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[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;4177626]Either a rob, bait and switch or full on up sale of services.[/QUOTE]It's a fake ad. Do a tin eye search on the pics.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Spanishalyssa[/URL]

This one is emblematic of the nonsense that is private delights. Ignore the reviews, they are completely useless. This is the real straight skinny on this fatty.

First, her pics do not show the 30 pounds she wears all over. She is heavy in all the wrong places, I did not even get to see her tits. She gave me a weak CBJ and wanted to get to the fucking.

So, we got to the fucking. Well, first she did kind of a massage that degraded to a CBJ. She was in skirt and nothing underneath. She had a top on that never came off.

I think we started in mish after a short CBJ. She is so fat I had to ride a wave in, but I will say her pussy has some kind of ribbed feeling in there so when I pushed in, there was this boa constrictor thing. Had she been skinny, it would have been great. I figure that I will never blow in mish, so I ask for the woof woof. Now look, I am pretty tolerant but this girl needs some anal bleaching in the worst way, I mean her ass was blacker than lebron's ass after he gets fucked by the clippers.

Her pussy is a mess and yes, she has bacterial vaginosis, not as bad as some, but the place smelled like an albertson's fish counter at low tide.

She then got on top and did reverse cowgirl so I could get a huge look at that tarred ass.

She was getting hot, and she was sweating profusely on her upper lip, claimed she came. I did not really care.

I had her jerk me off and at least she took direction and I nutted all over her pillow.

All for 240 dollars.

Fucken private delights sucks.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;4179069][URL]https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Spanishalyssa[/URL]

This one is emblematic of the nonsense that is private delights. Ignore the reviews, they are completely useless. This is the real straight skinny on this fatty.

First, her pics do not show the 30 pounds she wears all over. She is heavy in all the wrong places, I did not even get to see her tits. She gave me a weak CBJ and wanted to get to the fucking.

So, we got to the fucking. Well, first she did kind of a massage that degraded to a CBJ. She was in skirt and nothing underneath. She had a top on that never came off.

I think we started in mish after a short CBJ. She is so fat I had to ride a wave in, but I will say her pussy has some kind of ribbed feeling in there so when I pushed in, there was this boa constrictor thing. Had she been skinny, it would have been great. I figure that I will never blow in mish, so I ask for the woof woof. Now look, I am pretty tolerant but this girl needs some anal bleaching in the worst way, I mean her ass was blacker than lebron's ass after he gets fucked by the clippers.

Her pussy is a mess and yes, she has bacterial vaginosis, not as bad as some, but the place smelled like an albertson's fish counter at low tide..[/QUOTE]Yah, hearing more reports of the same shit. More bait & switch when the door opens and or girls pics are very out-dated!

[URL]https://www.crystallangels.com/sasha[/URL]

I fucked this one the other day. The pics are a little done up, but this girl would be the ultimate fuck toy. Slimmer than michelle Obama after 60 days with no food, eyes bluer than tjinla's balls after finding out asian gals who will let him cum dump are actually thai lady boys, and skin smoother than lebron's tonsils after getting mouth fucked by the clippers.

Unfortunately, other than a quick BBBJ, it was her letting me fuck her with hey eyes shut hard and not responding to my 14 inch maglite cock.

Anyone know any of the other gals on the roster at this joint?

I second that privatedelights is absolute bullshit. The reviews are never trustworthy, especially when they have 'review specials' where clients will just talk it up to get a discount even if they don't mean it.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/profile/misslovelace[/URL]

Just awful. Nice lady, but her pictures are deceiving. She's really old and flabby, and her face looks like she's been under the knife one too many times. I should've known better since she doesn't show her face in the pictures, but I trusted the reviews. I wanted to just walk away when she opened the door, but didn't have the balls. So I ended up fucking her and left right after I came even though I probably had another 40 minutes on the clock. 275 down the drain and all I left with was the feeling of shame and disgust.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;4180457][URL]https://www.crystallangels.com/sasha[/URL]

I fucked this one the other day. The pics are a little done up, but this girl would be the ultimate fuck toy. Slimmer than michelle Obama after 60 days with no food, eyes bluer than tjinla's balls after finding out asian gals who will let him cum dump are actually thai lady boys, and skin smoother than lebron's tonsils after getting mouth fucked by the clippers.

Unfortunately, other than a quick BBBJ, it was her letting me fuck her with hey eyes shut hard and not responding to my 14 inch maglite cock.

Anyone know any of the other gals on the roster at this joint?[/QUOTE]A couple of hotties--Veronica particularly. What was the damage for Eyes wide Shut?

[QUOTE=Ptaotp;4180811]A couple of hotties--Veronica particularly. What was the damage for Eyes wide Shut?[/QUOTE]Not that I am complaining, but I even lasted longer than I usually do, but I was clearly not going to get a second pop or even a lolli-pop, from the old reviews of this place I recall hearing about guys jamming their shit pre and post flop down the girls mouth, cumming many times, being treated to Russian vodka from the pussy lips, all such stuff that I did not get. It was my first time, so ok, but maybe for 500 I should get a girl who is into it like the florida massage girls on the kraft video tape.

Saw her last year, but her posted contact info isn't working, anyone know if she is still in business? Would really appreciate it!

Google her name with her occupation and she comes up.

Also I highly recommend her.

Anyone have some girls that do out all pm info. Here in dtla working until 11 tonight always looking for some fun.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;4181338]Not that I am complaining, but I even lasted longer than I usually do, but I was clearly not going to get a second pop or even a lolli-pop, from the old reviews of this place I recall hearing about guys jamming their shit pre and post flop down the girls mouth, cumming many times, being treated to Russian vodka from the pussy lips, all such stuff that I did not get. It was my first time, so ok, but maybe for 500 I should get a girl who is into it like the florida massage girls on the kraft video tape.[/QUOTE]I've visited this Russian agency a number of times. It's expensive and not worth it IMO. Crystallangels also operates under the website [URL]lecherries.com[/URL]. All the providers I've seen look glamorous in their web pictures but look like teenage boys with no makeup for a session; it's frustrating. During a session they lay there like a dead fish with eyes shut as another member previously mentioned. I will not return to these over priced Russian agencies. The providers I've seen from the above websites are no longer advertised so there is no point in leaving a provider review. Lastly, there is another Russian agency that advertises and city-source. Ana Cola, [URL]http://www.city-source.com/anycola/[/URL] worked hard to earn her money with me. Sara, [URL]http://www.city-source.com/sarah2/[/URL] [URL]http://www.city-source.com/sarah3/[/URL] [URL]http://www.city-source.com/sarah/[/URL] is not a girl I would ever recommend. You will do all the work and leave unfulfilled.

The few girls I've had great encounters with are no longer providing so there is no reason for a review.

Anyone have some girls that do out all pm info. Here in dtla working until 11 tonight always looking for some fun.

Anyone have some girls that do out all PM info. Here in dtla working until 11 tonight always looking for some fun.

[QUOTE=MarkBreas17;4184702]I've visited this Russian agency a number of times. It's expensive and not worth it IMO. Crystallangels also operates under the website [URL]lecherries.com[/URL]. All the providers I've seen look glamorous in their web pictures but look like teenage boys with no makeup for a session; it's frustrating. During a session they lay there like a dead fish with eyes shut as another member previously mentioned. I will not return to these over priced Russian agencies. The providers I've seen from the above websites are no longer advertised so there is no point in leaving a provider review. Lastly, there is another Russian agency that advertises and city-source. Ana Cola, [URL]http://www.city-source.com/anycola/[/URL] worked hard to earn her money with me. Sara, [URL]http://www.city-source.com/sarah2/[/URL] [URL]http://www.city-source.com/sarah3/[/URL] [URL]http://www.city-source.com/sarah/[/URL] is not a girl I would ever recommend. You will do all the work and leave unfulfilled.

The few girls I've had great encounters with are no longer providing so there is no reason for a review.[/QUOTE]Hey,

She looked like my brother. I've seen better looking in Central America for six bucks and a Pepsi. Better looking and cheaper while bargaining down while negotiating.

Justn Beaver.

Hey ya'll just letting you know the two following are scams. I paid my deposit for both to schedule before flying into LA. Hard lesson learned for me but coulda been worse if I had paid for overnight. They got me, shitty feeling. Was going to do PD. But I see all these horror stories. Anyway good luck I hope you all don't run into this situation. Might just go to Tijuana from now on.

[URL]https://switter.at/@sweet_rachael[/URL]

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/rachael-m[/URL]

[URL]https://switter.at/@juicymartha[/URL]

HEading thru on business and looking for some fun. Came across this ad and was wondering.

If anyone had the 411 on her.

[URL]https://onebackpage.com/personal-connections/female-escorts/a-night-youll-never-forget-415-991-3496_i5741067[/URL]

Thanks in advance!

-Petrone.