Massage Parlor Reports

Your first mistake was going the Asian route at this place. Euro is the way to go. While yours and others MMV I've yet to have an experience that I haven't been satisfied with and I consider myself quite picky.

Secondly, one look at their table shower is about as appealing as getting a scrub down on a CTA bench. Opting to forgo the shower saves a few bucks plus no issues about anyone going through your stuff while your in the other room. (Not that I've heard of this being a problem)

Sorry you had a bad experience plus the tease. Sucks when your hard earned dollars or winnings are blown on a lack-luster experience. Better luck next time.

TMT

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]I found myself with a little extra time (random work appts.) and money (poker winnings!) this Saturday and decided to check out Bella after reading some positive posts. It was without question the worst, and probably weirdest experience I have ever had.

I had a woman named Mia, who seemed to be running the place. She's Asian and north of 40 and okay looking, but really just okay. I pay $55 for the tables shower and massage, and the weirdness began almost immediately. We go back to the massage room and she tells me that since the table is being used, she's going to massage me first she says "for a little while, then we go to table shower and come back. " Annoying, since I could have waited 5 minues for the table shower, but I play along since I'm a good sport and I figure she'll be more agreeable later if I'm agreeable now.

She proceeds to give me a decent, though not spectacular massage with chatter and definite teasing, including some not too subtle touching of mr. Happy. She's mostly friendly, though gets on my nerves with questions about whether or not I'm married (I'm not), and at one point insinuates that I'm old (I'm not a kid but DEFINITELY younger than her!). After massaging my front with some additional teasing, she stops and says it's time for the table shower. After giving me a fluffy purple robe (worn my others I'm sure), and some flip flops (also probably used many times between cleaning), she leads me to a really cold shower table that's covered with plastic wrap.

So the table shower proceeds, and I find the plastic wrap slimy and uncomfortable, but I'm still playing along thinking that there is going to be some payoff eventually. She gets down to my midsection and says, "Do you want me to wash you there? " Of course I say yes and she proceeds to spend a couple of minutes soaping me up until I'm at full attention, and then rinses me off paying special attention to my special needs area.

She then towels me off, including getting her face close enough for me to slap her with it, has me put the fluffy robe back on, leads me back to the room, and announces that she's getting the ubiquitous glass of water.

She returns with the water and I ask what happened to the "rest" of the massage, and she starts to play dumb. I've never gotten mad at being turned down before, but I've also never had someone give me half of a handjob! WTF lady!

I told her right to her face that she doesn't have to do give extras (I've taken one for the team plenty of times), but that being a tease isn't cool. She starts giggling and claims she wasn't being a tease. I got dressed and left without giving her a cent. If she gives me a "maybe next time" or a "I don't do that" she probably still gets a $20 tip. But laugh in my face? See ya' babe, and I won't be back.

Of course, when I leave there's a much younger cute Asian girl and a dark haired Eastern European with a big rack.

I've never been so pissed.[/QUOTE]

Gentlemen,

I was looking at CL and saw a new ad for parlor on Diversey around Racine yesterday which is by my office. I called yesterday and person assured me all the girls are very cute. We heard that before. So today while driving I stopped to take a look and who was behind the counter but the Momisan from Roses on Ashland Looks very clean and she had a special going on and assured me if I come Back(she knows me) I will be happy.

I do not know if anyone has tried If I do not hear anything I might try on Wens day and report back.

Spokenone69

Heard bad things about Therapy Spa but went anyway. I should have listened. If you got $70. 00 and Fifteen minuets it is still at 3334 Peterson.

Should have went to the Dentist next door. That would have been less painful.

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]I have heard a report that one or more of the L girls have branched out on their own. If any seniors have any info, please PM me.[/QUOTE]Use Facebook to see your favorite gal and maybe contact her. If you know the first name of your fav. Gal, you can look through the main mans FB page and find her. You can also start with Ivone K and then look at the friend list. You will see past employees, one uses a alias that is very easy to figure out. The pic is ugly though. You should eventually notice a link to one FB page that has 10 friends and 7 of them you may or may not recognize. If doing some intel. Is too time consuming, then be patient. Once the court issue is final, the gals will return to a different location. There is a 3rd court date this month. All of this info that I provided is basic items that can be found on the internet.

Good Luck.

Went to the new place on chicago AVE called Oki Doki massage (look on CL). Typical set up, apparently it was their first day. So here is the problem, I go in, get undressed, they don't even offer me a towel to cover up with. The woman, cindy, gives me a pretty decent rub and she touches all over, even rubs the boys a bit and then she is like times up. I was like what about this? She was like, sorry we don't offer that service yet, its the first day. You come back again and it will be different. I was like, uhhhh. Probably not. But here is the problem, this little shop had some little hotties working at it and they were all dressed up real slutty like and I like slutty. So, fuck me, I TOFTT and have reported back. I might have to take two FTT.

After perusing the link, I would like to go on record is I am about the only person having done this recently(reporting), get over the petty stuff and get back to sharing info. The cops don't want to arrest you and if you have less than ten reports, don't ask bc we won't tell.

[QUOTE=Paleface]F. Blaster:

You make another very good point in your post. A lot of us are concerned about our girls. It was evident when Lusitania closed. Now, you have all these PMs and open posts aimed at taking care of a girl many of us don’t even know. A lot of us give sh*t about our MTs.

Our friends are getting hit from 2 directions, the economy and LE. If things keep going as they are, LE won’t have to bust down the door to put a place out of business.


I saw some fear in a girl’s eyes the other day that really worried me.

I asked her, “How are things going here?”

“Really slow”, she said. “End of the month. I have to pay the rent”.

She was talking about her home, not the business. Papasan owns the business, not her. I’m sure she speaks for a lot of girls.

So Gentlemen, I know it’s a little risky out there, always was, but the girl is putting her ass on the line to be there for us, and yes, to make a little money. Let’s get our hands out of out pockets, step up, and take care of our friends.[/QUOTE]I believe the Lusitania was sunk by a U-boat.

[QUOTE=To Much Time]Have not heard any reports about the Blonde that runs ads for Lincoln Park massage frequently on BP. So tried it out last month.

I'll I have to say is. Spend your money else where, things are rushed, rough, and as quick as a fly on to shit. Not to mention an up-sell to boot. Wasting any more time on this post means the longer I have to remember this poor experience.

Far better pleasant and more value for $$ options abound.

TMT[/QUOTE]Oh, and I've been meaning to report this as well, but thought I was the only fool to go here.

If you look in the corner shelving w/fake flowers, you'l notice a camera.

Dreamt of Bella visit with Tiffany. Opted for 1/2 hour for. 4. "Medium" massage was good. On the covered flip, nothing happened, she said "5 minutes left. " I took the hint, uncovered myself, and made my intentions clear. Started in without bargaining, top came right off (perfection, alone worth the price). Technique was a little rough early on. Didn't try to roam away from top.

Review:

Massage. 8

Attitude. 6 (not bad, just mute)

Technique. 7 (rough, but takes instruction)

Top. 11 (Real, perfect)

Summary. 8 (She's no Olga)

RE: area LE presence. I walked up and saw 2 squad cars outside and freaked a little. Decided to walk past MP and saw 3 PO's in taco joint 2 doors north. Got a coffee 2 doors south, waited for LE to leave, went in. Tacos and high traffic locale probably the reason why there are frequent reports of LE parked outside.

Finally, nothing happens with this one without initiation. I would recommend getting proper intros out of the way promptly after the flip as I (my own fault) was a little time-pressured.

.4 +.5 tip, money well spent. Will probably do the hour next time.

[QUOTE=Thinmint]Spokenone69

Heard bad things about Therapy Spa but went anyway. I should have listened. If you got $70. 00 and Fifteen minuets it is still at 3334 Peterson.

Should have went to the Dentist next door. That would have been less painful.[/QUOTE]

I got a pretty good massage, and the girls were nice. They were older, but had good attitudes. I'll go again.

[QUOTE=Golferfore]
After perusing the link, I would like to go on record is I am about the only person having done this recently(reporting), get over the petty stuff and get back to sharing info. The cops don't want to arrest you and if you have less than ten reports, don't ask bc we won't tell.[/QUOTE]

Golferfore: You might not want the info they have to share. They’re staying home, doing who knows what? From what I hear, the parlors are virtually empty, except for the girls.

If we do not show up, LE wins, by default.

You do yourself, the girls go hungry, and the parlor closes. You tell me who closed the parlor? And for what reason?

Me, I’ve been over to 26th Street, Pulaski, Damen. If anyone wants to know what I’m doing there, I’m getting a massage. Most of the time, I’m the only one in there. I walked into 26th Street looking for Eva and ran into CiCi. Wow! I have to go back for her. I love to go with Ellen up at Pulaski. If I could turn the divining rod off her, I’d be with Sunny. These days, just about everyone’s available whenever I show up. For me, it’s a question of time and money.

So what are you guys waiting for? Pull up your pants and get out there.

[QUOTE=Whisper2000]I got a pretty good massage, and the girls were nice. They were older, but had good attitudes. I'll go again.[/QUOTE]You must of went next door to the Dentist.

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Use Facebook to see your favorite gal and maybe contact her.

Good Luck.[/QUOTE]

Nino,
Genious! Nice work!

[QUOTE=Golferfore]Went to the new place on chicago AVE called Oki Doki massage (look on CL). Typical set up, apparently it was their first day. So here is the problem, I go in, get undressed, they don't even offer me a towel to cover up with. The woman, cindy, gives me a pretty decent rub and she touches all over, even rubs the boys a bit and then she is like times up. I was like what about this? She was like, sorry we don't offer that service yet, its the first day. You come back again and it will be different. I was like, uhhhh. Probably not. But here is the problem, this little shop had some little hotties working at it and they were all dressed up real slutty like and I like slutty. So, fuck me, I TOFTT and have reported back. I might have to take two FTT.

After perusing the link, I would like to go on record is I am about the only person having done this recently(reporting), get over the petty stuff and get back to sharing info. The cops don't want to arrest you and if you have less than ten reports, don't ask bc we won't tell.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the report Golferfore. Please let me know how the second time went. Feel free to just post or PM me.

[QUOTE=Tanaka]I was visiting Irving Park area and stopped by Violet Spa. 3 providers were chatting each other when I came in. They looked Korean to me, but I can be wrong. However, I can't be wrong about their age - they were all over 40. They were trying to look good, but age definitely shows up. Anyway, the deal was .6 for an hour or .8 for four hands. Then it was almost an embarrassing moment for me, when I was trying to make up my mind by looking (more like starring) at each provider and evaluating her on the subject of spending the next hour with her. A minute later, when the older lady started to loose patience, I gave myself an excuse to step out and never returned. Not my cup of tea.

I guess I am just getting old. I want my massage done by a cute young girl. I know that 20 y.o. will never give a good massage, but are there any 28-30 y.o. Asian providers left in Chicago?[/QUOTE]

They did have some younger girls before. I was fortunate to try one a few months ago and had a great experience. Have been back 3-4 times after that but the girls tend to go down in scale every time I went IMO, unless someone can let me know what days the good ones work. Probably wont head back unless some new reports come in.

Decided to check out the health center on Damen Monday. Was greeted by Lisa, whom I saw previously at the south side location. Very nice set-up, which could partly explain the higher door fee. (.60) To make a long story short, I had a fully enjoyable time and left what I consider to be a reasonable tip. 1.00

Incidentally, Aj is up and running again. Door fee is now .50 for 45 minutes.