Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ZzzDamm;3645483]I try not to ask, I usually do my own recon, however I am curious about her, any reviews?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/lisa-pretty-young-thing-new-pictures/29836818[/URL][/QUOTE]Toftt today. Her pics are accurate and she works out of Pacific. Massage is not anything worth mentioning. The ending was decent with standard HJ. Would I repeat. Probably as she is pretty and tiny which I prefer. No extras so don't try. I'm a good looking guy, young, deep pockets, and I'm blessed with a nice rod. If I woman doesn't hook me up, it's not happening.

[QUOTE=TwoSwizzle;3665624]Toftt today. Her pics are accurate and she works out of Pacific. Massage is not anything worth mentioning. The ending was decent with standard HJ. Would I repeat. Probably as she is pretty and tiny which I prefer. No extras so don't try. I'm a good looking guy, young, deep pockets, and I'm blessed with a nice rod. If I woman doesn't hook me up, it's not happening.[/QUOTE]Wow is this a review of provider or a AD for said young monger lmao!

Smoke another Doobie dude. These girls are not turned on by the size of your rod.

[QUOTE=TwoSwizzle;3665624]Toftt today. Her pics are accurate and she works out of Pacific. Massage is not anything worth mentioning. The ending was decent with standard HJ. Would I repeat. Probably as she is pretty and tiny which I prefer. No extras so don't try. I'm a good looking guy, young, deep pockets, and I'm blessed with a nice rod. If I woman doesn't hook me up, it's not happening.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwoSwizzle;3665624]No extras so don't try. I'm a good looking guy, young, deep pockets, and I'm blessed with a nice rod. If I woman doesn't hook me up, it's not happening.[/QUOTE]I hear ya, young blood. A lot of these ladies get nervous when a handsome guy like me rolls in. When they see what I'm packin', sometimes they faint! It's a Blessing and a Curse!

[QUOTE=EdMonger;3665950]Smoke another Doobie dude. These girls are not turned on by the size of your rod.[/QUOTE]They are only motivated by one thing. Once rewarded, GPS is born.

[QUOTE=EdMonger;3665950]Smoke another Doobie dude. These girls are not turned on by the size of your rod.[/QUOTE]However, it doesn't hurt to be blessed with a good rod. Having deep pockets is better though. Doobies are good too.

Okay so after reading my post it did sound bad. However that was not my intentions LOL. I was merely trying to say that if there was something that would persuade her to give more, I had a good chance. You guys are freaking hilarious. One thing I forgot to mention, her breast are probably size A or barely B. If you are a boob man, she's not for you.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3665996]They are only motivated by one thing. Once rewarded, GPS is born.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3665984]I hear ya, young blood. A lot of these ladies get nervous when a handsome guy like me rolls in. When they see what I'm packin', sometimes they faint! It's a Blessing and a Curse![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EdMonger;3665950]Smoke another Doobie dude. These girls are not turned on by the size of your rod.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DjBiker;3665931]Wow is this a review of provider or a AD for said young monger lmao![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HornyInKalamaz;3666270]However, it doesn't hurt to be blessed with a good rod. Having deep pockets is better though. Doobies are good too.[/QUOTE]

Sometime last week of me needing a good massage. I decided to call sandy and ask her if she does deep tissue, as my regular massage lady that chargers me at most 100 for one hour and a half to sometimes two hours and a half, was travelling for at least two weeks, so since sandy said of her donation of 60 for one hour and 80 for deep tissue and 120 for one hour and a half, I decided to take her on it as I miss out on her last time when she was in East west as I did not like her calling every Monger who works in Hun LOL, but after some Mongers said of her giving a good message, I decided to try her out and to see what extra I can get too because of me driving folks around sometimes and getting paid, so I like to now get a massage at least once a week or every other week.

Sandy was trying to have my Cousin to see her girl as they where driving me around LOL, but they refuse sandy offer as she said about the 120 being just the regular without tip, but I decided to haggle with her a bit when we where almost done and she almost short me on time and I now had to remind her of her going out during my time, as I mainly need the message and not the extra stuff as I got females for that LOL.

She was willing to do whatever as long as she knew I was wasn't them Uncles, just she was asking for the at least matching price of the message fee and once I let her know that, am a usaguide member and I can't CUM on here posting a review to tell folks the price I paid for just a HE, she came to her senses LOL. She charged me 180 in total for her being total nude with me fingering her as she got wet, sandy told me of giving me two HE like Jennifer of Royal massage that use to charge me 40 for two HE of first relieving me and then massaging me and to relieve me again LOL, just she is abit on them bigger side and she had some pimples, scars and bite marks on her butt, so I was kind of scared to even get BBBJ, BBFS, CFS as them stories of bite things might be true, but I have been in this AES, Scorps, Vault and so game for long to know how folks lie as she also was not too happy that, I was willing to only get the one hour and a half and maybe not tip her LOL.

I might see Sandy again, just her donation did not seem right with me for just a HE and as I do get two hours with bet for one hundred and I tip her at most twenty and beth normally answer my call the same day or call me back the same day, but if I give beth at least one day notice, beth normally see me, so I might plan with beth from now on if my regular massage is not available for like at most a week.

I have seen Lin that chargers 80 per hour 120 for one hour and a half and 160 for two hours, just that Lin did not tell me till after we started that, your time starts once you walk into her office whether you use the bathroom to take a shower or pee and Lin, lied to me of her quoting massage and being as she kind of sense that am not a guy who over spend for HE, BBBJ, BBFS, CFS LOL. I gave Lin 120 for one hour and a half message and I tipped Lin anywhere from fifteen through at most twenty five dollars as I can't remember the actual tip amount as Lin really does a good deep tissue to my liking, just I kept my guard up because of me seeing a post by Bloozer about her and being that Bloozer has helped me with innocence 69 of Aes, Vault. I knew to be careful LOL.

Lastly, I called blonde25 one time to ask her for one hour and a half, just she got mad at me for asking her about one hour and a half and she sent me a text of her blocking me, so I decided not to even bother as I kind of know better.

Here is Sandy Ad I copy from Craigslist.

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Come get the Best massage from Sandy. I have over 7 years of experience in massages. You will walk out feeling so good and relaxed. I love to keep my clients very happy and coming back for more. Serious inquiries only. Call anytime after 10 am & before 9 pm, Mon. -fri.

Sandy, 616-XXXX274.

[QUOTE=Brian929;3661450]Total waste of time and money. Short on time. Up charged the whole time.[/QUOTE]She got me too one time of seeing her on Sunday by Fulton on the west side area, as the house she had me come to, said beware of dogs and once I got there and called her, she told me to wait abit as I should have known better to bounce when she told me to call her when I arrive and that she would be ready. She also had her girl with her during the massage on me, both of them gave me a hand job and shorted my one hundred dollars for one hour to at most twenty five minutes including her Angela answering her phone and promising to give me thirty minutes later on at her location in Kentwood. She Probably will always get the money upfront as she is not new to doing less for more as she puts the money in her pocket like them medicine addicts LOL.

Here is her ad I copy from BP as she changes number a lot, just an FYI Amazing massage, from head too toe! I offer a variety of techniques! Please call me (Angela) at 616-XXXX857.

Posted: Sunday, December 24,2017 3:57 PM.

Since I'm a big boob lover I thought I'd give Anna a try. I paid for an hour & probable received 45 min. At best. Nothing to write home about. After the flip she asked if I wanted a HE, I said sure.

She spent about 5 min and said her hand was tired. Very mechanical, would not waste my time again. Ya she has nice tatas but there was stipulations on touching them. Next.

I have spent 15 minutes trying to decode what the hell you are trying to communicate to everyone on the board here.

[QUOTE=JumHall;3666581]Sometime last week of me needing a good massage. I decided to call sandy and ask her if she does deep tissue, as my regular massage lady that chargers me at most 100 for one hour and a half to sometimes two hours and a half, was travelling for at least two weeks, so since sandy said of her donation of 60 for one hour and 80 for deep tissue and 120 for one hour and a half, I decided to take her on it as I miss out on her last time when she was in East west as I did not like her calling every Monger who works in Hun LOL, but after some Mongers said of her giving a good message, I decided to try her out and to see what extra I can get too because of me driving folks around sometimes and getting paid, so I like to now get a massage at least once a week or every other week.

Sandy was trying to have my Cousin to see her girl as they where driving me around LOL, but they refuse sandy offer as she said about the 120 being just the regular without tip, but I decided to haggle with her a bit when we where almost done and she almost short me on time and I now had to remind her of her going out during my time, as I mainly need the message and not the extra stuff as I got females for that LOL.

She was willing to do whatever as long as she knew I was wasn't them Uncles, just she was asking for the at least matching price of the message fee and once I let her know that, am a usaguide member and I can't CUM on here posting a review to tell folks the price I paid for just a HE, she came to her senses LOL. She charged me 180 in total for her being total nude with me fingering her as she got wet, sandy told me of giving me two HE like Jennifer of Royal massage that use to charge me 40 for two HE of first relieving me and then massaging me and to relieve me again LOL, just she is abit on them bigger side and she had some pimples, scars and bite marks on her butt, so I was kind of scared to even get BBBJ, BBFS, CFS as them stories of bite things might be true, but I have been in this AES, Scorps, Vault and so game for long to know how folks lie as she also was not too happy that, I was willing to only get the one hour and a half and maybe not tip her LOL.

I might see Sandy again, just her donation did not seem right with me for just a HE and as I do get two hours with bet for one hundred and I tip her at most twenty and beth normally answer my call the same day or call me back the same day, but if I give beth at least one day notice, beth normally see me, so I might plan with beth from now on if my regular massage is not available for like at most a week.

I have seen Lin that chargers 80 per hour 120 for one hour and a half and 160 for two hours, just that Lin did not tell me till after we started that, your time starts once you walk into her office whether you use the bathroom to take a shower or pee and Lin, lied to me of her quoting massage and being as she kind of sense that am not a guy who over spend for HE, BBBJ, BBFS, CFS LOL. I gave Lin 120 for one hour and a half message and I tipped Lin anywhere from fifteen through at most twenty five dollars as I can't remember the actual tip amount as Lin really does a good deep tissue to my liking, just I kept my guard up because of me seeing a post by Bloozer about her and being that Bloozer has helped me with innocence 69 of Aes, Vault. I knew to be careful LOL.

Lastly, I called blonde25 one time to ask her for one hour and a half, just she got mad at me for asking her about one hour and a half and she sent me a text of her blocking me, so I decided not to even bother as I kind of know better.

Here is Sandy Ad I copy from Craigslist.

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Craigslist. Map data OpenStreetMap.

(google map).

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Come get the Best massage from Sandy. I have over 7 years of experience in massages. You will walk out feeling so good and relaxed. I love to keep my clients very happy and coming back for more. Serious inquiries only. Call anytime after 10 am & before 9 pm, Mon. -fri.

Sandy, 616-XXXX274.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hotcarl76;3667226]I have spent 15 minutes trying to decode what the hell you are trying to communicate to everyone on the board here.[/QUOTE]You didn't get your Jum Decoder Ring when you signed up?

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3667280]You didn't get your Jum Decoder Ring when you signed up?[/QUOTE]What country do the Jums come from?

Like to tofft but if you done her let me know.

[QUOTE=CEsparza84;3667406]Like to tofft but if you done her let me know.[/QUOTE]There is a couple reviews. Just search Desert.