Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I am also amazed at the pure stupidity displayed by some newbies! It takes very little research to see that when one starts a relationship here asking a bunch of questions in message number one will cause many harsh responses. So, newbie, RTFF or in plain language - Read the F****** forum and then post your own report BEFORE asking questions.[/QUOTE]My apologies. I wasn't trying to get forward and ask too much and I have been reading the forum... I was just confused to what a few of the abbreviations were that I didn't see on the listing...

Sorry about the TOFTT one, I found it though I'm still completely lost as to what H** means.

And I did post my own report, it's just in the escort section.

Stopped by Club H and saw Sue. Also, got a glimpse of Blue and Mimi. May have to check them out more thoroughly next time. Sue is just as good as the last time I saw her except it was so damn busy that she shorted me on my massaggi. I have noticed a pattern reading the reviews here that club H and Sue in particular have been cutting sessions short. Mine was 35 minutes from stepping in to step out. Everything else was in fine form. TS, prelim exercises and main therapy. Seniors and knowned members are welcome to get detailed info via PM.

I haven't seen many reports on Enliven (only one on 4/18). Cruised by Tyco Rd myself this afternoon to check it out. IMHO the place looks a bit dodgy. It's in a very old business park and is sandwiched between a machine shop and a plumbing supplier (or some such). Actually there was a guy out there cutting something on a table saw just a few feet from the front door! Big head told my right foot to apply pressure to the gas pedal!!

Does anyone have any intel to share on this location (good or bad)?

Cheers,

Dubliner

Seeing the world, one AMP at a time!

Its not dodgy, just not discreet. It is standard nova fare, no more. Don't expect too much.

vam

[QUOTE=Dubliner]I haven't seen many reports on Enliven (only one on 4/18). Cruised by Tyco Rd myself this afternoon to check it out. IMHO the place looks a bit dodgy. It's in a very old business park and is sandwiched between a machine shop and a plumbing supplier (or some such). Actually there was a guy out there cutting something on a table saw just a few feet from the front door! Big head told my right foot to apply pressure to the gas pedal!!

Does anyone have any intel to share on this location (good or bad)?

Cheers,

Dubliner

Seeing the world, one AMP at a time![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Go Slow] I have noticed a pattern reading the reviews here that club H and Sue in particular have been cutting sessions short. Mine was 35 minutes from stepping in to step out. Everything else was in fine form. TS, prelim exercises and main therapy. Seniors and knowned members are welcome to get detailed info via PM.[/QUOTE]

I paid for a 30-minute session with Mimi and almost got a full hour last week. Her attitude was fantastic. I'm looking forward to another visit with her very soon.

Ben

[QUOTE=Benefactor9]I paid for a 30-minute session with Mimi and almost got a full hour last week. Her attitude was fantastic. I'm looking forward to another visit with her very soon.

Ben[/QUOTE]I found that either the 30 or 60 min sessions last about 40 min.

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I was going to TOFTT this afternoon but did not. I drove by the place and it was OPEN. I mean REALLY OPEN! Doors and windows swung out and I could see thru the place from my car!

I hope they were just airing the place out but I don't know.

Has anyone been there yet?? To find it, look for the place where all the maids' cars are parked and it is just behind that. The address is Lee but you enter on Blake.

I will try again, maybe Sunday afternoon. If anyone beats me to it, please give me all the details!!

JJ

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I was going to TOFTT this afternoon but did not. I drove by the place and it was OPEN. I mean REALLY OPEN! Doors and windows swung out and I could see thru the place from my car!

Has anyone been there yet?? To find it, look for the place where all the maids' cars are parked and it is just behind that. The address is Lee but you enter on Blake.

JJ[/QUOTE]The door downstairs seems to always be open. The actual place is upstairs with another door and the standard doorbell. Standard fair. Excellent TS with a friendly attitude. Didn't catch providers name but she was young with excellent proportions wearing a tight set of sweats with a nice camel on display.

Stopped by was going to try Blue, but mamasan on phone and she just shows me to room. In walks Mimi, a true delight and one of the best overal massages in a long time, everything else was very enjoyable. We talked time and she says she try for 45, she kinda laugh at the thought of an actual hour. Was there for almost the hour , much better than the 30 minute rush job of a few months ago.

I tried out Lotus several weeks ago. It took a couple of times to actually get in, as the previous two times, they would let me in and then say come back tomorrow, so what a back up if they can't clear it in an hour. Maybe they had people scheduled.

When I did go, there was no one else there, so April was assigned, and gave a very nice TS and decent massage. She did go with a BJ, or at least I think it was, as she positioned herself just right where I could not see her, but regardless it was very nice. Said it was a day special and not to tell.

One thing that did bother me, was I paid with a $, and the mamasan did not bring me any change. When I got ready to leave, I asked April about it, and she went and retrieved it from a table in the office, and said she thought I would want her to have it. Had she not done that, I may very well have given it to her, but now it was principle, so I took my 20 and left.

OK, but not a favorite.

[QUOTE=Harley Dude 29]I tried out Lotus several weeks ago. It took a couple of times to actually get in, as the previous two times, they would let me in and then say come back tomorrow, so what a back up if they can't clear it in an hour. Maybe they had people scheduled.

When I did go, there was no one else there, so April was assigned, and gave a very nice TS and decent massage. She did go with a BJ, or at least I think it was, as she positioned herself just right where I could not see her, but regardless it was very nice. Said it was a day special and not to tell.

One thing that did bother me, was I paid with a $, and the mamasan did not bring me any change. When I got ready to leave, I asked April about it, and she went and retrieved it from a table in the office, and said she thought I would want her to have it. Had she not done that, I may very well have given it to her, but now it was principle, so I took my 20 and left.

OK, but not a favorite.[/QUOTE]Good that you got your change back. I try to test the waters sometimes that way. If they don't bring back change (for house) on their own, they will either get no tip, or I will ask for my change.

Thanks for the report...

Had a similar experience to Harley Dude a couple of months ago (see my report of 5/24). I am sure he is talking about April (the "Sandra Oh" lookalike) when he mentioned the whole BJ thing. This seems to be her signature dish, but no, there is no mouth contact whatsoever, just a clever sleight of hand (pun intended).

Anyway, JJ, unless things have changed since May, or unless your curiosity is killing you, IMHO Lotus is not worth your time or your hard earned $$$.

Peace,
Dubliner

Seeing the world one AMP at a time!

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Doubt it's as good as it sounds, but, curious as others must have noticed it too.

April certainly has it down, so to speak. I don't know what she does, but she certainly can make it feel and appear just like a very nice warm mouth. Lets all hope others don't learn the secret, or we will have to institute a full view policy when relaxing at AMPs.

[QUOTE=Harley Dude 29]April certainly has it down, so to speak. I don't know what she does, but she certainly can make it feel and appear just like a very nice warm mouth. Lets all hope others don't learn the secret, or we will have to institute a full view policy when relaxing at AMPs.[/QUOTE]
I used to encounter that "trick" in South Jersey AMP's 5 years ago. If they position themselves so you can't see the action you can bet thats what their doing. The fact is the skilled use of saliva and fingers was very erotic. But...if I'm tipping for Billy Joel thats what I expect. After I figured out what was going on I used to call the girls bluff and told her I wanted to see the action. If they refused I would tip them for the HJ. The "trick" really does make for a nice finish but you shouldn't have to pay a high price for it.