Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Outandabout;1907280]I'll be in the area next month and will stop in at EI. However, I was wondering if there are other clubs I should try? I've read back a ways and see clubs like Puzzles Event Center, Harley Riders Club. Is Puzzles still open and what hours? What hours is Harley Riders Club open and do you need a membership. What else is out there?

Thanks for any information you can share.[/QUOTE]Also try Club Extasy (sp) in Camp Springs, MD (near the Hangar Club) and Club Fuego. Personally, I like going to these clubs and Ebony Inn on weekdays. You get more attention and the dancers get a tiny bit looser with the rules. The last time I went into EI, the girls were literally watching for when my butt hit the chair so they could walk over. I actually had to stand up and pace around a bit to get a break from the dancers--haha. Some of the girls at EI may offer you a 15-min VIP special. That night there were a handful of 7-8's and then a goddamn 4! I was getting everyone in that night so I let her give me a mercy lapdance.

Many of these clubs stay open until 5 am depending on the day; they tell me Fuego gets wilder from 3-5 am, but I'm usually dead tired by 1 am. Generally, I try to stay away from the SC's on Fridays and Saturdays.

I made a visit to the Cloakroom and the second I walked through the door I realized I made a huge mistake! Ever feel like you're somewhere you don't belong? That's this place. Saw the clientle and oh no that is not me! Louis the Rogue THIS IS NOT! Owner dropped huge cake to do this place up! And clearly no scrubs like myself should be anywhere near this place. This is not a working man's establishment! As I've said before in a previous review, any place with a dress code is a place I've never had fun in. This place is for the powerful and successful only! Drink prices are high as hell! Only got 2 drinks and paid about $30! (they tack on a gratuity) Girls are gorgeous but unless you look like you should be there, forget it. Nothing negative really, just this club is not for me or us just above minimun wage types. Anytime the bouncers looks at you like "What are you doing here? It's time to move along. It's right on K St. So unless you "Really" work there (I.e Lawyer, Lobbyist, or guy with connections), don't go there. Again, not a knock on the club, I'm just not it's target audience. I'll stick to my hole in the walls thank you.

Going to be in the DC area next week. Read all your guys reports about EI and was thinking about going there. What's the dancers like? Are they all "ebony"? Or are they a good mix? Also is it safe for non-locals to go to at night?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Bigboner;1913719]Going to be in the DC area next week. Read all your guys reports about EI and was thinking about going there. What's the dancers like? Are they all "ebony"? Or are they a good mix? Also is it safe for non-locals to go to at night?

Thanks![/QUOTE]Are you sure you read all the reports about EI?

The Hanger Club has girls during the day and evenings during the week.

Nice atmosphere. No cover and you can get a lap dance.

Last year at this time (just post Sandy) I found myself at EI. A great experience with many beautiful ladies in and out of costume and a crowd of people watching them. The post midnight special was pretty special. I won't make this year (out of town) but for those in the area. Hit up EI!

[QUOTE=Utwogood;1911700]Also try Club Extasy (sp) in Camp Springs, MD (near the Hangar Club) and Club Fuego. Personally, I like going to these clubs and Ebony Inn on weekdays. You get more attention and the dancers get a tiny bit looser with the rules. The last time I went into EI, the girls were literally watching for when my butt hit the chair so they could walk over. I actually had to stand up and pace around a bit to get a break from the dancers--haha. Some of the girls at EI may offer you a 15-min VIP special. That night there were a handful of 7-8's and then a goddamn 4! I was getting everyone in that night so I let her give me a mercy lapdance.

Many of these clubs stay open until 5 am depending on the day; they tell me Fuego gets wilder from 3-5 am, but I'm usually dead tired by 1 am. Generally, I try to stay away from the SC's on Fridays and Saturdays.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. Is Extasy open afternoons? I see other clubs on Old Branch Ave (Hangar Club and Harley Riders Club). Are either of those worth going to and open afternoons?

[QUOTE=MidnightMajic;1915516]The Hanger Club has girls during the day and evenings during the week.

Nice atmosphere. No cover and you can get a lap dance.[/QUOTE]What are their hours during the day? I might have to check it out and keep in the rotation when I want a change of pace from EI.

The club has girls from noon to 2 am Mon thru Fri.

Shift changes around 7-8 pm.

There are a few freaky ones.

You can get preview lap dance at the bar.

Sit by the stage and it can get interesting.

Just my opinion.

[QUOTE=SyckDaddy;1913666]I made a visit to the Cloakroom and the second I walked through the door I realized I made a huge mistake! Ever feel like you're somewhere you don't belong? That's this place. Saw the clientle and oh no that is not me! Louis the Rogue THIS IS NOT! Owner dropped huge cake to do this place up! And clearly no scrubs like myself should be anywhere near this place. This is not a working man's establishment! As I've said before in a previous review, any place with a dress code is a place I've never had fun in. This place is for the powerful and successful only! Drink prices are high as hell! Only got 2 drinks and paid about $30! (they tack on a gratuity) Girls are gorgeous but unless you look like you should be there, forget it.[/QUOTE]The posted opening time on weekdays is 7 pm. However, the first dancer does not come out until after 7:35 pm. Save your cash and arrive after 9 pm or you may be the only customer there. Unless their business improves there is no justification for this strip club to continue unless it is part of a tax evasion scheme.

I had jury duty a few weeks back and was released at 2 pm, so I decided to wander up to check out the Cloakroom. Turned out it was the first day they were open for lunch. A very friendly man was stationed outside the door and profusely welcomed me. I went up the stairs and was shocked at the transformation. Way too fancy; way too much light. I suppose it does no good to say it but I will anyway: bring back the Rogue!

A handful of dancers, a very vivacious and cute waitress, and two other customers were there. I got a beer; the waitress brought me back a bunch of ones when I handed her a $20. I presumed she had taken the cost of the drink from the $20. I tipped a few dancers; none took off their bottoms. Topless only? I suppose it does no good to say it but I will anyway: bring back the Rogue!

I decided I'd had enough and started down the stairs. Suddenly I heard the waitress yell from behind me, "are you going to pay for that beer?" What? Turns out they don't expect payment until you are done. I had no idea she had given me twenty ones when I handed her the $20 when she brought the beer. I suppose it odes no good to say it but I will anyway: bring back the Rogue!

Today I go to the Ebony Inn. That's really the moral of the story.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe;1921385]I had jury duty a few weeks back and was released at 2 pm, so I decided to wander up to check out the Cloakroom. Turned out it was the first day they were open for lunch. A very friendly man was stationed outside the door and profusely welcomed me. I went up the stairs and was shocked at the transformation. Way too fancy; way too much light. I suppose it does no good to say it but I will anyway: bring back the Rogue!

A handful of dancers, a very vivacious and cute waitress, and two other customers were there. I got a beer; the waitress brought me back a bunch of ones when I handed her a $20. I presumed she had taken the cost of the drink from the $20. I tipped a few dancers; none took off their bottoms. Topless only? I suppose it does no good to say it but I will anyway: bring back the Rogue!

I decided I'd had enough and started down the stairs. Suddenly I heard the waitress yell from behind me, "are you going to pay for that beer?" What? Turns out they don't expect payment until you are done. I had no idea she had given me twenty ones when I handed her the $20 when she brought the beer. I suppose it odes no good to say it but I will anyway: bring back the Rogue!

Today I go to the Ebony Inn. That's really the moral of the story.[/QUOTE]I didn't really have a problem with Cloakroom, it's a great looking upscale strip club. If you work in the area and want to pop in for a drink and look at some titties, not a bad option. BUT...their drink prices are OUTRAGEOUS.

I ordered a jack sour, gave the chick a $20, and got back two singles. $18 for a fucking drink is absurd. $14 would have been HIGH, but expected, but $18? At 12:30 in the afternoon? I mean raise the shits at night if you must but $18 for one fucking drink in the middle of the day is insane.

If I were to go there again, I'd just pregame at Busboys and Poets first (or hell, just drink in the damn car if you want to go old school), then wander over and throw a couple of dollars at the chicks then leave. But I can't see me buying another mixed drink in there at those prices. And can't really see me going back at all.

Police are working to sort out the connection between a northwest D.C. strip club and a deadly Friday morning stabbing.

Officers were called to the 5300 block of Georgia Avenue NW in the Brightwood Park neighborhood for a report of a double stabbing near the Macombo Lounge just after 2 a.m. Police say both victims, a man and a woman, were transported to an area hospital, where the woman, who has been identified as Candance Reed, was pronounced dead.

There's no word on the man's condition at this time. [...]

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/1-Dead-1-Injured-in-NW-Double-Stabbing-232037091.html

I finally made my debut at The Ebony Inn this past Saturday. Now I've been here a few times but I've never gone during the day. I'm usually tepid about going to strip club in the day, but after reading all the rave reviews, I said screw it, let's go! Now I got there a quater to 6 so I wasn't expecting much. I was plesantly surprised. I took awhile for the girls to notice me, maybe about a half hour they did. During that time I couldn't help but notice some of the improvements they made. Not trying too hard to be something else to attract a more monied demo but cleaning up a little. The 2 new TVs behind the DJ was a nice touch and I was watching the day games. (p.s.. MD, SMDH) I'm questioning the tissues and hand sanitizer at table though. The kind waitresses made a point to check on me, mostly because there was nothing in my hand or on my lap. And though the food smelled awesome, I can never justfy eating at a place where there's open vagina. Anyway, I had a wonderful time overall. After getting dances from Cherokee, Bella, and others whose names I can't remember right now, I can tell without a shadow of a doubt I will be back! And next time I will be there earlier!

[QUOTE=Chuppi;1929863]Police are working to sort out the connection between a northwest D.C. strip club and a deadly Friday morning stabbing.

Officers were called to the 5300 block of Georgia Avenue NW in the Brightwood Park neighborhood for a report of a double stabbing near the Macombo Lounge just after 2 a.m. Police say both victims, a man and a woman, were transported to an area hospital, where the woman, who has been identified as Candance Reed, was pronounced dead.

There's no word on the man's condition at this time. [...]

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/1-Dead-1-Injured-in-NW-Double-Stabbing-232037091.html[/QUOTE]Every few years there is a murder connected with this club. Stay safe!

http://apps.washingtonpost.com/investigative/homicides/