Lady Slimm is horrible no matter the situation
Tried to dream of Lady Slimm. Most bad reviews I have seen deal with going to her incall. Thought I could avoid boyfriend and pitbull issues by scheduling an outcall dream. After a typical communication delay, got scheduled at 11:03 pm for a 11:30 dream.
Got this message: "I'm about 10 minutes from my house right now all I have to do is put a couple things away from the store I asked and then let my dogs out to use the bathroom real quick when I can head your way" - Supposed to be at my place nearby at 11:30 pm.
At 11:34 I get this message: "I'm sorry I just got home give me about 15 minutes or so I'll be headed your way" (I live about 10 minutes away from her place).
After some requests for updates at about the 45 minute-later-mark, she finally texted again at 12:37 (an hour after original setup dream time).
"Immon my way now if that's ok? I'm really sorry for whatever reason my breaker blew in my house I had to find a flashlight and make my way all the way down to my basement. Then I had fun trying to figure out what breaker soninhad to flip each one one at a time and then 10 mins later it blew again. I still dunno what did it but I'm walking out the door now 8 f you still want to see me if not I understand. I live in a pretty big house that's old".
I certainly understood that she was having other dreams and this is probably her boyfriend I'm dealing with. No big deal, just be up front about the real amount of time I need to wait.
So we set another new time. 1:15 am.
1:15 am comes and goes. At 1:30 am I text again. The reply: "Almost there".
At 1:52 am I give up. 2 hours after original dream time. I text asking for an explanation of why my time was wasted.
The final reply came at almost 3 am.
"Nice try. There's a marked car almost half mile in down from you and there's an unmarked car almost a quarter mile just parked both of them facing up the road towards your place. Wow I knew I had a bad feeling for a reason other than your my own paraboia."
Now I have no idea about marked or unmarked cars half a mile from my place, but if she had been on time, I would've been more open to yet another excuse.
AvoidLady Slimm. She wastes time. She horrible incall and still horrible out.