Escort Reports

[QUOTE=IWonderWhy;5536707]Decided to toftt and give her a try. Do not waste you time or money. I took the plunge and what a nasty experience. And not the good nasty! Hotel was trash, room was trash, smelled like a crack den at the hotel room?! She is covered in bruises and cuts and I think is missing a few teeth. The only hole that was worth a damn was the one missing teeth. Pretty good CBJ but both of the other doors were like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. This is from a guy who is a bit bigger than the league average. I have never bagged on a provider before but just couldn't let this one slide. Stay away and take your cash somewhere else.[/QUOTE]Can you post a link? Preferrably from Sumosearch (they are actyive longer).

[QUOTE=MrHungWell;5536365]What you're looking for is a whole lifestyle that takes time and patience to get involved in. You won't find it just by visiting the right place, it's an earned lifestyle. I'm a Bull and have been fucking hot wives while hubby watches for almost 30 years now, but it took time to earn that privilege. You must have an extremely flexible schedule, be personable, attractive, and of course have a big cock And that's just the basic requirements.[/QUOTE]I'm willing to put in the time. And I'm pretty charming and that has helped me make up for my average looks. But I just don't know where "to start". I tried Fetlife but it's hard to navigate and it's dead mostly. I can't find active boards anywhere for specific kinks. It's a world I want to be a part of, but I can't seem to find the guide book to help me get rolling.

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5536804]Can you post a link? Preferrably from Sumosearch (they are actyive longer).[/QUOTE]I got her name wrong. It is Lanyna not Layana.

Also forgot to mention that the sheets were so soiled that I got a rash on my ass.

Here is her link:

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/annarbor/66899799[/URL]

[QUOTE=XMailMan;5536763]How does someone earn that lifestyle? How do you meet people of the similar interest? I occasionally scroll through fetlife but never had luck. Is there a specific place or site with activity?[/QUOTE]Start by attending a public munch. A social kink get-together. Nothing kinky is likely to happen here, this is generally non-bedroom social time for the local community - "Hey, how's the kids?" kind of stuff. Someone may have a presentation, but it will likely be more or less safe for public (e. G. A rope bondage demo, with the ropes over clothes). Introduce yourself and feel free to chat a bit, but otherwise just lurk and learn. There may be a play party afterwards at someone's house. If you are not explicitly invited by someone, then you aren't invited.

Repeat a couple of times and you may be accepted into the community.

Consent is rules 1, 2, and 3 in the kink community. If you are not part of that community then you don't know the rules of consent in this context and with this group. No, really, no matter how smart of woke you are, you only learn these rules well enough to play by hanging around your specific group.

If you go into your first munch just looking to get laid, they'll pick up on that in about 30 seconds. You won't be the first one to try, and you certainly won't be the last. There are built-in social filters to keep people like that at arm's length. Your first munch is a two-way interview for getting intimate with others, and don't expect any results until everyone is comfortable with you, and no one is going to be comfortable with you until you learn their rules of consent.

If you want easy sex, just pay for it. If you are looking to change your lifestyle and join a sex-based community, it takes effort.

[QUOTE=Argongas1;5535861]I'm looking to move past standard things like massage and escort. I want to know where to look for couples. Sex clubs. Fetish clubs. Girl / Boy combo. Providers who have male companions.

Fetlife is so hard to navigate. Is there anywhere anyone can point me?[/QUOTE][URL]https://clubtabu.info/[/URL]

It's 90+% male (or male'ish), but it's a public venue that may get your foot in the door by establishing contacts and relationships with others already plugged into the community.

[QUOTE=IWonderWhy;5536707]Decided to toftt and give her a try. Do not waste you time or money. I took the plunge and what a nasty experience. And not the good nasty! Hotel was trash, room was trash, smelled like a crack den at the hotel room?! She is covered in bruises and cuts and I think is missing a few teeth. The only hole that was worth a damn was the one missing teeth. Pretty good CBJ but both of the other doors were like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. This is from a guy who is a bit bigger than the league average. I have never bagged on a provider before but just couldn't let this one slide. Stay away and take your cash somewhere else.[/QUOTE]Wow. Thanks for warning. I've otherwise seen nothing but raves about her on this forum, except that she doesn't offer GFE. All I can guess is people have different standards.

[QUOTE=EastsideYoung;5534500]Has anybody seen this one? I know the girl, she is or was a Chalmers SW. I guess I can't say her name because she goes by her real name? I had her number for the longest but it doesn't work anymore and I haven't been able to reach her on this number.[/QUOTE][URL]https://callescort.org/248-429-7511[/URL]

[QUOTE=Gwendy32;5537034]Start by attending a public munch. A social kink get-together. Nothing kinky is likely to happen here, this is generally non-bedroom social time for the local community - "Hey, how's the kids?" kind of stuff. Someone may have a presentation, but it will likely be more or less safe for public (e. G. A rope bondage demo, with the ropes over clothes). Introduce yourself and feel free to chat a bit, but otherwise just lurk and learn. There may be a play party afterwards at someone's house. If you are not explicitly invited by someone, then you aren't invited.

Repeat a couple of times and you may be accepted into the community.

Consent is rules 1, 2, and 3 in the kink community. If you are not part of that community then you don't know the rules of consent in this context and with this group. No, really, no matter how smart of woke you are, you only learn these rules well enough to play by hanging around your specific group.

If you go into your first munch just looking to get laid, they'll pick up on that in about 30 seconds. You won't be the first one to try, and you certainly won't be the last. There are built-in social filters to keep people like that at arm's length. Your first munch is a two-way interview for getting intimate with others, and don't expect any results until everyone is comfortable with you, and no one is going to be comfortable with you until you learn their rules of consent.

If you want easy sex, just pay for it. If you are looking to change your lifestyle and join a sex-based community, it takes effort.[/QUOTE]I want easy sex. I just want to know where to find more than an escort. I want to find likeminded people. But who don't apparently have a second job or other life in the kink community. I just want to try some new things.

[QUOTE=LionGuy09;5533751]Visit two weeks ago. Not bad, not great. A little awkward with getting right down to business, maybe she was in a hurry? Overall looks are pretty solid. Tall but that's okay with me. Everything covered. Nice location, more Walled Lake than Novi. Looking to find something on the regular in the Novi area, so the search continues. Seems even if $$$ isn't the limiting factor, steady and reliable is hard to come by these days. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yungins18;5534981]Tried numerous times texting Candy in the last month. Nothing. Any secretes to contacting her?[/QUOTE]I don't get it. I texted her a few times throughout the day yesterday. Used 2 different numbers for her. One of my text was within 10 min of her posting.

[URL]https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/66875443[/URL]#.

Hey guys, any reviews on this one?

[QUOTE=BBInTheD;5537877]I don't get it. I texted her a few times throughout the day yesterday. Used 2 different numbers for her. One of my text was within 10 min of her posting.[/QUOTE]No offense to you, but on one hand I understand the annoyance of contacting a provider and not getting a response. But on the other hand I don't get that guys expect them to behave like Doordash and jump on every message. I mean, they do have lives too. They got to sleep, eat, bathe, do laundry. Some have real part time jobs. A lot have kids to deal with. Sometimes they are inundated and already have a date scheduled. Sometimes they just aren't in the mood or mainframe to take a visitor. Sometimes it's the way they are approached in the initial text. If they get a creep-vibe they ignore it. I recently talked with one who said she had over 300 unanswered texts. Why she saves them is beyond me.

[QUOTE=Argongas1;5537670]I want easy sex. I just want to know where to find more than an escort. I want to find likeminded people. But who don't apparently have a second job or other life in the kink community. I just want to try some new things.[/QUOTE]If an easy quick way is what you're looking for the kink community lifestyle is not going to happen. Maybe you should look for a provider that has friends to join in so you can experience those new things. Good luck.

[QUOTE=IWonderWhy;5536707]Decided to toftt and give her a try. Do not waste you time or money. I took the plunge and what a nasty experience. And not the good nasty! Hotel was trash, room was trash, smelled like a crack den at the hotel room?! She is covered in bruises and cuts and I think is missing a few teeth. The only hole that was worth a damn was the one missing teeth. Pretty good CBJ but both of the other doors were like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. This is from a guy who is a bit bigger than the league average. I have never bagged on a provider before but just couldn't let this one slide. Stay away and take your cash somewhere else.[/QUOTE]I went out to see her last week. I got to the hotel and there were guys out in the parking lot, in cars, walking around smoking and probably doing drugs. I drove around twice and texted her that I was going to take off because I didn't have a good feeling. As I was pulling out of the parking lot I see her running out in her pajamas into the parking lot. She kept texting and calling me begging me to come back. I told her I would be willing to do a car date as I was in the strip mall parking lot next door. Then I see her running over, but she didn't know what car I was in. She wandered around for about 10 minutes as I decided to take off as it was just not right. Thank you for taking one for the team, now I know, always follow your gut feeling!!

[QUOTE=IWonderWhy;5536707]Decided to toftt and give her a try. Do not waste you time or money. I took the plunge and what a nasty experience. And not the good nasty! Hotel was trash, room was trash, smelled like a crack den at the hotel room?! She is covered in bruises and cuts and I think is missing a few teeth. The only hole that was worth a damn was the one missing teeth. Pretty good CBJ but both of the other doors were like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. This is from a guy who is a bit bigger than the league average. I have never bagged on a provider before but just couldn't let this one slide. Stay away and take your cash somewhere else.[/QUOTE]She quoted me 400/ hr last weekend. Please tell me you didn't pay this or the half hour equivalent?

I saw Summer again yesterday (5th time) and it was one of the best times I've ever had in this hobby.

She has a couple friends she's working with her and I went for a duo but trio was available. I had Summer and Nadia and it was fucking awesome.

Not cheap but well worth it IMO and I will 100% repeat.

Summer has a nice Bush and is a HUGE plus to me. So hard to get a hairy pussy these days. She also has recent implants which look really good.

Nadia is arabic maybe. Young (21), dark hair, thin, trimmed Bush. Looks really good.

Private home but there are other people in the house. I've seen them before and they're cool and it doesn't bother me.

CBJ, CFS, FIV, FIA. Didn't ask about greek.

Only available Wed, Thurs and Fri which makes it more difficult.

The ad with all 3 of them was on STG but I can't find it now.

$$. 8 for hh.

Link to Summer's Sumosearch: [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/586-460-8849[/URL].

[QUOTE=SkinDogToo;5538179]I went out to see her last week. I got to the hotel and there were guys out in the parking lot, in cars, walking around smoking and probably doing drugs. I drove around twice and texted her that I was going to take off because I didn't have a good feeling. As I was pulling out of the parking lot I see her running out in her pajamas into the parking lot. She kept texting and calling me begging me to come back. I told her I would be willing to do a car date as I was in the strip mall parking lot next door. Then I see her running over, but she didn't know what car I was in. She wandered around for about 10 minutes as I decided to take off as it was just not right. Thank you for taking one for the team, now I know, always follow your gut feeling!![/QUOTE]Again, WOW! AS in OMG, dodged a bullet.

[QUOTE=Johnson45;5538197]She quoted me 400/ hr last weekend. Please tell me you didn't pay this or the half hour equivalent?[/QUOTE]I paid 120 for a ss. My bad. It was not good. See previous review. I won't repeat.

[QUOTE=Sid63;5538282]I paid 120 for a ss. My bad. It was not good. See previous review. I won't repeat.[/QUOTE]She quoted me 400/250/150. She eventually said 1 for ss. See what happened in previous post. As she was barraging me with calls / texts she went down to. 5. LOL.

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5537954]No offense to you, but on one hand I understand the annoyance of contacting a provider and not getting a response. But on the other hand I don't get that guys expect them to behave like Doordash and jump on every message. I mean, they do have lives too. They got to sleep, eat, bathe, do laundry. Some have real part time jobs. A lot have kids to deal with. Sometimes they are inundated and already have a date scheduled. Sometimes they just aren't in the mood or mainframe to take a visitor. Sometimes it's the way they are approached in the initial text. If they get a creep-vibe they ignore it. I recently talked with one who said she had over 300 unanswered texts. Why she saves them is beyond me.[/QUOTE]Good answer, but doesn't really apply here. I texted her 10 minutes after she posted on 2 sites, I highly doubt she made that post between the spin cycle and going in the dryer.

I saw her post again today with yet a different phone number. Get a immediate response asking if a car date works. Smh.

[QUOTE=Argongas1;5537670]I want easy sex. I just want to know where to find more than an escort. I want to find likeminded people. But who don't apparently have a second job or other life in the kink community. I just want to try some new things.[/QUOTE]I mean technically no, but they're basically like a high school clique with a bunch of dumb rules. Best to avoid them if you're looking for something easy (and fun).

[QUOTE=Argongas1;5537670]I want easy sex. I just want to know where to find more than an escort. I want to find likeminded people. But who don't apparently have a second job or other life in the kink community. I just want to try some new things.[/QUOTE]Sorry bud, this is the way of things. Single men wanting sex are as common as pennies and worth about as much to the tiny population of women that you are looking for. The field of "people who want more sex but aren't getting it" is like 99% single men. Some of those single men decide to have casual sex with each other, it's just easier to find another single man in the pool. The rest of men want to have sex with that last 1%, and that means that the 1% get to be choosy. The best place to find these 1% is in the kink community. Like anyone who is into a hobby, people tend to form groups, sex is no different.

The question to ask yourself is, what do I bring to the group. Or even a single random horny woman. Beyond "I want easy sex"? A good personality is a good start. A massive dick always helps. But personality and dick size aren't enough, you got to bring something else to the table. In a bar it may be a cute magic trick or something. In the kink community it's demonstrating consent.

Or, to put it another, less rambling way, women that want easy sex are already getting easy sex. You got to work for it if you want it, you just aren't that special, they don't need you.

So, if you want to find random people who want to have sex with you, here are your options:

1. This website.

2. Ask random women if they'd like to have sex with you. This is called "dating", and it's far from easy sex. And about as expensive as 1.

3. Join a kink group and put up with their bullshit entrance exams and rules and strict codes of conduct. It's not "easy sex", but this is by far and wide the largest concentration of the types of people who may want to have easy casual sex with you. And, this is the only self-described sex group that has a public-facing way for strangers to join.

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5. Find a group of women who are interested in sex with you, don't care who you are, don't want you to pay them, don't care what you do to them, and don't have a penis. You don't find these women, they find you, likely completely at random, and you get to have the wildest fling of your life before they move on to the next one leaving you with a bar story and the clap. They are the stuff of fairytales, and no amount of advice from any of us is going to help you.

[QUOTE=Yungins18;5534981]Tried numerous times texting Candy in the last month. Nothing. Any secretes to contacting her?[/QUOTE]Yea, I've spend the past 2 days trying to reach. Today was different. Her first response was looking for a car date. No Thanks. Then followed up with "How about 45 min for $250" No Thanks.

Sadly, this one appears to be not worth the effort.

[QUOTE=BBInTheD;5538360]Good answer, but doesn't really apply here. I texted her 10 minutes after she posted on 2 sites, I highly doubt she made that post between the spin cycle and going in the dryer.

I saw her post again today with yet a different phone number. Get a immediate response asking if a car date works. Smh.[/QUOTE]These people have problems most of us can't even dream about. The stuff they go through is insane. But they have caused most of these issues and now they want to get out of the trouble they caused themselves and it's a vicious cycle. Most are literally homeless staying at the hotels night to night.

[QUOTE=BBInTheD;5538360]Good answer, but doesn't really apply here. I texted her 10 minutes after she posted on 2 sites, I highly doubt she made that post between the spin cycle and going in the dryer.

I saw her post again today with yet a different phone number. Get a immediate response asking if a car date works. Smh.[/QUOTE]Just because they are doing the chore of renewing their postings on all the different sites doesn't necessarily mean "I'm free and in the mood right now. " They might have been doing that in-between feeding the kids and cleaning up another new mess. Just saying. It's unpredictable. I'd say just don't take it personally. Some like persistence. Some do nothing but watch TV, get stoned, and wait for the next client.

Some like a compliment first off rather than a come-on for sex. The girl I mentioned, for example. She'd posted a new pic I'd never seen before. I had sent her a message saying 'each new pic you post is hotter than the last. " That's all, literally nothing else. She got back to me immediately and we started chatting. Later she told me she'd been having a really shitty day, and when she saw my message it made her feel good. Despite the drugs and the lifestyle they're people with feelings and good and bad days too. And I venture their bad days are a lot worse than yours or mine.

[QUOTE=Sid63;5538776]These people have problems most of us can't even dream about. The stuff they go through is insane. But they have caused most of these issues and now they want to get out of the trouble they caused themselves and it's a vicious cycle. Most are literally homeless staying at the hotels night to night.[/QUOTE]You got that right. Some tell stories that blow my mind. Really scary shit sometimes.

[QUOTE=BBInTheD;5538657]Yea, I've spend the past 2 days trying to reach. Today was different. Her first response was looking for a car date. No Thanks. Then followed up with "How about 45 min for $250" No Thanks.

Sadly, this one appears to be not worth the effort.[/QUOTE]45 mins for 250? GPS or really desperate for cash.

[QUOTE=SkinDogToo;5538300]She quoted me 400/250/150. She eventually said 1 for ss. See what happened in previous post. As she was barraging me with calls / texts she went down to. 5. LOL.[/QUOTE]Typo, or $5. 00 for a ss? If the latter, that's both hilarious and sad.

[QUOTE=JoeyRamone;5538198]I saw Summer again yesterday (5th time) and it was one of the best times I've ever had in this hobby.

She has a couple friends she's working with her and I went for a duo but trio was available. I had Summer and Nadia and it was fucking awesome.

Not cheap but well worth it IMO and I will 100% repeat.

Summer has a nice Bush and is a HUGE plus to me. So hard to get a hairy pussy these days. She also has recent implants which look really good.

Nadia is arabic maybe. Young (21), dark hair, thin, trimmed Bush. Looks really good.

Private home but there are other people in the house. I've seen them before and they're cool and it doesn't bother me.

CBJ, CFS, FIV, FIA. Didn't ask about greek.

Only available Wed, Thurs and Fri which makes it more difficult.

The ad with all 3 of them was on STG but I can't find it now.

$$. 8 for hh.

Link to Summer's Sumosearch: [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/586-460-8849[/URL].[/QUOTE]LMK if you can find a link for the arabic girl, Nadia. I got a thing hot arabic chicks, among many other things I got a thing for, LOL.

[QUOTE=SkinDogToo;5538300]She quoted me 400/250/150. She eventually said 1 for ss. See what happened in previous post. As she was barraging me with calls / texts she went down to. 5. LOL.[/QUOTE]Layna has a fugitive task force after her ass fellas, so you better watch your ass and not get caught up in that. She is major into heroin, hence the bruising you guys always talk about. She's a no good used up, turned out trick, with criminals around her. Stay away if you can.

[QUOTE=BBInTheD;5538657]Yea, I've spend the past 2 days trying to reach. Today was different. Her first response was looking for a car date. No Thanks. Then followed up with "How about 45 min for $250" No Thanks.

Sadly, this one appears to be not worth the effort.[/QUOTE]Wow, I saw her back in June. Couldn't have been easier to hook up with her. Think it was a Saturday nooner.... maybe $160 for a HH...

[QUOTE=Lamarr;5538849]Wow, I saw her back in June. Couldn't have been easier to hook up with her. Think it was a Saturday nooner.... maybe $160 for a HH...[/QUOTE]I saw Layna in June / July also and had a great time. She was beautuful and I didn't notice any paticular bruising. You can start sniggering now if you want, because as I wrote earlier, I DID fork out 4 for an hour and except that I can't afford to do that often, I thought she was worth it. She seemed fully alert, not stoned and / or haggard. I guess the candy really takes it out of you. More on that in my forthcoming review of Amber.

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5538914]I saw Layna in June / July also and had a great time. She was beautuful and I didn't notice any paticular bruising. You can start sniggering now if you want, because as I wrote earlier, I DID fork out 4 for an hour and except that I can't afford to do that often, I thought she was worth it. She seemed fully alert, not stoned and / or haggard. I guess the candy really takes it out of you. More on that in my forthcoming review of Amber.[/QUOTE]Agreed, I was a Layna regular willing to pay the premium for the body and OK attitude. She is total trash now and I will not be seeing again. I think she can handle her shit and the manipulative, jealous, loser BF is the problem. I'd maybe see again for an outcall.

[QUOTE=WondersWonder;5538844]Layna has a fugitive task force after her ass fellas, so you better watch your ass and not get caught up in that. She is major into heroin, hence the bruising you guys always talk about. She's a no good used up, turned out trick, with criminals around her. Stay away if you can.[/QUOTE]If she's a fugitive then she's got mug shots. Facial recognition software should be able to fund her ads easily, so it doesn't seem like the task force is working too hard, LOL. But seriously, your warnings are well heeded and appreciated. Considering how until a few weeks ago all her reviews were raves, and now people describe bruises and missing teeth and a shithole hideout it shows just how fast things can go south for these girls. No one ever mentioned missing teeth until the other day. Sounds like she fell prey to a bad thug pimp who beats the shit out of her and knocked out some test recently. Very sad.

For anyone who might think it's safe enough to use your real phone number when texting, do a reverse number search here:

[URL]https://www.truepeoplesearch.com/[/URL]#.

I was shocked at the amount of info when I reached my own cell number. Just imagine if a girl like the sliding-fast Layna's thug pimp got hold of that?

Use a burner or a texting app. I use TextNow. If anyone has an even better alternative please share.

Has anyone here paid for the Erotic Money membership to be able to read reviews, and if so did you find them accurate and worthwhile? I know YMMV with any provider but sometimes it's worth a small investment to increase your odds of a good experience and not feel like you wasted money. There's a shit ton of ads there I haven't seen anyone talk about here. And I've seen a number of providers say they've gotten good reviews on them. Anyone can say that, but is it true, ya know?

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5539352]Has anyone here paid for the Erotic Money membership to be able to read reviews, and if so did you find them accurate and worthwhile? I know YMMV with any provider but sometimes it's worth a small investment to increase your odds of a good experience and not feel like you wasted money. There's a shit ton of ads there I haven't seen anyone talk about here. And I've seen a number of providers say they've gotten good reviews on them. Anyone can say that, but is it true, ya know?[/QUOTE]I was able to get to the reviews a few years ago prior to them making you pay. I got literally NO useful information from that. It's about as good as EB, which is free.

Re: phone. While I agree text app is best for privacy, it can be trouble for 2 reasons-1) it is a really bad service. If you think comms are bad with providers who fall asleep, can't find their phone charger, text app on their end, try it on both ends. Regarding that phone search-just do not use your phone number for ANY social media. Use an email acct. And beside, most these people can't get credit cards, so I doubt they'd go through the trouble to pay for what is likely bogus info on your phone #.

2). I dropped it because I found it difficult to explain why I had a text app on my phone. Well I never had to explain I just ran that conversation through my head and I didn't like it.

My. 02.

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5539291]For anyone who might think it's safe enough to use your real phone number when texting, do a reverse number search here:

[URL]https://www.truepeoplesearch.com/[/URL]#.

I was shocked at the amount of info when I reached my own cell number. Just imagine if a girl like the sliding-fast Layna's thug pimp got hold of that?

Use a burner or a texting app. I use TextNow. If anyone has an even better alternative please share.[/QUOTE]It lists me as being dead.

[QUOTE=Sid63;5539745]I was able to get to the reviews a few years ago prior to them making you pay. I got literally NO useful information from that. It's about as good as EB, which is free.

Re: phone. While I agree text app is best for privacy, it can be trouble for 2 reasons-1) it is a really bad service. If you think comms are bad with providers who fall asleep, can't find their phone charger, text app on their end, try it on both ends. Regarding that phone search-just do not use your phone number for ANY social media. Use an email acct. And beside, most these people can't get credit cards, so I doubt they'd go through the trouble to pay for what is likely bogus info on your phone #.

It was not bogus info on my number. My name, past 3 addresses, at least 3 relative and my wife’s name listed as associated, and 3 of her addresses, my landline and two old landlines. With all that a thug could use it to blackmail me. The one funny thing is it showed only one email address and that was the very first website based email address I created over 25 years ago and haven’t looked at in at 10 yrs. I’d forgotten about it.

2). I dropped it because I found it difficult to explain why I had a text app on my phone. Well I never had to explain I just ran that conversation through my head and I didn't like it.

My. 02.[/QUOTE]Tell her you have Text Now for businesses and websites etc that require you provide a cell phone # for verification codes etc, and you don't want all the marketing BS texts you'll get afterwards. You can turn off the Text Now notifications without worrying about missing anything important. All the real stuff is coming to your regular number.

[QUOTE=WednesdayFun;5539764]It lists me as being dead.[/QUOTE]Nice work, Punisher!

Money. I bring money. That used to be good enough. Is this relationship forming stuff new? I want unique experiences and I want to pay for it. I don't want a family of like minded.

[QUOTE=Gwendy32;5538565]Sorry bud, this is the way of things. Single men wanting sex are as common as pennies and worth about as much to the tiny population of women that you are looking for. The field of "people who want more sex but aren't getting it" is like 99% single men. Some of those single men decide to have casual sex with each other, it's just easier to find another single man in the pool. The rest of men want to have sex with that last 1%, and that means that the 1% get to be choosy. The best place to find these 1% is in the kink community. Like anyone who is into a hobby, people tend to form groups, sex is no different.

The question to ask yourself is, what do I bring to the group. Or even a single random horny woman. Beyond "I want easy sex"? A good personality is a good start. A massive dick always helps. But personality and dick size aren't enough, you got to bring something else to the table. In a bar it may be a cute magic trick or something. In the kink community it's demonstrating consent.

Or, to put it another, less rambling way, women that want easy sex are already getting easy sex. You got to work for it if you want it, you just aren't that special, they don't need you.

So, if you want to find random people who want to have sex with you, here are your options:

1. This website.

2. Ask random women if they'd like to have sex with you. This is called "dating", and it's far from easy sex. And about as expensive as 1.

3. Join a kink group and put up with their bullshit entrance exams and rules and strict codes of conduct. It's not "easy sex", but this is by far and wide the largest concentration of the types of people who may want to have easy casual sex with you. And, this is the only self-described sex group that has a public-facing way for strangers to join.

5. Find a group of women who are interested in sex with you, don't care who you are, don't want you to pay them, don't care what you do to them, and don't have a penis. You don't find these women, they find you, likely completely at random, and you get to have the wildest fling of your life before they move on to the next one leaving you with a bar story and the clap. They are the stuff of fairytales, and no amount of advice from any of us is going to help you.[/QUOTE]