The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2727775]I turned on my phone yesterday, and asked Siri: "[I]Siri, what would be a good Christmas gift for me to get Christine5, based on the way he treats me?[/I]".

Siri recommended the following seasonally-appropriate Instructional Video for Christine5:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjtZilCwoBk[/URL][/QUOTE]YragFag my old friend. I looked at the video you sent me and it was disgusting. Please refrain from sending me homographic material. I am a single STRAIGHT male. This is a MONGER board when men discuss women. You Sir need to seek professional help.

Chris5.

Anyone who has really seen her knows she could use some dental work, but you saw her anyway? Heaven forbid, did you overlook that flaw that is such a turn off to you? You are late on this one, I reviewed her on 10 Nov. Let me introduce to everyone, "The Queen of Bullshitters" and "Not A Monger" the legend in her own mind, Sissy Chrissy.

JC.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2727735]Special thanks to GiantOne for sharing this sweet little sexy lady with me. Yes GiantOne busted me up for going silent on hIm when he requested digits. LOL! Sorry dude that won't happen again. Texted Gina late tonight and we met at the racetrack off Edgewater. Gina is mobile. Drive's HERSELF. That was a first for me. LOL! Gina is young sexy with a small petite frame. She is as cute as a button. We talked like we already had met each other before. Excellent services. When I hugged her I grabbed underneath her tight dress and held on to her ass. No panties. Just the way I like it. I knew after palming her ass that I had to fuck this sexy young chick. Excellent BBBJ and CFS. She's tiny but her pussy made me nut super quick. Thank You GiantOne for this great find. Hell I'm thinking about seeing her again tomorrow.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2728292]Anyone who has really seen her knows she could use some dental work, but you saw her anyway? Heaven forbid, did you overlook that flaw that is such a turn off to you? You are late on this one, I reviewed her on 10 Nov. Let me introduce to everyone, "The Queen of Bullshitters" and "Not A Monger" the legend in her own mind, Sissy Chrissy.

JC.[/QUOTE]You have a glorious review to NOVA and it wasn't even her in the pic! Two OTHER SENIOR MEMBERS verified this and gave her shitty review! You paid nova 200 coins plus tip for a chick who was not even the chick in the ad! Explain you retarded old man. You owe me a fucking explanation for your lying and your stupidity! My dreams cost me between 10 and 30 coins! LOL! You paid NOVA how much AGAIN? 200 coins plus tip! Now who's the DUMB ass? LOL!! I will NEVER believe any of your reviews again. But please post all reviews. I encourage you to continue posting reviews. Lies or not please POST. Sorry old man you got caught big time with this NOVA lie! You gage her 200 coins and white knight her here! Fake pic, fucked up teeth, LAZY fuck and bad smokers breathe! Hope you enjoyed NOVA. I'm sure she will be available to you anytime now. LOL! Can you post the REAL NOVA pic?' LOL.

Chris5.

Pick up your face off the floor old man!

[QUOTE=Chris5]
YragFag my old friend. I looked at the video you sent me and it was disgusting. Please refrain from sending me homographic material. I am a single STRAIGHT male. This is a MONGER board when men discuss women. You Sir need to seek professional help.
Chris5. [/QUOTE]This is an all-inclusive Board, my friend. We will ALWAYS make an exception for a GAY DOUCHEBAG like you, Christine5.

Why Christine5 "[I][b]fancies[/b][/I]" the handle "Chris": [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxcOaOTLuIg[/URL].

How Christine5 [U]really[/U] feels about women: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X6lqD5gZdg[/URL].

[B][i]See ya on the other side![/i][/B]

I got the perfect Christmas gift for you old friend. How about a nice big portrait of PETER PAN!! ROTFLMAO!! That way you can pin the pic of PETER PAN in your shitty bedroom. You remind me of PETER PAN dancing and twirling around in green stocking.

I know you're smiling at this post beitch!

Smile beitch, smile! LOL.

Chris5.

Listen to me very carefully my old friend. You YragFag are a LOSER. You will always be a loser. I on the other hand am a WINNER and I will always be a WINNER!

Anyone even associated with you is a fucking LOSER! Your next door neighbors are LOSERS! Your coworkers are LOSERS. ANYONE associated with you is a loser.

Happy Holidays old friend.

Pick up your face fucktard.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5]
Listen to me very carefully my old friend. You YragFag are a LOSER. You will always be a loser. I on the other hand am a WINNER and I will always be a WINNER!

Anyone even associated with you is a fucking LOSER! Your next door neighbors are LOSERS! Your coworkers are LOSERS. ANYONE associated with you is a loser.

Happy Holidays old friend.

Pick up your face fucktard.

Chris5. [/QUOTE]It appears our auto-correct mistakenly changed "WHINER" to read "WINNER" in your previous report.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Accordingly, please enjoy your Rat Trap "Horoscope Video" free of charge:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLQO9zxvu4c[/URL]

[RED]Please do not respond to this report. Replies to his thread are not monitored.

[b][i]System Admin[/i][/b][/RED]

C3 I know you have me on ignore old friend but I'm still waiting on an answer from you on how you handled this Nova new ATF of yours. I feel myself and this whole board deserves to know why you are a lying sack of shit! JustCruzin is completely useless so his input is never needed. I would like an explanation old friend.

Chris5.

Hello to all my brothers in FLA!

It seems we have one Of your douche bags, CHRIS5, that wanted to comment on one of the ladies up in Massachusetts. Can you guys do us a favor and keep him occupied in the Florida boards so he doesn't pollute Ours? Thanks a lot and have a great holiday.

BB.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2729341]Hello to all my brothers in FLA!

It seems we have one Of your douche bags, CHRIS5, that wanted to comment on one of the ladies up in Massachusetts. Can you guys do us a favor and keep him occupied in the Florida boards so he doesn't pollute Ours? Thanks a lot and have a great holiday.

BB.[/QUOTE]Eat a dick you fucking stalker! I'm going to have fun with you here in the TRAP!! I Ain't Deb you cocksucker! LOL.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2729341]Hello to all my brothers in FLA!

It seems we have one Of your douche bags, CHRIS5, that wanted to comment on one of the ladies up in Massachusetts. Can you guys do us a favor and keep him occupied in the Florida boards so he doesn't pollute Ours? Thanks a lot and have a great holiday.

BB.[/QUOTE]We had sent him up to you to chill out. Guess that did not work out too well.

Suggest you do what everyone here with any common sense did long ago. Don't comment on the wet his pants attention seeking 5 year-old's posts; just put him on ignore. The people here who still engage with him obviously lead very depraved and deprived lives. For the rest of us, this nonsensical drivel is just that.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2729061]It would be helpful in getting your point across if you included the post seem to be ranting about!

Swags.[/QUOTE]ExecutiveNoTalent is a DOUCHE BAG and a LIAR! He deserves none of your time at all.

Chris5.