Touch of Asia: Jessica Report
Yesterday I stopped by ToA and asked for a new therapist, Jessica. She is pleasant enough and probably in her mid-20s.
I forgot to cover myself with the towel, but she made sure I was covered the whole time. The massage itself was 6/10 (somewhat clinical).
As I expected, I TOFTT. My past experiences with Jenna there were much better, so I would recommend Jenna over Jessica.
House Fee: $.9
Tip: $.2*
*I know I should have tipped nothing, but she may learn.
Be safe.
Recent Longwood LE Activity - Possible Corruption
I read a report recently (I wish I can remember where) on AMPs in New Orleans being harassed by local LE for "protection insurance" (I. E. Payoffs/bribes). When a particular AMP did not pay, they got raided, even though there was no illegal activity going on at the AMP.
It would not suprise me to find out that the recent LE activity in Longwood is the same sort of corruption that goes on elsewhere. Think about it. LE do not get paid commensurate with the type of work they do, so you get a few sergeants or captains who find an easy way to supplement their income (and crap rolls down hill to junior officers as well). It is possible that the other legitimate businesses had to pay as well, and they were ratting out the AMPs that were not ponying up.
Because of this alleged corruption in Longwood, probably the FDLE is investigating the area agencies right now.
Of the Longwood AMPs that got raided, I had only visited East West. I can tell you that there was no hanky-panky going on there ever. It was a very good, relaxing massage. The therapist was very careful not to do anything improper, and I felt very relaxed, refreshed, and satisfied afterwards.
I would be disappointed to find out that LE in Seminole County is taking bribes and focussing their efforts on legitimate businesses that refuse to participate in this sort of graft.
I only hope that honest LE would look inwards and consider the possibility that some of their own are doing bad things. It makes the hardworking, honest LE look very bad (after all, we pay their salaries).
I hope that this posting will spark some conversations within LE circles to clean up any corruption in their part of Central Florida.
Have a nice day.
Natural Therapies - poorest disciplined staff on the planet
I made a one hour appointment (with no specific therapist) at 2 p.m. a week or so ago. When I arrived, the lady said someone had messed up and didn't write down my appointment and she could only give me 30 minutes. I agreed but later wished I hadn't. I have to admit I was pissed and not enjoying the massage. After about 15 minutes I told the lady I didn't want to complete the session because it seemed too rushed. She was very apologetic and obviously didn't want to to feel bad about my experience and went overboard with apologies and being nice as I was getting dressed. At one point she said, "OK, I'll tell you the truth. We had two appointments at 2 o'clock, and at 10 'till 2 a walk-in came and the other therapist took him, leaving me with two clients." She seemed miffed at the other therapist and said if I ever made an appointment with her (I'll not mention the name) I would get the full time. If you go to NT, don't be surprised if you encounter problems because other problematic situations have been reported here.
[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]I have not seen recently any experiences that were outstanding at NT. Does anyone have any recent experiences there that would make me want to stop by and visit?
Thanks and be safe.[/QUOTE]
I can say more or less the same thing.
[QUOTE=Nobull1]I made a one hour appointment (with no specific therapist) at 2 p.m. a week or so ago. When I arrived, the lady said someone had messed up and didn't write down my appointment and she could only give me 30 minutes. I agreed but later wished I hadn't. I have to admit I was pissed and not enjoying the massage. After about 15 minutes I told the lady I didn't want to complete the session because it seemed too rushed. She was very apologetic and obviously didn't want to to feel bad about my experience and went overboard with apologies and being nice as I was getting dressed. At one point she said, "OK, I'll tell you the truth. We had two appointments at 2 o'clock, and at 10 'till 2 a walk-in came and the other therapist took him, leaving me with two clients." She seemed miffed at the other therapist and said if I ever made an appointment with her (I'll not mention the name) I would get the full time. If you go to NT, don't be surprised if you encounter problems because other problematic situations have been reported here.[/QUOTE]
It's been like 8 months or more since my last visit there and that also happened to me; they either double book or simply the "other monger" got there before me and you how it is, first come, first served basis I was locked out to simply put it. Lilly used to be my fav there until that day, but you know what... better things have happened since so I guess the old adage that "things happen for a reason" totally applies. Good customer service should be found in every business, don't you think?
Touch of Asia: Jenna Report
Visited yesterday and was assigned Jenna. Not a spinner but the most pleasant and accomodating therapist yet. Perfect English, great massage, hot rocks, hot towels, special treatment with hot rocks and a moist hotpad on my sore knee, and on the flip did a great job on the legs, arms, shoulder and head. Fun to talk to, happy and singing, joking. Finally a very long, relaxed topless HR. $90 less $10 discount (thanks Mike) and $40 tip, well worth it. Warning-she will be on cacation on and off the next month so call ahead on availability.
NT -- Vote with your Dollars
Went to NT one time and that was one time too many. If I didn't see so many others here complaining about being rushed, I would have taken it personally.
What I think happens is this -- they know they have your money once you are in the room. If someone else walks in (my case) then they try to get you out of there ASAP so they do not lose the other client. Does not matter that you have paid for an hour.
What was especially rude was I was asked to come back again when she had more time! Well, she had time, she just chose to use it to make more money with another client rather than give me the time for which I paid.
Maybe when they have no clients they will understand what happens when you treat clients like an ATM.
This is the type of report that gets the therapist in hot water.
[QUOTE=Bigaldb]Visited yesterday and was assigned Jenna. Not a spinner but the most pleasant and accomodating therapist yet. Perfect English, great massage, hot rocks, hot towels, special treatment with hot rocks and a moist hotpad on my sore knee, and on the flip did a great job on the legs, arms, shoulder and head. Fun to talk to, happy and singing, joking. Finally a very long, relaxed topless HR. $90 less $10 discount (thanks Mike) and $40 tip, well worth it. Warning-she will be on cacation on and off the next month so call ahead on availability.[/QUOTE]I know that many of us sometimes feel the need to brag and tell the world about our conquest, but this is the type of report that gets the therapist in hot water and draws unwanted LEO attention to the establishments.
It is not a bad thing to share a good experiences about a location, but it is my opinion that the therapists name (Read Gentlemen100 recent experience at lotus) and detail like "Finally a very long, relaxed topless HR" this should be shared via a PM when asked.
Just my 2 cents and advice on this issue. I for one may not post much about the good places I visit for this same reason but have shared the sensitive information with many via the PM.
Lets use the PM feature more and as a result hopefully there will be less complaints about Spa closures in the future.
Stay Cool
DK
therapist on Cacation on and off for a month.
[QUOTE=Bigaldb]... Warning-she will be on cacation on and off the next month so call ahead on availability.[/QUOTE]
She will be on cacation...? Guys yes indeed watch out we definitely don't want to be near this therapist if she's on cacation. That can be pretty dangerous... I think. I actually don't know what can happen if we see a therapist that's on cacation on and off... be safe... LOL :-)
Hey dude, I'm just messing with ya!
Be safe and be cool in USA
To write or not to write - that's the question
With a forum that starts out as a "usasexguide" address it is clear , whether we spell it out or not, what an AMP or other similar massage parlors are about. We don't need to get down to the level of locker room talk but we need to provide enough specific info. That's what this forum is for. We're not fooling LE just because we have a dream or talk in such vague generalities that the information could be printed in Good Housekeeping magazine.
As far as naming providers, none of the names they give are their real names, and I've known them to change them periodically. Whether we write or don't write enough info, AMP's and such get attention every now and then. It's like the seat belt law. It's a law but for the most part they don't stop us just for not wearing it. But several times a year they do crack down.
I'm not saying to brag about the visit, but we're really not fooling anybody. This forum is to guide us so our individual needs are met and we don't waste our hard earned money trying to discover on our own.
Touch of Asia - Expansion or Relocation
I have not been to Touch of Asia yet, but drive by 3-4 times daily, so it is kind of on my radar.
Last night I noticed they put a "Touch of Asia" sign up at the mortgage office next door. They must either be expanding or relocating.
People can PM you if they want to know.
[QUOTE=Coneydog]With a forum that starts out as a "usasexguide" address it is clear , whether we spell it out or not, what an AMP or other similar massage parlors are about. We don't need to get down to the level of locker room talk but we need to provide enough specific info. That's what this forum is for. We're not fooling LE just because we have a dream or talk in such vague generalities that the information could be printed in Good Housekeeping magazine.
If we are explicit, it makes it easier for LEO and we are more likely to lose the providers. PM work find for those who want to know more.
I am concerned about establishments, not individual providers
[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy] I'm not foolish enough to believe that a girl's job at one of these joints is going to last until retirement. They come and they go. If they get fired because of the behavior of their ex-husband, there's really nothing I can do about that. I'm not here to protect their job security. I trust they have enough common sense to do that on their own.
I am concerned about entire establishments being transformed as has happened in the past few months in Seminole county. It's my guess we contributed to that. I appreciate good reports that let me know how well the person enjoyed the service.
Again I agree to a certain extent
[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]It seems this discussion comes up now and then. Do we write in such a vague manner that nobody knows what the hell is going on, or do we provide enough information for anyone (LEO or not) to get an idea what's happening at a given establishment?
Personally, I would lean more towards the latter. I'm not foolish enough to believe that a girl's job at one of these joints is going to last until retirement. They come and they go. If they get fired because of the behavior of their ex-husband, there's really nothing I can do about that. I'm not here to protect their job security. I trust they have enough common sense to do that on their own.
Let's face it, if their behavior is illegal and performed with strangers, they've already accepted the fact that they're performing with some risk associated.
So while I agree that the discussion here doesn't need to be overly graphic, we do need to provide some essential details IF the purpose is to share with each other. We're here for us, guys, not them. That sounds cold, but that's the purpose of the forum - to find people and places that provide the service we desire.
If you're going to let go of that notion and be so vague as to not provide useful information to anyone, why bother posting? If it's all in the PM's, just post that you had an experience and be prepared to answer hundreds or thousands of PMs - including those of LEO that you think are above-board here. Chances are that hardly any of us know who the other person is, anyway.[/QUOTE]
You see to a degree, I concur with you, I'm not against information on the contrary I've benefited in the past and at the present time from it. What I simply say is that there is "no need" as in "obligation" to no one to divulge certain particulars of our experiences, after all in my particular case (and I know in most cases here) I have spent a fortune in my "quest for knowledge", heck we should charge for such valuable information. So yes we're here to learn, to share and to watch out for each other but not to get anyone in hot water unnecessarily. Anyone can search my posts and see I have some very good reports and some not so interesting ones, so I guess I do like to share, but I try to write with as much measure as I can and different on each forum. Please don't get confuse not all the Asian Massage/Spa/Etc are the same and not all therapist are also the same. I do know some therapist that only after a year or two of continuously visiting that they've opened up a little so I'm just assuming that's not heir normal practice. Everyone has the right limited to the forum guidelines to post anything thy want... just be sensitive sometimes...
be cool
Let's see maybe we can explain it better this time...
[QUOTE=Ron News]I completely agree - the name of this forum is "Sex Guide." It is not an investment club, and the rules are simple - be polite to each other and (answer your PMs), report as much as you are comfortable reporting, and share as much as you can.
Members who criticize posters for posing too much, posting too little, or not posting often enough are in the wrong forum. They should move to a poetry forum where criticism is part of the game.
As the biker says, we are all looking for "Something to help us nap better." Those who want to establish rules to pretend that we are not looking for sex or think that leo is watching their every post and pm need to get real. The world revolves around the sun, not around the posters to this forum. Just keep it simple.
RN[/QUOTE]
Guys, guys come on, take it easy... take a deep breath, I'm up for that too. Like I said before I have received a lot of good advise from reading the reports here, we're not denying that. I actually do report the good the bad and the ugly so everyone can take whatever they need from the info... but having said that it doesn't mean that I need to be graphic at all times... That's all, don't get all hyped up with this issue...
I will continue to write and report and I know others will do the same for the benefit of the "community"... but please that doesn't mean we have to "burn" anyone in particular by adding what can be "inflammatory" comments. You are right about the KISS philosophy: Keep It Simple Stupid.
Regarding the title of the forum one thing I have to disagree is that regardless of what the main title says you aren't necessary correct about all the sub-forums;we're not always looking for sex, I'm not always looking for sex to have fun yes to have sex it wouldn't be here I would look across the other directories i.e. the Craiglist Report, the StreetWalkers, the Escorts etc, this is for Massage Parlor Reports that's to me the difference. Again don't jump the gun, I'm i no way a therapists advocate or anything like that I want to get my "moneys worth" if you will and I will support you guys when I see it's the right thing to do and guys it's all good we live in a culture of freedom of speech and that's what makes it interesting we can do what other countries can't...
PS. RN I'm not establishing any rules buddy just giving an opinion, I've always looked at your reports and I see you are pretty cool and most of the time I have agreed on your opinions just this time I think you are misunderstanding me, but like they say Down Under: no worries mate! Be Cool my fellow hobbyists :-)
I've figured it out . . .
[QUOTE=Nobull1]Here's how it works. Write explicitly about AMPs. Next, lose providers and services. Then, change the name of this forum to USA No SexGuide.
(I write this to the dummies who focus on the name of this forum and who advocate writing according to the name and are clueless to the fact that when they, do they lose what they came here for.)[/QUOTE]
I've figured it out. Ya'll are not here for the action. You're just here for talk.
Touch of Asia is Moving (sort of)
Earlier this week I went to ToA and got the usual, good experience (not Jessica: she needs more experience before I recommend her).
I learned that ToA is moving next door to the A+ Mortgage building (a larger version of the current joint) with better parking. This is scheduled to happen in early June. If I hear more, I will keep you posted.
Be safe, and play nice.
My post on the Craiglist Report forum
My dear hobbyists just in case you want a nice report on some nice players check out report #1816 for your pleasure. I recommend it, there lets change the subject and let's move on, be safe folks,
CIU