Pappa's protocol breached by himself
Reached out to Irish Fire because I got a little Emerald Isle running through my veins. Pappa had a down day so requested an outcall.
I always request respectful attire, dress / skirt, heels, makeup, etc. She came to the door and first protocol breach occurred. Dress looked old, was white at one time, now faded white (first breach. Pay attention to details). Her looks were in the cellar of acceptable. Friendly peck on the cheek and she was inside. I put "Buster" my Navy Colt back into the lockbox (He always makes an appearance with new callers in case they bring management).
Do the envelope swap and we are off to the races.
She starts working on "Melvin the moisture missile" and the oral presentation was surprisingly good. Five minutes in, I comment on how impressed I am with the talent of her oral skills as they were top 10. She looks up with a wide smile and "Boom" (Breach #2, oral hygiene a must). The girl has a full set of natural "Bubba Teeth". The ones you buy at Walmart as a joke, but these are hers and I am committed at the point. Oh crap, time to finish and move this to the books.
I request the finale finish of reverse CG, and pop on the cover. She moves on Melvin the ride is respectable and "Boom" (Breach #3, personal hygiene), I start getting whiffs of sweaty ass. I am fully committed to finish now and start thinking of every porn star I have ever seen, I pop and hustle the girl out.
I would hate to think I need to start checking the old "choppers" like you would if you were buying a horse looking for it's general health just to check if they have ever used a toothbrush or a drive by whiff for general cleanliness.
Bottom line: [URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/irish-fire/14234832[/URL] is a highly recommended "No" from Pappa and I feel I sacrifice myself for the well being of the community.
Be Safe.
Pappa54.
Two more safe, good ones for you mongers
First, I have to apologize because I'm old and don't know how to add links on my phone, but if you use the search functio in backpage they are easy to find and worth your time.
Kelly: if you search in escorts she's the one who says she's 37. She's probably a decade. Older than that but the body and service was still very good. Nice mid scale location with doors on the outside (I never like the walk of shame past the desk clerk). Pretty sure there's no management. She just got back into the game recently but there's old reviews on ThEotheR site. I asked for slight modification on her service from before and she agreed if you're clean and circumcised. Spent an enjoyable hour and left happy. She has good iop but she's a bit of a talker. All in all a 6/8 looks and service. Pics don't show face but a reasonable representation of her body.
Tyra: search in body rubs. She's a petite ebony and she advertises a lot there. I've seen her a few times now. Just keeps getting better. Once she knows you she's very submissive and open to almost anything. She only sees white guys, though. She has a great, permanent incall location and has been immediately available every time I've called her. I really can't believe we don't talk more about her here. Be prepared for a weirdly long hug every time she sees you, though. I think it may be part of her law enforcement check bacause your hands roam freely during the hug.
Hope these help you guys. I wonder why it's almost impossibe to find nqns here? If anyone has a name for that please let me know.
