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[QUOTE=Nash1;2574673]Could any of you fine gentlemen in Cincinnati expedite the road construction. Its a challenge to navigate town.[/QUOTE]Drive up I-75 through Dayton. Then imagine that being under construction for over 20+ years (as far as I know). My Dad drove truck from '60-'86. He said Dayton was ALWAYS under construction.
Simon.
[QUOTE=FirstHalf;2575590]Multiple positions are "EXTRA"? Get the fuck out.[/QUOTE]I agree with FH. This chick is off her rocker. I guess looking in the mirror has got herself Star Struck! LOL. I've never heard having to pay Extra for multiple positions. Don't know anyone dumb enough to pay for that kind of service. Wake up sweetie. There's plenty of girls out there who don't have ridiculous rules like that.
[QUOTE=FirstHalf;2575590]Multiple positions are "EXTRA"? Get the fuck out.[/QUOTE]Maybe she works for Allegiant Air. Everything there is, [I]ala carte'[/I].
[QUOTE=Gatty23;2575054]Am I the only one who doesn't have any link to the ladies' advertisements? Or Is there a new trick that I don't know about?[/QUOTE]I too noticed they removed the link to the USA Classifieds and did happen to see that there is now a rotating banner ad for the Classifieds that sometimes displays at the top of the page. This rotating ad mentions "Sport Fuckers".
I would have thought that a link to the classifieds would have its own more permanent location, but maybe I missed it when I looked. This also makes me wonder if the classifieds is now a totally separate entity that needs to buy its own ad space. A2 or anyone care to clarify this? Thanks.
[QUOTE=Cartog;2575997]I too noticed they removed the link to the USA Classifieds and did happen to see that there is now a rotating banner ad for the Classifieds that sometimes displays at the top of the page. This rotating ad mentions "Sport Fuckers".
I would have thought that a link to the classifieds would have its own more permanent location, but maybe I missed it when I looked. This also makes me wonder if the classifieds is now a totally separate entity that needs to buy its own ad space. A2 or anyone care to clarify this? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I always just go to the old adult classifieds section and click on the link in the last post by A2.
This is Annabelle, a Memphis MILF with a stated age of 29. A tiny girl but very muscular. Her hobby is kick boxing and I'm sure she could kick the shit out of me. Luckily I stayed on her good side! And she swallows.
[QUOTE=Glockman;2576401]This is Annabelle, a Memphis MILF with a stated age of 29. A tiny girl but very muscular. Her hobby is kick boxing and I'm sure she could kick the shit out of me. Luckily I stayed on her good side! And she swallows.[/QUOTE]Between Annabelle and LSM, you guys seem to have a lot of talent down there!
[QUOTE=Glockman;2576401]This is Annabelle, a Memphis MILF with a stated age of 29. A tiny girl but very muscular. Her hobby is kick boxing and I'm sure she could kick the shit out of me. Luckily I stayed on her good side! And she swallows.[/QUOTE]Does she like oil-wrestling. I'm IN!
I've got to say, I've never had an experience like that with Star, she has always been one of my favorite chocolate spinners and was always pleasant an accommodating.
[QUOTE=Starquality00;2575130]Oh you're such a liar that never happened you never hit it off with me for the full hour. First of all I think you're writing this post because you were mad because you didn't get to hit it off with me for the hour because you were taking too long. How dare you think I'm going to let someone that didn't cum. Fuck me again. You were so rude you tried to take the money back because you ONLY hit it off for a half hour. And I only said tip me at the end your crazy. You're weird anyway because you have a playboy tattoo (which is whack) and you just jack off to them magazines that's why you can't cum. I gave you great service and not know why you're bashing my name I know why because you only fuck me for the half hour again. I said to tip me because I usually only do one position you wanted to be all EXTRA SO YOU SHOULD OF GAVE ME EXTRA I would never see you again and I hope never see someone like you sweaty cow
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[QUOTE=NKYmann;2576779]I've got to say, I've never had an experience like that with Star, she has always been one of my favorite chocolate spinners and was always pleasant an accommodating.[/QUOTE]Does she really get to charge more for extra postions like she claims?
[QUOTE=DNut;2576785]Does she really get to charge more for extra postions like she claims?[/QUOTE]No she doesn't, I think she was just upset with the client and wanted out.
[QUOTE=Glockman;2576401]This is Annabelle, a Memphis MILF with a stated age of 29. A tiny girl but very muscular. Her hobby is kick boxing and I'm sure she could kick the shit out of me. Luckily I stayed on her good side! And she swallows.[/QUOTE]I think you could take her, Gman. Go ahead and give it a try, she will tap out. As always.
Wasn't sure where to post this story, so I figured the rants thread would be as good as any:
I was heading through Chicago on my way to a funeral and I stopped to pick up my sister. As we're talking her ultra fine 21 year old roommate walks in and she and I immediately hit it off. After she left for work, she texted my sister and asked her if I was single (I'm not and my sister told her). Luckily for me, my sister told me about the text.
Within 15 minutes of my sister telling me about this text, roommate and I are friends on Facebook, friends on snapchat, and planning on going out for drinks in a few nights.
Over the next few days, I do everything I can to not blow this girl's phone up with stupid messages, and we both sent teasing snaps to one another.
The big day arrives, and my sister suggests that I crash at their place for the night so I can save money on a hotel. Even better is that my sister works nights that night. Even better still is that the only roommate home will be, you guessed it, hot girl.
She wanted to go out bowling. Bowling I can do. I was terrified she'd want to go to a club and expose my crippling awkwardness dancing.
We split the first two games and head into the rubber match (heh). I pull off the gamble of the night and quote Happy Gilmore, telling her that if I won the third game that she had to kiss me and pretend to like it. I am quite certain that she threw the last game.
On the way home, roommate tries to call me out on being not single, and I brush it off. We go back to her room and have an awesome drunken escapade. College girls are my favorite because most are only used to being with college guys who don't know shit in the bedroom (stereotyping I know, I'm over it).
I pass out on the couch in case my sister got home early, but then woke back up around 430. I went back into her room, woke her up with a little massage. She did that really hot thing where she acted like she was too tired for it, but within ten minutes I had her at full on horny. Our second session was a lot more intense and fun than the first. Jesus this chick was kinky and hot. After hanging out for a bit longer, I got my stuff packed up in my car, and left.
Before I left I said "maybe we can get together again," to which she responded "maybe. " I'll take a maybe.
Roommate told my sister some story about how we didn't hang out too much; she then snapped me that we should stop being friends on Facebook and snapchat, because it'd be easier to cover our tracks.
Hot roommate, you the real MVP.
[QUOTE=Kasai;2579206]Wasn't sure where to post this story, so I figured the rants thread would be as good as any:
I was heading through Chicago on my way to a funeral and I stopped to pick up my sister. As we're talking her ultra fine 21 year old roommate walks in and she and I immediately hit it off. After she left for work, she texted my sister and asked her if I was single (I'm not and my sister told her). Luckily for me, my sister told me about the text.
Within 15 minutes of my sister telling me about this text, roommate and I are friends on Facebook, friends on snapchat, and planning on going out for drinks in a few nights.
Over the next few days, I do everything I can to not blow this girl's phone up with stupid messages, and we both sent teasing snaps to one another.
The big day arrives, and my sister suggests that I crash at their place for the night so I can save money on a hotel. Even better is that my sister works nights that night. Even better still is that the only roommate home will be, you guessed it, hot girl.
She wanted to go out bowling. Bowling I can do. I was terrified she'd want to go to a club and expose my crippling awkwardness dancing.
We split the first two games and head into the rubber match (heh). I pull off the gamble of the night and quote Happy Gilmore, telling her that if I won the third game that she had to kiss me and pretend to like it. I am quite certain that she threw the last game.
On the way home, roommate tries to call me out on being not single, and I brush it off. We go back to her room and have an awesome drunken escapade. College girls are my favorite because most are only used to being with college guys who don't know shit in the bedroom (stereotyping I know, I'm over it).
I pass out on the couch in case my sister got home early, but then woke back up around 430. I went back into her room, woke her up with a little massage. She did that really hot thing where she acted like she was too tired for it, but within ten minutes I had her at full on horny. Our second session was a lot more intense and fun than the first. Jesus this chick was kinky and hot. After hanging out for a bit longer, I got my stuff packed up in my car, and left.
Before I left I said "maybe we can get together again," to which she responded "maybe. " I'll take a maybe.
Roommate told my sister some story about how we didn't hang out too much; she then snapped me that we should stop being friends on Facebook and snapchat, because it'd be easier to cover our tracks.
Hot roommate, you the real MVP.[/QUOTE]When I was young I would sit on the pot and read stories like that in Playboy. Glad to see you enjoyed yourself.
[QUOTE=Kasai;2579206]Wasn't sure where to post this story, so I figured the rants thread would be as good as any:
I was heading through Chicago on my way to a funeral and I stopped to pick up my sister. As we're talking her ultra fine 21 year old roommate walks in and she and I immediately hit it off. After she left for work, she texted my sister and asked her if I was single (I'm not and my sister told her). Luckily for me, my sister told me about the text.
Within 15 minutes of my sister telling me about this text, roommate and I are friends on Facebook, friends on snapchat, and planning on going out for drinks in a few nights.
Over the next few days, I do everything I can to not blow this girl's phone up with stupid messages, and we both sent teasing snaps to one another.
The big day arrives, and my sister suggests that I crash at their place for the night so I can save money on a hotel. Even better is that my sister works nights that night. Even better still is that the only roommate home will be, you guessed it, hot girl.
She wanted to go out bowling. Bowling I can do. I was terrified she'd want to go to a club and expose my crippling awkwardness dancing.
We split the first two games and head into the rubber match (heh). I pull off the gamble of the night and quote Happy Gilmore, telling her that if I won the third game that she had to kiss me and pretend to like it. I am quite certain that she threw the last game.
On the way home, roommate tries to call me out on being not single, and I brush it off. We go back to her room and have an awesome drunken escapade. College girls are my favorite because most are only used to being with college guys who don't know shit in the bedroom (stereotyping I know, I'm over it).
I pass out on the couch in case my sister got home early, but then woke back up around 430. I went back into her room, woke her up with a little massage. She did that really hot thing where she acted like she was too tired for it, but within ten minutes I had her at full on horny. Our second session was a lot more intense and fun than the first. Jesus this chick was kinky and hot. After hanging out for a bit longer, I got my stuff packed up in my car, and left.
Before I left I said "maybe we can get together again," to which she responded "maybe. " I'll take a maybe.
Roommate told my sister some story about how we didn't hang out too much; she then snapped me that we should stop being friends on Facebook and snapchat, because it'd be easier to cover our tracks.
Hot roommate, you the real MVP.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a great story line to a porno. Not saying that I would not want to be in that porno but still.