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Well things generally don't go well for me when I deviate from the plan and today was no exception. We'll chalk it up to experience and potentially save many of you from a similar mistake. I went to meet the lovely ladies at Silk Hands based on the comments of a couple of our Sr. Members only to find no one home (or available) even though I had called ahead. Between traffic on the north side of town and a faulty GPS read I was 10-15 minutes later than planned. So perhaps someone else snuck in or they needed to sneak out. In either case I later received the infamous "I'll make it up to you" text after the fact.

Having set aside the time to play on my calendar I quickly took to the internet on my phone and happened upon an ad that I have seen a few times. Well I decided to TOFTT (hey we all contribute in different ways).

[URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/80-special-sidney-and-marissa-tasty-treats-new-to-nashville-19/11389209[/URL]

Let's go with the good. They're two young girls, relatively harmless, and easy to talk to, on the eyes, etc.

Now the bad. They aren't the girls in the picture and their rates (single & two hands) get you an average rub (notice I didn't say massage) and a HE.

And of course the UGLY. Every fricking thing is an upgrade, which they don't express until they've already hit your back with way too much oil. Topless, Nude (two different prices) and nothing changes on the flip regardless of how hard you try to roam and get to their goods.

I got the feeling that if you've got enough "spare" cash that you could eventually get the whole package, but I didn't have the interest, desire to negotiate let alone the funds on me to even try that path.

So buyer beware. There are obviously far better ladies to spend time with and I am glad that I can prove that point by my experience.

Take care, enjoy, but most of all be careful.

Jeep, that was way above and beyond the call of duty. Thanks for keeping us posted. Sounds like caution is indeed warranted.

I did lunch duty six months ago, but thst was with the one and only Uptown Abby, and I felt pretty lucky. Didn't seem like work at all, really.

[QUOTE=Jeepster1;2242378][I]Disclaimer: Admin, please note that while this post may touch on topics that are usually taboo here, this is an attempt to defend a reputation, not to trash one.
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Robin's reemergence on Backpage has caused several to question what's going on, given the health rumors surrounding her at the beginning of the year. I have a bit of insight, as I had lunch recently with Robin and another Senior who has been her good friend. We discussed the best way to reintroduce her to the board, and this long ramble is the result.

1. First, the allegations way back then:

Many of us got PM's or texts from "Robin" saying that she had a brush with her uncle, had been tested, and was found to have multiple contagions including the scariest one. Word spread like wildfire, since the timing of the news came in the wake of similar reports about a body rub provider who had developed a sudden liking for surprise BBFS.

What I now know for a fact is that Robin was still at her uncle's when these messages were sent. She stayed with her uncle non-stop until early September.

I know that her phone was left with a close confidant, who appeared to be displeased with her choice of livelihood. I suspect that the same person had her USASG credentials. I have personally met this guy and was scammed out of a small amount of cash, allegedly to bail Robin out. However, it was a lie; no bail had been set.

I suspect that this person was the source of the health allegations, in an attempt to poison the well and force Robin to change careers.

2. What I've been told recently:

Robin says that her uncle had her tested for multiple infectious diseases, twice, and got all-clean results both times. But they did not give her the printed results, so I have not seen any documents verifying her story.

At lunch, Robin, the other Senior, and I agreed that she should get tested again and show us the result; then I would post this message and announce the all-clear.

But, to my knowledge she hasn't been retested yet; she started advertising anyway.

3. Conclusion:

I don't yet have enough info to determine whether it's safe to meet Robin. Maybe she will get tested and I will be able to share the good news.

-Jeepster1.

[URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/in-back-bigger-and-better-than-ever-27/11473591[/URL][/QUOTE]

[URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s-u-p-e-r-s-t-a-r-b-l-o-n-d-e-b-o-m-b-s-h-e-l-l-22/11473105.[/URL] She is not a problem, but it was no fun at all. She has has at least 2 or 3 kids since those pics judging from the stretch marks. Look I am not bragging, but I am married to a runner up for Miss Alabama, and I know I am an attractive fit guy. This girl is a dead fish and lays there with eyes closed. She is so dry my member starting hurting. I asked for lube, but she had none. Not worth the money and a really rude person with no sensuality.

NOT THE GIRL IN THE PICS. You've been warned. If the girl in the pics is a 10, the girl that showed up is a 4. # ends in 1648.

She showed up but I refused to give her the rm# since she has no reviews and wouldn't send pics. Asked for $$ 5 GFE, She settled for $$. Saw her in the hallway and said fuck this shit.

[URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s-u-p-e-r-s-t-a-r-b-l-o-n-d-e-b-o-m-b-s-h-e-l-l-22/11473105[/URL]

Are there any senior members in a bad mood who would like to answer this gentleman's question?

[QUOTE=JerkyBeef;2242912]Hi. I am new to the site. I did see some reviews but I just wanted to double check that she is legit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VanillaStick;2242313]Has anyone had any experience with either combo shown here, it seems a little TGTBT, but I would love to partake if they are legit and provide as described. I would love to hear from anyone who has, PM is ok.[/QUOTE]That would be one hell of a pile of beauties to fall into, huh?

BS.

[quote=chiatrimmer;2243305]are there any senior members in a bad mood who would like to answer this gentleman's question?[/quote]read the reviews.

Had a dream with this one, [URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s-u-p-e-r-s-t-a-r-b-l-o-n-d-e-b-o-m-b-s-h-e-l-l-22/11473105[/URL] . Very dead fish like and pictures are pre 2 or 3 kids. She got all pissy when I asked for lube cause she was dried up. Also, just general bitchy personality. Not worth the roses.

After one bad experience, I tried one more dream. [URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-bombshell-barbie-doll-the-girl-in-pics-or-free-nashvilles-fav-blonde-21/9856845[/URL] Kelsie, was amazing! Got to love her!

[QUOTE=JerkyBeef;2242912]Hi. I am new to the site. I did see some reviews but I just wanted to double check that she is legit.[/QUOTE]Regrettably, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting Posh yet. But perhaps you would find this vintage Tits McFloppin review of a storied Clarksville provider to be of interest?

-Jeepster1.

[QUOTE=TitsMcfloppin;1228448][i][b]She gave me a boner![/b][/i]
Ok I was at clarksvile today and I TOFTT to seen rimy rivers sense I was in wantin mood for BBW and black hooker and she can do IT good. She got big big big big tits that is so big with nippels as big as DVDs so I sucked them big ass tities good and sucked them some more sence them nippels was to big to fit all in my mouth sense them tits is bigger then watermelens. So we done mish BJ and dogy but no DATY sence ima pickey eater and she was to wet that it was hard to keep my boner from sliding out some times but you got to be carful sense there is lots of pading to rack your balls on when you do IT mish do then we done the greek but sex and its good to have a big boner like me sence she gots allotta butmeet to get thru before you cn get in her poop hole so I was wantin to pound her hard but she had a big zit on her ass lookin like its ginna pop but she says harder daddy so I tried but she never got tired but I did now you guys with a littel boner can not do IT greek sence there is to much butmeet that can keep your littel boner from reach into her poop hole. This hooker wore my ass out so ima sleep good tonite. Maybe try her frends some time to.

[url]http://clarksville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/40-special-25/9982252[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jeepster1;2243465]Regrettably, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting Posh yet. But perhaps you would find this vintage Tits McFloppin review of a storied Clarksville provider to be of interest?

-Jeepster1.[/QUOTE]Classic review! Where has he been lately?

[QUOTE=HsMonger;2243298]NOT THE GIRL IN THE PICS. You've been warned. If the girl in the pics is a 10, the girl that showed up is a 4. # ends in 1648.

She showed up but I refused to give her the rm# since she has no reviews and wouldn't send pics. Asked for $$ 5 GFE, She settled for $$. Saw her in the hallway and said fuck this shit.

[URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s-u-p-e-r-s-t-a-r-b-l-o-n-d-e-b-o-m-b-s-h-e-l-l-22/11473105[/URL][/QUOTE]This same pic has been showing up in the Little Rock Backpages for a few weeks. Don't know if she is legit there or not.

[QUOTE=UpForItNow;2243700]He didn't say what year his wife was runner up Miss AL. Hell, maybe he's a senior citizen monger and she was the runner up in 1962. Not that there's anything wrong with senior citizen mongers. I'm pretty much there myself.[/QUOTE]Any ladies out there offering AARP discounts?

-Jeepster1.

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