Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]I found myself with a little extra time (random work appts.) and money (poker winnings!!!) this Saturday and decided to check out Bella after reading some positive posts. It was without question the worst, and probably weirdest experience I have ever had.

I had a woman named Mia, who seemed to be running the place. She's Asian and north of 40 and okay looking, but really just okay.
Of course, when I leave there's a much younger cute Asian girl and a dark haired Eastern European with a big rack.

I've never been so pissed.[/QUOTE]


Yeah, mia is a weird one.. some other seniors on this board may remember mia as sunny from 7 heaven. the woman is bat shit insane.

Golferfore:

Please accept my apology. I just reread my own post about people staying at home during the stings, and I was using words like “you do yourself”, “you tell me.” I hope you don’t think I was referring to you personally. I was not. I was referring to the guys who are hiding from LE while these stings are going on. You were there at one of your favorite places.

One of the reasons there have not been a lot of posts here is because people have been staying home. Thanks for getting out there during hard times and for reporting.

[QUOTE=Paleface]So what are you guys waiting for? Pull up your pants and get out there.[/QUOTE]I honestly think we are going throgh a correction, just like the stock market. I think the parlors expanded out of traditional neighbor hoods. OR. Those neighborhoods gentrified. It became too obvious to too many people what was going on. There wasbound to be more attention given to the hobby.

I imagine some of the neighbors of the longer time apartments figure out what is up and start getting pissed. I imagine the local dentist gets pissed when an Asian massage place moves in next door.

There was just too much hobby in the open.

[QUOTE=Northside Tod]Gentlemen,

I was looking at CL and saw a new ad for parlor on Diversey around Racine yesterday which is by my office. I called yesterday and person assured me all the girls are very cute. We heard that before. So today while driving I stopped to take a look and who was behind the counter but the Momisan from Roses on Ashland Looks very clean and she had a special going on and assured me if I come Back(she knows me) I will be happy.

I do not know if anyone has tried If I do not hear anything I might try on Wens day and report back.[/QUOTE]

Visited this place and you are right. Mamasan is from Rose Spa, and the 2-3 girls working are also from Rose Spa. Mamasan told me, all young girls here, none over 25. Massage was quite good, took the kinks out of my shoulders and back. BUT, nothing more, like at Rose.

The hours are 10am-10pm. Rate is $70, with 20% off right now.

As it has been a while since I have reported I thought I would pass on some brief reviews before asking my questions. Which I understand if my total post amount doesn't warrant any responses. In all honesty I descriptive reviews aren't my thing and I have been lazy about it. And even more honest the wallet hasn't left allowed enough opportunity for research lately so these reviews are over a couple of recent month, but alas.

Most recent was Bella. Had Cindy and was a bit nervous as I was hoping for European ladies but was not disapointed. A little language barrier but decent looks (not 22), good body, and good massage. Flip was nice w/roaming. Cost as expected.

KM is always solid and priced right, nothing ever beyond he but julie is a sweetheart. TS area bit cold though. Good massage and value overall.

Lavish. Mixed experiences and usually very positive with the negative being the lady with the mole costs a little more than the others. Nice dirty talk though. Weak TS and I don't prefer the baby oil that they use (pet peeve of mine, is real massage oil that doesn't make you feel greasy that much more expensive)

Lisuania was my old favorite and regular and love to see my regular Tina again if she gets back in the massage business. Olga would be a pleasure as well (yes I saw the post on how to try and find them) But what I am hoping to find is somewhere similar where the ladies are attractive and seem to care about the massage with a clean and safe (at least for theft facility) where I a shower (steam showr better) without worrying about athelete's foot or my wallet being raided. I know that is a tough order and expect plenty of smart ass responses but appreciate any accurate advice.

Best to all and stay safe

[QUOTE=Golferfore]Went to the new place on chicago AVE called Oki Doki massage (look on CL). Typical set up, apparently it was their first day. So here is the problem, I go in, get undressed, they don't even offer me a towel to cover up with. The woman, cindy, gives me a pretty decent rub and she touches all over, even rubs the boys a bit and then she is like times up. I was like what about this? She was like, sorry we don't offer that service yet, its the first day. You come back again and it will be different. I was like, uhhhh. Probably not. But here is the problem, this little shop had some little hotties working at it and they were all dressed up real slutty like and I like slutty. So, fuck me, I TOFTT and have reported back. I might have to take two FTT.

After perusing the link, I would like to go on record is I am about the only person having done this recently(reporting), get over the petty stuff and get back to sharing info. The cops don't want to arrest you and if you have less than ten reports, don't ask bc we won't tell.[/QUOTE]By the luck of the draw, I got Cindy too. She was dressed as if she was going out to a club. She seemed somewhat tentative, as if she's new at this. Uncovered the whole time. Very minor (likely accidental) grazing. No extras offered (or requested). Massage with Table Shower was $. 7.

[QUOTE=Pussy Prowler]My first contribution, went to Sunkiss and Finesse massage, both on w chicago ave, *near asland intersection. Sunkiss gave me a decent massage but when I asked for extra's the girl said not this time, don't know if that means next time? They had 4 girls working there which is good, I got a petite asian girl named Tina. She let me grab her ass but nothing else, overall it was a decent massage so I left somewhat satisfied. Then I walked a 3 blocks west and went into Finesse spa, where there were 2 different latina girls working that I saw, one was hot and so I decided, what the heck, went in for a 60 hour massage but there was no table shower. She asked me to shower myself and I did, then when I layed down for the massage it was decent but again, no cigar! She said, sorry I don't do that and that was it, I was pretty horny but decided to go home, after spending 120 in two above average massages but no release. Oh well there's always next time![/QUOTE]I think her name is more like "Lina" than "Tina". Even by professional LMT standards, she gives a great massage, with a little teasing with follow-up visits, but no extras offered. I'm fine with that, making Sunkiss one of my favorite spots.

[QUOTE=Dangerously]Haiku's reports on this board have been mixed at best, but my recent experience certainly has been quite pleasant.

The downside first:
- no TS, unassisted stand-up shower only (before and/or after the massage)
- steep 1hr fee of .8 (you pay for the location, I suppose)

But here's the upside:

I was met by a beautiful, thin girl, who hugged me as I entered the spa. At the beginning of the massage, I did some small talk with her so we both could manage expectations (I was only looking for a HE). She knelt down in front of me, with a big smile on her face - so I knew this would be good.

The (undraped) massage was fine, solid, maybe not necessarily the best I've ever had. But she certainly is an expert in teasing. I almost exploded before she finally asked me to flip.

No negotiations. She skillfully and patiently worked on those muscles that needed attention. I loved her playfulness and the eye contact during the session. Standard tip.

This is a legit spa, and I don't want the therapist to get into trouble. Even if you get the same girl, YMMV.[/QUOTE]I guess it depends on the provider, because mine was 40+ and in a hurry. Would not go back.

I visited Bella again durring lunch time and went with our favorite Euro, not so good table shower, good massage, good HR, great body.

Everytime I go there has been a 35ish Asian woman there. I never really payed much attention to her when my euro fav is there but she had on an outfit that made the little soldier stand up and take notice. Anyone know her menu options and if she is worth trying out?

So I was looking on CL and found this.

Bellas website says it a sister location.

Any intel?

Great Asian and European bodyworkers are ready to relieve your stress

We have great female staff ready to relieve your stress and make you
feel like a new man.

We are open 11-8 daily including Saturdays and Sundays...

Walk-ins welcome.

Please give us a call at 1-63-O--4-O-O--531-O

We are located in Oakbrook near 22nd St. and Midwest Rd

Pretty Asian/European Massage

I am sorry I did not check your post and I has the same experience of a young gal (good massage) but that is it. Very nice digs so hopefully they get some experienced girls in the future

Also I got a PM from someone who told me that the Papisan at Harvest told hime Cindy went back to China. Anyone know anything about this. This would be a loss. i know she was giving out her digits so maybe someone can call her and see what is going on.

[QUOTE=genuis8]Visited this place and you are right. Mamasan is from Rose Spa, and the 2-3 girls working are also from Rose Spa. Mamasan told me, all young girls here, none over 25. Massage was quite good, took the kinks out of my shoulders and back. BUT, nothing more, like at Rose.

The hours are 10am-10pm. Rate is $70, with 20% off right now.[/QUOTE]

Visited that new spa on Diversey and Racine on Monday. Paid 35 for the half with table shower. Very cute and young lady took care of me. Alas all is legit there. Did not even ask me to turn over when I was on the table. All she said was turdy minoot over. I was like what no turn over? Cutie said sorry. Man I was bummed and very worked up. So I had to find an apt. See other thread for the post.

Funny how? A little ha-ha, a little strange.

I was in the neighborhood, so I visited Elegant for the first time. Thought it was a bit of a dump, but took the half hour, drew S*****a. Passably cute, didn't mind my hands wandering a little before and during the massage. Lots of appropriate teasing before the flip, so I thought I would be in good shape. After a brief negotiation, a finish was agreed on for what I found reasonable (less than the. 8 she started with). Then out came the spray bottle. I haven't had this happen before. I didn't think my hands looked dirty or anything, but she was cleaning them off with some kind of antiseptic. Hey, it's not unreasonable if she wants me to diddle her, though that's not really my thing. Then she pulls up her top and bra and puts my hand there. For that, I don't think I really needed to be disinfected. Otherwise things proceeded as expected, and she was very eager to please, both in trying different techniques and presenting the act visually. But what I'll always remember is the spray bottle.

Arranged to visit an old independent favorite, used to be called Cor*****, but now goes by Au***. Still the same hipster-type chick, but now with oddly brassy orange hair instead of black. I always enjoyed the mediocre and superchatty massage followed by an unrushed and skillful handy. Almost a GFE in spirit, as she will kiss and nibble your ear and nipples while she strokes it, rubbing her nice C-cups all over you. New wrinkle this time though. After she had me at attention with some teasing between the breasts, she pulled one of my favorite hooker tricks, the application of the condom with the mouth. Or she tried to, and failed twice. Maybe she needs more practice. But this was the funny part. She declared me "too big to get my mouth around" and I thought she was abandoning the unexpected extra service, but she went to fetch a Magnum condom. Now, I know girls sometimes like to flatter a client by talking about how big it is, but let me tell you with no false modesty: It's not big. It just isn't. So this was taking the charade a little far. But what the hey, the Magnum was unrolled with success, and a good time was had by all.

With the recent letdowns at Xindy's decided to stop by Ruby to try it out for the first time. Rang the bell and one girl let me in. Asked her how many girls were available and she said there were 3 available (all wearing skimpy outfits like they were clubbing or something) and 1 with a customer. From what I saw in the lobby, the girls look better than your average AMP. 1 of the girls took me to a room (which I thought she would be my provider), but some other girl wearing a skirt took over. I thought the 1st girl was better, but she assured me that the other girl would treat me good. So what the hell...I just went with it.

Massage started very well. It was hard enough for my needs. On to the flip, a lot of negotiations. Quoted .6 for HJ and 1. for CBJ. I countered .3 for HJ and .6 for CBJ. Stood my ground and finally settled .7 for a NCBJ. Roaming around was allowed.

Overall the experience was good, which I thought could be better if we didnt waste so much time on negotiations.

[QUOTE=Callmeer]So I was looking on CL and found this.

Bellas website says it a sister location.

Any intel?

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Standard AMP. I've never been there, but reports are out there, nothing unusual. It's been open for several years now.