Massage Parlor Reports

Tried Far East Massage on 27th and close to College a couple weeks back. 70 buck for an hour. Only one overweight lady present. Decent massage. She made her intentions clear by touching around and asked if I wanted hand relief. Settled on 30 bucks extra. She refused to take her top off. Okay handjob. I have not gone back and will not go back until I come to know of someone new there. Felt that I did not get value for money. The place as such was clean and in a safe looking strip with a Subway and an Indian grocery store next door. The area is a but busy for my taste.

Thanks for the report, Mongrel. I don't think that place has ever been great. Storefront AMPs are almost always worse than apartment AMPs and given how sad most of the apartment AMPs are around here...

[QUOTE=MkeMongrel;1244020]Tried Far East Massage on 27th and close to College a couple weeks back. 70 buck for an hour. Only one overweight lady present. Decent massage. She made her intentions clear by touching around and asked if I wanted hand relief. Settled on 30 bucks extra. She refused to take her top off. Okay handjob. I have not gone back and will not go back until I come to know of someone new there. Felt that I did not get value for money. The place as such was clean and in a safe looking strip with a Subway and an Indian grocery store next door. The area is a but busy for my taste.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Whistles; 1243439]There are a few current asian massage numbers on backpage. Anybody have experience with any of them?

Of course, all the pics are fake, I know this already. Just looking for indications of quality, price etc. At locations.[/QUOTE]All places rotate girls, so you never know whom you will get there. You can always come and say "no". The operator (papa / mama-san) will call you back and follow up on your refusal; you will say what you want and they will see if they can accommodate you (typically, they will say "call us in a week, we will have a new girl"). Service? Never had a good one. It is cheaper to fly somewhere like Houston, Los Angeles, etc. Than try out all those places in Chicago / Milwaukee area to find out that neither one is really good.

[QUOTE=Tanaka;1244865]All places rotate girls, so you never know whom you will get there. You can always come and say "no". The operator (papa / mama-san) will call you back and follow up on your refusal; you will say what you want and they will see if they can accommodate you (typically, they will say "call us in a week, we will have a new girl"). Service? Never had a good one. It is cheaper to fly somewhere like Houston, Los Angeles, etc. Than try out all those places in Chicago / Milwaukee area to find out that neither one is really good.[/QUOTE]I just read where 3 of my fav AMPs in one of my fav AMP vacation spots was busted and 7 ladies arrested. Two were over 60, two over 54, one about 47 and another 37. Sometimes I wonder just how old some of these AMP girls are. If they says 46, do they mean 56? I think every single one of them lies about their age. I've had them tell me 23, 26, etc. But they always dim the lights. Many wear a lot of make up. So maybe they are much older. So what the hell. If they are cute, tight and polite, does it matter if they are in their 50s?

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1244873]I just read where 3 of my fav AMPs in one of my fav AMP vacation spots was busted and 7 ladies arrested. Two were over 60, two over 54, one about 47 and another 37. Sometimes I wonder just how old some of these AMP girls are. If they says 46, do they mean 56? I think every single one of them lies about their age. I've had them tell me 23, 26, etc. But they always dim the lights. Many wear a lot of make up. So maybe they are much older. So what the hell. If they are cute, tight and polite, does it matter if they are in their 50s?[/QUOTE]Most girls at those places subtract at least 10 years from their real age. I know from my own experience how 20-30 year old Asian girls look like, I also saw some 30-40 years old. Most AMP girls are over 40, but say they are 28-35. No way! However, do you really care about the age? . Some local girls at the age of 18-20 look so bad, that you do not want to look at their bodies.

P. S. If they admit they are over 40, they are most likely over 60.

[QUOTE=Tanaka; 1244901]Most girls at those places subtract at least 10 years from their real age. I know from my own experience how 20-30 year old Asian girls look like, I also saw some 30-40 years old. Most AMP girls are over 40, but say they are 28-35. No way! However, do you really care about the age? . Some local girls at the age of 18-20 look so bad, that you do not want to look at their bodies.

P. S. If they admit they are over 40, they are most likely over 60.[/QUOTE]I was just thinking of this one place I like to go to with older gals who admit they are late 40s. Crap, they could be 60! I've been with some I knew personally and 100% their age. Late 40s and their bodies were tight, flat hard bellies, and no wrinkles. Now some of these AMP girls have saggy tits and stretched bellies. Guess they must be 60. I had one that told me she was 48 but when I saw her arrest record later she was 53. She didn't lie too bad.

Tanaka,

In general you're right, this area is a wasteland. But there are gems. The old Taj would bring in some winners and Mary would let me know. In Chicago I saw Diamond / Jenet several times before she moved. And she was as high quality in terms of service as I've had anywhere.

W.

[QUOTE=Tanaka;1244865]All places rotate girls, so you never know whom you will get there. You can always come and say "no". The operator (papa / mama-san) will call you back and follow up on your refusal; you will say what you want and they will see if they can accommodate you (typically, they will say "call us in a week, we will have a new girl"). Service? Never had a good one. It is cheaper to fly somewhere like Houston, Los Angeles, etc. Than try out all those places in Chicago / Milwaukee area to find out that neither one is really good.[/QUOTE]

Anybody have any info / experience with this place? I've heard mixed things.

Please PM me, we can exchange info.

[QUOTE=ThickJake; 1246134]Anybody have any info / experience with this place? I've heard mixed things.

Please PM me, we can exchange info.[/QUOTE]YMMV, but they do provide not a bad massage

Tried Hwy 100. Overpriced at. 7 for hour/$ with TS. Good TS, good massage by older somewhat overweight Asian who was the only one working. She pretended like she spoke good English but when trying to converse a little, she didn't do too well. Newer place, very clean. Seemed a bit cautious. Interesting option:.7 for hhr TS, w / o massage.

[QUOTE=Neverno;1250342]Tried Hwy 100. Overpriced at. 7 for hour/$ with TS. Good TS, good massage by older somewhat overweight Asian who was the only one working. She pretended like she spoke good English but when trying to converse a little, she didn't do too well. Newer place, very clean. Seemed a bit cautious. Interesting option:.7 for hhr TS, w / o massage.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I'm relatively new. What is TS and hhr?

[QUOTE=BobSteel;1250385]Sorry, I'm relatively new. What is TS and hhr?[/QUOTE]If you go to the front page of this website there is a link to forum abbreviations. I think hhr just means half hour. It's not listed in the abbreviations, but TS is.

[QUOTE=Neverno;1250342]Tried Hwy 100. Overpriced.[/QUOTE]Is that the place near 100 & North? That's the only one I know of near Highway 100.

After all of the positive reviews about Ann I considered her my next must-see. It was almost like a right of passage for me. I had to smile to myself a couple times after Ann would do certain things that I read about on this board; things were exactly as mentioned by other posts. Most importantly, she is clean, safe, and fun. As indicated by others, she is sensitive about squeezing up top as I got my warning, like many of my friends on this site! As others have indicated, she is playful throughout but doesn't spend too much time concentrating on one area. One thing that did surprise me was the "duster" she used on my buttocks; I did think of my fellow friends here and how many of them had that same duster tickling their backside and was ready to ask Ann to "move on." Overall it was everything I expected. Ann is a definite must-do for everyone on this board. .1 for 45-50 minutes with everything exactly the way others have mentioned. Why can't they all be like Ann?

Guys, I've been a member of this board for several years and don't ask many questions. I've taken some for the team and reported on them so hopefully some of you guys will help me out. I just returned from a fishing trip with my son in Canada (he's in the service) and I REALLLLLLY need a massage. One with an exceptional ending would be nice, but I really need a great deep tissue, relaxation massage. (We fought a lot of fish) Who would you guys consider the very best masseuse around here and why? And, if possible, some contact info would be good. I REALLY miss Rachel when she was Rachel.