All I want for Christmas is Amanda's two front teeth
I've spent the past three days desperately searching for Emily. The porn star I met on 34th street and 52nd Avenue North last week. I have had no luck. If anyone has any information on this sweet little ornament, please let me know. My cock hole misses launching missiles insider her silo.
I did see a new gal walking south on 34th street and 22nd avenue north in front of sweet bay. I spoke with her for a few minutes before sending her on her way. Her name is Heaven and either she has a baby bump or a very impressive beer gut. She is in her twenties and has lots of tattoos. Not my type, so I passed.
I did find Turtle Neck Tara on 34th Street strolling in front of the Comfort Inn towards the Cactus, but her D.be. Boyfriend was tailing her way to close. I decided to pass. As I mentioned before, she has some slight hygiene issues, but can suck the jelly out of your belly.
I decided instead to see Danyelle aka Kristy who has now promoted herself to BP. I am sorry fellas, but damn do I love that jiggle in her ass.
Did someone say Amanda?