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I wrote a little UserScript to make Humaniplex's photo galleries a lot easier to browse. Watch the video above to see it in action. If you want to install it, add a userscript manager like [URL=https://violentmonkey.github.io/]Violentmonkey[/URL] to your browser, and then install this code.
[URL]https://gist.github.com/g-gundam/9d76fe5abfe2627f6404f8fab013e9c5[/URL][/QUOTE]You're a hero, thanks!
[QUOTE=AmrodDR;5149025]You're a hero, thanks![/QUOTE]Glad you liked it. I made a similar script for viewing post attachments on this forum too. To install it, first install [URL=https://violentmonkey.github.io/]Violentmonkey[/URL]. Then, visit the following link and click where it says "[B]Raw[/B]" near the top-right. It should prompt you to install the script.
[URL]https://gist.github.com/g-gundam/a2f4c798d088fa0234dd5b70623a4dff[/URL]
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/IlseHernandez95[/URL]
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Liinda99[/URL]
Had some extra time and funds so I decided to take a little detour after work. I saw ilse was posting and remembered that she had a fairly reasonable doubles rate so I messaged and was able to set up quickly. I made my way to their hotel and when I got to the room isle tentatively greets me and tells me Linda is in the bathroom showering.
The first thing I notice is that Ilse's pics are 100% real. Her body is phenomenal. She's more petite in person, she’s very slim. She's about 5'4 I'd guess about 110 lbs, not much more. Perfect tits perfect ass just my type. She has braces and a Spanish accent. Linda comes out of the bathroom and she's a cutie too. About 5 ft tall and curvy. They ask me to hop in the shower which I was expecting because she has it in the menu she sent on HX. So I hop in the shower and when I get out we get started.
Menu says DFK but both of them were avoiding the mouth instead kissing my neck and body. No biggie there I get the covid concerns and I'm not much into DFK. Linda gets on her knees and removes my towel and this is where the mood falters. They both immediately comment on my size and start talking in Spanish to each other. It was at that moment I knew neither of them were interested in taking any dick. I'm bigger than average but I'm not a foot long none the less it does impact quality of service with certain girls and it did with these two.
They each give me mediocre bjs with no depth for about 5 min, it was mostly Linda. We then move to try doggy with ilse after about 3-5 min she says it's too much so then I try with Linda. She's much more of a trooper and we get going while isle is kissing my neck and body and I'm sucking the tits and grabbing both their asses with each hand. Eventually Linda relaxes and opens up and we're able to actually get a rhythm going and I finish. Total date was probably 20 min long. Then I throw my clothes on and head out pretty quickly.
Definitely won't repeat. They clearly aren't for me, I could see how some could enjoy them if certain parts fit properly. But that was my first and last visit with either of them.
[QUOTE=Markssmrk;5149751][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/IlseHernandez95[/URL]
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Liinda99[/URL]
Had some extra time and funds so I decided to take a little detour after work. I saw ilse was posting and remembered that she had a fairly reasonable doubles rate so I messaged and was able to set up quickly. I made my way to their hotel and when I got to the room isle tentatively greets me and tells me Linda is in the bathroom showering.
The first thing I notice is that Ilse's pics are 100% real. Her body is phenomenal. She's more petite in person, shes very slim. She's about 5'4 I'd guess about 110 lbs, not much more. Perfect tits perfect ass just my type. She has braces and a Spanish accent. Linda comes out of the bathroom and she's a cutie too. About 5 ft tall and curvy. They ask me to hop in the shower which I was expecting because she has it in the menu she sent on HX. So I hop in the shower and when I get out we get started.
Menu says DFK but both of them were avoiding the mouth instead kissing my neck and body. No biggie there I get the covid concerns and I'm not much into DFK. Linda gets on her knees and removes my towel and this is where the mood falters. They both immediately comment on my size and start talking in Spanish to each other. It was at that moment I knew neither of them were interested in taking any dick. I'm bigger than average but I'm not a foot long none the less it does impact quality of service with certain girls and it did with these two.
They each give me mediocre bjs with no depth for about 5 min, it was mostly Linda. We then move to try doggy with ilse after about 3-5 min she says it's too much so then I try with Linda. She's much more of a trooper and we get going while isle is kissing my neck and body and I'm sucking the tits and grabbing both their asses with each hand. Eventually Linda relaxes and opens up and we're able to actually get a rhythm going and I finish. Total date was probably 20 min long. Then I throw my clothes on and head out pretty quickly.
Definitely won't repeat. They clearly aren't for me, I could see how some could enjoy them if certain parts fit properly. But that was my first and last visit with either of them.[/QUOTE]Totally second this, granted I didn't do a double, saw Linda on PD a few months back in OC. No dfk or any kissing whatsoever, she is also very timid almost unwilling to take any dick, defiantly not magnum size here but Jr is above average. She laid there dead fish half the time, had to force a change of position. Paid for an hour only stayed the 30, she begrudgely agreed to hhr pricing. She is an attractive one, however service and GFE attitude are non existent.
[QUOTE=Markssmrk;5149751][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/IlseHernandez95[/URL]
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Liinda99[/URL]
They clearly aren't for me, I could see how some could enjoy them if certain parts fit properly. But that was my first and last visit with either of them.[/QUOTE]Dang wish more girls posted their heights, would be easier for both parties to not waste time with a session being unenjoyable for both.
[QUOTE=LanceS;5149800]Totally second this, granted I didn't do a double, saw Linda on PD a few months back in OC. No dfk or any kissing whatsoever, she is also very timid almost unwilling to take any dick, defiantly not magnum size here but Jr is above average. She laid there dead fish half the time, had to force a change of position. Paid for an hour only stayed the 30, she begrudgely agreed to hhr pricing. She is an attractive one, however service and GFE attitude are non existent.[/QUOTE]Sadly, my experience with Liinda too and I'm in no way 'magnum'. About average, but size has never been a problem with other girls. She's really cute, but totally not into it.
Others here have had a different experience, so she may just be moody. I'm not interested in spending more to find out. I might try Ilse though, Latinas are my Kryptonite.
[QUOTE=BadInfluence;5149990]Sadly, my experience with Liinda too and I'm in no way 'magnum'. About average, but size has never been a problem with other girls. She's really cute, but totally not into it.
Others here have had a different experience, so she may just be moody. I'm not interested in spending more to find out. I might try Ilse though, Latinas are my Kryptonite.[/QUOTE]Linda started out as a really solid provider and always had a great GFE date with her. She changed pretty significantly several months back and I haven't repeated since. There are other girls in that "crew" that provide a much better experience in my opinion. I'm not familiar with Isle yet but she looks tempting.
[QUOTE=TheAssMan;5150186]Linda started out as a really solid provider and always had a great GFE date with her. She changed pretty significantly several months back and I haven't repeated since. There are other girls in that "crew" that provide a much better experience in my opinion. I'm not familiar with Isle yet but she looks tempting.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BadInfluence;5149990]Sadly, my experience with Liinda too and I'm in no way 'magnum'. About average, but size has never been a problem with other girls. She's really cute, but totally not into it.
Others here have had a different experience, so she may just be moody. I'm not interested in spending more to find out. I might try Ilse though, Latinas are my Kryptonite.[/QUOTE]Be warned Ilse had the worst attitude of the two. I don't know what they were saying when the started talking in Spanish but Ilse couldn't hide her feelings through her facial expressions. She made grimacing faces every time she looked at my dick. Based off of their body language clearly they decided that Linda was going to be the designated dick taker. Ilse basically did nothing the entire short date. Probably 2 min of BJ and 3 min of doggy the rest was Linda. Isle was hot but she did not want to work that night. Maybe she'd give a better effort of it was just her solo but who knows.
[QUOTE=Markssmrk;5150277]Be warned Ilse had the worst attitude of the two. I don't know what they were saying when the started talking in Spanish but Ilse couldn't hide her feelings through her facial expressions. She made grimacing faces every time she looked at my dick. Based off of their body language clearly they decided that Linda was going to be the designated dick taker. Ilse basically did nothing the entire short date. Probably 2 min of BJ and 3 min of doggy the rest was Linda. Isle was hot but she did not want to work that night. Maybe she'd give a better effort of it was just her solo but who knows.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up. I'll stick to the ones I know and enjoy.
[QUOTE=KoolKeith323;5148162]I recall reading, and it's known these level 5 dudes have access and control ladies accounts wanting to be wannabe managers / bookers. While browsing, I noticed a new lady ms69 Kind being released on 1/5/21, posted classified on 1/5 at 9:30 pm. Also had a level 5 network who rated her same day on 1/5 at 9:30 pm.
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ms69Kind[/URL]
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/bmone[/URL][/QUOTE]There is a lot of shady shit going on at HX. Always check networks, and be wary of who's asking for info after a girl rates you or vice versa. A lot of times those "pimps" also have fake accounts and fish for info. After a few years on HX, I've fortunately have a decent roster of trusted contacts, and ignore almost all PMs now.
Anyone tried TraciTran?
[QUOTE=OCpyro;5150675]There is a lot of shady shit going on at HX. Always check networks, and be wary of who's asking for info after a girl rates you or vice versa. A lot of times those "pimps" also have fake accounts and fish for info. After a few years on HX, I've fortunately have a decent roster of trusted contacts, and ignore almost all PMs now.[/QUOTE]Ever since the original BP was taken out few years ago. The lower tier girls that used that site migrated over to hx and have been able to survive for a few months till they get there hx account deleted.
For robbing or major bait and switching. The girl or her pimp rob and steal as much before they get caught and thrown off hx.
Many come and still try but you got to do you're homework!
[QUOTE=OCpyro;5150675]There is a lot of shady shit going on at HX. Always check networks, and be wary of who's asking for info after a girl rates you or vice versa. A lot of times those "pimps" also have fake accounts and fish for info. After a few years on HX, I've fortunately have a decent roster of trusted contacts, and ignore almost all PMs now.[/QUOTE]Now that you mentioned it, I thought of the same thing. After a date, I always get bombed with mails.
Most are fellow hobbyists asking about the date, but quite a few are clearly copy / pasted questionnaires from bookies.
To what end I wonder. Bookies checking on their girls? Then it might actually improve service if I reply?
[QUOTE=LazyLion;5151344]Now that you mentioned it, I thought of the same thing. After a date, I always get bombed with mails.
Most are fellow hobbyists asking about the date, but quite a few are clearly copy / pasted questionnaires from bookies.
To what end I wonder. Bookies checking on their girls? Then it might actually improve service if I reply?[/QUOTE]The pimps messaging you want to know if you are mass mailing members what a shitty service you got from his chick, thus you present a threat to their income flow. If you are doing it, prepare to get blacklisted, or worse, watch your once clean network get ratings bombed.
If you think they are using the data they acquired to improve service as you say, then wait for me to finish rolling on the floor laughing my dumb ass off.
[QUOTE=KoolKeith323;5148162]I recall reading, and it's known these level 5 dudes have access and control ladies accounts wanting to be wannabe managers / bookers. While browsing, I noticed a new lady ms69 Kind being released on 1/5/21, posted classified on 1/5 at 9:30 pm. Also had a level 5 network who rated her same day on 1/5 at 9:30 pm.
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ms69Kind[/URL]
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/bmone[/URL][/QUOTE]The pics in her profile are of a girl I saw in Anaheim. Her handle was bigblueeyes. She was around for a couple months then disappeared. Small bbw, pretty face and a phat bubble ass. BBBJ was great. Cfs but next visit I hit raw.