Massage Parlor Reports

I was out of town and tried an Asian woman who worked out of her house. I knew going in it was legit and highly recommended. Midway thru she is rubbing my belly area hard. She says, tomorrow you will have an 18 inch bowel movement. Guaranteed. WTF?? This morning I wake up, forgot all about it. Had a cup of coffee and suddenly I had to make a quit run to the bathroom. By golly she was pretty damn close with her prediction. If you add on what I did an hour later I'd say she was dead on. One smart lady and one great massage.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;4012502]Remember the 50 plus Japanese lady who operated out of a hotel near Mayfair? She would use the guise of shiatsu massage so she could audition men for potential sex partners and dating / husband prospects. Pretty sure she is zero for 300 as far as getting a husband. She would come to Milwaukee a few times a year and do her thing. Usually she was always available. But found it best to be the first customer in the morning. She loved DATY but IMO was not much interested in anything else. She wasn't shy about asking for DATY. Hygiene was native and I was ok with that. Kind of hard to explain or understand, but despite her obvious shortcomings I enjoyed pleasing her despite a lack of enthusiasm in returning favors. All I can conclude is that it was nice to be appreciated and found to be in good favor. Others have told me they did a lot more. Others got a lot less, and a few actually took her out on dates. To each his own and you can think whatever you want of her but I think she enjoyed her trips to Milwaukee and she got what she wanted. She found a business / lifestyle model that suited her needs. Make a few hundred dollars a day, have sex with men of your own choosing, and maybe be treated like a woman by going on a date now and then. I wish I could go to another country, get paid to audition potential sex friends, enjoy the culture and then go home when the trip has run its course. I considered bringing her on board as a FWB but figured it would not work out. I sensed mood swing issues.[/QUOTE]Mention this post said it was 5 years ago said you were a bad man then tells she is engaged to a lawyer told me not 2 contact her again.

Stopped this weekend for a massage. Decent looking thin lady about 40-50 years old. Decided on the half hour for 40. Average light touch massage, minimal teasing. Told me to flip over, some more light touch massage. Insisted on ss, not interested in that. Left a 10 tip on the way out, will not be returning.

[QUOTE=Reuedw;4039493]Mention this post said it was 5 years ago said you were a bad man then tells she is engaged to a lawyer told me not 2 contact her again.[/QUOTE]Yep, bad man one day, wants to be engaged the next.

Anyone seen her recently? Was talking with her but she wanted something with my name on it. Well, that didn't fly and she wouldn't take references so I'm wondering what others have done. I'd be interested in giving it a try.

[QUOTE=OildaleGuy;4040587]Anyone seen her recently? Was talking with her but she wanted something with my name on it. Well, that didn't fly and she wouldn't take references so I'm wondering what others have done. I'd be interested in giving it a try.[/QUOTE]I saw her a couple months ago and she asked for a bill with my name on it. I obliged. She's harmless and just looking out for herself. That being said, she massively overcharges for the services she provides.

[QUOTE=OildaleGuy;4040587]Anyone seen her recently? Was talking with her but she wanted something with my name on it. Well, that didn't fly and she wouldn't take references so I'm wondering what others have done. I'd be interested in giving it a try.[/QUOTE]I saw her about a year ago. She wanted to see my drivers license when I arrived, but all she did was glance at it. It was followed by a nude massage, and HE. Nothing special.

Yes Stacia does this to everybody. Might be to prove that your not a cop? She's very well worth the trip, saw her twice and NEVER a bad massage GREAT H. E. Too.

For that money would Nina Simone offer a better alternative?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Outfishing;4040919]I saw her about a year ago. She wanted to see my drivers license when I arrived, but all she did was glance at it. It was followed by a nude massage, and HE. Nothing special.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GetSomeNow17;4041001]Yes Stacia does this to everybody. Might be to prove that your not a cop? She's very well worth the trip, saw her twice and NEVER a bad massage GREAT H. E. Too.[/QUOTE]I agree with what you say as I saw her once and she is good but she is one of the more pricey non-FS girls around. Because of that I won't repeat.

Stopped in around 6 pm on a weekday. Place was empty and no one came in while I was there which is rare. Very average looking woman gave a very average massage w / HE. She had a nice body with a large chest, but she wouldn't expose them for me. She said her boss (who was sitting at the front desk) gets mad if she gives HE, but that's likely bullshit as you could hear a pin drop from anywhere in that place.

[QUOTE=Icculus82;4043176]Stopped in around 6 pm on a weekday. Place was empty and no one came in while I was there which is rare. Very average looking woman gave a very average massage w / HE. She had a nice body with a large chest, but she wouldn't expose them for me. She said her boss (who was sitting at the front desk) gets mad if she gives HE, but that's likely bullshit as you could hear a pin drop from anywhere in that place.[/QUOTE]This place went from doing decent massages to HEs. I turned one down, didn't like the attitude of the provider so I knew I would not like it. Then every time I leave there is always a young cute one as I'm leaving but never when I enter.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;4044561]This place went from doing decent massages to HEs. I turned one down, didn't like the attitude of the provider so I knew I would not like it. Then every time I leave there is always a young cute one as I'm leaving but never when I enter.[/QUOTE]I swear, this is a universal thing. I'm starting to think that most AMPs employ one cute young chick, whose only job is to stand there when customers leave, in order to lure them back. It always always happens!

[QUOTE=AddictedToAmp;4044729]I swear, this is a universal thing. I'm starting to think that most AMPs employ one cute young chick, whose only job is to stand there when customers leave, in order to lure them back. It always always happens![/QUOTE]I know right? Always one that looks about 25, glasses, spinner, teeny tiny shorts, legs, heels, sun dress. A shill to get you back. If you ask for her they say yes and then bait and switch.

I was thinking about when I went to an AMP and chose the laundry woman. Guess that's like going to a nice restaurant and asking the bus boy to cook the food.

I can't get enough of this place. Everytime I get there its an adventure. Good girl is actually a very bad girl in a very good way. The service just keeps going up. She is spunky one.