Fake Nuru (Oily Body Slide) in Orange
Went to the "Nuru" place in Orange off Chapman near the 57.
Cute young girl, not the girl in the pictures though (Not that I was expecting her to be). She was warm and friendly and did a very nice warm oil body slide with HE. I was able to touch and roam, but no FIV. I will repeat though.
As for "Real Nuru", I don't see her advertise anymore, but at least I got to experience it. There's no comparison really. The nuru gel is so much better than the oil. Plus, you need a full size mattress / bed or larger, not these silly massage table sizes. If you want to see what real Nuru looks like, search it on Youtube. I don't see anyone in OC that does the real thing anymore, or maybe I just haven't found the right one yet. I don't thing the MP's offer the real deal.
Trying to find a gal; Stanton area closures.
Trying to find a gal who goes by Sophia (Sofia? Petite Asian gal.
Used to work at the place in Home Depot center at Chapman and Beach Blvd, but that place is closed. They opened a new shop across the street (north), but they say they're legit only. Haven't pressed the issue.
Also used to work in a place at Western and Katella by Rack & Cue--also closed. LOL Maybe she's poison. Also used to work at the place next to Game Stop at S. Magnolia and W. Broadway. That place is still open.
Any help much appreciated.
Rose 999 fail and Villa Orange rebound
I was in GG a few weeks ago and decided to try rose 999, after reading all the reviews I was looking forward to dumping some cash there. I googled the name and found directions to a strip mall off euc and 22. I park walk up to the door but it's locked, I get buzzed in by a super cute girl with another sitting on the couch next to the door. She asked what I wanted, I laughed and told her a massage. She looked me straight in the eye and said we don't do massages only hair and nails. I can smell the nail chemicals but didn't really think about it. I said "really? The girl on the sofa never even looked up. I was thinking WTF? Do I look like Le? So I walked out very disappointed when I looked back the girl was in the doirvway looking at me. Oh well.
So I went to Villa orange next to 31 flavors. A girl at the desk had a Bebe shirt on, I asked if Bebe was here she said yes, I'm bebe. She looked good, in her early 40's. I have her 40 for 30 and went to my room, undressed and laid on the table. When she walked in I stood up and gave her a hug and grabbed her ass. She had a nice size rack and asked me what I wanted I said everything. Apparently she doesn't do everything No FS Only BJ, I wanted FS but she continued that she never does FS, she asked how I knew about this place, the internet?
So I settled on he with lots of hand exploring for a 60 tip. She also did not allow any mouth contact with her boobs. Rules, rules, rules. I won't be going back there but I do want to know what the dealio is with R999? Are there 2?
"we don't do massage here"
[QUOTE=TakeTodayOff;3685020]I was in GG a few weeks ago and decided to try rose 999, after reading all the reviews I was looking forward to dumping some cash there. I googled the name and found directions to a strip mall off euc and 22. I park walk up to the door but it's locked, I get buzzed in by a super cute girl with another sitting on the couch next to the door. She asked what I wanted, I laughed and told her a massage. She looked me straight in the eye and said we don't do massages only hair and nails. I can smell the nail chemicals but didn't really think about it. I said "really? The girl on the sofa never even looked up. I was thinking WTF? Do I look like Le? So I walked out very disappointed when I looked back the girl was in the doirvway looking at me. Oh well.
So I went to Villa orange next to 31 flavors. A girl at the desk had a Bebe shirt on, I asked if Bebe was here she said yes, I'm bebe. She looked good, in her early 40's. I have her 40 for 30 and went to my room, undressed and laid on the table. When she walked in I stood up and gave her a hug and grabbed her ass. She had a nice size rack and asked me what I wanted I said everything. Apparently she doesn't do everything No FS Only BJ, I wanted FS but she continued that she never does FS, she asked how I knew about this place, the internet?
So I settled on he with lots of hand exploring for a 60 tip. She also did not allow any mouth contact with her boobs. Rules, rules, rules. I won't be going back there but I do want to know what the dealio is with R999? Are there 2?[/QUOTE]This situation happens in many places such as in Texas. Rose 999 does not have a massage permit. So if you go in and ask, that means you are going to give them a citation for massage without license. They are right, they don't do massage, they fuck. In Texas, many joints have aromatherapy license but no massage. They won't explain that to you either because they are paranoid.
Also, they let the potential customer walk if he "looks cheap" in their opinion. Rose 999 likes to deal with guy who tip north of $1. 4. If you are one of those guys who tip only $, they don't give a shit.
Spa Lotus Thai Massage in Fullerton
Anybody been here? I'm probably going to check it out next week.
Santa Ana and Costa Mesa.
Two reports. I go into detail so you'll notice a transition between reporting and ranting.
4 months ago I got my first local massage at Main Street Santa Ana in afternoon impossible to miss if you go down main street from Irvine, next to a gas station. Mamasan was older 40's asian lady with a passable (6/10) body and need of braces. Paid. 5 for hour. She was my provider and the only person their. Started with table shower that can't be distinguished from a table shower at a legit place. Once on the massage table she asked me what I wanted and I got a nuru slide (regular oil normal massage table) for $. I'm not sure what a really good nuru entails but I'm sure it wasn't what I had. She didn't get naked (unless I agreed to give her more) and didn't sit on face when asked (petty detail I know). Appreciated the paizuri though. Also note to self tits aren't as much fun to suck if they are covered in oil. Ended with H. E. She didn't finish me. I will rant about H. E. Later. Total $.5.
Very recently went to 440 Newport Plaza in early morning. It is very literally a plaza of parlors. Honey Spa (on the second floor) and the place directly below it on the first floor were open. I went to the bottom one I think it was Swan Spa. Paid .6 for hour. Clerk lady was young and attractive. My provider was an older Asian with a cute face for an older woman. Expected to start with a massage but she quickly asked me what I wanted. I wanted everything but apparently I'm too big for FS (would've appreciated it if she at least tried). Paid $ for naked CBJ. Couldn't touch her goodies but was allowed to suck on nice tits. Removal of clothes revealed a lack of ass and a tire stack stomach. Note to providers if they are reading this, do some sit ups. The pleasure from the CBJ was kinda overridden by teeth and a lack of depth. I asked for FS again but was denied because size. Next was HE. Is it just me or do providers have no rhythm. In santa ana + Montreal they just mashed it which might work for the uncircumcised but only causes slight pain for me. I find that you need to specifically demonstrate what type of HE would get you off. Newport woman squeezed the hell out of the based of pole. Why? She eventually got the technique right and I finished minutes after. I left and just realized that I paid for an hour and was only in their for a half hour before being showed out. No massage WTF it's not like she had customers waiting this early at morning. Basically I paid $.6 for a half hour mediocre HE. I could've done better at home. I should've gone to honey spa. Screw it time for me to find a GF maybe I'll go nofap, but I'm pretty sure I'm just saying because of a post orgasm mindset and my balls being sore. But this isn't the sore balls that come from a really good release, more like the sore balls that come from the providers long ass finger nails scratching and pinching them.
Later today I'll make another two post about an orange county weekly gangbang party and spot in diamond bar with light extras. Both of those were very pleasant experiences. Anyone else been denied service because of size. Anyone have special things they do when they go get massage. I like watching hentai from phone during massage.
I'm not going to back to either of those places anytime soon.