Strip Club Reports

I met this girl, but don't have any info on her VIP room dancing and extras. Thank you Gator.

[QUOTE=Rippa;3043318]Just drove past Bare Assets up on North Main about 10:30 PM tonite and the parking lot was almost completely full. I'm not much of an avid Club goer, and I rarely see anything good about BA reported here on this thread. Is it simply one of those few strip joints open on a Sunday night and pretty much the only game in town at this time? Or has the staff finally gotten a little friendlier with the clientele?

Curious minds would like to know.[/QUOTE]It's been so long since I was there last, CURIOUS MINDS so want to know!

Does anyone know Staci's schedule? I've seen her there and was hoping to see her again, but I'm not sure when she typically works. The club doesn't provide info about who's working over the phone for obvious reasons.

Lotus is back to dancing. Yes the Incomparable Lotus dances at least one day a week on Tuesday's. She's got some of the nicest natural tits and eraser sized nips I've ever seen. I got some dances with her yesterday and could have blown a load in my shorts. If you haven't seen her or gotten one from her, it's one of the most sensual experiences you'll have. Slow and seductive, she hasn't missed a step, (no pun intended) away from dancing, (since she's been serving primarily there).

[QUOTE=Janus420;3046793]Lotus is back to dancing. Yes the Incomparable Lotus dances at least one day a week on Tuesday's. She's got some of the nicest natural tits and eraser sized nips I've ever seen. I got some dances with her yesterday and could have blown a load in my shorts. If you haven't seen her or gotten one from her, it's one of the most sensual experiences you'll have. Slow and seductive, she hasn't missed a step, (no pun intended) away from dancing, (since she's been serving primarily there).[/QUOTE]What does she look like? Picture?

[QUOTE=Janus420;3046793]Lotus is back to dancing. Yes the Incomparable Lotus dances at least one day a week on Tuesday's. She's got some of the nicest natural tits and eraser sized nips I've ever seen. I got some dances with her yesterday and could have blown a load in my shorts. If you haven't seen her or gotten one from her, it's one of the most sensual experiences you'll have. Slow and seductive, she hasn't missed a step, (no pun intended) away from dancing, (since she's been serving primarily there).[/QUOTE]I've seen Lotus for years and years there, and she's still a doll, but don't you think that amazing ass we talk about is a bit past 'big enough'? I know, different strokes for different folks. I just remember how it was a few years back, when I did have a thing for her. As I said, she is a sweet heart, and you're right about the tits, but her butt has gotten too big for my tastes. YMMV, obviously.

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;3047874]I've seen Lotus for years and years there, and she's still a doll, but don't you think that amazing ass we talk about is a bit past 'big enough'? I know, different strokes for different folks. I just remember how it was a few years back, when I did have a thing for her. As I said, she is a sweet heart, and you're right about the tits, but her butt has gotten too big for my tastes. YMMV, obviously.[/QUOTE]Super sweet girl and sexy as they come. But yes fish she has past the level of thick that turns me on. I'm thinking she's gotten too comfy in her marriage. But they do have a few new ones that are nice.

[QUOTE=MouthHunter;3047920]Super sweet girl and sexy as they come. But yes fish she has past the level of thick that turns me on. I'm thinking she's gotten too comfy in her marriage. But they do have a few new ones that are nice.[/QUOTE]She is nice and can carry on a convo. I got a dance from her once a few years ago when she was thinner (her sister was also dancing at scores / emps then). It was a good lap dance as I recall but she told no extras were avail so I never repeated.

Finally check out the old BK Lounge on Baymeadows. Was kinda sketchy in that there were dudes hanging in the parking lot, but we went on in anyway. $5 cover (this was close to midnight) to get in. No metal detector or pat-down. Club had an Orlando / International feel. Boriquas, big bootie white girls and some slim AA chicks. Some went topless. No idea about VIP, but beers were $4 each. Enjoyed, will repeat after some pre-gaming. Better than Dollhouse, IMO, even though no punany on display in the public forum.

Did not even bother with DH last night as it has been terribly lame recently. Dancers are not all that hot and it seems that most are content to sit and text with their phones. Parking lot was fairly empty so I just drove on by. Even knowing that Katya was back and just working weekends could not get me to stop.

Sins was not that busy either. Did a couple of dances with Lisa and sat around for a bit. Most everyone else did not seem to be in the mood for working.

Finally went to Wackos. They were having some sort of back to school night. Lots of the dancers decked out in little school girl costumes. What they should have called it was fat school girl night. Lots of plump hefty dancers in attendance. Did not really see anyone that appealed to me. There is a noticeable different level of talent between Fri. And Sat. Nights. Maybe this evening will be better.

[QUOTE=MyNewName;3050456]Finally check out the old BK Lounge on Baymeadows. Was kinda sketchy in that there were dudes hanging in the parking lot, but we went on in anyway. $5 cover (this was close to midnight) to get in. No metal detector or pat-down. Club had an Orlando / International feel. Boriquas, big bootie white girls and some slim AA chicks. Some went topless. No idea about VIP, but beers were $4 each. Enjoyed, will repeat after some pre-gaming. Better than Dollhouse, IMO, even though no punany on display in the public forum.[/QUOTE]I'm a white guy been wondering about that place so it's not like Vibe on Philips but more like TDK but better? $5 v $10 to get in is always better but I'm not into Black girls that much unless she looks like Rhianna as I don't like BIG BOOTY myself.

[QUOTE=ZLicker;3051054]I'm a white guy been wondering about that place so it's not like Vibe on Philips but more like TDK but better? $5 v $10 to get in is always better but I'm not into Black girls that much unless she looks like Rhianna as I don't like BIG BOOTY myself.[/QUOTE]Batman didn't make an appearance, and I can't think of anything else that fits TDK. ;)

I assume you mean TDH, and I would go to new BK every time before I'd go to DH simply because you can't get a beer in one and you can in the other. A $4 beer sounds way better than a $5 Gatorade, but that's just me. Some guys put a premium on being able to drop $5 to have the girl take it all off.

[QUOTE=MyNewName;3050456]Finally check out the old BK Lounge on Baymeadows. Was kinda sketchy in that there were dudes hanging in the parking lot, but we went on in anyway. $5 cover (this was close to midnight) to get in. No metal detector or pat-down. Club had an Orlando / International feel. Boriquas, big bootie white girls and some slim AA chicks. Some went topless. No idea about VIP, but beers were $4 each. Enjoyed, will repeat after some pre-gaming. Better than Dollhouse, IMO, even though no punany on display in the public forum.[/QUOTE]What's the name of the place? Never seen it before.

[QUOTE=MrWheels83;3052000]What's the name of the place? Never seen it before.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZLicker;3051054]I'm a white guy been wondering about that place so it's not like Vibe on Philips but more like TDK but better? $5 v $10 to get in is always better but I'm not into Black girls that much unless she looks like Rhianna as I don't like BIG BOOTY myself.[/QUOTE]Paradise Gentleman's Club (BK) BK for Burger King (the original building) is the new club on Baymeadows. Doll House (TDH) I believe is what he meant. However, it is a bad comparison. One is a bikini bar that serves alcohol and the other serves juice with the girls getting nude on stage and in VIP. So it is a matter of choice. If you must compare the two, I would choose the DH first. If comparing DH to Sinsations, I would choose Sinsations, a lot younger dancers going the extra mile. I have been to Paradise three times, very inconsistent with the lineup and arrival of dancers. Patrons are mostly a mix of all races, mostly younger, and a few old men like me. Most of the younger are just hanging out drinking with their buddy's and sparingly tipping. There are also a lot of couples and lesbians hanging out too. A lot of money spent on the decor and bar. VIP is sectioned off by a partitioned and are open, you sit in a small standard chair, could be uncomfortable for a larger customer. It may take a while for this club to measure up to Wackos.

Friday afternoon into evening.

Wackos. As mentioned below Wackos had a Back to School Theme. All the girls were trying to make an extra dollar for school supplies. I tried to help because a mind is a terrible thing to waste. I believe all the ones that really go to school are back in school already because the lineup was weak. Just a few okay ones. Night shift did have a tall slim Cuban with awesome boobies and a Colombian with an ass to die for and perfect body, walked with an attitude. I spotted three huge Blondes on night shift, would have been nice to see them mud wrestling, that's about it. One had a huge beer belly. Big girls need Dollars too! Did get a dance from a ponytail Brunette with braces on the chunky side, tried to hustle OS into believing we should do FS. I sensed hustle all the way, too many promises and all over the place.

SCORES. Shifted to SCORES with MouthHunter where introduced me to his little play thing, sweet and sexy as hell. SCORES had fewer girls and no back to School party. Most of the dancers huddled with their regular customers. I asked one dancer I tipped several times why she had not come by after tipping her several times. She said no particular reason and that some guy was bothering her, which was a true statement. We chatted for a while, usual stripper stories needs money for fines, this, that, court on Monday, trailer blew up and martens took it, etc. I got a few dances from her and she more than made up for not stopping by earlier. Love the new boots! Called it a night, two LEOs in parking lot with drunk in car. Oh, the hottest girl in there, the one that takes the entrance fee.

It looks like most of the strip clubs are going through a rotation now, some leaving the game, some returning, some should leave but won't and a few new ones here and there, have seen better days.

Sorry if I missed it posted earlier, but saw today that new solid gold is closed for "major renovations".