Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1146519]OK, here's a Friday night story to break up the monotony of the thread. I headed over to Queen's Massage on Holcomb Bridge Road today. I drew Ivy, a 30-ish Chinese with a nice body and a face of about a 6. I knew my chances of a HE were slim but didn't expect the drama I got.

I asked for a 30-minute massage. 20 minutes on my back and 10 on my front. Ivy seemed pleasant at first and said she used to work at one of the Chinese parlors on Buford Hwy. One would expect her skills to be pretty good, but they sucked. I asked her to use just a little oil but she hosed it on. Felt like a greased pig. On the flip, I tried to lightly caress an ass cheek while pointing to my dick. She jerked away so fast and said,"EXCUSE ME?" Damn, this bytch went from friendly to nasty in a nanosecond. I waited a minute or two and tried again. Same basic response. I finally got fed up with a few minutes remaining, got my clothes on and walked out. Stopped by the front desk to pay the manager. Ivy just stood there and put on this bullshit smiley face in an attempt to sound nice in front of the manager and said,"Thank you for coming, sir." This bytch is truly an actress. Paid the fee, gave her an evil glare and walked out.

Then this bytch had the nerve to follow me out and ask for a tip. I was about at my vehicle, turned around, walked back to her, stood right in her face and said,"Tips are for extra services, not shitty massages." She says,"I give you massage, you supposed to tip." I replied,"Supposed to tip? OK, here's your tip," and I pulled a coin out of my pocket, tossed it at her feet and told her to go fetch.

Went up the road to the former Rainbow Spa, now called Peach Tree. The short mamasan with the DD cans let me in. I asked for a lineup and in walks this ugly skank. I said,"That's all? Last time you told me you had 3 YOUNG women." She said one quit, so it was either her or the skank. I wanted to play with those big tits so I told her she could massage me and I would tip her $40 for a topless HJ. I wanted to do Russian but she wanted $80. No way. Busted a nut, walked out the door and realized I hadn't paid for the HJ. Being a nice guy, I went back and gave her the money.

Here's the fun part: I then called Queen's, asked to speak to Ivy, she got on the phone and I told her in a loud voice,"I just gave your tip to a Korean woman because she gives extra service! You need to take your ass back to China!" Then hung up. [/QUOTE]Good Nite!

I am wondering what is the best way of dealing with these chicks either let them know up front before the massage what you are looking for BEFORE she get started and maybe she knows someone that will give you extras, and she can change places with her when I go to these foot massage places I really don't look forward or expect extras I go to them after working out and need to feel relax.

I almost always get a hard on 87% of the time and they know what they doing when they start rubbing on your enter thighs I keep my eyes closed and play like I am asleep because I want to get a GOOD massage for my time, I know everyone isn't interested in just a massage is it better to get it known up front what you want I am sure at least 20% of the guys that go in there is looking for at least a HJ, NOW going to a Korean place you know they are about suckie fuckie LOL LOL that's one thing about Koreans they are willing to take more risks to make a dollar BUT a Chinese are more afraid to take a risk BUT they still look for a tip LOL greedy bit#hes

Anyone know anything about Chi-town? I have a few days here the show isn't until Monday night (Lady GaGa) at the United Center I am going to have some backstage passes so I should be able to fuck me a few groupies again LOL people can say what they want to about her BUT she is cool as fuck and take care of everyone with her shows also she have a sweet round ass on her too I want to bite one of her ass cheeks LOL she caught me looking at it a few times and just smile at me hell she knows she have a ass on her I bet.

Kid Cisco

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco; 1146563]Good Nite!

I am wondering what is the best way of dealing with these chicks either let them know up front before the massage what you are looking for BEFORE she get started and maybe she knows someone that will give you extras, and she can change places with her when I go to these foot massage places I really don't look forward or expect extras I go to them after working out and need to feel relax.

I almost always get a hard on 87% of the time and they know what they doing when they start rubbing on your enter thighs I keep my eyes closed and play like I am asleep because I want to get a GOOD massage for my time, I know everyone isn't interested in just a massage is it better to get it known up front what you want I am sure at least 20% of the guys that go in there is looking for at least a HJ, NOW going to a Korean place you know they are about suckie fuckie LOL LOL that's one thing about Koreans they are willing to take more risks to make a dollar BUT a Chinese are more afraid to take a risk BUT they still look for a tip LOL greedy bit#hes

Anyone know anything about Chi-town? I have a few days here the show isn't until Monday night (Lady GaGa) at the United Center I am going to have some backstage passes so I should be able to fuck me a few groupies again LOL people can say what they want to about her BUT she is cool as fuck and take care of everyone with her shows also she have a sweet round ass on her too I want to bite one of her ass cheeks LOL she caught me looking at it a few times and just smile at me hell she knows she have a ass on her I bet.

Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]WTF is Chi-town? An area of Atlanta? Wasn't Lady Gaga a porn actress? Seems she's the new Madonna without new material.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1146584]WTF is Chi-town? An area of Atlanta? Wasn't Lady Gaga a porn actress? Seems she's the new Madonna without new material.[/QUOTE]Oops. Just realized you probably mean the United Center in Chicago. My fault.

Gentlemen,

This is my first post so excuse me briefly if I made any major errors. In the past, I've been to 3 or 4 spas and most of them were in AL. Last night I was on my way to a birthday party at la fonda and having the urge and being early, I stopped by Oasis around 6pm. The place was empty and had only 2 girls, ahem, women, working. At first, the mamasan brought in the first one and then I asked to see the other one, and went back to the first one. She said 60 for an 1/2 hour and asked what I wanted to do. Since I didn't have a whole lot of time before dinner, I asked for a BJ. I offered 120 and she said no. I asked how much more and she said a lot. I laughed and literally just walked out with my head held high and other head. Well down. There is no way I'm paying more than $120 for a BJ from a 40+ year old women who isn't all that attractive. As a side note both of the girls were older 40+, too much much make up, one w fake tits that don't look good and the other tits were too saggy. Anyways, I wish that I had a better report and maybe I can take of my urge somewhere else later today.

She wanted $120 extra for a HJ! Are you shitting me? WTF is going on with the girls at these massage places?

[QUOTE=Horndog79; 1147183]Gentlemen,

This is my first post so excuse me briefly if I made any major errors. In the past, I've been to 3 or 4 spas and most of them were in AL. Last night I was on my way to a birthday party at la fonda and having the urge and being early, I stopped by Oasis around 6pm. The place was empty and had only 2 girls, ahem, women, working. At first, the mamasan brought in the first one and then I asked to see the other one, and went back to the first one. She said 60 for an 1/2 hour and asked what I wanted to do. Since I didn't have a whole lot of time before dinner, I asked for a BJ. I offered 120 and she said no. I asked how much more and she said a lot. I laughed and literally just walked out with my head held high and other head. Well down. There is no way I'm paying more than $120 for a BJ from a 40+ year old women who isn't all that attractive. As a side note both of the girls were older 40+, too much much make up, one w fake tits that don't look good and the other tits were too saggy. Anyways, I wish that I had a better report and maybe I can take of my urge somewhere else later today. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Horndog79; 1147183]Gentlemen,

This is my first post so excuse me briefly if I made any major errors. In the past, I've been to 3 or 4 spas and most of them were in AL. Last night I was on my way to a birthday party at la fonda and having the urge and being early, I stopped by Oasis around 6pm. The place was empty and had only 2 girls, ahem, women, working. At first, the mamasan brought in the first one and then I asked to see the other one, and went back to the first one. She said 60 for an 1/2 hour and asked what I wanted to do. Since I didn't have a whole lot of time before dinner, I asked for a BJ. I offered 120 and she said no. I asked how much more and she said a lot. I laughed and literally just walked out with my head held high and other head. Well down. There is no way I'm paying more than $120 for a BJ from a 40+ year old women who isn't all that attractive. As a side note both of the girls were older 40+, too much much make up, one w fake tits that don't look good and the other tits were too saggy. Anyways, I wish that I had a better report and maybe I can take of my urge somewhere else later today. [/QUOTE]That sucks! I visited this place twice & was happy wth the talent. I guess they have been too slow to keep any lookers. Amazing they let you leave

[QUOTE=Horndog79; 1147183]Gentlemen,

This is my first post so excuse me briefly if I made any major errors. In the past, I've been to 3 or 4 spas and most of them were in AL. Last night I was on my way to a birthday party at la fonda and having the urge and being early, I stopped by Oasis around 6pm. The place was empty and had only 2 girls, ahem, women, working. At first, the mamasan brought in the first one and then I asked to see the other one, and went back to the first one. She said 60 for an 1/2 hour and asked what I wanted to do. Since I didn't have a whole lot of time before dinner, I asked for a BJ. I offered 120 and she said no. I asked how much more and she said a lot. I laughed and literally just walked out with my head held high and other head. Well down. There is no way I'm paying more than $120 for a BJ from a 40+ year old women who isn't all that attractive. As a side note both of the girls were older 40+, too much much make up, one w fake tits that don't look good and the other tits were too saggy. Anyways, I wish that I had a better report and maybe I can take of my urge somewhere else later today. [/QUOTE]I would never offer 120 for a BJ when I can get FS for that.

[QUOTE=Horndog79; 1147183]Gentlemen,

This is my first post so excuse me briefly if I made any major errors. In the past, I've been to 3 or 4 spas and most of them were in AL. Last night I was on my way to a birthday party at la fonda and having the urge and being early, I stopped by Oasis around 6pm. The place was empty and had only 2 girls, ahem, women, working. At first, the mamasan brought in the first one and then I asked to see the other one, and went back to the first one. She said 60 for an 1/2 hour and asked what I wanted to do. Since I didn't have a whole lot of time before dinner, I asked for a BJ. I offered 120 and she said no. I asked how much more and she said a lot. I laughed and literally just walked out with my head held high and other head. Well down. There is no way I'm paying more than $120 for a BJ from a 40+ year old women who isn't all that attractive. As a side note both of the girls were older 40+, too much much make up, one w fake tits that don't look good and the other tits were too saggy. Anyways, I wish that I had a better report and maybe I can take of my urge somewhere else later today. [/QUOTE]Good first post! You did well by walking out and not falling for their overpriced bullshit.

Had an errand to run in Roswell today so decided to hit up some AMPs on a long ride back home:

Evergreen: Only one woman working, a Korean with huge bolt-ons whom I recognized from New York, N. Y. Spa in Buckhead. She told me before her cans were fake but when I briefly talked to her this time, she insisted they were real. I just laughed and walked out.

Doshi Spa (former Maia) : One Korean working, about 40 years old with a decent body and face. Was looking for someone younger so didn't stay. Hey, at least Doshi is open.

Buja Spa: Went in looking for the petite Korean whom I had known from the old Midori Spa. Mamasan said she'd been fired. LOL. Perhaps she was up to her old tricks and doing BBBJs there.

* Juker, did you pay her a vist at Buja? *

VIP Spa (Alpharetta) : Same old skanks as last time I reported.

Jasmine Spa (Alpharetta / Cumming) : Slow Sunday so just the old mamasan was working.

Sun Spa (Cumming) : Old mamasan skank working that I reported on a few weeks ago. As a joke, I offered her $100 for FS and she turned it down! I guess she has a lot of old, desperate dudes who are willing to pay more.

Pine Health (Cumming) : Mimi the bytch was there. She's the one that treated my buddy like shit last time.

Apple Spa (Buford) : One ugly 40-ish Korean working.

Chi Spa (Buford) : Basically same as Apple.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1147426]Had an errand to run in Roswell today so decided to hit up some AMPs on a long ride back home:

Evergreen: Only one woman working, a Korean with huge bolt-ons whom I recognized from New York, N. Y. Spa in Buckhead. She told me before her cans were fake but when I briefly talked to her this time, she insisted they were real. I just laughed and walked out.

Doshi Spa (former Maia) : One Korean working, about 40 years old with a decent body and face. Was looking for someone younger so didn't stay. Hey, at least Doshi is open.

Buja Spa: Went in looking for the petite Korean whom I had known from the old Midori Spa. Mamasan said she'd been fired. LOL. Perhaps she was up to her old tricks and doing BBBJs there.

* Juker, did you pay her a vist at Buja? *

VIP Spa (Alpharetta) : Same old skanks as last time I reported.

Jasmine Spa (Alpharetta / Cumming) : Slow Sunday so just the old mamasan was working.

Sun Spa (Cumming) : Old mamasan skank working that I reported on a few weeks ago. As a joke, I Goffered her $100 for FS and she turned it down! I guess she has a lot of old, desperate dudes who are willing to pay more.

Pine Health (Cumming) : Mimi the bytch was there. She's the one that treated my buddy like shit last time.

Apple Spa (Buford) : One ugly 40-ish Korean working.

Chi Spa (Buford) : Basically same as Apple. [/QUOTE]LOL I see things are the same or worse as they were when I stopped doing the AMP thing back in 2009. That market is dead high prices old ugly women and bad attitudes is the norm

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1147426]Had an errand to run in Roswell today so decided to hit up some AMPs on a long ride back home:

Evergreen: Only one woman working, a Korean with huge bolt-ons whom I recognized from New York, N. Y. Spa in Buckhead. She told me before her cans were fake but when I briefly talked to her this time, she insisted they were real. I just laughed and walked out.

Doshi Spa (former Maia) : One Korean working, about 40 years old with a decent body and face. Was looking for someone younger so didn't stay. Hey, at least Doshi is open.

Buja Spa: Went in looking for the petite Korean whom I had known from the old Midori Spa. Mamasan said she'd been fired. LOL. Perhaps she was up to her old tricks and doing BBBJs there.

* Juker, did you pay her a vist at Buja? *

VIP Spa (Alpharetta) : Same old skanks as last time I reported.

Jasmine Spa (Alpharetta / Cumming) : Slow Sunday so just the old mamasan was working.

Sun Spa (Cumming) : Old mamasan skank working that I reported on a few weeks ago. As a joke, I offered her $100 for FS and she turned it down! I guess she has a lot of old, desperate dudes who are willing to pay more.

Pine Health (Cumming) : Mimi the bytch was there. She's the one that treated my buddy like shit last time.

Apple Spa (Buford) : One ugly 40-ish Korean working.

Chi Spa (Buford) : Basically same as Apple.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report out Nite. I was hoping things had picked up a little since this is my area of the city. I guess things have not changed.

[QUOTE=KYHeat;1147528]Thanks for the report out Nite. I was hoping things had picked up a little since this is my area of the city. I guess things have not changed.[/QUOTE]Yeah, it's rather dead. Buja, Jasmine and Sun are really the only ones with potential. Once in a while they get a cutie but they never last long.

Thanks for the positive feedback on my first post! To clarify about oasis I offered 140 total including the house fee. But if I can get full service for that price then I need to lower my price. As an update I sorta checked out green sauna yesterday around 5. At the door, I was greeted by the mamason but she said all 3 girls were busy. She said that I could wait inside for 30 mins but I declined. So I drove to fuji which is a mile or so from green. I went in and the place was empty. I thought it was a bad sign but whatever. I chose this bigger girl with huge boobs. She's not a looker but not horrible looking. I would rate her a 4. 5 at best. Anyways after few minutes of friendly talk, I offered 120 (including house fee) for a BJ. She agrees and overall service a 5. Why? I think bigger chics tend to get tired and certainly sweat more so she gave up after 10 mins then gave a hand job which wasn't great. I finally convinced her to let me finish on her big boobs and she agreed so that's why I rate her a 5. Overall maybe I should have waited for someone at green. By the way the girl's name at fuji was pinky or pink? Probably pink.

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco;1146563]she have a sweet round ass on her too I want to bite one of her ass cheeks LOL[/QUOTE]Does she even let the fellas near that ass? LOL!

[QUOTE=Gag on It;1147521]LOL I see things are the same or worse as they were when I stopped doing the AMP thing back in 2009. That market is dead high prices old ugly women and bad attitudes is the norm[/QUOTE]Sad to say, you're right, that market has been pretty dead for a good while now. The main problem is there's not a good alternative. At least not that I've found. The Brazilians are long gone, and the asian apartment MPs have all dried up as well (unless they're advertising on some secret board that I'm not invited to). Not many good reports out there. Someone please point out where I'm wrong!