Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Blue Screen]Visited a new place at 2246 and Clark tonight.

Called 'Bodyworks and Spa' or [url]www.chicagomassagelincolnpark.com[/url]. A number of things make it look like an AMP. Curtains on all the windows, locked door w/buzzer, late hours etc. But it was not to be.

A Korean girl answered the door. Didn't get a name but she was young, nice figure, tight jeans and shirt; very attractive! But based on what I've read here, that's usually the sign of a rip off. 7. 5/hr at the door and left my shoes in the lobby. She escorted me back, I saw a table shower on the way in but she didn't offer. She left me in the room to undress and w/out a towel, so I laid down on the table. There was a heater and some soft music playing. She came back and started the massage.

It wasn’t bad, but she definitely wasn't trained or had much experience. I let my hands wander a few times; twice she move back and the third time told me "no touching". The turn over was OK but she kept the towel well positioned. She was very nice to look at so it was extra frustrating that I couldn't do more.

I made a final plea when it was over. I removed the towel and asked if she could stay longer. "No sir, not here, sorry".

Do women at places like this ever warm up? Should I wait until they've been around longer? Maybe a tip upfront?

Oh well, back to Xindy.[/QUOTE]If you had checked the old posts, you would have seen that this place is strictly legit. It would be IMPOSSIBLE to run a spa at that location for any length of time that provided extras.

However, I can see how you were lured in. Their Craig's List ads are very suggestive.

As a seasoned veteran in the game this place has been reported as inconsistant at best. Maybe some do some dont. YMMV at any place and I know how to treat the ladies and I have left the place happy and sad at the same time because just when you got the greatest massage theres no ending. I guess I'm spoiled and expect both. I'd rather get somewhere in between where you get both of both worlds.

[QUOTE=Paul Stearn]Do a search - it's talk about......[/QUOTE]Thanks for the input!

I have been a regular of hers, but have not seen her for at least 6 months. I do know she is in her mid-40s, around 5' tall and petite. She does very good massage if you can take it hard, and is one of the best foot-massage therapists (it is painful) I have had. HS was never discussed, just provided without fuss. I leave a corresponding tip for job well done.

Confucius, why dont you share some of your episodes at Senina?

[QUOTE=Deizel5]Looks to good to be true- has anyone seen her ?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/581075231.html[/url]

The way she says ANYTHING can be negotiated makes me think FS may be available for some more $[/QUOTE]A cute blond girl, an irresistible rate, visiting from California, with a local area code phone number.

When it sounds too good to be true, it usually is too good to be true.

Any interest in any of you mongers to communicate via AOL IM or the such. We may have to develop a secret code to comminicate but should be interesting this way info can be reached much faster. Any veterans want to PM their AOL IM that would be cool.

And a money saving tip.

All I wanted today was a good ole regular massage from my regular massage diva, Maria. Made the appointment and much to my surprise I get "Marina". Fine, so I give her the $65 new commer gate fee and off I go to the room. Opted out of the TS. The massage begins and I'm thinking this is ok but nowhere near the quality of what Maria or Lucy can do but hey, at least I'm relieving stress.

On the flip. Is where gets interesting. Towel was left scrunched up by my right side, and I ask for a little water, which I have on the table and move the towel over to the left. She begins the rest of the massage with out cover. A unique breach in protocol for this place. However the gal mentioned above used to work without cover on the back and little cover on the front on occasion, and she was 100% legit. (tell me otherwise) Anyway, Mr. Collins went thru various degrees of attention levels but there was but only a little contact. When she was working my abs she made contact with her inner thigh to my left hand and I was pretty sure it was on. (bear in mind we're like 50 minutes in to this baby! ) Asked her if she did VIP to which she relpied "yes! , you've been here before! ". I said yep. Off we went.

So here is where I stand with this one..

Looks: 7-7.5 ( not quite as hot as Evone or Tina)
Body: 7.5
Service: 9.5-10 (my little reverse bait and switch tricked paidoff in spades-got the full one hour full body and the vip!)
Attitude: 9-10
Atmosphere:4
Had the serious nono..two men in towels passing each other in the hall.
Price: $120 for FB massage, TL, vip. ( think I got the deal of a lifetime at this place)

PM me. I have more great details on this one and some other tips and tricks, and why it may have been my last waltz at Lisunia's.

[QUOTE=Confucius]Why is place not talked about on here? It is the biggest Jizz dump in the whole Chicagoland area. And yet, very few if any reports. All the girls are FS like Sing in another area but, no reports.
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All of the girls there and most other massage places know that they are being talked about on the internet. Many even lurk on this site and a couple of others then have chit-chats on what they find. Many ask not to be written about and others encourage it to get more business. The providers have families and (insane) boyfriends that read this site as well ---Hi folks!--- and give the girls shit about what they may or may not be doing. PM is the best way to go if anyone finds a diamond in the rough, word of mouth- the best advertising so they say. Chinatown Chicago is really pretty small, not many secrets can be kept for long.

I have never met an Asian apt or massage girl who appreciated the internet thing. In my experience, they all seem to hate it because they have way to much to lose from many different angles. They GET their biz because of supply and demand...lots of horn dog boys out there, it's an inexhaustable market for them. They don't really need all this specific info being spewed.

The PM is a valuable screening tool and should be used more often on these boards. Being able to respond to people selectively is important IMO. This city is WAY tight and I think we need to respect the opinion of those girls that provide our fun. Otherwise, our CHOICES will slowly go away.

So..lose the graphic details, names of businesses and specific girls..offer enough info so that you will get PM'd...reply based on post history...I can't even tell you how many PM's I get from guys with ZERO posts. Whenever I see question from a person who seems legit I send off a PM if I can answer the question (shit, 8 or 9 decent posts is fine with me...zero, no way and I'm not a board warrior who attacks "newbies").

It makes sense because the cops and the local citizens are all over this board...it's like a roadmap for legit vs no legit.

The streets in Chicago are virtually dead compared to what they used to be..what do you think the next focus will be? It's already happening, guys.

I know it sucks but the reality is that there is way to much being offered up in terms of specific info on this board.

NW Indiana is a skeleton of what it used to be in terms pay for play at the massage joints...it has everything to do with people being able to grab info on the internet...I went to Fort Wayne on some day biz recently...they seem to be suffering from the same problem...I spoke to a Korean girl after an interesting hour with her and she told me that there busts going down left and right because of this and other boards, she knew EXACTLY what this was..not to mention, frequent drop in visits from cops and immigration people wanting to see documentation etc. Being hassled, day to day.

That's small town, but it can and will happen here. No sense in just tossing names, phone numbers, locations, what you got for your $ info out there...forcing these guys to jump through at least one hoop via PM screening is only sensible.

Musei is SPOT ON...it's no big deal to use the PM feature. It's all I do these days.

Dudes seriously. I've been gone for while.

Probably won't be on too much.

My new GF is smoking.

SMOKING.

But last month, during a moment of weakness, (and when I was mad as hell at her so I used that to justify it.) I finally tried out XINDY. WOW.

I had CHERY. A 10 out of 10 as far as looks.

SMOKING body.

I opted for the half for. 35

And tip was. 30

WOW.

Long story short she wouldn't go past a handy finish. But let me tell you.

WOW. She mad love with her hand.

Anyone had more than that?

PM.

I want to thank all that report on the going on around the city. I plan to begin going out soon to some spots, but I do worry that with all the attention on here I might get caught up in some LE shit. I know of one of the places mentioned on here is under LE investagation. It's in the city..Be careful..Don't want to post the name but not opposed to sharing the information.

D

[QUOTE=Musei]All of the girls there and most other massage places know that they are being talked about on the internet. Many even lurk on this site and a couple of others then have chit-chats on what they find. Many ask not to be written about and others encourage it to get more business. The providers have families and (insane) boyfriends that read this site as well ---Hi folks!--- and give the girls shit about what they may or may not be doing. PM is the best way to go if anyone finds a diamond in the rough, word of mouth- the best advertising so they say. Chinatown Chicago is really pretty small, not many secrets can be kept for long.[/QUOTE]The girls "There" hardly speak any English at all, so for you to say that they know because they look at the net, is not correct. They can't, and don't do their own research. Their customers like me and others, tell them that they are getting famous because of their activities. The owner "There" has a son, and others who know about this board and others, but could give a shit about it. The info here, and other places does not deter him, or his girls from their activities in any way. I know, I have talked to many of the girls "there" about it. They don't care. Some of them even are glad for the writeups because it brings in more money for them. More mongers go because of these reports.

Some of the other smaller places are more aware and cautious about these boards and thye do lurk. I agree with you on that part. But definitely not "There".

Richie wants the Olympics to come here and to compete with Vegas (and New Orleans, etc.) for conventions. Meanwhile, the City that gave us Little Egypt at the Columbian Exposition in 1893 and entertained visitors in the vice district, The Levee, in the old First Ward, harasses small time massage operations and independents while not going after international, big-money, organized prostitution operations using credit cards to off-shore banks and tied to real organized crime, especially the Russian Mafia (read former KGB) and rogue Mossad and ex-Mossad intel. Not to mention the illegals from Mexico and Cento-American "Chamarras Para Caballeros" houses set up by MS13 and other banditos.

You see, its very complicated to bust an international op when the gumshoes in local and county LE don't speak the lingo. How many state's attornies speak Spanish, let alone Russian, Hebrew, Chechen, etc? LE can't follow complicated money-transfer games, they cannot penetrate shell corps. They want a quick fix busting the "Palos Park Madame" (a small time, lingerie show operation that occassionally offered "extras") for some front page inches in the local press to justify the crap job they are doing in keeping us safe in our beds at night.

Bottom line guys: be careful. WE are easy targets. WE are not at $500+ fund raisers eating rubber chicken with these politicians one day, and then being given a pass for any trangressions of statutory law the next.

More in a future message.

I don't know if this is true or not, but I thought it was worth a report.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/585755801.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Confucius]The girls "There" hardly speak any English at all... [/QUOTE]

So "There"...!

The only AMP I've been to is Spa 7, I have not gone to any of the ones in Chicago yet and I'm going to be back in town soon. Are there any AMPs in Chicago with FS attractive girls under the age of 40? The girl at Spa 7 was good looking, but older and I'd like to try something new.

Is Thai Palance any good? If someone could perhaps pm me recommendation if they don't want to post info here. Either way it would be awesomeness to receive some advice- I can only afford to try 1 or 2 places before I go back to school in an area with zero amps.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]Richie wants the Olympics to come here and to compete with Vegas (and New Orleans, etc.) for conventions. Meanwhile, the City that gave us Little Egypt at the Columbian Exposition in 1893 and entertained visitors in the vice district, The Levee, in the old First Ward, harasses small time massage operations....... More in a future message.[/QUOTE]


Oh goodie - I can hardly wait - let's turn this forum into Poli-Sci 101

[QUOTE=Deizel5]The only AMP I've been to is Spa 7, I have not gone to any of the ones in Chicago yet and I'm going to be back in town soon. Are there any AMPs in Chicago with FS attractive girls under the age of 40? The girl at Spa 7 was good looking, but older and I'd like to try something new.

Is Thai Palance any good? If someone could perhaps pm me recommendation if they don't want to post info here. Either way it would be awesomeness to receive some advice- I can only afford to try 1 or 2 places before I go back to school in an area with zero amps.[/QUOTE]I would say the girls in Thai palace are normally under 30 and more attractive than AMP.

[QUOTE=Deizel5]The only AMP I've been to is Spa 7, I have not gone to any of the ones in Chicago yet and I'm going to be back in town soon. Are there any AMPs in Chicago with FS attractive girls under the age of 40? The girl at Spa 7 was good looking, but older and I'd like to try something new.

Is Thai Palance any good? If someone could perhaps pm me recommendation if they don't want to post info here. Either way it would be awesomeness to receive some advice- I can only afford to try 1 or 2 places before I go back to school in an area with zero amps.[/QUOTE]I would say that you need to get to the suburbs to get full service. Go to Singapore in Arlington Heights. They have 8 girls and even supply the condom.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/588458331.html[/url]

This really caught my eye. Anyone seen her?

[QUOTE=Iceman1951]I would say that you need to get to the suburbs to get full service. Go to Singapore in Arlington Heights. They have 8 girls and even supply the condom.[/QUOTE]I thought Thai palace was also FS?

[QUOTE=Fumfn69][url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/588458331.html[/url]

This really caught my eye. Anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]

It has been strongly suggested in the past that due to the short shelf life of CL posts, it is better to copy and post the ad. The last two posts that you put up were flagged for removal which makes your post irrelevant.

[QUOTE=Iceman1951]I would say that you need to get to the suburbs to get full service. Go to Singapore in Arlington Heights. They have 8 girls and even supply the condom.[/QUOTE]

I would tend to disagree. I think of 3 places in Chinatown that I can get FS right now. This poster would also tend to have better luck with younger Asian girls by going to the Asian apts, which of course what Thai Palace and Taj Mahal are. It totally depends on if you are comfortable with that scene or not.

Has anyone been to this place lately? I was there in the summer and seen a girl named Corrina, had a 30 minute special, 10 minutes each in steam, ts, and then massage, kind of a waste on the massage end, but really wasn't looking and got what I came for. I called yesterday to set something up for Friday, told Corrina not there anymore, going to see someone else. Angie and they have a 60 minute deal so any info is appreciated.

[QUOTE=Iceman1951]I would say that you need to get to the suburbs to get full service. Go to Singapore in Arlington Heights. They have 8 girls and even supply the condom.[/QUOTE]I completely agree with H.G. on what he says about Chinatown spas. It takes a little time and some dough, but it is available at most of the Spas down in that area of the city, and I am not talking about the Apts.

H.G. you must be getting old to only limit yourself to only 3 places. LOL!

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I would tend to disagree. I think of 3 places in Chinatown that I can get FS right now. This poster would also tend to have better luck with younger Asian girls by going to the Asian apts, which of course what Thai Palace and Taj Mahal are. It totally depends on if you are comfortable with that scene or not.[/QUOTE]Woah Thai Palace is an apt? I thought it was an AMP! I am getting confused :P. But I've been to apts so they're usually fine with me.

Forgot to ask- are the girls in the Thai Palace CL ads real girls from there or just models?

Visited a new city Apartment from an ad in craigs

A RELAXING UNRUSHED SENSUAL MASSAGE IS JUST WHAT YOU NEED! LET SEXY ME HELP YOU WITH YOUR STRESS! I ENJOY WHAT I DO AND I'VE AMAZING HANDS!! ALL MY SESSIONS ARE PRIVATE ONE-ON-ONE WITH NO INTERUPTIONS JUST YOU HAVING A GREAT TIME! ENJOY DELUXXXE PAMPERING BY ME........

HOUR : 9AM - 12MIDNIGHT (INCALLS ONLY)
RATES : 160 / 60MIN
PHONE : 773;641;2126
Fullerton and Ashland

Typical setup and service. 3 call system. The girl I met Michelle was not the girl pictured in the ad. But she was a friendly compact spinner.

Face: 6-7
Nice Bs nice nipples.
Body 7-8
Massage 4
Service 7

usual price.

She did allow kissing and DATY which was nice. Wouldn't say that she lived up to the hype in the ad but overall a good experience with a nice girl.

Her English was pretty weak so she didn't press the conversation portion of the appointment.

About the same type of deal as Thai Palace although some of the TP girls have been very good looking.

For you new guys who are agonizing over whether to take the plunge, a sure thing for 160 is a better deal than getting a major upsell or shut out at an AMP.

- pt

Uhm, Yea

Honestly, Its the Best in town. Younger girls, Always the same type, And the same setup. I've never had a bad time there. Is there run around worth it, Yes it is, deal with it until they know you, then your all good.

They girls get rotated every 10-14 days, and I have not seen below a 7 yett.

The AMPs are hard to feel out sometimes, You think somethings on the menu and you get shut down, so you leave ready to go somewhere else to get the job done, then you already wasted money on the first massage. If I wanted a Good massage, I wouldn't goto a AMP.

I just wish we had some euro apts that were on par with the asians.

And Lately CL has been a bust with alot of women on Bullpoop, I booked a 1pm with a girl today, told me to call when I was there, so I called 5 mins before she told me to call, and she was like uhm I'm confused didn't you call me 5 mins ago, Uhm no, I'm where you told me to call you from, and waiting on you, and drove 45mins here. I told you 1pm and here you are double booking appts. Why do you even take appts then. She said I will call you back in 5 mins, Guess what its 35mins later.

[QUOTE=Deizel5]Forgot to ask- are the girls in the Thai Palace CL ads real girls from there or just models?[/QUOTE]In my experience they are. Some even have reviews on a major escort review site.

Yeah, that was BS. Long story short is that I have been dying for a great hour full body form a trained mt. Stress and all. Lisuias is in walking distance. So I call to see who is available tonight, sort of hoping for Lucy. Julia was the only one availbale for non VIP so I booked an hour never having seen her before. Now this girl looked soemwhere between Hillary Duff and Avril Levive. Petite, and very cute. Some might say stunning. I'm on the table thinking, here we go again, zero massage skills, she's just another VIP girl or a I'll "trained" therapist. ON the flip I'm still covered and just kind of hoping this turns into a vip, because the massage is kind of going nowhere.

And that was kind of it accept for a few "teasing" acceptions which you can PM me for.

I did however get a table shower which I never had before. I was fully exposed on the flip. Someone was going to be fully exposed for this session, damn it!

Anyway, I do feel pretty good after, so it wasn't a total loss.

Here we go.

Looks: 9.5-9.75 I dont usually like blonds but brunettes have not been treating me well lately. If you like em little, you will be floored. She may be in the running for best looking provider i have ever had.
Massage: 4-5..if its going to be legit, it better be great. the first couple I had with Lucy and Maria was like taking good shrooms...(the after effect anyway)
attitude: 9
extras: 0
Overall experience: 7

I think the home work assignment for those who enjoy this place is to find out if she does VIP, and save us a few bucks. I think she was mentioned in posts about seinna. Could be the same gal.

Good luck, and God speed.

JC

Well I was CL Whoring earlier today and wanted to see a Nice latin girl with a Northside Incall in chicago area. Well I was literally blown the Fk off for my 1pm appt. Called at 1220 asked my name, Gave it, Asked if she was free for 1pm she said yes, call when you get to the area. So 12:53 make the call, I was like this is ****** and I'm here for the 1pm where do I come. She was like I thought you didn't have a cell phone, I was like uhm no, WHO doesn't have a cell phone in 08, so she was like uhm I'm confused, and some other stuff, then said well I'm just getting a room, so I will call you back in 10 mins. Guess what, NO CALL BACK.

So, I wait a little, try her again, Nadda. Now I'm a little upset. So I go about some business I had to do, try her again about an hr later, Figure I'll give her another shot, No answer, Grab my trusty back up Pre pay celly, 3 rings and an answer. I ask if she is available and she was like at 6 I am free would you like an appt, So I said well lets see I had a 1pm appt, and you blew me off after driving 40 mins to see you, and wasting gas, Now you want me to schedule another appt, Go stick it in your ass. If your going to be a Hoe, At least be a Smart hoe. She was quiet on the phone, I know she was there cause I heard background noise. And then I hung up.

So I did a little searching and came across some other latin Beautys, Brings me to Lawrence and Kedzie. Should of did some USASG research like I always do, BUT I didn't. Arrived at M22. Walked to the 2nd floor and was greeted by some guy, Cameras all over, Looked a little freaky, and weird like a sting, It wasnt though. There was a dog running around, bills all over the counter, money being counted, Just all ODD. Was asked if I was looking for anyone particular, I responded no. Well I should of been a little better on that, Cause I got a 3. Bigger, Husky type girl. I was like isn't there anyone else, she was like I'm the only free one at this time. Get into the massage room, Says to get undressed and lay down, Comes in 2mins later and Basted me like a turkey with baby oil, I couldn't even ask about the table shower that they said was included on the ad and on the phone call. So I get the usual, Have you been here before, what do you do, Yadda yadda yadda. Then I get told, I swear to god 3 mins into the hand to back touching to Flip. Now I'm like Lost, And saying what is Going on, so she grabs my hand and literally throws it towards her ass, Asks me what I want, 300 f 200 be 100 h. I said are you fucking crazy, I'm not paying you that much. So she started to haggle, By like 10. 00 down, I said not gonna happen. So we settled on 90. 00 for a b, She then told me why would I come there, Knowing what I was looking for with no money, I said Honey, Theres a BIG diffrence on going somewhere and spending money on something you like, Then to go somewhere and realize your literally getting taken. She didn't like that too much. (I was on a roll today, Must of been leap year). So she left, came back and got to business, Finished, Handed me 4 paper towels, and said throw that in the garbage. And left the room. On the way out I noticed some Cuties, But I didn't even wanna ask. I really felt like being confrontational about it, But said screw it. Oh and BTW she didn't even remove an article of clothing, Not that I wanted her to.

I didn't know what to say, nor to who. So I left, and vowed to write a review.

IMHO the AMP's are the place to go. If you are a "seasoned" monger at these places you will get what you want. Personally I like the ones where English skills are very limited.

However, from what I have experienced it usually goes downhill after 5-6 visits because now they know you and what you want. I hold the line on tips and sometimes I may get marked as "cheap".

Further, I would agree that the quality has gone down hill, but.......I still go!

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]IMHO the AMP's are the place to go. If you are a "seasoned" monger at these places you will get what you want. Personally I like the ones where English skills are very limited.

However, from what I have experienced it usually goes downhill after 5-6 visits because now they know you and what you want. I hold the line on tips and sometimes I may get marked as "cheap".

Further, I would agree that the quality has gone down hill, but.......I still go![/QUOTE]Well said So69.

One thing I will say from my POV, is that the service for me is better than ever.
Their looks, no. If they ***** about tips, I tell them that the other girls or spas would be very happy to have a regular like me, and maybe I should go there from now on. Believe me, they all understand more that they let on, and will not let you go. Asian girls are driven by money, and only money in their business. I said "business" because that is all we are to them. With very few exceptions.

I do still go to the AMPS in Chinatown, but I would say that, anymore, the majority of my visits are to the Asian Apts, and to some providers that are freelance. The quality is better, the turnover of workers is faster, and I am guarenteed FS as opposed to the hit or miss AMPS. Most the apts I go to do not advertise and are certainly not on CL. Sometimes I am the only white guy in the place. I go to the apts for the same reason I get coffee at the same place every morning; I know what I am going to get when I walk in the door.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I do still go to The AMPS in Chinatown, but I would say the majority of my visits anymore are to the Asian Apts. The quality is better, the turnover faster, and I am guarenteed FS as opposed to the hit or miss AMPS. Most the apts I go to do not advertise and are certainly not on CL. Sometimes I am the only white guy in the place.[/QUOTE]Where can I find the Asian apts that you speak of that are not advertised?

[QUOTE=Juggy Gales]Well I was CL Whoring earlier today and wanted to see a Nice latin girl with a Northside Incall in chicago area. Well I was literally blown the Fk off for my 1pm appt. Called at 1220 asked my name, Gave it, Asked if she was free for 1pm she said yes, call when you get to the area. So 12:53 make the call, I was like this is ****** and I'm here for the 1pm where do I come. She was like I thought you didn't have a cell phone, I was like uhm no, WHO doesn't have a cell phone in 08, so she was like uhm I'm confused, and some other stuff, then said well I'm just getting a room, so I will call you back in 10 mins. Guess what, NO CALL BACK.

So, I wait a little, try her again, Nadda. Now I'm a little upset. So I go about some business I had to do, try her again about an hr later, Figure I'll give her another shot, No answer, Grab my trusty back up Pre pay celly, 3 rings and an answer. I ask if she is available and she was like at 6 I am free would you like an appt, So I said well lets see I had a 1pm appt, and you blew me off after driving 40 mins to see you, and wasting gas, Now you want me to schedule another appt, Go stick it in your ass. If your going to be a Hoe, At least be a Smart hoe. She was quiet on the phone, I know she was there cause I heard background noise. And then I hung up.

So I did a little searching and came across some other latin Beautys, Brings me to Lawrence and Kedzie. Should of did some USASG research like I always do, BUT I didn't. Arrived at M22. Walked to the 2nd floor and was greeted by some guy, Cameras all over, Looked a little freaky, and weird like a sting, It wasnt though. There was a dog running around, bills all over the counter, money being counted, Just all ODD. Was asked if I was looking for anyone particular, I responded no. Well I should of been a little better on that, Cause I got a 3. Bigger, Husky type girl. I was like isn't there anyone else, she was like I'm the only free one at this time. Get into the massage room, Says to get undressed and lay down, Comes in 2mins later and Basted me like a turkey with baby oil, I couldn't even ask about the table shower that they said was included on the ad and on the phone call. So I get the usual, Have you been here before, what do you do, Yadda yadda yadda. Then I get told, I swear to god 3 mins into the hand to back touching to Flip. Now I'm like Lost, And saying what is Going on, so she grabs my hand and literally throws it towards her ass, Asks me what I want, 300 f 200 be 100 h. I said are you fucking crazy, I'm not paying you that much. So she started to haggle, By like 10. 00 down, I said not gonna happen. So we settled on 90. 00 for a b, She then told me why would I come there, Knowing what I was looking for with no money, I said Honey, Theres a BIG diffrence on going somewhere and spending money on something you like, Then to go somewhere and realize your literally getting taken. She didn't like that too much. (I was on a roll today, Must of been leap year). So she left, came back and got to business, Finished, Handed me 4 paper towels, and said throw that in the garbage. And left the room. On the way out I noticed some Cuties, But I didn't even wanna ask. I really felt like being confrontational about it, But said screw it. Oh and BTW she didn't even remove an article of clothing, Not that I wanted her to.

I didn't know what to say, nor to who. So I left, and vowed to write a review.[/QUOTE]

Obviously you had a few negative experiences here. However, I have to admit to having a bit of a smug response to reading your story. The whole business of mongering is dirty. It's full of idiots, dumbshits, and crooks. Oh, yes, there are gems too. But the fact remains our hobby attracts the lowest forms of life society has to offer.

As hobbyists, we need to realize on the whole we're not dealing with established, well-respected businesses who care about their clientele. Men are very vulnerable in this activity and we get taken, lied to, cheated, robbed, etc. When you find a good thing enjoy it. When you get taken advantage of or find yourself dealing with a crook or idiot then move on. You'll save yourself a lot of aggravation if you do.

So I'm curious have any of you guys had a Tantric massage and are you getting more than the usual handshake? PM me if you know a decent provider, I've been looking at a few on CL and wanted to get out of the same old AMP rut and try something different.

Cheers and happy mongering...

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]IMHO the AMP's are the place to go. If you are a "seasoned" monger at these places you will get what you want. Personally I like the ones where English skills are very limited.

However, from what I have experienced it usually goes downhill after 5-6 visits because now they know you and what you want. I hold the line on tips and sometimes I may get marked as "cheap".

Further, I would agree that the quality has gone down hill, but.......I still go![/QUOTE]
Being a regular customer is a good way to know the place, but I wouldn't visit the same therapist 5-6 times.

[QUOTE=Juggy Gales]Well I was literally blown the Fk off for my 1pm appt. [...][/QUOTE]Great report, sorry about your bad day. That's truly the essence of TOFTT. We all do it sooner or later. I am curious, though, why not name names on the blow-off?