[QUOTE=OriginalSin;1969885]Yup! I've been having this issue for the past week now. Glad to see it's not just me.[/QUOTE]I have not seen major slowdown, but then I am using an iPad. Virus infection here is not affecting iPads?
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[QUOTE=OriginalSin;1969885]Yup! I've been having this issue for the past week now. Glad to see it's not just me.[/QUOTE]I have not seen major slowdown, but then I am using an iPad. Virus infection here is not affecting iPads?
[QUOTE=OriginalSin;1969885]Yup! I've been having this issue for the past week now. Glad to see it's not just me.[/QUOTE]I concur and not only that I generally get knocked off the board completely after about 10 minutes of browsing. I have to wait some time to be able to get back on.
[QUOTE=Eelectri;1963786]I just met this spinner trough another friend and she is needing some regulars.
SM apply only.[/QUOTE]Your the man, thanks a lot. Tried to pm you, box was full, bet I know why, LOL.
Ladies, please be sure to execute due diligence prior to seeing clients. This PSA DOES NOT apply to the gorgeous ladies that know the game and know how to properly present themselves to a gentleman caller. This PSA, like my PSA at post #11774, is merely intended to advise those lovely ladies who sometimes "fail", if you will, to tend to their "hygiene" prior to meeting a client. This applies mainly to RubGals though you LMT's out there that read the Board may find this info utilitarian. I encourage anyone, providers included, to add to this if I left anything out. Thank You.
1) Shower thoroughly prior to meeting a client. You have no idea how much guys appreciate a woman that smells fresh and clean. It is a real turn on when a woman is fresh, clean and hygienically "correct".
2) Do not clean yourselves with "wipes" or hand sanitizers, in lieu of a thorough shower. You can do that in an "emergency situation" of course, but, nothing is sexier than a hot woman that is freshly showered and clean.
3) Some rub places have no shower facilities. Jag's advice: Get one. (There are some guys on here that work for plumbing companies that can install a shower for you in exchange for 6 months of free rubs). Or, if you ladies have a sink and hot water, use that. Sure, a sink is not a shower, but it certainly is better than nothing.
4) Ladies, PLEASE, pay exceptionally close attention to your female "areas", if you will. Make sure your "lady parts"/ ass crack / assholes are completely sanitized with soap and warm water, as well as a standard type douche (I know not all women douche) for those "hard to reach" areas. Recently, The Jag had a horrible experience (though it turned out well as she performed an awesome BBBJCIM / Face while her girlfriend masturbated on her face at the same time) while I was having a hot threesome with two fairly well known providers (Warning: Those people who are eating breakfast / lunch / dinner while reading this next part should not read any further): I was just starting to pound away, K9, inside a provider when I noticed a pungent stench that can only be described as "possibly life threatening". The DOD (USA Department of Defense) would have classified the malodorous cloud as "chemical weapon". The odor was not emanating from her asshole. It was wafting up from her vag (Jag can tell the difference). I did all I could to keep from gagging and choking. The intensity of it was similar to the effect you get when you "sniff" "smelling salts". The stench was so bad, in fact, that the "spores" clung to the squamous epithelium and seromucinous glands of my nostrils for two days. FYI: The paradigm of Dynamic Equilibrium can only manifest in the proper environment. Oddly, I had seen this lady before and mercilessly fucked her into the next zip code. There were never any previous issues. So, I was surprised. No, I did not perform DATY on her for you smart asses out there that will invariably ask that question. Well, perhaps she had just finished her monthly cycle. I don't know. I did not say anything to her, of course, because I did not want to hurt her feelings. I don't know if she reads the Board. I hope she does and that she sees my PSA. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamic_equilibrium[/URL] this. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_nose[/URL].
5) Less is more. A little perfume is very sexy. Too much will choke a hobbyist. Use sparingly ladies.
6) Wash your hair and use minimal hair spray or gel. Again, less is more.
7) Makeup: See 5 and 6 above. Less is more. Use your make up to Hi lite your attractiveness and minimize your "weaknesses", if you will. Average looking gals can look very attractive with the right amount of strategically applied makeup.
8) Mouthwash: A must! Rinse out your mouth THOROUGHLY with a high quality mouthwash / rinse. Fresh smelling breath on a woman is the icing on the cake. Even you smoker gals can have fresh smelling breath if you practice proper oral hygiene. Use a breath mint / gum AFTER using mouthwash.
Stay clean,
JaguarXF.
[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1973333]Ladies, please be sure to execute due diligence prior to seeing clients. This PSA DOES NOT apply to the gorgeous ladies that know the game and know how to properly present themselves to a gentleman caller. This PSA, like my PSA at post #11774, is merely intended to advise those lovely ladies who sometimes "fail", if you will, to tend to their "hygiene" prior to meeting a client. This applies mainly to RubGals though you LMT's out there that read the Board may find this info utilitarian. I encourage anyone, providers included, to add to this if I left anything out. Thank You.
1) Shower thoroughly prior to meeting a client. You have no idea how much guys appreciate a woman that smells fresh and clean. It is a real turn on when a woman is fresh, clean and hygienically "correct".
2) Do not clean yourselves with "wipes" or hand sanitizers, in lieu of a thorough shower. You can do that in an "emergency situation" of course, but, nothing is sexier than a hot woman that is freshly showered and clean.
3) Some rub places have no shower facilities. Jag's advice: Get one. (There are some guys on here that work for plumbing companies that can install a shower for you in exchange for 6 months of free rubs). Or, if you ladies have a sink and hot water, use that. Sure, a sink is not a shower, but it certainly is better than nothing.
4) Ladies, PLEASE, pay exceptionally close attention to your female "areas", if you will. Make sure your "lady parts"/ ass crack / assholes are completely sanitized with soap and warm water, as well as a standard type douche (I know not all women douche) for those "hard to reach" areas. Recently, The Jag had a horrible experience (though it turned out well as she performed an awesome BBBJCIM / Face while her girlfriend masturbated on her face at the same time) while I was having a hot threesome with two fairly well known providers (Warning: Those people who are eating breakfast / lunch / dinner while reading this next part should not read any further): I was just starting to pound away, K9, inside a provider when I noticed a pungent stench that can only be described as "possibly life threatening". The DOD (USA Department of Defense) would have classified the malodorous cloud as "chemical weapon". The odor was not emanating from her asshole. It was wafting up from her vag (Jag can tell the difference). I did all I could to keep from gagging and choking. The intensity of it was similar to the effect you get when you "sniff" "smelling salts". The stench was so bad, in fact, that the "spores" clung to the squamous epithelium and seromucinous glands of my nostrils for two days. FYI: The paradigm of Dynamic Equilibrium can only manifest in the proper environment. Oddly, I had seen this lady before and mercilessly fucked her into the next zip code. There were never any previous issues. So, I was surprised. No, I did not perform DATY on her for you smart asses out there that will invariably ask that question. Well, perhaps she had just finished her monthly cycle. I don't know. I did not say anything to her, of course, because I did not want to hurt her feelings. I don't know if she reads the Board. I hope she does and that she sees my PSA. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamic_equilibrium[/URL] this. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_nose[/URL].
5) Less is more. A little perfume is very sexy. Too much will choke a hobbyist. Use sparingly ladies.
6) Wash your hair and use minimal hair spray or gel. Again, less is more.
7) Makeup: See 5 and 6 above. Less is more. Use your make up to Hi lite your attractiveness and minimize your "weaknesses", if you will. Average looking gals can look very attractive with the right amount of strategically applied makeup.
8) Mouthwash: A must! Rinse out your mouth THOROUGHLY with a high quality mouthwash / rinse. Fresh smelling breath on a woman is the icing on the cake. Even you smoker gals can have fresh smelling breath if you practice proper oral hygiene. Use a breath mint / gum AFTER using mouthwash.
Stay clean,
JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Good PSA but # 5 should read: "NO PERFUME" How many guys can't go home with even a scent of STRANGE...? (ans: most of us!
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I finally became a senior member and it only took me 4 yrs. Maybe now I'll get to get some of the super secret senior only pm information I keep hearing about.
Looking for a few good men!
774-XXX-3756.
She is available all day today.
[QUOTE=Tgmonsta;1973543]I finally became a senior member and it only took me 4 yrs. Maybe now I'll get to get some of the super secret senior only pm information I keep hearing about.[/QUOTE]I am right there with you.
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If you don't know how to do that,[list]Click their name[/list][list]Click "View Profile"[/list][list]Click "Add to ignore list"[/list]
Then you will never see another one of their posts.
I get it that Jag posts a lot, and I agree a lot of the posts are kind of pompous, but they are generally entertaining and he doesn't fuck with people so who is he hurting? If he violates the posting guidelines then report the post and let me deal with it, otherwise live and let live,
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[QUOTE=Tgmonsta;1973543]I finally became a senior member and it only took me 4 yrs. Maybe now I'll get to get some of the super secret senior only pm information I keep hearing about.[/QUOTE]Congratulations brother on your "matriculation" into the pantheon of SM. Well deserved indeed my friend and I (and I am sure the rest of the Board) look forward to your reviews on quality pussy.
JaguarXF
Anyone know of anything going down in this area?
[QUOTE=Hayzed;1974974]Anyone know of anything going down in this area?[/QUOTE]Stakeouts, busts, arrests and a Polk county sheriff who loves press. Do a search on Poinciana escort arrests.
[QUOTE=OliverOil;1975195]Stakeouts, busts, arrests and a Polk county sheriff who loves press. Do a search on Poinciana escort arrests.[/QUOTE]Haha I hear that, dead I take it then.
Can anyone direct me to providers west of the city near the Winter Garden, Ocoee, Oakland, Clermont, Groveland, etc. Areas? PMs welcome but not necessary. Also will consider Leesburg, Eustis. Thanks