Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Frank69;1675094]Not to mention I thought the review was very informative. Glad I saved some gas and monger money. According to your logic we should write glowing reviews after a less than stellar encounter. Don't forget he paid some good money for her time and doesn't need your added grief. I prefer the exchange of information. All your doing is adding negativity to this thread. I remember the incident your referring to and can look back and laugh about it, big whoop! At least he's giving us accurate reviews! Have a nice day.[/QUOTE]Post what you want, if you want to tell us all about the songs you sing in the VIP room of fantasy for all I care. I am sorry that there might be reprecusions, but there are. Maybe this is a good lesson for people to learn. Can anyone decipher this post? Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1674968]Friendly, clean, attentive, squeaky clean after head to toe t / s, hot sauna to dry, large rooms comfy table. Massuse, standard fare but polite upbeat, strong hands, receptive to your needs. Was greeted friendly and escorted out by three, the girl in the bottle, mamasan and one of the token grandmas that always seem to be there not saying much but smiling and trying to make sure everything was good and you will return. For me I always use sugar never vinegar to attract the flies or for this case I will be using the catnip and will be leaving the dog at home, why agitate before or after, but that's me Phlip[/QUOTE]Nice review Phlip.

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;1674999]LOL. Thanks pal. I'm glad to see that you've taken up another hobby. Magic. And that you've gotten the proper counseling, psychiatric help, and drugs yourself. You seem a lot calmer and tranquail. I myself take a daily dose of Vitamin K, Vitamin C, and Vitamin E, though I am still recovering from Vitamin K's last visit. You know how big things come in small packages. I would recommend some more prescripts but I heard the doctor has banned you from the good stuff because of your past behavior. I know my new prescripts will be coming back soon for my birthday celebration, more maneuvers, and some more surprises for y'all. Don't need a Tiger in my tank when I have one in my bed.[/QUOTE]I will always have my weakness for Korean Cuisine!

I am fortunate to have a fine American Hottie (UTR) to handle.

Them more sought after adventures! You can't even imagine, expensive but very much worth it!

Be careful with that tiger, they have been known to kill the weaker prey!

[QUOTE=KingIpinni; 1675385]I will always have my weakness for Korean Cuisine!

I am fortunate to have a fine American Hottie (UTR) to handle.

Them more sought after adventures! You can't even imagine, expensive but very much worth it!

Be careful with that tiger, they have been known to kill the weaker prey![/QUOTE]I know you speak from experince KiP on being the weaker prey. Didn't that one tigress get you good? Or so you claimed. But I can understand why you are sticking with the the American cuisine for now because it's safer, blander, and more, well, familiar. And I know she's making you pay good for your PTE. For me, along with my Special K, I have been able to expand my palate to other cuisines from Southeast Asia that includes Vietnam, Thailand, and the Philipines. It's good being the Lion because I've been enjoying the variety of spices that is fresher and more appreciative from these cultures. I can now add those experiences to my Korean, Japanese, and Chinese experiences. Variety is the spice of life and so are the level of hotness too. I know there is a special shipment of Vitamin V flying in soon. I know this Vitamin was some of you guys favorite or fan-ta-cy especially PP. I'm working on finding that elusive Vitamin T that we all knew and loved before KiP's tigress was the play. Oh BTW, Happy Tet. Happy Chinese New Year. It is now the year of the snake. How appropriate in this case.

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;1675695]I know you speak from experince KiP on being the weaker prey. Didn't that one tigress get you good? Or so you claimed. But I can understand why you are sticking with the the American cuisine for now because it's safer, blander, and more, well, familiar. And I know she's making you pay good for your PTE. For me, along with my Special K, I have been able to expand my palate to other cuisines from Southeast Asia that includes Vietnam, Thailand, and the Philipines. It's good being the Lion because I've been enjoying the variety of spices that is fresher and more appreciative from these cultures. I can now add those experiences to my Korean, Japanese, and Chinese experiences. Variety is the spice of life and so are the level of hotness too. I know there is a special shipment of Vitamin V flying in soon. I know this Vitamin was some of you guys favorite or fan-ta-cy especially PP. I'm working on finding that elusive Vitamin T that we all knew and loved before KiP's tigress was the play. Oh BTW, Happy Tet. Happy Chinese New Year. It is now the year of the snake. How appropriate in this case.[/QUOTE]Makes me week in the knees just thinking about it

Went to have a few drinks last night at the strip club seen all the lights were off at 76 spa and a big note on the door they were closed don't know why didn't look at note on door but they were closed for sure

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1676038]Makes me week in the knees just thinking about it[/QUOTE]So I'm assuming it's a yes to put you on the list? Would you want me to PM or call you when the shipment has arrived?

Friendly, clean, attentive, squeaky clean after head to toe t / s, hot sauna to dry, large rooms comfy blah blah blah. Now that the hot dog shoppe is one of the few remaining things still operating that we all knowi feel the need to contribute but loose lips do sink ships so I will continue to be cryptic although if big brother does come here to snoop it would be naive to think they are unable to read between the lines, dreaming or not dreaming. Wheather it was bad timing or on vacation there was a highly regarded player that I never met. Let me just say "uncommonly good"."It's crazy with chips"."Never have an ordinary day". 'Unwrap A Smile'. 'They're out of This World! '. 'Milk's Favorite". Or as the furry blue sesame street muppet may say in a deep gravely voice." C is foratoooookie"." we want %ookie!"."Me eatatookie!"."Om nom nom nom". IMHO you don't need to crack one of these looking for advice from confucious, there is still a little fortune left h / the shoppeville. Only downside whos watching?

Was told that a new girl was starting Monday. Anyone experience her yet?

I heard new girl was delayed because of the weather lot of flights got cancelled should be here by end of the week

I've also just got word that the shipment of Vitamin V has been cancelled. I guess there's a delay in the order and will have to be reshedule at a later date to be announced. Sorry guys.

According to WFMJDOTCOM the number of spas licensed to operate has gone from 10 to only 2. Tiger and Sunny are the only 2. Happy Mongering.

Cookie gives up BBFS and Greek. At least she used to at Sun. That's why Sammy got pissed at me. She figured out I was the one who outed Cookie and Nana for giving up the butthole. I somehow managed to finagle my way out of it, and put the blame on someone else, but man. Nothing I miss more than fucking that tiny, tight little balloon knot! Enjoy her while she lasts, boys. I've dumped many loads in both of those holes.

I just can't wait until some creative enterprise tries to move into town with a Karaoke juice bar, or a private club of some sort. Throw up one brick wall, and there is new detour formed to the destination.

Not sure I'd want to open any business there. Way too many homies lurking around/thug element. Funny how the city doesn't crack down on that. Probably too scared. The city of East Cleveland looks like Beverly Hills compared to Warren. Hahaha.