Streetwalker Reports

All over. Just turn up the Hodar. The girls can smell out and sense a Cop from miles away. They have a 6th sense about these things. Its called survival. Relax a bit they will return. This profession has gone on for 1000's of years. Yes the girls move. But there never has been a Standing line or a store for take out. As such. In the old past years ago. It was the old church on 10th in down town. Then they moved to off Burnside on Couch by the old church and near the Fred Meyers. In the long past MLK was a good place. Most of these places are gone. Likely the girls are more spread out. Some move to the south on 82. Some post more online. A few on sandy. But not too many. Some reside at the hotels notels on sandy. I am sure the city is trying to curb action and make 82nd more beautiful but they screw up the driving for all of us. I was hoping the new Mayor would be a good guy. But sadly not Look at what they did to division, glisan st. Ect. NO ONE TAKES A 4 lane road and makes it two lanes. Not even in Liberal Los Angeles. Now we all compete for one double lane street and waste time and gas to get home. We need a Make Portland Great again campaign. As back to the girls. They will return. Currently at night. The Arts area on 82 is OK. I have been trying to check out the hint someone made on 122 nc near the bottle drop. But the amount of slime bags there is atrocious. Just let the contstruction finish up and the girls will return most likely.

Stay safe and make one pass. Cops can remember your car and tell you how many times you have driven up and down 82 when they are watching. Cops can be pretty impressive when they want to.

Later Dudes.

This morning at 7 20 on upper sandy. Two girls, absolutely nothing to write home about. But it was comical. One was short skirt bare mid section with flab and gut hanging out. CFM shoes fishnets on part of the legs. Other was slightly better covered and dressed, Not nearly as large. But they were walking with purpose and headed west, I spotted them near the between the hotel and card lock gas station. A sight like that was an Oh god experience and more awakening than a cup of Bikini Barista coffee.

Cheers Come on nicer weather. Tired of the rain shit.

Saturday Night:

I've really reeled back my lines recently & am sticking to my three regulars when our schedules allow.

With Merry's roommate out of town & my place in a chaotic state of landlord long deferred maintenance was a no brainer to head over Saturday night for her offer of a home cooked meal to celebrate another trip around the sun & sleepover in a place built after the building codes required insulation in walls. I love old houses yet...laughs sadly.

After a seafood pasta & salad & killing a bottle of liberated from work champagne, she made my last trip around the sun much more palatable.

Before heading to her place. Copilot & I did throw in a JCB>Sandy>Division loop around 9:00+-...

Minus a meh pair of BSW near Sunny +-. Yawns...

Not another damn thing to report on or even throw any of my usual snark at...

Some weekend PPD SUV seen...

Recon Soundtrack: The Long Ryders "Psychedelic Country Soul".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqfQjrkuSKE[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1_jpWxwzZo[/URL]

Tuesday Afternoon:

Copilot & I ventured out on a Parkrose Hardware & various errands run around 3:00+-. JCB>Parkrose>JCB route today...

Minutes into our drive, first thing I did was breeze through the now operational red light/crosswalk at Knapp. Oops...Twenty-five years of no light there & my muscle memory autopilot failed me miserably. Why the fuck that particular street deserves its own crosswalk & new ban on Southbound left turns from Knapp is a question that only a Portland transportation planner could word salad spin.

Only silver lining was no revenuer cameras to cost me in my driving dotage.

As seems the new normal, 304 selection was nonexistent all the way to Parkrose. I'd be lying if I'd expect much lately.

In retaliation for avenues slowness. I did poke around in the vicinity of Eastport Post office where I'd met not quite spinner blue eyed brunette Abby several weeks ago. Along with the first Salmon of the year, the first strange of the year are not biting yet...

Just North of Beech had a sturdy fuglie BSW in black tights between white jacket & sexy (sic) sneakers. She put emphasis that the halcyon days of random North eye candy are over for the moment.

In the words of Dr. Seuss, "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened".

Prescott had an overwhelming shit sewer smell engulfing the area. I looked around for WSW "Quality" yet finally had to attribute stench to further construction & maybe a sewer pipe (being torn up.

Nothing else seen until extreme South at Springwater carts where this sturdy WSW brunette in black dress & boots under red Aztec patterned like coat was floating about in what was likely a fentanyl influenced haze. Coulda' been twenties or late thirties. Hard to tell with her excesses on display...

The South is erratic in its extremes of offerings recently.

Recon Soundtrack: Bob Dylan "Time Out Of Mind".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyF2uJ5Qbfs[/URL]

Safe recons & tight lines.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;7246733]Saturday Night:

I've really reeled back my lines recently & am sticking to my three regulars when our schedules allow.

With Merry's roommate out of town & my place in a chaotic state of landlord long deferred maintenance was a no brainer to head over Saturday night for her offer of a home cooked meal to celebrate another trip around the sun & sleepover in a place built after the building codes required insulation in walls. I love old houses yet...laughs sadly.

After a seafood pasta & salad & killing a bottle of liberated from work champagne, she made my last trip around the sun much more palatable.

Before heading to her place. Copilot & I did throw in a JCB>Sandy>Division loop around 9:00+-...

Minus a meh pair of BSW near Sunny +-. Yawns...

Not another damn thing to report on or even throw any of my usual snark at...

Some weekend PPD SUV seen......[/QUOTE]The blonde is a cutie.

I was going down sandy and 82nd and surprisingly saw a few girls working. One on sandy but she had a weird vibe about her like she was undercover, it just seemed off. On 82nd there were 2 girls, one white and the other Asian I believe. Further down there was a behemoth of a BSW with her whole ass out. This was all at midnight so don't know if that played a role in them being out. Oh a lighter note, basically no cops at all, I did not see a single one not even an unmarked one.

Yes I agree I have noticed less PD driving up and down the strip lately but what I also have noticed is an increase in them parking down the block from where the girls are and just waiting. Be smart out there and before stopping, do a drive around first.

As far as who has been out lately, it seems the same old but with an increase in ask. It's been slow (probably due to rain and the increase in PD presence) but will hopefully change soon.

On Sandy I have regularly seen the younger black girl / girls who ask too much and will probably be a drag once back to their place.

On murder street I am seeing Desiree I think her name is and her so called sister who ask way too much for not much of anything, but due to their looks, they still get attention.

Links to girls I have seen.

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Someone posted that there were girls near the Bottle drop on 122 and Glisan. Kind of a dirt bag shit hole scum bag area. I have tired to readjust my travels to include 122 in that area. I have not seen any signs of SWs there. How about any other input from others. 82nd is approved for a a major entire remake over. Not just the small area around murder street, so Look for more fun times trying to get up and down that area. I wonder where the girls will be displaced to when more construction starts.

Saturday Night:

With a friend visiting from California in town for the night & despite my extreme ennui re: 82nd recently. Let myself be talked into showing him the avenue. Only agreed after he sweetened the offer with treating me to dinner. Plans to meet at my place around 6:00.

With company supplied rental car at his disposal I found myself in the anomalous copilot role for the evening & realized I'm not really the wingman type. Especially after a long day of work. Laughs...

First pass around 6:30 JCB>Sandy Upper>Baggers Bench divulged no diversions for anyone's dick whatsoever.

We decided to get dinner at Bag of Crab. (BTW. Sorta' meh overpriced seafood & an absolutely for shit limited beer selection) & eat while waiting to see if the avenue reset itself later.

On second pass Baggers Bench>Sandy upper>Southbound had a couple but nothing that was worth looping around for until near Glisan I spotted Galina from my reports #5254 5275 & 5548 walking with her younger siblings. Caught up with them nearby & after they all asked where the copilot was. Made some introductions all around.

Though she wasn't actively working at moment. My friend, being the silver-tongued devil he is, soon had Galina intrigued & inviting him over to her place. With that settled, all piled in his car & he dropped me off at my place.

While not exactly the type he usually seeks out at his home states strolls he called me Sunday to thank me & agreed with me that despite being a tad difficult she's a fun three holes fuck. Sent me some screenshots of the video he took. Laughs...

Cannot remember if any PPD SUV were seen. I just figured they all were still downtown & thinking about other matters.

Recon Soundtrack: My buddy was playing his phones playlist. Cannot remember much except some early Clapton.


Sunday Afternoon:

With both the copilot & I back in our respective recon roles while grocery shopping ran a JCB>Immigrant Statue>JCB pass around 2:45>3:30.

More action (sic) than previous Sunday afternoons, yet still mostly on life support.

At Division a brunette fuglie in black shorts & sneakers that became consumed with her phone after giving me a creepy as fuck signal that sin was available. She looked like she'd somewhat recovered from recently being hit by that bus. Laughs...

The Armory had the chunkiest & thunder thighed ASW I'd ever witnessed. Waving idiotically at all in black with matching fluffy slippers. She should really lay off the double orders of sweet & sour pork... Yeech.

The Ace tavern had a trim BSW in long black dress between pink umbrella & ankle boots. She made it as far as the Escape before finding a quick & willing Sunday sinner. She was somewhat appealing but I'm likely grading her on some sort of curve after preceding sightings.

At light @ 96th this jelly belly BSW made eye contact then looked disgusted that I was even breathing the same air as her. I don't know what was worse to witness. Her ass or her saddlebag gunt(s).

Between the fat ASW & above abomination was enough to turn me off recons for the foreseeable future. After grocery run, headed for the barn with no other sightings.

Didn't see much PPD SUV or related. Hidden or otherwise.

Recon Soundtrack: Jemeel Moondoc & Muntu "New York Live". Some free jazz for a Sunday afternoon.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MXHhuLhveM[/URL]

Safe recons & tight lines.

Never passes at my advance. She's part goofy- but a great Eastern Blocc piece of ass. I'm rocked to sleep- this post won't be timely. Construction got me off the rip, only interested in guaranteed, ot interested in traffi shenanigans and potholes. Rocked to sleep.

I'm a lurker to the SW scene but wanted to share. Was craving some salt pepper squid from zienh hong on sandy over the weekend so made a drive out there.

Was SW paradise that day, I'd never seen so many. One particular BSW stood out at the bridge at sandy and 205. Tall skinny and good looking. She caught me looking as I drove by and waived, so I waived back and kept on my way. Many are fat and ugly but this gal had a body like a stripper.

Took the patient copilot on 1000 acres hike around 2:00 on this nice day. After couple hours of hiking. Later took a leisurely 205>Sandy>82nd>Sunnyside Road look around 5:00+-. With time to spare before picking up friskily texting Dania for an overdue & sure to be lascivious liaison. Wasted some time & filled truck & then poked around some in the North end.

First seen was a meh chunky LSW in pink above Uggs. Her footwear choice was the least of her disability issues. Was attracting an undue amount of the Latino minivan crowd. Laughs...

Next up was another LSW in cream above sandals. Better than the one at Murder, but not by much with her muffin tops on display...

The doe of the afternoon was a tiny brunette WSW spinner in black shorts & top above matching knee socks. Never seen her or her perfect Lolita look before as she worked on a big gulp. Was so cute I had to loop around for a photo & resulting Palm Sunday sinners swarming around her like pubescent girls to a free Taylor Swift concert.

Near Mill had sunglass wearing PAWG brunette in blue babydoll & black thong & black pushup bra. She waved & smiled (just as the PPD SUV not far behind her didn't give either of us a second look) as those HTOL seemed poised to float to float out of her top like rising half full helium balloons.

For once I picked up Dania early & we made the best of our short overnight date before our respective work on Monday. With what I've been seeing (minus the big gulp Lolita) in recent recons, it's prudent to lock down your favorite regulars.

Besides the PPD SUV seen at Mill no other LEO seen until past JCB.

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & The Ducks "Flyin' High" Disc 1. On the way up. Followed by Bob Mosley's solo album "True Blue" on the way home. The latter just recently reissued & an interesting album w / guitar god James Burton accompanying Mosley.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBq90S1afocjSrYCbmEgqc_K-h16QzxDU[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG_KYtynRIw[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7hxzddUoNQ[/URL]

Safe recons & tight lines.

Next to the furniture store which went out of business years ago, South side of the street. Black dress mid leg black skirt. Full sized blonde girl. Not skinny or really really fat Just an 16th century full sized lady. She was smiling at cars. And certainly working. Likely from one of the 5 hotels down the street.

Word has it 82nd is in for a full complete make over from one end to the other in Multnomah county. So Be prepared for shit traffic and such.

Keep safe out there. Still tons of bad guys and robs.

LOVE This weather. Bare legs and midriffs are back out some.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;7255031]

On second pass Baggers Bench>Sandy upper>Southbound had a couple but nothing that was worth looping around for until near Glisan I spotted Galina from my reports #5254 5275 & 5548 walking with her younger siblings. Caught up with them nearby & after they all asked where the copilot was. Made some introductions all around.

Though she wasn't actively working at moment. My friend, being the silver-tongued devil he is, soon had Galina intrigued & inviting him over to her place. With that settled, all piled in his car & he dropped me off at my place.

While not exactly the type he usually seeks out at his home states strolls he called me Sunday to thank me & agreed with me that despite being a tad difficult she's a fun three holes fuck. Sent me some screenshots of the video he took. Laughs...[/QUOTE]Damn but Galina sounds hot enough for me to plan some patrols of my own when I'm in town visiting family. Thanks for all that you do for us guys!

Just wondering if anyone has seen changes in the patters of girls working in the murder street area. After portland keeps screwing up the roads. , I was thinking the girls might just gather other places on 82nd After all with this stupidly ran city. I would not put it past them to put a brick wall up along 82 so no girls can be seen.

Minus my steady regulars it's been a very slow start in these uncertain times. Finally, 2025's my personal juggernaut broke this week in the form of a young diversifier & finally some Springer blood in the boat. Latest first springer of the year that I can remember...

Wednesday Afternoon:

On a hardware run puttered about this afternoon JCB>Sandy>Parkrose Hardware>JCB around 4:30+-.

First seen just past Knapp with some bantu knot wearing senescent skank WSW in tan belly shirt & black tights between her shades & sneakers. The look she threw my direction was slightly unsettling.

Just past Glenwood was an even more alarming & long in the tooth fuglie WSW w/ bright violet blue hair in jeans & blue top. As she noticed my glance her way, waved wildly at me, my only thoughts were at a certain age and/or attractiveness, coloring your hair purple should be banned.

Come to think about it "onesies" on the non-BMI appropriate should be thrown on the list as well.

Mamasan's cone location had what I swear was a semi thinned down Sarah #15 in white summer shift with colorful embroidered flowers on it to supplement her Juggalo inspired makeup.

Only action in the North was at Sandy/82nd where I witnessed some unfortunate commuter SUV punting some shorts wearing bike rider at intersection. Must not have been too hurt as she started to go off on him soon after getting helped to her feet.

The Madison had a sunglasses sporting dirty blonde PAWG in sandals below a less stylish variation of the now monotonous onesie. Meh...

Near Rhone saw a glimpse of jeans below grey hoodie. Recognizing "Abby" from earlier conversation in February.

After a drink or two at my place Abby readily got naked to thong displaying her trim body & perky tits. Enthusiastic BBBJ with tons of eye contact & she somewhat egged on my running filthy commentary about her suck skills. Showing off her developing wetness as she worked me over soon had me between those legs for some sloppy DATY until she was entreating me to pound that greasy & tight gash. Which I did until I filled the cover with several days' backup. Not the best time yet far from the worst....

Recon Soundtrack: John Coltrane - "The Complete 1961 Village Vanguard Recordings" Disc 3.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWhJ7hlDwMk&list=PLyqAz2idXOaXJNjpQhXpyuMuAj8R0vU7E&index=2[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3w35yvUFPU[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHFOTtXtUfc&list=PLyqAz2idXOaXJNjpQhXpyuMuAj8R0vU7E&index=13[/URL]

Saturday Afternoon:

Fishing buddy & I plus the copilots hit the Willamette at the crack of 9:30 AM (laughs). With my fishing buds recent knee issues & some ongoing mild vertigo that seems to worsen on the water, fishing is an issue for him & we kept the on water time to half day.

Like 82nd the Willamette is finally showing some palatable piscine offerings. Somewhat inspired with the weather & with enough time to take a quick recon & a nap before picking up Dania for an Easter weekend tryst & barbecue.

King Road>82nd>Upper Sandy>JCB this afternoon between 1:00>2:00+-.

Despite my ambivalence, headed Upper Sandy>122nd. Which actually for once had at least one palatable pussy possibility.

Near the Courtesy Motel revealed a spinner WSW in brown cords & black half top showing off a perky small chest & nice ass. Was streetwalker cute & got a goofy smile & attempted contact a couple times, yet her bag was seemed infinitely more fascinating than me. Laughs...

Browns Tire revealed a meh sturdy 30's +- WSW in jeans below blue hoodie who I mistook for a stray civilian until I turned on 121st. & she headed my way. Wasn't repulsive. Yet still fell in the meh category.

Near Fremont a pair of bovine BSW in slutwear you didn't want to view that were heading towards McFlurrie's lot. Now these two were repulsive squared. There's unattractive & then this duo. You're welcome that I skipped a photo.

At Glisan light an older WSW in football jersey with #99 & stars above jeans was very willing to share her giant beverage & more with me. Only issue is it's not closing time & I'm not blind drunk.

#99 was the last 304 seen all the way to the barn...

Skipped any Saturday night recons after connecting with Dania late afternoon for an overnight.

Recon Soundtrack: Roscoe Mitchell & The Note Factory "Song for my Sister".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szCvGIuDxZg[/URL]

Sunday Afternoon:

Took the copilot for a hike at 1000 acres early afternoon. Short on time took the highway to park yet around 3:30 found us taking the slow way home.

Empty until Bag of Crab where a sturdy younger dew rag wearing BSW in black thong above sandals was heading South. Her black bustier top thoroughly displaying her HTOL hush puppies to capitalize on the lack of Easter clients. For some reason imperceptible jungle drums heard. SMDHS.

Dew Rag was the only seen 205>Sunnyside Road.

Gathered up Dania for our Easter liaison. Barbecued some fillets along with onion rings & some chipotle seasoned butternut squash before watching the first episodes of "The Last Of Us" season 2.

Recon Soundtrack: The Long Ryders "Three Minute Warnings Live in New York City".

[URL]https://thelongryders.bandcamp.com/album/three-minute-warnings-the-long-ryders-live-in-new-york-city[/URL]

Wednesday Afternoon:

Yet another Parkrose Hardware run about 3:30>4:15 had the copilot & I out on 82nd this warm afternoon. Was hoping to see some inspiring flesh. I got flesh & much more that I didn't want. Laughs...

First seen was at Taboo where a frizzy mop-haired thunder-thighed Boricua was in black shorts, above brown boots waved at me as I passed. Yeech...

Next up was at Murder Street with a younger PAWG brunette in brown tank top & jean booty shorts was showing off an abomination ass above sandals. Forget prostitution, she should be arrested for crimes against mankind. To her credit she wasn't twerking that in need of Bondo ass towards the avenue & my rising bile was kept to a minimum.

The Armory at 88th had had an abuela LSW in black onesie showing off lower leg tat along with some South of the border flavored el queso de cabana. There's that faint taste of bile...

The above made the nearby glasses wearing younger BSW in red top & black shorts look like a fucking beauty queen.

Hardware picked up next seen was an older shoulder length dirty blonde in pink top & black mini above black thigh highs & ankle boots. She wasn't bad for her age & got scooped right at Popeyes takeout driveway.

I'm not seeing any much if any PPD SUV or related on all my recent outings.

Recon Soundtrack: Jerry Garcia Band "Lunt Fontanne Theater, NYC. " October 31,1987 . Disc 4 Evening show electric starts around 2:52+- on the link. Another show I attended when living East.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bgWiTW8iQE[/URL]

Safe recons & tight lines.