Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Achmed46;4068661]Interesting thing at the boat Sunday. A very slim dancer was on stage. Though slim, had a very nice ass and perfect perky titties. I I tipped her a few. When she came around after her stage dances, I was busy with another dancer. So she started a dance with my buddy. 10 seconds into the dance she was yelling at my friend. It appears that he put a hand on her butt and she did not like that. He gave her 5 bucks just to go away. A few minutes later a bouncer came over to talk to my friend. The dancer complained to management that my friend tried to "FEEL HER UP'. Well. Golly gee. She works in a freakin strip club in Tucson. What the heck does she expect. The bouncer of course treated my friend with the courtesy a customer would expect and told him he would just tell the dancer to stay away from him / I think she will not have a financially rewarding career as a stripper. LOL.[/QUOTE]Heheheheeh funny as hell. She will appreciate the feeling up at the boat when she ends up walking 6th for funds.

Cheers.

TM.

[QUOTE=Achmed46;4068661]Interesting thing at the boat Sunday. A very slim dancer was on stage. Though slim, had a very nice ass and perfect perky titties. I I tipped her a few. When she came around after her stage dances, I was busy with another dancer. So she started a dance with my buddy. 10 seconds into the dance she was yelling at my friend. It appears that he put a hand on her butt and she did not like that. He gave her 5 bucks just to go away. A few minutes later a bouncer came over to talk to my friend. The dancer complained to management that my friend tried to "FEEL HER UP'. Well. Golly gee. She works in a freakin strip club in Tucson. What the heck does she expect. The bouncer of course treated my friend with the courtesy a customer would expect and told him he would just tell the dancer to stay away from him / I think she will not have a financially rewarding career as a stripper. LOL.[/QUOTE]And that is why when a dancer asks if I would like a dance I will always start with Do you have any do's and don't's during a dance and then warn them that I will get a bit handsy. THEN I ask them what their dance prices are. Every so often you will find a lady who is very honest and give you all the pricing right away. Also you will get a strong reaction from the ones who don't want to be touched by you as they will either tell you a huge list of nopes, ask a stupid price per dance, tell you that its cool but not on the floor, or they will do air dances a foot or two away.

I also almost always wait until I see a dancer giving a dance to someone before I will get one from her, especially in places where you can find a mix of don't touch me girls and anything for a dollar girls. I look to see how they react to the patron, if the patron is doing any of the typical things you do to try to indicate you are looking for more, any of the tell tale things that she is offering more, any of the looks of what am I doing with my life I want to get out of here. I have dodged many a bullets doing this and saved a lot of time and money getting right to the chase doing this too.

All that said sometimes you just have to TOFTT.

I keep trying and hoping I will go into venom az nd see some attractive talent. I went in about 1:00 today and thought I was at a cattle auction. I left before the non existent waitress could take my drink order.

I thought I would try going to the boat earlier in the evening. I usually don't get there till almost 11 pm. Tonight I got there about 6:15. I wish I had read the reports on Unique more recently so they would have been fresh in my memory. It's been a while since I read reports on her. All I can say is stay away! She's very assertive. She told me after her stage she was going to take me to the champagne room so we could have nasty fun. She was very annoying. I finally agreed on 2 Champagne Room dances just to get rid of her because I only have $40 left. After 2 of the worst Champagne Room dances ever she wouldn't get off of my lap. I literally had to shove her off my lap. It took so long to get her off my lap that another dance was counted. I had to go to the ATM and withdraw cash to pay her another $20. This woman needs to be fired! I don't know if anyone from the boat ever reads these reports or if anyone reading this report knows somebody in power at the boat but something really needs to be done about her!

[QUOTE=AZHopeful;4073720]I thought I would try going to the boat earlier in the evening. I usually don't get there till almost 11 pm. Tonight I got there about 6:15. I wish I had read the reports on Unique more recently so they would have been fresh in my memory. It's been a while since I read reports on her. All I can say is stay away! She's very assertive. She told me after her stage she was going to take me to the champagne room so we could have nasty fun. She was very annoying. I finally agreed on 2 Champagne Room dances just to get rid of her because I only have $40 left. After 2 of the worst Champagne Room dances ever she wouldn't get off of my lap. I literally had to shove her off my lap. It took so long to get her off my lap that another dance was counted. I had to go to the ATM and withdraw cash to pay her another $20. This woman needs to be fired! I don't know if anyone from the boat ever reads these reports or if anyone reading this report knows somebody in power at the boat but something really needs to be done about her![/QUOTE]Not to quibble but is it a rob if you agreed to the dances? Any way couldn't agree more about this unattractive psycho girl. The funniest part I find is she must be high all the time as week after week she tells me she is German. We and by we I mean I speak German to her (I spent 8 years in Germany growing up and four more as an adult) and she doesn't have a clue what I'm saying. Yet a week later she does the same thing all over again not remembering me catching her in this lie and embarrassing her.

Gwen on other hand should be sampled by all serious lovers of big tits and bjs.

Arrived at Venom about 3:30. There were plenty of dancers—even some decent ones. The ones I came to see were busy in the cabanas. There were a couple of others who looked promising but they were talking to customers. So I left and went to Raiders. When I arrived there were nine dancers sitting at tables talking. Of those dancers who were circulating, I struggled to find one without a flat chest. Then "The Unique" came by. I knew better than to acknowledge her presence but she was aggressively relentless. I told her I was waiting for someone. She wanted to know who. I pointed to a random dancer on stage who I didn't know. She made me promise to get dances from her as soon as I was done with the dancer on stage. Finally she left. I never got dances from that dancer on stage so after a while she came back and said I promised to get dances from her. I grabbed another dancer by the arm who was walking by and headed to the Champagne Room. I had no idea who she was or her CR worthiness but I wanted to get away from Unique. It turns out the dancer I ushered into the CR (without her objecting) was Karen. Relatively decent looking with the first pair of actual tits I saw all day at Raiders. She played and gave a respectable HJ. When I left the CR, I walked out of the club for fear of Unique stalking me.

[QUOTE=TheLadysMan;4074094]Not to quibble but is it a rob if you agreed to the dances? Any way couldn't agree more about this unattractive psycho girl. The funniest part I find is she must be high all the time as week after week she tells me she is German. We and by we I mean I speak German to her (I spent 8 years in Germany growing up and four more as an adult) and she doesn't have a clue what I'm saying. Yet a week later she does the same thing all over again not remembering me catching her in this lie and embarrassing her.

Gwen on other hand should be sampled by all serious lovers of big tits and bjs.[/QUOTE]I understand what you're saying. I did agree to two dances. I guess the ROB problem is that she wouldn't get off my lap and I ended up having to pay for an extra song that she really didn't deserve. I literally had to shove her off my lap. If a police officer saw that I probably would have gotten arrested for assault and battery!

[QUOTE=StripperLuv;4074108]Arrived at Venom about 3:30. There were plenty of dancerseven some decent ones. The ones I came to see were busy in the cabanas. There were a couple of others who looked promising but they were talking to customers. So I left and went to Raiders. When I arrived there were nine dancers sitting at tables talking. Of those dancers who were circulating, I struggled to find one without a flat chest. Then "The Unique" came by. I knew better than to acknowledge her presence but she was aggressively relentless. I told her I was waiting for someone. She wanted to know who. I pointed to a random dancer on stage who I didn't know. She made me promise to get dances from her as soon as I was done with the dancer on stage. Finally she left. I never got dances from that dancer on stage so after a while she came back and said I promised to get dances from her. I grabbed another dancer by the arm who was walking by and headed to the Champagne Room. I had no idea who she was or her CR worthiness but I wanted to get away from Unique. It turns out the dancer I ushered into the CR (without her objecting) was Karen. Relatively decent looking with the first pair of actual tits I saw all day at Raiders. She played and gave a respectable HJ. When I left the CR, I walked out of the club for fear of Unique stalking me.[/QUOTE]Unique does AIR dances. I tried her once and that is enough. She does not bother me any more because she knows it is a waste of time for her. A simple no is sufficient. Now Karen is a whole different thing. She is a fun sweet girl with natural suc able titties, and a great a $$. And smile although I would not want it to get any bigger. I just wish she would do otc. She said she does not. Oh, and by the way my preferred answer when a gal asks WHO I am waiting for is " not you".

[QUOTE=TheLadysMan;4074094]Not to quibble but is it a rob if you agreed to the dances? Any way couldn't agree more about this unattractive psycho girl. The funniest part I find is she must be high all the time as week after week she tells me she is German. We and by we I mean I speak German to her (I spent 8 years in Germany growing up and four more as an adult) and she doesn't have a clue what I'm saying. Yet a week later she does the same thing all over again not remembering me catching her in this lie and embarrassing her.

Gwen on other hand should be sampled by all serious lovers of big tits and bjs.[/QUOTE]Could you give a description or details about this Gwen. Or pm me. I visit the boat about 3 times per week.

[QUOTE=Achmed46;4074598]Unique does AIR dances. I tried her once and that is enough. She does not bother me any more because she knows it is a waste of time for her. A simple no is sufficient. Now Karen is a whole different thing. She is a fun sweet girl with natural suc able titties, and a great a $$. And smile although I would not want it to get any bigger. I just wish she would do otc. She said she does not. Oh, and by the way my preferred answer when a gal asks WHO I am waiting for is " not you".[/QUOTE]Not you. Know that is some funny shit.

[QUOTE=Achmed46;4074601]Could you give a description or details about this Gwen. Or pm me. I visit the boat about 3 times per week.[/QUOTE]Me too please.

Venom Sunday afternoon. Met Prim. White girl. Nice thin body. Pretty face. Small natural breasts. New to this club. Got one dance from her. She said it was 2. Gave me attitude when I questioned her. Gave her $20 and walked away.

So we here know that fake German girl is bad news, when you are there and one of these known bad ladies comes by and asks for a dance, ask them are they going to be better than the last time. Recount how last time she said one thing and provided another, you can go as far as telling them you only get dances from ladies that screw you literally not figuratively. You know they don't / can't keep track of everyone they worked over. Its a bold move but they won't be asking you for another dance any time soon.

[QUOTE=SmokeShopJoe;4077428]So we here know that fake German girl is bad news, when you are there and one of these known bad ladies comes by and asks for a dance, ask them are they going to be better than the last time. Recount how last time she said one thing and provided another, you can go as far as telling them you only get dances from ladies that screw you literally not figuratively. You know they don't / can't keep track of everyone they worked over. Its a bold move but they won't be asking you for another dance any time soon.[/QUOTE]Or you can just simply ignore her when she comes by and she will get the hint. No need to be an ass but just say not interested and keep looking at other girls. I have used that with her multiple times as she does not seem to recognize the people she has dealt with in weekly bases. There is something wrong with that girls nogging.

[QUOTE=Bertlong;4077502]Or you can just simply ignore her when she comes by and she will get the hint. No need to be an ass but just say not interested and keep looking at other girls. I have used that with her multiple times as she does not seem to recognize the people she has dealt with in weekly bases. There is something wrong with that girls nogging.[/QUOTE]Don't work my man she is a fucking plopper.