Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SoloTraveler; 1137496]Has anyone tried out Eternal Youth Health Spa?

They advertise on backpage and have included pictures of some pretty cute girls. I noticed that they have a good deal of $35 / hour running on travelzoo: travelzoo-dot-com / local-deals / deal / 679[/QUOTE]Their ads stress that draping is required. I went in a while back and saw one of the therapists and she insisted on full sheet draping! Apparently a towel wasn't enough to shield her delicate eyes. The massage wasn't even that good. Would be interested to know if anyone else had a more relaxed experience.

I've seen Laura as well. Happy time of course and very well relaxed. I see her in between rounds of my ATFs.

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Like the title says, I haven't tried it yet. I might TOFTF if I do I will be sure to post a review.

She lives in the BVL area of Kissimmee and did outcall in the area several years ago as well. She still might.

[QUOTE=Otownstamina;1138951]I've seen Laura as well. Happy time of course and very well relaxed. I see her in between rounds of my ATFs.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the feedback. It is a bit out of my ways, so I won't take a gamble. Thanks again.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;1138878]Their ads stress that draping is required. I went in a while back and saw one of the therapists and she insisted on full sheet draping! Apparently a towel wasn't enough to shield her delicate eyes. The massage wasn't even that good. Would be interested to know if anyone else had a more relaxed experience.[/QUOTE]

I love latin women too.

I have never had much luck at the place, but sometimes they have a lunch hour special of only $49. The place is clean the receptionists always hot and the therapists are usually latina and usually attractive too. They do have a shower as well. For the price / service, it is worth it for a legit massage.

[QUOTE=Bez191; 1138511]Has this place changed or still the same? I called yesterday and it seems that everyone except one or two are new. Just wondering if any of the new chicks offers great service. I love Latin woman.

Cheers[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TruthSeaker; 1136136]If anyone is looking for a totally legit massage with NO extras, I met the perfect person. Just So its clear she is 100% legal and no matter what you try or offer, you will not get anything else but thrown out of her office.

She is a small skinny Jewish girl who gives the absolute best massage. Her rates are high but she has degrees and I believe a doctorate. She is in the Longwood general area. If you are interested in a 100% legit massage with nothing else PM me and I will give you her name. I felt like a mass of butter when she was done. 10 out of 10. Exactly what I was looking for. [/QUOTE]For the benefit of the board, I assumed (and I'm sure others did as well) that there was something "more" to the experience and you were just being coy, but your PM cleared that up. I guess I just don't understand why you would post about a "100% legal" therapist on this type of board (it is a "sex guide" after all) and second, why the need to PM for legit info?

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;1139452]For the benefit of the board, I assumed (and I'm sure others did as well) that there was something "more" to the experience and you were just being coy, but your PM cleared that up. I guess I just don't understand why you would post about a "100% legal" therapist on this type of board (it is a "sex guide" after all) and second, why the need to PM for legit info?[/QUOTE]Ok I will try to be nice. I have PMd with SEVERAL members back and forth about finding a provider who gives 100% legit massages. We Pmd each other and discussed the topic. For the benefit of the board I posted about a 100% legit massage therapist and went out of my way to post that she is 100% legit and don't bother PMing me if you are looking for more. I stressed the fact that she is 100% legit and has a degree in the field. I did not post her name so that she did not get people making appointments trying to get something more. I said PM me if you just want a great massage.

I received over 10 PMs thanking me and asking me for the contact info, and saying thats all they want. In each PM I told them again that its 100% legit but she has degrees and is great.

Now I get a PM from Whiskeysours, unless he is frackin retarded, he is just a moron. He asks about extras and the such. I Pm him back and tell him that I specifically stated NO EXTRAS. Now this moron wants to flame me on the board.

OK Whiskeysours, let me explain it again SLOWLY. There are members on this board that just want a really good massage with NO extras. We have Pmd about it and its actually been posted by several members in there posts if you care to bother reading them. You are either LEO, a fool or a moron to read my post, then PM me about it and be so moronic as to flame me on the board.

I thought and I know I gave some valuable sought after information to members that were looking for what I described. The PMs I received are proof positive. You Sir are and immature idiot and a fool.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;1139452]For the benefit of the board, I assumed (and I'm sure others did as well) that there was something "more" to the experience and you were just being coy, but your PM cleared that up. I guess I just don't understand why you would post about a "100% legal" therapist on this type of board (it is a "sex guide" after all) and second, why the need to PM for legit info?[/QUOTE]I never understood it. Just search Google or yelp if you want legit reviews.

Well I had the pleasure of dreaming with both nikki and amber, haven't tried Joan because she works weekdays also is really far from where I live.

The be short and to the point: nikki better massage compared to amber, but amber was better on the flip compared to nikki. Their menu is small.

The biggest tip I ever gave anyone at an AMP was $100, and it was for Kim and I've done it several times for her. She knew what my tip was going to be once I became a regular of hers and she took care of me. Still the 2nd best experience. Nothing was better than the girls of La Cabana, still my ATF.

[QUOTE=Charlie; 1139698]Well I had the pleasure of dreaming with both nikki and amber, haven't tried Joan because she works weekdays also is really far from where I live.

The be short and to the point: nikki better massage compared to amber, but amber was better on the flip compared to nikki. Their menu is small. [/QUOTE]I don't waste my time with any provider that has a "small menu" with a price attached for everything from Appetizers, Napkins, Forks, Candles, etc. I prefer the "All You Can Eat" menu. I also never pre-pay upfront for my meal, I pay on the way out the door after I get my fill and I'm totally satisfied and smiling. That's why Joan is my ATF favorite 5 star Chef. Now I just got to convince her it really is a cooking show when set up the video camera!

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Anyone have any leads on an independent massage therapist that gives a good massage and some? I would appreciate the help. Please PM me if you have some info and picture. Thanks in advance!

This is in the same location on 436 where Lotus was for many years. Lotus signs came down on Sat and Royal Asian was open for business on Mon. It's been a long time since I went to Lotus but from what I remember, the place is pretty much the same except they have built a wall in the front room creating a small walk in lobby with a reception window (like most AMPs). I called and they said come in right away. Was greeted by a Korean woman (Lea) in her early-mid 40s. OK looking but nothing great. Their pricing and offerings are like most others, $80 for table shower and one hour massage, $60 half. The table shower is located in the bathroom and is a pre-fabricated shower with a small table to lay on. It is manageable but tight. A large person would probably not be comfortable on it. The massage was pretty good, probably a 7-8 on a scale of 10. Toward the end of the massage she became more sensual in her technique and on the flip she new I was ready for more. She voluntarily dropped her top and proceeded. I asked her to adjust her technique and she did so gladly and asked to make sure she was doing what I wanted. After clean up, she returned to the massage to finish the full hour. Overall a good experience. I just wish she had been a little younger and better looking. Tip $50

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02;1139644]I never understood it. Just search Google or yelp if you want legit reviews.[/QUOTE]If it is a Legit massage, why all the PMs. Just give everyone the I'd so we can all enjoy a good massage. If it is legit, no need to by coy about it. I am sure the therapist would enjoy the extra business.