-san? He looked like he was ready to give the massage. Terrible english. He then offered a "woman massage" and I agreed. He called to the back and a thirty-ish looking woman came out dressed in jeans and a sweater.

I came to this place because I had read that I was going to get a therapeutic massage and that's pretty much what I was looking for. It looked like that was what I was going to get. She also had terrible english but I don't enjoy talking so it's no big deal.

I was led back to the room and I dutifully undressed and covered myself with the towel. When she came in she took the towel and covered my back as well and began a dry massage. Fortunately, she moved the towel lower, applied the oil and began an earnest massage. She then moved the towel way lower and I got hopeful. She focused mostly on my back and massage the buttocks a nice amount. Before I knew it my hour was almost up and she asked if I wanted another thirty minutes. I agreed because it was a great massage. She then moved on to my legs. She moved the towel above my buttocks climbed on the table and began doing a lovely job on my legs and buttocks. Her hands very occasionally bumped against my balls and she spread my legs at one point and used her elbow to massage right between my thighs right below the buttock. It felt very nice but it never went any further.

She interrupted a couple of times, which was annoying except that once she went to get some hot stones and do a little hot stone massage on my back. They had an annoying kitchen timer keeping time and when it went off it was a horrible noise. On the flip she covered me up, did my face and head and my legs a little bit and a bit of a massage over the towel, mostly pressing down on my hips. When I got dressed I noticed there was a nice Sonos unit in the room and I realized she never bothered to put on any music. Weird.

I am a bit confused about the massage technique where they seem to be headed somewhere and then pull back. Maybe it's an oriental thing where massaging everywhere is perfectly normal. It felt great and it hit the spot. Sometime you just feel like a normal massage. The damage was $100 plus a $20 tip.

Stay safe.

Agency bait-and-switch ripoff.

[URL]http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-sessions-with-an-upscale-beauty/21822675[/URL]

Brazilian beauty, my name is Alexis, sensual fantasies are better when you can make it a reality. I'm very well mannered fun and sweet. I enjoy what I do and I'm very skilled. Deep tissue, Swedish techniques, Tantra sensual your choice. You are my client and my future repeat.

Outcall Only (240) 437-3509.

Had a dream about a visit with Bebe (decent looking around 40, with good sized breasts) from VIP. Nice TS, and enjoyed some parts of the massage. BJ&FS everything covered in my dream. . 60 to house, plus $. 20. Enjoyed my time.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3068884]The AMP scene is dead in DC. There are some AMP's in Greenbelt where you might get some satisfaction, albeit at a price. There are also some AMP's in Northern Virginia but the level of service is lower. Check out the boards for more info.[/QUOTE]And the girls are like 40+ yrs old. Blahhhhh. Gone are the 20-somethings. You have to go to NYC or Philly. DMV area is all oldies.

[QUOTE=SleepingBag;3117407]And the girls are like 40+ yrs old. Blahhhhh. Gone are the 20-somethings. You have to go to NYC or Philly. DMV area is all oldies.[/QUOTE]Nova is DOA for sure.

[QUOTE=Ceasar160;3116146]Had a dream about a visit with Bebe (decent looking around 40, with good sized breasts) from VIP. Nice TS, and enjoyed some parts of the massage. BJ&FS everything covered in my dream. . 60 to house, plus $. 20. Enjoyed my time.[/QUOTE]I have yet to make the Trek to VIP. If FS and BJ are available I will make the trip pretty soon.

Hey guys, I wanted to know your thoughts since it seems like you all are skilled in this. I'm.

Not looking for the "works" during a FBSM, just would probably like some light rubs of my chest area and touching of my.

Inner thighs and butt. Would any of the spots in Greenbelt suffice with those requests? How can I go about saying that I don't want the full HE?

[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/thp/5991569961.html[/URL]

Anything within walking distance of key bridge? AMP, escort, etc?

I'd prefer to avoid metro but might be pursuaded for the right girl.

[QUOTE=JimBoradio;3282271]Anything within walking distance of key bridge? AMP, escort, etc?

I'd prefer to avoid metro but might be pursuaded for the right girl.[/QUOTE][URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/6014840732.html[/URL]

Haven't seen these particular girls but I've visited in the past with different massage providers and had a decent FBSM time. If you decide to take the plunge, come back to the forum and let us know how the session went.

Tried and got "sick today" reply. Now there's no number on the ad.

I'll keep trying though.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;3282516][URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/6014840732.html[/URL]

Haven't seen these particular girls but I've visited in the past with different massage providers and had a decent FBSM time. If you decide to take the plunge, come back to the forum and let us know how the session went.[/QUOTE]

Linked up with them. Was promised the young one, drew the granny.

She had to be 60.

Decent massage. Good technique for the release, but wow she's old.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;3282516][URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/6014840732.html[/URL]

Haven't seen these particular girls but I've visited in the past with different massage providers and had a decent FBSM time. If you decide to take the plunge, come back to the forum and let us know how the session went.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JimBoradio;3283756]Linked up with them. Was promised the young one, drew the granny.

She had to be 60.

Decent massage. Good technique for the release, but wow she's old.[/QUOTE]IIRC, the older one lives there and the younger ones come to visit from time to time. If the young one was promised to be available for the session, my best advice is to stick to your guns and tell the older one "thanks, but no thanks" which should hopefully get you the results you want.

[QUOTE=JimBoradio;3282271]Anything within walking distance of key bridge? AMP, escort, etc?

I'd prefer to avoid metro but might be pursuaded for the right girl.[/QUOTE]On the escort side of things, I think Lara Rose works out of that area pretty often. Here's her ad:

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/best-companion-around-202-8556133/26467354[/URL]

Her standard rates are a bit on the high side, IMHO, but when I saw her she was running a special (180 for 45 minutes). If you call her during non-peak times you can ask if she's running any specials. Her pics are accurate and she provides a pretty nice GFE session, albeit a little too scripted for my taste.