Massage Parlor Reports

Also anyone seen / checked out new upscale looking "Massage Spa" in Lake Forest same shopping center as Hobby Land?

This is the new location for Total Health which was off Lambert. Should be open next week. I have seen it and have to say the build-out is very nice for the area - best I have seen locally, and you guys are going to love the shower and table shower rooms!

Although I am always happy with L*** personal treatments lets hope she has some new upscale talent to go with the new place.

By the way pretty good qucik style Thai restruarant on the corner of the complex for after the event.

M

After reading the post about the trim at Comfort Skin, it sounded different so I thought would give it a try. I Googled it and it popped right up. I called to see if Jenny was working to confirm the location and she was so I scheduled an appointment for the following day.

The following day (Friday) she called (she had my cell #) to see if I could come in 30 minutes later, I said sure. I punched in the address in the gps and off I went.

Kind of a strip mall on Main street in Irvine. I parked and walked in to a nail place and asked for Jenny. This very cute Asian said no Jenny (to bad she was a honey. Comfort Skin was next door and up the stairs.

Met Jenny, looked good, long hair, nice body, only girl there but said she has another girl who only does massage. She asked how long I wanted (which kind of confused me because I didn't know the time frame on the trim job) so I just said 30 minutes. Then I said I was there for the trim. She kind of talked me into the massage, maybe because she was short handed, but anyway that was fine with me. She said next time we do "trim"

This is not an enclosed room with a door, just an open space with one of those Asian folding things used to divide rooms. Anyway I laid down face first, she comes back, asked what kind of massage do I like, I said light, no oil and we were on. There was very little pretence of a massage, she was on the jewels in less than a minute, I spread my legs and she went straight for Jr, who was waiting and ready.10 mintes into the rub she tells me to flip and again straight to woodie. I pulled her top down to find exceptional small D's,with great nipples you could use as a coat hanger. She let me nurse on them until she stroked me to completion. Nice finish, not one of those who quit stroking before you are done throbbing, this one milked it and squeezed out the last drop.

She cleaned me up, I'm out the door in 30 minutes minus a total of.80 (bargain)

May or may not return. This was fun but nothing special. I like the hunt for new things until I find something that works well for me until I get bored and then back to the streets.

Bud

[QUOTE=Zoomer19;1077485]So I stopped by the one on Main in SA. It was 1 in the morning so this was the only place that could help me out. Had the offer for 2 girls for 1 hour for 80. But don't be fooled. Its just 1 girl per 30 minutes. So I got Cindy or something for hh and after 15 minutes of introductions, flipped over and she quoted 80 for HE, I offered 40 but there was no shot at bargaining. I gave up after a few minutes since the whole thing wasn't going anywhere and time was up. What got me thinking was I've always known this place to offer HE but the girl before the flip was a little secretive about it like papasan wanted everything to be legit so she placed a piece of gum on the peephole of the door to block anyone from looking in even though the door could be locked. Has that happened to anyone? And quick question, anyone know of any MPs open late or is this the only one?[/QUOTE]There are 2 on Main St. That are open til 2 am. One right off the 5 and the other is down south a ways. Both are shitty places, if I remember right.

Decided to get back into it for a short time. Went to L&L 2nd location just for kicks. I've been in it twice, and had decent massages but no HE. This time it was late, and called thinking my usual masseuse would be in. She wasn't in and had a "Thai" chick work on the back. I get in, face up, slight massage of the boys, and it was on. I thought this time was going to be the real deal. Asked for CBJ, instead, I get a rub and then a plastic bag over it. Didn't realized it until she was working on it. Yes. A plastic bag instead of a condom.

So R5 has yet again been a disappointment, except for the real good massage that I get legitimately.

Hi all. Anyone has been back at the 3rd floor place in Costa Mesa? Any new talents there?

What's the good are&T place these days? Haven't had the fund to visit the hobby for a while.

[QUOTE=Marvelous88; 1078530]Also anyone seen / checked out new upscale looking "Massage Spa" in Lake Forest same shopping center as Hobby Land? ]

This is the new location for Total Health which was off Lambert. Should be open next week. I have seen it and have to say the build-out is very nice for the area. Best I have seen locally, and you guys are going to love the shower and table shower rooms!

Although I am always happy with L* personal treatments lets hope she has some new upscale talent to go with the new place.

By the way pretty good qucik style Thai restruarant on the corner of the complex for after the event.

M[/QUOTE]I thought the old place didn't do extras? Wonder why they moved since I thought they were slow as dirt for the longest time.

CHC

Nice lovely Chinese girl that offers BBBJCIM and BBFS. One of my monger buddy told me that he got BBFS from one of the girl S. BBFS which I'm not into it but BBBJCIM sounds reasonable. Maybe, some of the mongers here might wanted to try it out.

PM me for additional information, Senior Members only.

Took a little noon time trip down to CS the other day. Called ahead to see if V*I was there. Yes. Got there 10 min later and V is "busy". Hmmmm. Who else do you have? Are*y. Sounds good.1st time with her. I've heard a lot about her. Nice looking. Pd.6 for hr, since h / h is.5

Terrific, hard massage for over half hour. Worked "underneath" before the flip. Something she is VERY good at. God, that felt good. She had my full attention on the flip and went to work on the ending. It felt so good, I didn't want it to end too soon. Are kept at it, patiently, had a little fun with it and finally got the job done. Cleaned me up like a queen and finished off the hour with additional work on legs and feet. Awesome. A+ for are!

Well, I didn't really tofft since I knew what I was getting myself into, but just thought I'd report about it anyways in case anyone else was planning to head there expecting something else. It's the one near ponderosa on the side. Yes I know the big P is completely legit, but this new one cropped up and I thought I'd try. First problem is it was 50 an hr. That was a sign right there, they do have showers though. The massage was completely legit, so if anyone's looking for one that's relatively cheap but decent (think sunshine) cept in a whackier neighborhood, then this place is for you.2nd sign was when I walked in all of the licenses were up front with pics and hmm. Lets just say for the most part, I'm glad there were no extras!

I think that most of us will agree that there's no need to write in code if no extras are offered and the place is legit. So if you can give the name and address it might save others from tofft.

Jon.

[QUOTE=Greenhornet57;1079235]Well, I didn't really tofft since I knew what I was getting myself into, but just thought I'd report about it anyways in case anyone else was planning to head there expecting something else. It's the one near ponderosa on the side. Yes I know the big P is completely legit, but this new one cropped up and I thought I'd try. First problem is it was 50 an hr. That was a sign right there, they do have showers though. The massage was completely legit, so if anyone's looking for one that's relatively cheap but decent (think sunshine) cept in a whackier neighborhood, then this place is for you.2nd sign was when I walked in all of the licenses were up front with pics and hmm. Lets just say for the most part, I'm glad there were no extras![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Long Chorizo; 1077684]As many of you know, Jenny at Comfort Skin offers a great trim job-yes guys, trim jobs, not her tongue inside your chocolate bunny hehehe. Any ways, I called Jenny to schedule an appointment without questions she said, "See you here. " I had made two appointments that I couldn't make before, but this time I was ready. If you are new customer, she will ask you how you got her number. I took a shower before heading down there. Jenny is not the best looking lady out there, but as "Sharon" at Rejuvenation, she is a pro with teasing and other things. I got to her place and she was looking good with a short dress. I asked her I needed a trim. I got naked. She gathered her stuff and started the trimming. Junior was getting very excited as usual. By the end of the trimming, she laughed, when my 8 incher was at its full potential. She said, "Hahahaha wha happen? You like it? You want, you want? " I said, "Manual release please" She does blow jobs, but honestly I had no money, poor college student. I got my release, she cleaned me, literally! Hahaha 80 dollars total damage. She is an ok lady, looks wise, good service. She locks the door for safety! I love that.

Ok lady, 40+, nice body for age, didn't ask if she does full service, but she does bjs. Trimming is expensive and she bet me over to get my crack trimmed! That got me going. Good place for a sure HJ if you play it cool. I will you guys up with info, PM me.

I have read so much about "princess b", where is that at? [/QUOTE]this might sound a bit odd but how good is the actual trim? I could actually use one and this would definitely kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Two different people just asked about this place by the hobby store, so I say to my self "Self, this sounds like a job for a regular member trying to become a senior member"

This place is Total Health and Herbal Center, it is still under construction, but finishing up. It's open 9-9 every day. I asked if the place was brand new and was told yes, so that eliminated the "you been here before questions". I saw Jenny, 40 for a half hour. Jenny is a really nice lady in her mid 50's I'd say. I'm normally not a talker, but I was trying to gather intel. She said the place used to be on Lambert. Right now 3 people are working there, but she says more will be working when they get busier. There are 8 rooms, a large room that may be for a table shower (no table yet, a regular shower room and rest rooms. The walls and doors are floor to ceiling, but no locks on the doors. I asked why so many rooms for only 3 people, she said that they also do facials but most people just want massage. The place looks really nice.

Was face down no towel, she put towel on, light touch stuff for about a minute, then "what do you want" I said medium / hard with no oil and I got a very good massage. No teasing, and towel was moved around to keep my fat ass covered. After the flip, she started to give a face massage, then asked me if it was OK to touch my face, I said sure. Got a good face massage, and more on the back of my neck. While giving the face massage she said "you're a very nice person" I said "thank you so are you", she said "I can tell because your ears are soft" Weird. More massage of my neck for a few minutes She then said "OK time is up, 1/2 hour too short for all of body", I said OK thank you, she did about 15 seconds of light touch all over front except for where towel was, and then went to get me a water.

Almost right away I decided that I wasn't really interested in more than massage from her so I decided if she'd make a move first, I'd probably go for a HE, but I wasn't going to make a move myself (and I didn't want to grope granny so I didn't try to touch either, my recon activities will only only take me so far) She showed me around the place and I saw the other lady working there, similar age.

Tipped her 20 for the massage. I took a card and it said she was the manager, was also a card with "Nancy" on it, it also said manager. I asked her if she was the manager, she said everyone's card says manager.

I just sorta feel awful to write. Address: do not go here haha that seems pretty low.

But yeah, point taken. I don't know the address, I just know it's on ponderosa but on the side, before you get to the taco place. Called beautiful massage.

[QUOTE=Jon Jones; 1079504]I think that most of us will agree that there's no need to write in code if no extras are offered and the place is legit. So if you can give the name and address it might save others from tofft.

Jon. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AMP Addict; 1070310]Stopped in at one of the full service Skypark AMPs yesterday about 11:00 a. M. I hadn't been to this particular one in a while but Mamasan said she remembered me and I had an ok time with an ok provider that was just ok. Not the point of the story however.

As I walked out the front door I saw a local LE Officer cruising past and he saw me. I got into my car. As I looked behind me to back up that LE vehicle was suddenly parked right behind me blocking me in. I waited a few minutes and the guy just sat there in the driver's seat. He wasn't moving, he wasn't on the radio. He was just staring at me. I pretended to be looking at my phone and a few minutes later I looked back and he was still there. I put the car in reverse so he could see my back-up lights and know I wanted to get out. He just kept staring and then backed up a little to provide me with enough room to get out. As I drove out of the parking lot he followed me. I made a few turns and he stayed on my tail. I drove a few blocks back toward the airport and stopped in at a mexican restaurant by the 405 and MacArthur. He followed me into the parking lot. I went inside and ate lunch.45 minutes later I get back to my car and the same LE officer takes up following me out of the restaurant parking lot. Now I'm freaked. I don't want to go home. I don't want to go to work. I drove down to Newport Harbor where a friend lives on his boat. The guy follows me all the way down the Balboa Peninsula. I parked in the lot and walked down to see my friend through the locked dock security gates. The officer gets out of his car and stands up on the sidewalk and watches both of us sit on the back of the boat talking. He stayed there for a half-hour before finally leaving. I waited another hour and left without incident. What is up with LE? Don't they have real crimes to solve? Anyone else with a similar experience (minus the mexican meal and boat) [/QUOTE]Took an extended break from the hobby. Was starting to feel the itch and saw this post. Man, I think it set me straight. I don't know, that doesn't sound legal at all. Even if it was, it seems against the 'guy code'. If I was a police officer, I think I would cut most guys some slack over this hobby. They are only out for a little tail. There is not much harm in that, right?

[QUOTE=Poker Man;494467]I found this place by accident the other day when LFBC had no availability and I had the same exact experience. The massage was decent. Each room has a door, but the leave the door open and slide a curtain over. I knew I was doomed the minute this happened. Oh well.[/QUOTE]Been there three times. All bad massages. All fugly chicks 40 or older. Don't waste your time or money.