Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LimpDick;1975900]And they accept credit cards!! LOL Seriously.

The old one is FS.

The dike is a $ for a HJ.

Blah.[/QUOTE]Saw one of them, forgot her name, but they have the place in O'Fallon MO, she is the dark haired one and from what everyone says she is a lesbian, but hell that turns me on! LOL, anyway very mechanical, she was not really into it, will not repeat even though it is close by. Have not seen the older lady, I hear tell she offers more, but not anythign I really want. There are better out there.

[QUOTE=DonnyBrasso;1988154]Well work on big juggs jane in overland. Let me know how that works out. She needs a little of your smooth techniques I think.[/QUOTE]I recently saw a post somewhere her of a good review of her. I have been in this a few years and I will tell you she was the worst I have ever had. Actually left early, forget the ending. Massage nazi, rude, and well reviewed as being awful. I kind of question that one good review.

I saw Sharon a few weeks back and had planned on just a regular Sharon Rub but the 4 hand was available so for an addl .6, I went for it. Since Sharon has always accommodated the two ball, I opted for the quick BBB J CIM from her partner and ended with the normal Sharon release at the end. The partner whose name I cannot recall was pretty skinny and had a nervous smokers laugh but fine oral skills. The actual rub from the partner was nothing to write home about and considering her overall appearance, I probably would not repeat with her. I have been very pleased with the normal 2 hand from Sharon so definitely will repeat.

If anyone has any recommendations for providers similar to Sharon, maybe a little bit younger, and maybe who allow a little more touching, please let me know. As always thank you for sharing.

[QUOTE=LikaTug;1990754]Saw Elle a couple of months ago. Not sure why she accepted me as a new client. Played some phone tag but it worked out. Reviews are accurate. I chose the $.6 option which was amazing. Would like to repeat but the price is just too high compared to others.[/QUOTE]It is amazing to me that these older women who couldn't get laid in a bar full of drunks can get $160 for a hand job.

This pic and add seems new to me. I will try tomorrow (Sunday) and report, unless I am steered away. So just checking first.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100-saturday-special-wld-wnt3r-tr3t-sexy-busty-bombshell-23/9828939[/URL]

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[QUOTE=Searcher11;1991974]This pic and add seems new to me. I will try tomorrow (Sunday) and report, unless I am steered away. So just checking first.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100-saturday-special-wld-wnt3r-tr3t-sexy-busty-bombshell-23/9828939[/URL][/QUOTE]Those pictures are stolen from an active provider in Minneapolis / St. Paul. This chick uses fake pics in all her ads. I don't know for sure, but I suspect, this is Kloe KOCKdashian. I would be leery of any addresses with a "Private Studio" on Jefferson and Gravois. The same with the hot gal with the blue bikini on the massage table. Fake pics from a legit provider in Florida. Just my .02. YMMV.

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[QUOTE=BillBradsky;1991873]It is amazing to me that these older women who couldn't get laid in a bar full of drunks can get $160 for a hand job.[/QUOTE]That's the goddamn truth Bill. They don't have to be supermodels for most of us, in fact, I like a little cushion or an older chick, but JESUS. What they expect for 15 minutes and a disinterested HJ is crazy. I mean at least throw on some decent lingerie and fake it a little bit.

[QUOTE=BillBradsky;1991873]It is amazing to me that these older women who couldn't get laid in a bar full of drunks can get $160 for a hand job.[/QUOTE]Just clarifying, you are talking about Elle in the ad of the original post? I have seen her, hardly what you would call unattractive and her body is quite nice, price was a little steep for a full nude HJ ending, but like I said was hardly ugly and not even close to chubby let alone fat. Unless something drastically changed in the last years. I think she blacklisted me cause I committed the ultimate sin of missing my second appointment with her (accident on highway) but I can't imagine any reason not to see her except her steep rates.

[URL]http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/4300998567.html[/URL]

Anybody ever get any more than a legit rub from this gal? Saw her a couple of years ago, no draping but she remained fully clothed, had a weird rubbing style and had her face right next to my skin, but no extras. I guess I could have asked but generally I do not on my first visit. She seemed to have either a boyfriend or husband sitting in the next room in her basement watching TV. Very odd environment.

[QUOTE=LikaTug;1993538][URL]http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/4300998567.html[/URL]

Anybody ever get any more than a legit rub from this gal?[/QUOTE]I saw her 3 or 4 years ago, and the experience was exactly the same as you just described. No draping was involved that was her decision she said she preferred no draping. However I did not get the feeling anything else is on the menu so I never returned.

The license number in her ad is no good. Phone number has a North Dakota area code.

[QUOTE=LikaTug;1993538][URL]http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/4300998567.html[/URL]

Anybody ever get any more than a legit rub from this gal? Saw her a couple of years ago, no draping but she remained fully clothed, had a weird rubbing style and had her face right next to my skin, but no extras. I guess I could have asked but generally I do not on my first visit. She seemed to have either a boyfriend or husband sitting in the next room in her basement watching TV. Very odd environment.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LikaTug;1993538][URL]http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/4300998567.html[/URL]

Anybody ever get any more than a legit rub from this gal? Saw her a couple of years ago, no draping but she remained fully clothed, had a weird rubbing style and had her face right next to my skin, but no extras. I guess I could have asked but generally I do not on my first visit. She seemed to have either a boyfriend or husband sitting in the next room in her basement watching TV. Very odd environment.[/QUOTE]I saw her a few months ago. Near the end of the massage, I asked if I could borrow her lotion. She handed it to me and continued to do a light touch massage while I took care of myself. I'll probably go back sometime. Not sure if there is more to be had. Either way, still not a bad deal for .65.