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[QUOTE=ZaviJava;7321436]My ability to reliably log on here has been erratic last few weeks until the ever-patient A2 changed my original password to one of my choosing.

Thanks again A2...

Sunday Late Afternoon:

Wasting some time before picking up a regular for some overdue lecherous liaisons. Copilot & I meandered out on a JCB>Immigrant Statue>Sunnyside Road look 6:30>7:15 +-.

The armory at 88th had a BSW duo...

One in black shorts & puffy jacket above gold heels wasn't too terrible.

Her crewcut sporting friend in red top above black tights with matching pumps. Besides having some visible gunt was suffering from the female equivalent of early male pattern baldness.

Heading back caught a glimpse of black sedan pulling up & both hopped in with Tyrone daddy at the wheel. Laughs.

At transit center intercepted & in truck talked some in lot with a middle thirties+- WSW brunette in semi slinky black dress. At first thought she was Rachel from my long ago report #2240. Like Rachel, she wasn't a dime though the rest of her looked ok on the streetwalker scale. While her menu & ask were promising, unlike Rachel she was only doing car dates or more in her room across the street. Passed "Annie" my number for the possibly of some seasoned slore at later time.

Recon soundtrack: John Hiatt & The North Mississippi All Stars July 1, 2006 at Portland Blues Festival. Disc 1. One of my favorite Blues Festival's I attended.

[URL]https://ia601603.us.archive.org/32/items/johnhiatt2006-07-01/johnhiatt2006-07-01.mp3?cnt=0[/URL]

Wednesday Afternoon:

Was out pricing some materials for upcoming job around 4:30 +-. Distracted by an ongoing phone conversation wasn't at my usual 304 observational best & I missed photo opportunities.

Sunny Market had a cute brunette younger WSW in short blueish skirt & black fishnets sitting at Market front. Went around block & she was getting scooped at Don Pedro lot. Likely a card-carrying member of the "my room only all covered" cartel. Despite some minor baby fat, she was cute as fuck.

Up block Klickatat some had a trim short haired redhead in black body stocking. Couldn't get an estimate on age or looks & with the houseless reestablishing some domiciles there avoiding the sure to be Fentanyl & piss petrichor permeating the area. Hell, I mostly avoid going down that obvious area almost as much as I do Murder Street. Wait...why is my eye twitching?

Recon Soundtrack: finished the second disc of the above Hiatt show.

Friday Afternoon:

Around 5:00+- was out getting some fishing supplies & it was my turn in the snack rotation for a Saturday Salmon expedition. In between that errand wandered out JCB>Sandy>JCB.

As I approached 84 got a wave from an older blonde in blue dress above ankle boots. Looped around for a second look & wasn't all that impressed.

I thought I did see swordsmith Angela with latest handler at Stark McFlurrie bus stop but besides that possible. Nothing.

At least Saturday's fishing resulted in my first daily Willamette limit in ages. Early morning trolls with Pole Dancer flasher 36" before handmade pepto bismo hammered gold blade spinner with shrimp was the ticket today.

Recon Soundtrack: James McMurtry "The Back Dog & The Wandering Boy". I still must be on some promo list as I got a free advance copy for some reason. It's been a long four years between records from my favorite songwriter laureate.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNYXd_4TAiI[/URL]

Tuesday Night:

An impromptu JCB>Immigrant Statue>Sandy upper look around dusk produced some sightings.

Empty until Thompson where a duo where waiting...

A sturdy meh LSW in black shorts & top.

A roots showing butter faced blonde spinner WSW in black pants & low-cut belly shirt caught my attention until I saw the large tattoo over her right breast that invalidated the rest of her. I like tattoos yet thought way to ruin an acceptable breast.

Sacramento had a solitary young BSW in blue onesie that wasn't all that bad. For once some definitely age-appropriate attire for her trim form & some minor jungle drums were heard.

Sandy Upper still sucks ass...

McFlurrie's had a couple working the area.

A thicker LSW or WSW in red shorts & faded jean jacket was attracting a lot of attention & window talking in lot to the lined up McFlurriers.

A Medusa haired dreaded BSW in black tights under dress & matching galoshes was just downright macabre & yet another candidate to print out her picture & attach it to a stake in my vegetable garden to scare away the critters.

With darkness enveloping & not having my glasses except my prescription sunglasses headed for home before the possibility of adding to Vision Zero statistics.

Fancy House had a couple...

A blonde in red jumper like outfit. Was bouncing about a great deal & never got a good look at her.

A younger shoulder length maned brunette in striped pants & sandals was doing the same Crazy Ivan maneuvers.

By the time I got to Mill was running blind & spotted what I thought was Denise in white dress & matching boots. Had darker hair than I remember but could have been my lack of correct glasses at the moment. Laughs.

Recon Soundtrack: The Rascals August 29 1988 at The Ritz, NYC. Experienced live on the radio while driving I95 to Boston for college orientation. Well, until WNEW-FM signal finally faded into fucking static around Providence. Took me years of occasional searching but finally found the complete broadcast online for download.

[URL]https://ia803206.us.archive.org/19/items/Rascals1988-08-29TheRitzNYC/Rascals1988-08-29TheRitzNYC.mp3?cnt=0[/URL]

Wednesday Afternoon:

Running some errands around 4:30 +- threw in a short & quick look around the middle North end.

Only one seen was at Sunny with this dark hued brunette WSW in patterned bodysuit with the usual thong & bra top see through hints above matching six-inch heels. Despite those profoundly over the top Goliath Spider eyelashes she was cute & caused a frenzy of horn honking & near accidents. Special Darwin shoutout to the white sedan nitwit who parked directly behind & gave her a few honks of his horn. Fucking laughed out loud as she didn't even bother to turn & acknowledge you.

I'm too lazy to look but I'm sure I've seen this 304 in some Aurora Avenue video.

Recon Soundtrack: The Beach Boys "Pet Sounds". Mono & stereo edition. Not really a Beach Boy fan yet I do love this record & a nod to Brian Wilson's recent passing.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9keMETFIbk[/URL]

Friday Commute.

Copilot & I were looking at some work near down Glisan & took a very quick JCB>Glisan>Sandy>JCB look around 5:00+-.

Again, another recon where the pickings were slim as the only one seen near Arts wall was Sarah #15 in red onesie under red flannel shirt sans her usual Juggalo inspired makeup.

Always good to end recons with a semi chortle & she more than supplied it.

Recon Soundtrack: Los Lobos July 27,1993 Portland Maine.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/LosLobos1997-07-27.sbd.flac16/Los_Lobos1997-07-27d1t02.flac[/URL]

At least fishing was productive last time out. Been a few years since I actually had a Willamette daily limit especially this late in the season.

Another Sunday Afternoon:

After checking out the No Kings gala downtown for a while & some Saturday night salaciousness. Dropped regular & her laundry off Stark around 3:00 as I had previous Sunday dinner plans with others.

With time to spare before my dinner copilot & I did an afternoon Stark>Immigrant Statue>JCB recon this lovely afternoon.

Sightings started around Thompson with a mixed duo...

The one near the sign in white bikini top with belly was certainly nothing to write home about.

Her partner had toned legs above her gold heels & was somewhat more palatable though my jungle drums remained inaudible.

Sacramento had a previously spotted & contacted long legged curly haired blonde WSW. Don't fathom the whole twerking routine as she's attractive enough to attract the attention she's seeking without the histrionic hiney shaking. Talked to her earlier in the year & not much came of it. I still wouldn't mind her sitting on my face.

Murder Street had older LSW in longer tan skirt & black heels carrying some kind of fur coat. Kinda' butter faced & she gave me a wave & smile. Not the worst seen at Murder Street lately yet the question I had was about her coat. Dyed Chinchilla or what was my only thought & why on a 75 degree day. Laughs...

Beech had a young black & white duo.

A mixed or LSW in black & a frizzy haired saggy titted WSW occasionally shaking her lumpy ass as she walked & looked over her shoulder for reaction validation. The less said about these two the better. Yawns...

Sandy at 96th had a chubby meh blonde WSW in black onesie with white piping. Also had her electric scooter riding Lyle nearby.

Headed for dinner & was passing Division when I realized Tori had once again left belongings in truck. Turned around & saw a pair walking just North of Taboo.

A painfully skinny & younger BSW in patterned wraparound matching bikini top with copper hair had not a lot going for her except lack of cottage cheese.

Her WSW brunette partner in jean cutoffs & belly shirt highlighting some perky nipples was more definitely pleasing to this writers eye.

Both were engrossed in their phones & missing licks.

Nothing else seen...

Recon Soundtrack: Steve Earle - "The Revolution Starts Now". Followed by another listen to James McMurtry.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP7Wqt9rEL0&themeRefresh=1[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwgaCm7H1MU[/URL]

On all the above stroll sojourns various PPD SUV & undercovers were seen in all compass points. Some days more than others...

Safe recons & tight lines.[/QUOTE]

Anyone know where bagger Vance hangs out these days?

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;7321454]Emptying the phone...[/QUOTE]Thanks. Great recon pics. Sunny WSW looks good.

Had a dream I tracked down a slim and sexy BSW, but looked like LSW at first. Went by the name of Ava. $ for FS. Wouldn't let me go all the way in or fast. Would not repeat.

Tuesday Morning Recon:

Copilot & I did a consolidated materials run to Parkrose hardware & Mr. Plywood around 11:00+-.

Didn't have to wait long for first sighting...

Near Standard was a WSW fuglie brunette in black corset like ensemble with bulging chest all accented by torn black stockings & low heels. Yeech...

On our way back Winco area had a late twenties +- sturdy long maned redhead WSW keeping it daylight classy in white mesh dress with the quotidian bra & panties above heels. Not in any particular hurry to get back my stair demo & building purgatory, looped around since she looked like an honest to god true ginger as she headed West down Powell.

While looping down Rhine for 2nd look at the redhead was accosted midblock by an older tan (or dirty) haggard criddler brunette with bright pink lipstick who sprang off the curb to engage. Its speculation who smelled worse. Un-showered me with a patina of seventy-year-old house demo stank dust or...Ya' know her.

Certainly know I didn't want to find out...

Of course, I missed the redhead who had backpedaled through a very crowded Winco lot. Too much traffic & eyes in lot & on Powell for a quick close look.

From my quick glance at her. Somewhat thicker than I prefer & the deficiency in her chest was made up by cuteness in her face & of course that red hair.

Went back to my stair building purgatory...

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & The Chrome Hearts "Talkin' to the Trees". Not the worst of his albums yet I do miss Crazy Horse more than I miss being twelve years old.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQm2q2KbJL8[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIKxvzY8sJs[/URL]

Saturday Night:

Getting some takeout before picking up a regular the copilot & I did a quick JCB>Sandy lower>Sunnyside Road look around 7:00+-.

Not one 304 seen until Hancock where a young or mixed BSW in all colors of the rainbow themed two piece was playing hide & seek behind the bushes there. No jungle drums heard yet I did have a serious hankering for Skittles for reasons unknown...

Sacramento had a meh reddish blonde WSW or LSW in black two piece above slippers. She seemed more than a little familiar with backwards baseball cap dude in photo. Wonder who he be. Laughs.

The Lions had a long-haired brunette in off white shorts above black bikini top flaunting some minor pussy print & nonexistent chest. Head on view wasn't the worst view, yet the profile view revealed she had much more snout than boobs...

High school hill had a copper wigged younger BSW in jean shorts & half shirt. On way back she'd parked herself at Murder Street.

Yawns & copper head was the last one spotted.

Some PPD SUV seen.

Recon Soundtrack: Warren Zevon February 2,1998 at Paris, France.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/warren-zevon-paris-1988-radiofrance-rf-france/16[/URL]+Ain't+That+Pretty+at+All. Mp3.

Thursday Night:

After cleaning jobsite & tools applied 3rd coat of finish to staircase project in order for it to cure before my clients got back from Europe. Was in desperate need for groceries. Since the mortar sonic booms were starting early the nervous copilot & I headed out around 7:00 with a too long list of needed groceries around 7:00+-.

Not a damn thing seen until the Lions where an older well preserved though thin faced WSW blonde in cream two piece & kitten heels. I missed a photo since I'm still learning limitations to my new method of voice commanded remote shutter control.

Fremont provided more than multiple laughs with some neanderthal eejit in black sedan honked & yelled something to older pudgy PR or LSW in demure pink bathing suit above flip flops. I obscured his face yet got a Gary Ridgeway vibe from his expression & approach. Just observing this casanovas interaction was more then enough. Laughs...

It's a busy capture with two other 304 further down street & nicely topped off with that billboard about human trafficking.

Was still laughing & missed the one approaching jack shack. That I can't remember one fucking thing about her should succinctly paint the picture.

The WSW brunette in red fuck me boots at Murder Street was semi tasty despite what I'm sure was some travelling bolshie bitches manner. I'm almost sure this one was previously seen at Sunny in earlier recon.

Cracked a cold beer & made some dinner. Attempted to watch sunset on patio while eating but the darker it got the more random mortar blasts irritated both of us enough to force us inside this nice night.

My only real solace this evening was knowing this is some's last weekend with ten fingers.

Recon Soundtrack: finished the Zevon show from above.

Saturday Afternoon:

After a nice fourth with regular & dropping her off earlier. Took a 1000 acres hike & swim with the copilot. Skipped the avenue on way up in favor of 205 yet took the long Sandy>JCB way home afterwards 4:00+-.

The Armory on Sandy had younger brunette WSW in the usual mesh onesie ensemble. She wasn't terrible.

A couple of BSW on the East side between the Lions & Glenhaven park.

One younger in brown transparent catsuit.

An older blonde BSW in two piece black & white two piece above heels.

Both the above failed to trigger any jungle drums.

Nothing else seen until extreme South, which surprised the fuck out of' me with a not atrocious young thin BSW with long Bozo the Clown colored hair to her small ass & an over-the-top pair of seasonally inappropriate furry boots. Skinny "Bozo" was attracting some Southie coomers almost immediately. Laughs.

As always was nice to see some action in the South despite not personally not interested.

Wasn't paying attention to PPD spottings.

Recon Soundtrack: Little Feat April 10,1973 at Ultrasonic Studios. Another fine FM broadcast.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/lf1973-04-10.fm.plaz.119794.sbeok.flac16/lf1973-04-10s1t05.flac[/URL]

Safe recons & tight lines.

Was coming home from Vancouver and decided to take 82 down to the Foster / Woodstock area.

One SW might have been seen, but it wasn't super clear. This was around 8:45 pm on a Sunday (today).

Did all that new construction shift the locations to new areas?

Was in your neck of the woods recently and picked up a blonde WSW who went by Quality on 82nd, by the enclosed strip mall area with some Asian restaurants inside. Somewhere between a little curvy and HWP, nice bod and face by street standards. Went a few blocks away and stared a very nice BBBJ for 60. Only 40 more to upgrade to FS, so I asked if she had a room. She did but didn't have condoms, so for another 50 upgraded to BBFS. 160 total due to only having 20's.

Service was solid and no rush, would happily repeat if she was closer (she did say she's in Seattle regularly.) Overall very solid gal, especially for the price. I asked if she was on the boards and or online, yes to online but not on the GPS board (probably why she was actually decently priced). Search of her number didn't produce a bunch of outdated hoe ads, so she may be a bit UTR.

And before a bunch of you rush to the DMs to ask for her number, if you're not a senior member with a history of posting actual actionable review info, don't bother.

[QUOTE=CamelToe2000;7341853]so she may be a bit UTR.

And before a bunch of you rush to the DMs to ask for her number, if you're not a senior member with a history of posting actual actionable review info, don't bother.[/QUOTE]This one?

Hardly UTR & everyone in Puddletown has her number.

Tuesday Morning:

Copilot & I were out pricing materials around 11:30 as always ran most of the length of the avenue JCB>Parkrose Hardware>JCB.

As we passed Flavel tire shop & caught a glimpse of younger LSW in black hanging back Knapp some. At first, thought she was waiting for service to be done at shop then my spidey senses kicked in & looped around as she headed North. Gave me looks as I passed but. No es genial, pero tampoco esta'tan mal yet I'm still enjoying the slight recent renaissance in the South.

Just past the States had a close to chunky younger BSW in tan two piece above sandals. Meh...

On way home Boise had a very tan (more likely very filthy) WSW brunette in cream colored top & jeans going off at traffic. Fascinated by the bizarro world fulminations vomiting out of her piehole was looking at her when she saw me glancing towards her hcriddler crazytown. Stopped her tirade for a minute then cupped her tits lewdly. As my lower extremities retreated all scared turtle like, tasted the faint bile rising & thought Sarah #1.5 has some serious competition for crazytown criddlers street rantings. Laughs...

Last seen was the pugilist faced pug old WSW South of Flavel. Yeech...

Recon Soundtrack: James McMurtry "The Black Dog & The Wandering Boy".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9KiZGmqUSw[/URL]

Thursday Afternoon:

After dropping off a regular near Division. Needed to pickup a lumber order nearby & then out on avenue for a bit around 1:00. JCB>Mr. Plywood>82nd Immigrant statue>JCB this afternoon.

The Souths recently seen resurgence seems to have died off for the moment...

Nothing until El Burrito Loco with meh curly haired LSW in a far from flattering black off the shoulder onesie above sandals. Honestly my only real thought was if El Burrito would be a good candidate for some takeout lunch.

Murder Street threw out a cookie cutter dark haired younger brunette WSW in black onesie robotically waving at all traffic. Probably the same one photo documented at Armory in an earlier report. Seen one vapid waver seen them all. Yawns...

Sandy hill revealed a trim mixed or BSW in animal pattern top unbuttoned while highlighting her black bra encased Babylons above some tight black shorts & sandals. A slight anathematic look from her & with jungle drums resonating loudly in my head, still looped around for a second look. Only to be ignored with malice. Fucking picky hookers. Laughs...

Recon Soundtrack Sonny Criss - "The Complete Imperial Sessions". Disc 1. An overlooked giant who bridged between the sensuous tone of Johnny Hodges and Charlie Parker, who sacrificed tone to speed and forever changed the syntax of the alto with his incendiary solos. Unfortunately, a tragic end just as he was getting some recognition.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSgfIl5HlZs[/URL]

Friday Afternoon:

For once a job went just exactly perfect & by 1:30, saws & related baggage were in truck & since I was working off 122nd & Holgate today. I wasn't that enamored of tool unloading for the 2nd time in under six hours decided to head North on 122nd to explore new territory for my tired eyes.

Not a lot seen until around Davis in the form of shoulder length younger redhead in low riding pajama bottoms & stretched out wife beater tee shirt showing off some perky sideboob & jiggling puffies gave me a look. Was interested until I saw some minor baby bump below those appealing puffies went into a blue tent near Glisan gas station & didn't pursue further. While I'm not maiesiophilia disposed whatsoever she looked like she'd clean up nicely.

On the plus side 122nd is free of all the construction you have to suffer on 82nd & the pavement is less suspension rattling yet it was nothing more than alternative to the tedium I feel on 82nd.

Yet....that whole area around bottle drop seems like a hellscape shitshow of sorrow.

Meandered down to Sandy where Sandy>82nd>JCB produced not one sighting.

Skipped later Friday recons for the chance of some strange in the form of the transit center brunette from earlier report (#5849) who agreed to an outcall. Annie then went radio silent Saturday night when the time came. Win some lose some. At least I didn't have to leave the house to be ghosted & if another opportunity arises you can be sure I'll be severely lowballin' her.

Recon Soundtrack: Sonny Criss - "The Complete Imperial Sessions". Disc 2.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSgfIl5HlZs[/URL]

Sunday Afternoon:

Before a truncated Tabor walk copilot & I took a quick look JCB>Immigrant Statue>JCB around 6:15.

All of this evenings sightings were between Sunny Market>Murder Street.

First seen was near Sunny with a low key brunette in jean shorts & black top carrying bags along with a backpack. Some over sized cat eye sunglasses completed her look. Took her for non-combatant until the grey SUV riding my bumper screeched & barely made turn onto Holiday to intercept. Went around block to see her & bags getting in at Sunny lot. She wasn't really worth the obvious turn or use of anti locks.

Between Tillamook>Murder Street had a 304 or two at every corner.

On West side at Happy Fortune (or whatever it's called) had the previously yet seldom seen brunette Lolita spinner waving wildly at some punter stopped on east side of Eugene. No question she was working & wanted him to pick her up there. As I went around block saw her run across avenue & hop in same waiting punters car. Damn she's got just the right amount of slutty offbeat & cute going on.

Got more than slightly discombobulated from Lolita & proceeded to miss usable pictures until Glenhaven park hill that had mixed duo walking South.

A sturdy one in road cone orange two piece only elicited a yawn...

Road cones walking partner was a taller leaner in full on Aurora or Figueroa fripperies of black lace bodysuit & matching garter held black stockings above six inch heels. No doubt those heels would be lighted pleasers after sundown. Some jungle drums were certainly heard. More for the outfit than her. Laughs...

Sacramento had moon faced Aurora hustler Melody in her signature red lace body suit. Yawns...

Glenhaven Park hill had a mixed duo heading South.

A heavily sweating BSW in red onesie. Boob & leg sweat is a call to violence this late in the day.

And a meh LSW in shapeless tan dress above sneakers shoveling some McFlurrie frosty treat in her face. A good multitasker as she still managed to vapidly wave without missing a bite.

Murder street threw out or up (you decide) a cottage cheese chunky thighed & ass brunette WSW in black negligee.

Last seen was an off the shoulder top wearing brunette WSW near Sunny. I think this was "Peachy Keen" from a recon last Summer, yet I couldn't really confirm since it'd been awhile. I had a number for her & deleted it when it was out of service for weeks.

After a stop at TJs for mango cream bars & margarita strawberries nothing else seen all the way to Sunnyside Road to pick up a regular.

A few PPD SUV seen at all areas. Also spotted the undercover silver Expedition prowling about Sandy>Glenhaven park today.

Recon Soundtrack: Ry Cooder August 4, 1984 at Cotati Cabernet, Cotati, CA. A nice sounding bootleg from the collection.

[URL]https://ia600206.us.archive.org/18/items/RyCooder1984-08-04/RyCooder1984-08-04.mp3?cnt=0[/URL]

Safe recons & tight lines.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;7344205]Tuesday Morning:

Copilot & I were out pricing materials around 11:30 as always ran most of the length of the avenue JCB>Parkrose Hardware>JCB.
.[/QUOTE]Which of those reports is the one walking next to the black fence and bus stop?

[QUOTE=LeftForDawn;7344270]Which of those reports is the one walking next to the black fence and bus stop?[/QUOTE]That'd be the latina near Knapp street. South end of 82nd.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;7344202]This one?

Hardly UTR & everyone in Puddletown has her number.[/QUOTE]Too fat.

Chubby.

I believe that's her. UTR was pure conjecture, I was just passing through your town for 1 night so not familiar with your scene at all. Most girls when you google their number you get multiple hits on the hoe sites and in this case I didn't.

One quick additional note. After getting creampied I don't think she did anything to clean herself up beyond a quick wipe down, which skivved me out a bit but milk was spilt at that point. Make of it what you will, I might be inclined to stick with the excellent BBBJ if I encountered her again. Happy hunting gents.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;7344202]This one?

Hardly UTR & everyone in Puddletown has her number.[/QUOTE]

Friday Afternoon:

A short report for of you with a propensity to suffer from jungle fever more than I do.

Coming back from lumber run with video rolling was passing through the Flavel vicinity around noon & for the fourth day or longer saw this skinny young BSW working the area hard.

Hair color/length changes daily so look for those wooly mammoth boots & thigh gapped tiny peach.

You're welcome...

Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis "Sketches of Spain".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38zRx9AYDHQ[/URL]

Safe recons & tight lines.

If gums are your thing. Black boots and black coat Very haggard and wrinkly old lady on sandy this morning at 7 am. Next to the last notell near 122nd. She was certainly looking for rent money, If gums are your thing. She could be a bargain basement girl for you hard up broke folks.