Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Captn Stubbing; 1342128]Anyone been by TCCC this week? Any new fresh talent? I was there two weeks ago and they had some chick with spider tattoo who was too pro for liking.

Why do you guys go to places with 40 and 50 yo hags? And you pay for it. Gross. If I wanted to be touched by a 40 yo I would just stay home. Some of these old deformed hags should be paying us!

The AMP next Marshall HS has some 20 something providers. I banged one of them last year afterhouse who spends her time there and at the one Annandale.

210 non including dive falls church motel.[/QUOTE]To each his own. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm not looking for arm candy; I never see them in public. I'm looking for the best possible time doing the deed and I've found that older, more experienced ladies do it better. The last 20-something I saw was more interested in what was on the tv than she was in me, which was a total turn-off. Mr Johnson certainly doesn't care what they look like; only how they feel. Also, I've found that the older ladies are more open to different things, like DATY and are more reasonably priced. It's your money; see whomever you like and I'll see the ones I like. In any case, treat them well and they will treat you well.

Shit, you sound like my wife. F-in hysterical. Keep it up, love the posts. Maybe when I'm 100 I can be that aware.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1343226]I gave Bonita a glowing review after seeing her last Spring.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9224-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1176718&viewfull=1#post1176718[/url]

I hadn't seen her again, then found her ad for massage, which looked to be a bargain at $50/30.

[url]http://nova.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/l-_-o-_-v-_-e-_-l-_-y-_-h-_-a-_-n-_-d-_-s-_-f-_-o-_-r-_-m-_-a-_-s-_-s-_-a-_-g-_-e/5758414[/url]

It took a few weeks to finally get in to see her, and now that I did, I have mixed feelings about the experience. She's a very sweet girl, and doesn't rush or pull any BS, so she retains high marks for that. The massage was OK, but she doesn't massage the neck, head or feet, because it's a "body massage." She uses lotion, which dries quickly and has to be reapplied every 45 seconds, and seems impervious to suggestions that some people prefer oil.

She has to be on your right side and use her left hand for the release, and has some other very particular ways about having to do things because of her OCD issues.

She also didn't want me to shower, because that's only included in the FS session, not the massage session. So, if you're married and don't want to go home smelling like lotion, I suppose you'd have to try to persuade her that you really need to shower.

When I was getting dressed, a commercial came on for "Hoarders," and she commented about how some of those people had some crazy stuff going on in their houses. This is while I'm in a room that has dozens of towels, coffee cups, half-empty hotel conditioner bottles, used toilet-paper rolls, pens, notepads, coffee cup trays, paper plates, styrofoam trays, bars of hotel soap, newspapers, and other items all stacked or arranged in precise patterns, including 15 soap boxes standing on their sides, each containing three bars of soap that have been used down to about 1/5 of their original size.

I left feeling pretty good and relaxed, and 50 isn't bad for a decent body rub and HJ, but I'm not sure if I'd do it again. Maybe. Would I recommend it? Maybe.

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Returned to Peach to see KiKi after phoning ahead. Turns out that alias is lost on MMS. She suggested it may have been Micky or Vicky. Regardless none of those three were present. Drew Lucky ("Loo-ki"?) and decided on the half hour. She was 40 w / a gymnast's build and provided good TS without any games. Once on the heated table got switched to Kimberly for the massage. She appeared younger, taller, and very personable. Highly recommend. PM for details.

'tis the season to visit places and see people.

Went to see Sarah at CTM. Closed today!

Went to see Angie at Orient. Closed for remodelling?

Two strikes.

Too bad for me.

PA

Saw "Kim-she" at * in the vicinity of the mixing bowl (very heavy traffic this afternoon!)

Very pleasant personality. Very good hands. I only stayed 30 minutes (my bad. Will allocate more time in future. 30 minute visits really pale in comparison to a full hour (or more) [true for every place I have ever visited].

More could be said, but will leave for PM.

I was "Christmas nice" to the lady. Sometimes even Seniors are foolish.

PA

Closed. No lights on. Sign dark. Boy, trafic sucked. Took me an hour to get from the mixing bowl to RT 1.

Be safe

Please please please. Looking for some lunchtime relief in OldTown, or anywhere close to the yellow metro, from Braddock Road to Huntington, or Blue line, from King St. To Springfield. PMs are WELCOME! Thank you. Ask me about MD and DC.

Went yesterday evening around 4:30 ish. Sorry to the Indian Monger that I ran into on my way out at around 5:15 pm.

Thye advertise 30 mins for $40. I think I was in there for more than 30 mins.

Providor was Suzi. Spent a long time on my stomach, flip came late. Massage was ok, no HE as previously reported.

[QUOTE=Oldtar;1344425]To each his own. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm not looking for arm candy; I never see them in public. I'm looking for the best possible time doing the deed and I've found that older, more experienced ladies do it better. The last 20-something I saw was more interested in what was on the tv than she was in me, which was a total turn-off. Mr Johnson certainly doesn't care what they look like; only how they feel. Also, I've found that the older ladies are more open to different things, like DATY and are more reasonably priced. It's your money; see whomever you like and I'll see the ones I like. In any case, treat them well and they will treat you well.[/QUOTE]Very well said. Couldn't agree more. Very often the older ladies are much more appreciative and more responsive, which, to me, is a big, big plus.

LexLuther

I called TCCC for the first time the other day. Mamasan quoted me $.5 for the hour. I wasn't sure of the cost structure so I decided to pass. Can anyone tell me if that quote is inclusive of the tip or would I be expected to pay more?

[QUOTE=Nice 499;1348675]I called TCCC for the first time the other day. Mamasan quoted me $.5 for the hour. I wasn't sure of the cost structure so I decided to pass. Can anyone tell me if that quote is inclusive of the tip or would I be expected to pay more?[/QUOTE]$.5 for the hour is already discounted; normally price is $.6. Tip is not included. Be nice to the ladies, especially during the holiday season!

So the Chinese on Rt 50 have been pounding Craigslist for $60 massage. I have been getting the best hard massages from Chinese for the last several months in Tysons and Herndon. I called ahead, then got to the TH and she said they were too busy but could send me to an apt in a big apt bldg just a couple hundred yards away. She gives me a door code and apt number and I head up. Little Asian woman, maybe Chinese, around 50 let's me in, another younger Asian woman is in the LR. I pay the $60 fee, first asked if they could take a cc, but cash only. She walks me back to a bedroom, and I see the mattress on the floor. Should have just walked out. I lay on my back, and starts this little soft pressing motion, does the same on the legs, and after maybe 10 minutes asks me if that was all, or enough, or something stupid. So, I flip, and tell her how to do a massage, but it's hopeless, she has never done a massage in her life. I guess it was just a FS place, and that isn't what I wanted, and not with her. After about 10 more minutes of uncomfortable rubbing, she brings me off and I leave. I only had $15 cash left, so I gave it to her. After two years of mongering, I now look for a real massage, and avoid the rub-and-tug and the hard sell, and the 50-plus women, it just got old. I'm sticking with my young licensed Chinese therapists, that really know how to work muscles and stimulate senses.

[QUOTE=Morozek;1348725]$.5 for the hour is already discounted; normally price is $.6. Tip is not included. Be nice to the ladies, especially during the holiday season![/QUOTE]$.5 is 150 or 50?

$0. 5 50?

How about this method. $50 = 50, $150 = 150.

If the amount is $50, obviously a full tip would be required. But if the amount is $150, the tip should normally be quite low, correct? Total should never be over $200 except for an all star. Then again, my mongering has been in other locales lately, so I'm less willing to pay the DC prices.

[QUOTE=Mongeroose;1345056]Returned to Peach to see KiKi after phoning ahead. Turns out that alias is lost on MMS. She suggested it may have been Micky or Vicky. Regardless none of those three were present. Drew Lucky ("Loo-ki"?) and decided on the half hour. She was 40 w / a gymnast's build and provided good TS without any games. Once on the heated table got switched to Kimberly for the massage. She appeared younger, taller, and very personable. Highly recommend. PM for details.[/QUOTE]So I take it that Peach has reopened?

[QUOTE=Volvos40;1348942]So the Chinese on Rt 50 have been pounding Craigslist for $60 massage. I have been getting the best hard massages from Chinese for the last several months in Tysons and Herndon. I called ahead, then got to the TH and she said they were too busy but could send me to an apt in a big apt bldg just a couple hundred yards away. She gives me a door code and apt number and I head up. Little Asian woman, maybe Chinese, around 50 let's me in, another younger Asian woman is in the LR. I pay the $60 fee, first asked if they could take a cc, but cash only. She walks me back to a bedroom, and I see the mattress on the floor. Should have just walked out. I lay on my back, and starts this little soft pressing motion, does the same on the legs, and after maybe 10 minutes asks me if that was all, or enough, or something stupid. So, I flip, and tell her how to do a massage, but it's hopeless, she has never done a massage in her life. I guess it was just a FS place, and that isn't what I wanted, and not with her. After about 10 more minutes of uncomfortable rubbing, she brings me off and I leave. I only had $15 cash left, so I gave it to her. After two years of mongering, I now look for a real massage, and avoid the rub-and-tug and the hard sell, and the 50-plus women, it just got old. I'm sticking with my young licensed Chinese therapists, that really know how to work muscles and stimulate senses.[/QUOTE]Congratulations. You visited the fccc. In the high-rise. Were you aware?

G-man