OTB Monday night, good time, good talent
Monday today, early evening at OTB, drink specials $3. 25 cocktails and domestic bottles which was nice. Talent tonight was a very high level. Several standouts, I'd call the "murderer's row" of dancers: Aubrey, Kendra, Hunter and Jasmine. These 4 are as fine as you'll find at almost any club, certainly in our fair city. I wouldn't be critical of any of the girls in the rotation this Monday night, actually. I spent over an hour at the small stage, getting POV of several fine asses and parting with more than a few GWs. Jasmine had just a remarkable set of legs and bulbous perky ass besides her long hair and pouty lips, exotic look, maybe some Asian blood. Headed back for a round of private dances and she stripped down to a small white string bikini thong. She whispered that it was OK to touch her anywhere except the front triangle of her thong *gulp* That's pretty generous and a good time was had. Loved sliding my fingers under her snappy thong string. She did this amazing thing, went totally horizontal, put her feet over my shoulders and her ass in my lap and propped herself up on the floor with her arms, gyrating, really hit the spot.
RIP Randi the Pole Breaker
27 years ago she was an attractive 36 year stripper at OTB and other Wisconsin venues. Tall and a solid body. Enjoy her company but she was bipolar. Fast forward to 2021 she looked to be 250 lbs plus. She stopped visiting 15 yrs ago fearing her wait gain would disappoint me. She would have been right. Still feel bad. Seems every few months I lose someone. Life expectancy for strippers on drugs is mid 50's.
The tits are real, the personality is fake!
Every once in a great while, I've seen implants (ok, felt implants) that do a pretty good job. Rapid weight loss, nursing, or poor diet can lead to saggy, flapjack titties. Well placed implants that just bring the titty back to its former shape and firmness, I'm all for. Implants that leave the skin so taught you could bounce bowling pins off them is not appealing. Whoever said "Cold and hard" was talking about my ex-wife's personality, but also fake tits ballooned beyond reality.
I talked to a stripper who said to make money she needed bigger tits - "Bust is bucks" she said to me. Two nights later a stripper who had mosquito bites on fried eggs (extremely flat chested) danced onto the stage in a dress that looked like it had been stolen from a girl going to First Communion. She had Mary Janes on, with those little ankle socks that have the turned down frills. She carried a Raggedy Andy doll and danced to 60's bubble gum pop. Holy fucking Jesus on a pogo stick! The dollars flew onto the stage. Especially when stripper began humping Raggedy Andy.
Coochie (Still gets hard thinking about her) Eater.
God Bless You All.
P.S. I can hear some of you saying "Coochie, you lying bastard. We know you can't get hard" So, okay, I get somewhere beyond semi-soft thinking of her. Stop being so fucking picky.