Grateful; Honored; Humbled
[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1200116]I would like to be the first one to place into nomination, for the position of Co- Ombudsman of the seediest, low-down degenerated, swill sucking, best-worse place in Amerca,"The Block". A position recently vacated by the late Wm. Donald Schaeffer (The greatest Cheerleader for Baltimore ever!) Our own pair of de-generated, lucky not to be disease ridden, or put away, Ebadawg (?) and our new poster Spderman888. These two gentelmen imbibe the essence of our Hobby. They truly "Get It". They understand that what we have in our own backyard is truly a miracle. I remember my first "first hand" visit toThe Block, back in 1968. It was after the spring riots, and I finally got a chance to experience the circus midway atmosphere of The Block. The sequined costumes, the tassles and paisties, the three piece combo playing the bump and grind beat for the strippers. First song, the removal of the outer costume, the next song, off came he bra. And the last song the runway strut in pasties, and panties. If you were breathing, the dancers would sit next to you and ask if you wanted some company. After talking a bit, you would buy a bottle of champagne, and make your way to the rear area of the club. I remember twice picking up crabs, once at the Jewel Box, and once at Boot's. If that wasn't to your liking, there was always the Massage parlors, around the corner on Gay St. I was lucky enough to have a friend whose parents owned one of the bars, and he showed me the ropes during several visits to that "Jewel in the Rough" somebody decided to call "The Block"
Thanks for letting me spend some time remembering some fond memories of my past. Be safe.
GTR[/QUOTE]Wow; the title says it all. I don't think I have ever been complimented so nicely before. I'll ignore the insult of calling me a gentleman and just soak in the kind words :)
GTR, I think you have me beat on length of experience but compared to many I go back a ways. I remember hitting the block shortly before my 18th birthday when the drinking age was 18 and just moments (or what seemed like moments) before the 80s got into full swing with the election of Reagan. No politics here; just a reference to time.
I do though remember the clubs where the Benton Bldg is now; when The Block extended east past Gay Street for a club or two; had drinks with Johnny Stacatta; and saw one of the great shows of all time at the 2 O'clock Club. A big old stripper with the biggest knockers ever carry around a chair by placing its back under her boobs. Oh and I saw A BAND play for strippers there as well.
Oh and I remember too when there was almost a second "Block" up where The Godess is now (and was then). I even worked with the daughter of one of the club owners. Heard tons of stories about the joys and perils of a cash business.
What's not to like about The Block? OK; I know what's not to like but that's the stuff I like. It's not like I enjoy seedy and sleazy to the exclusion of anything else but since it's here and available and I subscribe to the notion that a dirty mind is a joy forever, why not? It's great.
When I think of all of the crazy and cool and wild and weird things I have seen - and perhaps done; I don't use the forums as a confessional - I wouldn't trade those experiences for lifetime free pass to Scores. Now, if somebody has a lifetime free pass to Scores, I'll take it; but not in trade for all those years of craziness.
I haven't been in a year or so and have been meaning to go since the fire. Now that I am writing this with a big smile on my face I think I might make it down there next week as I have an excuse to be out of the house. No real excuse for smelling like cigarettes and strippers but I can get out of the house at least.
If you ever saw my wife: brilliant, beautiful, body of a super model, commands respect when she enters a room, perfect manners, dresses perfectly, incredibly well spoken, top of her field, always composed and always intellectually on target and perfect to bring home to mom (who likes her better than she likes me; and she does like me)...
You'd understand why a night of sleaze on The Block is worth every penny.
Like I said, I'll be the old guy with the stack of singles and a big smile.
Had To Abort. Family Emergency
[QUOTE=Ebdawgg; 1193656]Max,
I hope you get this in time.
The block is great. Always has been and still is. The problem though is with varying definitions of great. You know, one man's trash is another man's treasure.
That said, if you count on and enjoy a trashy experience as I do then the block is perfect. I tend to go for sleazy adult entertainment and think the block is among the best places for that. On the other hand many of my friends prefer "gentleman's clubs" and they hate the block and are disappointed any time they go. Me? The exact opposite: my expectations are always exceeded and one way or another I am usually throughly entertained.
From what I gather, since the fire attendance and revenue are down and folks there seem more willing to bargain than in the past; and they were always willing to bargain. At this point though you're more likely to get a favorable bargain than in the past.
At the very least the block will be a cultural experience that includes naked women. If you go with your mind open and follow good common sense and heed some of the warnings you'll find here (RTFF) you'll have a great time provided the general atmosphere is to your liking.
Take a tour, go from club to club, be free with $ingles and make sure any bartenders are well tipped (see $ingles) and you are sure to have a good time and encounter friendly faces. It's all about money but you are likely to get a fair and happy exchange if you are respectful, not stupid and on your toes. Use cash; don't use your CC. Though plenty have reported good experiences that way, cash will keep you at your predetermined limit. It's too easy to mess up or be ripped off with a CC.
Keep your eyes open and the block will be a fun place. Have fun. I may run into you tonight. I'll be the old white guy with the stack of singles. [/QUOTE]Thanks VERY MUCH for your advice and for others' as well. I had to abort my trip because my dad (87) had a stroke the day before my planned trip to the Block. He recovered reasonably well, but, I spent a week with him and my mom helping them get adjusted to their new "normal." I will take another pass through the forum and, perhaps, ask a couple of more dumb questions. But, my focus is elsewhere for now.
The block- recommendations
A group of us, about 60/40 female to male ratio (no couples) will be coming to the block soon to have some fun. The women want something little " classy" and hot women, the men want a place with good looking women but with a little "seediness" so maybe a few extras could be found.
I ve RTFF, I understand about the prices, etc. I am not looking for a high end place and not looking for trashy place. PM if you have any recommendations.
Thanks
Trip Report, Tuesday. 06/28
Arrived at 1pm.
No construction activity at the fire ravaged area, and no info.
Jewel Box: old timer Joe (not Jewel Box Joe) the bartender. 3 girls, no one on stage, no approach, boring, didn't even finish my beer.
Circus: 7 girls, including a few newbies. MRSA didn't seem to be a problem. 2 girls contracted it. Who knows where? Girl was going to have leg amputated now only needs to have 2 toes amputated."Diabetes-related?" I asked."No, heroin-related" Some sort of blood infection. Even after diagnosis, she was on the block with a walker trying to score. Pity, she is cute.
Several talked in a way I liked, but I didn't have any interest.
Red Room: many newbies, including two 8's, and an old regular with the words "Toy Box" tatooed right above where her hair line used to be. I enjoyed her company years ago, but she's chunked up quite a bit. One 7 who agreed to what I liked, and I considered a return after several beers elsewhere.
Flamingo: Two newbies who really sparked my interest, including one who I spent private time with. Returned to NOVA with a smile.