Massage Parlor Reports

Tried a new place in Cicero that I saw on the backpages, goes by the name of erosmassage, you can look up the ads.

The girl doing the massages is absolutely the girl in the pictures, though she is tinier in person, and an absolute doll/spinner. Sparsely furnished but reasonably clean apt and all the usual massage implements. She does swedish massage, and does it fairly well, but THAT IS ALL SHE DOES.

Her draping technique is spot on, never uncovering any naughty bits, never brushes or teases anything, and remains fully dressed the whole time right down to her shoes. No extras offered or even hinted at.

I've been there twice, once for the hour, and we talked about what kind of concentration I like in a massage, just the legit kind (if an MT doesn't do extras, I'm certainly not going to disrespect her by bringing them up, unless she makes it plain it's a subject for discusiion by teasing/brushing/uncovering/etc, gotta play nice). The next time I took the 1.5 hours, and got EXACTLY the same massage, except if she went 5 times around with a technique in the hour she went seven times in the 1.5. She is really locked into her technique, and doesn't vary it.

I could live with that, because the technique she has is very nice, if there were extra available. Based on the nice, and inexpensive ($50/hr, $80/1.5), massage I may give her one more shot to see if she warms up. Failing that, I'll spend my money further from home, but to better effect.

Looks = 8
massage = 6-7
price = 9
extras = 0

[QUOTE=Callmeer]So I was looking on CL and found this.

Bellas website says it a sister location.

Any intel?

Great Asian and European bodyworkers are ready to relieve your stress

We have great female staff ready to relieve your stress and make you
feel like a new man.

We are open 11-8 daily including Saturdays and Sundays...

Walk-ins welcome.

Please give us a call at 1-63-O--4-O-O--531-O

We are located in Oakbrook near 22nd St. and Midwest Rd

Pretty Asian/European Massage[/QUOTE]


I don't know about Bella, but that place was known as the 'Affordable' Spa. They have been reviewed on the Lombard thread.

[QUOTE=Amraam]I guess it depends on the provider, because mine was 40+ and in a hurry. Would not go back.[/QUOTE]

I was referring to Ivy. She was one of the best, but she has left a while ago.

I went back a few times, but my enthusiasm has cooled off by now, especially after an unpleasant experience the other day. They do have a new therapist there, a pretty hot tall Asian, but I haven't had the pleasure of experiencing her.
For me it's time to move on.

Much like Bill Murray rallying the troops in Stripes or Belushi 's speech in Animal House, "the USA didn't give up after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor". I was motivated by recent post by Golferfore and Paleface to get out and contribute.

Feeling energized from the forum or maybe it was the viagra, I called Elegant and requested Ci Ci. It was. 5 at the door.

I was very satisfied with the 1 hour full service massage. Received the full hour with a good massage (7). She's a cute spinner (8) that has been enhanced proportionatly to her frame. The extras consisted of a fully covered half and half session. She treated me well and comes across as a sweet girl. No negotiations, upsell or discussion, I showered got dressed and asked her what she she wanted for the session. She requested and received $, she earned every cent of it. When I left she gave me her digets with strong encouragement to call.

Special thanks to Golferfore and Paleface.

Enjoy,

HR

I received the standard latina menu at the standard latina prices. negotiated doen from .50/.50 to .40/.40. thats HE plus topless. Cute girl with a hickey, a nasty "get over here!" bruise on her arm and a had-a-baby-body.

its there for the takin', but I won't repeat

LC

Went to a relatively new amp at 3111 W Lawrence, which opened around early January. The first few times, my therapist was Amy, decent petite girl in her 20s. Service that we like to have was very good, plus decent massage. Too bad she went on vacation for about a month now.

Tried the other 2 women there. Massage is decent, BUT, nothing else. And they both knew I was a regular of Amy's. Seems that Amy will still be on vacation for another month (is it BS ?). From conversation, looks like the owner of this place also owns the amp at 2246 N Clark and 4056 N Milwaukee. And I have been to these places and pretty much miss, rather than hit. I won't go back to TAO SPA at Lawrence until my regular is back.

[QUOTE=genuis8]Went to a relatively new amp at 3111 W Lawrence, which opened around early January. The first few times, my therapist was Amy, decent petite girl in her 20s. Service that we like to have was very good, plus decent massage. Too bad she went on vacation for about a month now.

Tried the other 2 women there. Massage is decent, BUT, nothing else. And they both knew I was a regular of Amy's. Seems that Amy will still be on vacation for another month (is it BS ?). From conversation, looks like the owner of this place also owns the amp at 2246 N Clark and 4056 N Milwaukee. And I have been to these places and pretty much miss, rather than hit. I won't go back to TAO SPA at Lawrence until my regular is back.[/QUOTE]

Its probably not BS. Sounds like your girl went back to China for the Lunar New Year. Many local AMP girls do. She should be back when she needs US dinero again.

Several Asian AMP babes have been bitching about my standard .4 tip, they've been trying to milk me for .6. It turns into a buzz kill negotiation session that is pissing me off, and then they complain that biz is slow.

Geez, stop trying to gauge the working man and I'm happy to see you as often as possible, but trying to squeeze me for more than I've got is going to make my visits less and less and less. Sorry guys, had to vent.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Several Asian AMP babes have been bitching about my standard .4 tip[/QUOTE]
Things are tough, which they don't all understand. Nowadays to keep in business you need to offer more for less, not less for more. I've gotten a few disappointed looks with .4 but you know what-it beats .0 which is what they'll get if they start complaining.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]but you know what-it beats .0 which is what they'll get if they start complaining.[/QUOTE]Which is when they will get a real job.

Giving hand jobs, blow jobs or getting f*cked for a living ain't a dream job. As soon as there is no money in it there will be nothing but drug addicts doing it.

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]Which is when they will get a real job.

Giving hand jobs, blow jobs or getting f*cked for a living ain't a dream job. As soon as there is no money in it there will be nothing but drug addicts doing it.[/QUOTE]
That's bullshit... there is a price point balance between the consumers and producers... if they don't get it someone willing to do it for .40 will step in.

In case you haven't noticed there aren't too many "real jobs" out there.

Acting chicken like that is what keeps the prices jacked up for other mongers. "Oh there aren't going to be any hos around so I'd better give you .80 for a hj" They've been around for centuries and it isn't changing soon.

Took a road trip tonight off my normal path. Stopped by AJ and did not like the looks of the help so I moved on. Passed on Hong Kong due to bad reviews. Ended up at City Massage and vaguely remembered some bad hygiene reports so I moved on. Is my memory going, but didn't they used to be accross the street, say the funky chair massagers in the window. Found Elegant by chance, just by memory of the street it is located, parking was a pain in the neck.
In light of the current thread, I must apologize for inadvertently paying more than the standard tip on a my visit tonight. It ws not my intention, but I was a bit tipsy and ended up showing I had more money on me when the tip was requested before the deed was done. I normally only stick the standard .40 in one pocket and if put the rest of my limit in another pocket, I never take more than I am willing to spend.
Part of the problem was it was my first visit to Elegant. I was not sure of the door fee, turned out it was .35 for half an hour and no TS. I was honest about it being my first visit and made my intentions clear right from the start of the massage with no resistance. My attendant was Eva, youngish, maybe early 30s, very nice, fit body, great legs. She tried a bit of an upsell, wanted more than .60 for HE. I countered with .60 is all I've got with me after she had seen it. She suggested maybe I bring more next time. I was very satisfied with the flip. But alas, Lil Bildo is not good at negotiating when distracted. The massage was light and the boys got a great deal of attention. No rush at all, very relaxing.
You guys in the city have it made when it comes to the rates. In the north and west suburbs the door is .70 , sometimes .80, albeit that sometimes includes the TS, a nice feature. But throw a tip of .40 on top of the entry fee you end up at 1.10 or 1.20 for standard service, if they upsell you can spend 1.30 or more, might as well hit an apartment.
I spent less than 1.00 and left very happy tonight, without going over my budget, a bargain in my neck of the woods. I would not solicit nor have any intention of driving the prices up for you guys and will be better prepared with my handling of $ and intend to be less tipsy the next time I visit.
In fact, I would like to try the girl I saw on my way out nest time. Older than Eva, but so am I by decades, with long reddish tinted hair, wearing a long dress, tight top and heeled boots, nice look, but I am cuckoo for foxy Asian ladies. Definitely will be back, I suspect more may be on the menu once you attain regular status.

- Bildo

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Several Asian AMP babes have been bitching about my standard .4 tip, they've been trying to milk me for .6. It turns into a buzz kill negotiation session that is pissing me off, and then they complain that biz is slow.
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I don’t mind helping out the working poor when I can, leave a few extra bucks for a hungry waitress, so I’ll look out for a regular massage girl when I can, especially when she’s been good to me. Why not? If I have it, she’s welcome to it. But some of our AMP girls are just clueless.

They come from a communist country with little or no English and dollar signs in their eyes. Some of them make more in a day or two here than they did in a month over there. A lot of them dream of owning an automobile. It’s a lot to deal with, America.

I can understand why they might be pissed. So are we. Times are tough for all of us, but they came a long way to pursue a dream that’s gone vague. They took a lot at risk coming here, so when it doesn’t come to them the way it did for their big sister, well, what can we say? They’re in a tough spot.

They came here thinking they had the same value as all the girls who came before them. Look at our girls: 2 fifty pound suitcases, a carry-on bag, and cab fare, enough English to get to an aunt’s apartment in Chinatown, and a debt to pay back in Beijing for the airfare and the first month’s rent. And all that for what?

But you’re right. They’d get a lot more business if they just smiled through it all and lowered their prices. How do we get that across to them? I don’t know.

I like to get the negotiations out the way right up front. Then we both know where we stand, and we can just get down to it without any interruptions. I read the forum and I understand the going rates. If I’m there for a massage, I want the finish first. Then the massage is better. I’m more relaxed, and so is she. When I come back, if I do, there’s nothing to negotiate and nothing to talk about, unless we want get into all the rest of it, but we don’t have to, do we? We both know it’s there.

The owners are gouging us too. A door fee at .65 is too high, should be .40, in my opinion. Times are tough. The owners could give a little. If we didn’t have to pay so much to get in, we could go more often, and then we’d all come out ahead. We get face to face with the girls, but the owners are in it too, often invisible, but in it.

You put LE on top of all this, and the guys who don’t have the balls to walk through the door while the heat is on, and you can see why the girls are getting a little nervous.

Business is bad so the guys who show up are being pressed to make up the difference. I think we’re agreed that .40 is fair. Anything more is ridiculous.

This is just my opinion. I’m still relatively new at this. I’m not sure I know what I’m talking about here, but it’s what I think today. IMHO

Sorry about the length.

In fact, I would like to try the girl I saw on my way out nest time. Older than Eva, but so am I by decades, with long reddish tinted hair, wearing a long dress, tight top and heeled boots, nice look, but I am cuckoo for foxy Asian ladies. Definitely will be back, I suspect more may be on the menu once you attain regular status.

- Bildo[/QUOTE]

You are describing Shirley. I agree with you, fancy boots with a tight top and a hot Asian MILF look are a real turn-on for me, also. I had the pleasure of her company about six weeks ago. You will be pleased with her service.

[QUOTE=Goat Trotter]That's bullshit... there is a price point balance between the consumers and producers... if they don't get it someone willing to do it for .40 will step in.[/QUOTE]I was responding to GWB's comment of giving them 0.

I think $40 is fair.