Massage Parlor Reports

My reasoning for the statements is I have been to Smile within the last year and it is as everyone has said...thus, how can one be so "raving" when many say not? Like Spock said, "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one".

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Actually, sometimes it may be possible for a hobbyist to have a good experience with a particular provider even at a place that generally has a bad reputation. If Dr. Hawaii had joined the forum shortly before his Smile Spa report and had only posted about Smile Spa, then I would have been suspicious. However, he's been a registered forum member since October of 2007 and has posted on a variety of hobbyist topics. So it seems unjustified for you to declare with such certainty that "he's a liar and a cheat" and "a spy or a beaten man" merely because he reported having one good experience at a place with a bad reputation.[/QUOTE]

Aloha All,

I'm Dr Slim, been lurking here for several years. I have reports about the Philippines at the International site. I moved here to town 18 months ago and planned to be a contributer but there were always so many similar posts that I figured no one needed my 2 cents.

I like a real massage with a HE. I never get full service so relaxation and AMPs are out. I still go to the Philippines often and do my full service with 22 year olds, all night long, and just can't get comfortable with these pro providers who charge 200. I survive here by my once a month massage with HE.

So when I got here, having lurked, I really wanted to see Jean cause of all the hoopla around her. I saw her and the massage was decent, phone kept ringing. Actually rang right during the HE and kinda ruined my focus. And that HE was so jackhammer that I never went back. Almost crushed my eggs. And someone had posted that same experience at that time so I never posted.

Same with Sisi. She was next and I had a mirror experience to another poster. Almost non existant massage, just some soft, slow, sensuous shoulder rubbing but it did the trick as I think the purpose is to get me into the mood. Her HE is as good as it gets. Repeated 2-3 times plus she offered me Coco once. Sisi was adaquate but I chose to continue my search.

Next was Japanese style cause you guys were getting BJJJ there. Man, is she old. Charges 60 and gave same superficial massage as Sisi but then asked what I wanted and I pointed to her mouth. No problem, she went at it. No real skills and after a while told me I took to long and finished with her hand. Tipped 20 and she never said a word. Tried her again and this time the phone rang right in the middle of the BJJJ and while talking, she finished me with her hand. Good hand skills. Same 20 tip, but this time she complained. I told her not to talk on the phone if she wanted more and she laughed. Never went back.

Next was Island Massage, got a spanish speaking girl. Brushed the boys several times but no HE and never went back.

Next was Son Kyong. I called her 5-6 times with never an answer. Finally I tried her and got a decent massage. She asked me what I wanted and I stuttered searching for words and she just said, you want a penis massage? Shes saying, "why can't guys just say it"? I told her I heard about her prostate massage and she put on the glove. I'll tell you what, I don't see what anyone can enjoy about that. That was 1st and last time. Won't repeat even though shes kinda cute.

Next was Michelle. Hallelujah. Finally found my therapist. Good massage, fantastic finish. I stayed with her for the majority of 2008, once a month. Strayed twice. Once to Kahana in Salt Lake. Shitty massage but the BJJJ with swallow was off the charts. But I gave her 120 and and am too cheap to go back cause I value her massage as zero, so its like the whole 120 is for the finish. I did call her once since then, leaving a voice message saying I needed a 30 minute shoulder rub. I thought that I could get away with just 100 total for less massage, but she never returned my call.

Also, went to Korean Style 2 days ago. I think its cause some of you said you got HE and some said you didn't. I might be weird but the tension thats builds when I'm not sure if I'm gonna be offered HE or not, is a thrill to me. I asked her name but she hesitated so awkwardly that I'm sure its a stage name. She said Sunny. I guess 40-45 years old. Goodlooking. Took 60 in advance. Massage was much better than expected. Very different from Michelle who digs and gets into muscles. This was more like medium pressure oily stroking, palms down in geometrical patterns, figure 8s, and criss-crossing motions that felt great. Maybe its Swedish style.

On the flip I was at attention and she kinda circled around "him" and bumped it with her wrists and forearms while circling. Without asking she started a HE. At first it was like Michelles and I was excited. But 10 seconds later it turned to jackhammer but with a very light grip. My equipment needs a firmer grip to get the desired results and my fiinish was very slow in coming. Then when my finish did finally begin, she did something strange. She took her other hand and pressed with her thumb near the base as if she wanted to either slow the flow or prevent it. It threw me off my game and actually ruined a perfectly good experience. I showered and tipped 40 and my 1st instinct it to just stay with Michelle. But I really liked her different style massage so I'm wondering if I shouldn't try again and when it get to that time, just tell her what I like and don't like. I have a month to think about it.

Aloha

Doc

It used to be good a while back. Had Bonnie there a long, long time ago. My first BBBJ.

[QUOTE=Skulzz]I had a wonderful experience with a provider that went by Blue. But she left quite abruptly. She and I conversed over the years but I lost contact. There were two other providers that were good to me. I believe all Korean but I cannot remember their names. The MS are not friendly at all over there and the line up has become scarce. I agree that if you go there now all thumbs down. My favorites are VIP, Nirvanna, and Pine Tree.[/QUOTE]

I have lurked on this board for a while now. I only get to monger 3-4 times a year, so I generally don't have any favorites. But I do enjoy Rosemari, I've been to VIP, Top Floor, Rainbow 7, and I walked out of Smile Spa about 20 months ago, back when everyone was talking about how good it was (must have been the beginning of the end). I've also tried Jean and Son Kyong.

But my question is with all the good experiences I've had at Rosemari there are relatively few reports from anyone else. (Yes, this is the pot calling the kettle black)

My biggest problem is I'll hunt this board religiously until I go mongering and then I won't come back for a few months. Usually because I was thinking with my little head I can't remember names I just remember things about the girl.

Ie. Tatooed back, Helmet Hair, Kneeling BJ, Too Tight. Too Young (that one was at Rosemarri good and bad at the same time).

So if anyone can help me put a name to this report I would appreciate it.

This was from about 3-4 months ago so I don't know if the girl is still there.

I zipped over to Rosemari about 10: 30PM after leaving work late. There was one other guy going up the stairs in front of me, he looked as embarrassed as me to be walking in so I shrugged and followed him up the stairs. Mama san asks "you together", and I say No. He takes the slightly heftier one on the couch (nice tits, and looks like she could take it rough, but not so pretty) Mama san gets back and leads me to the room gets the house fee and sends in this girl.

Now I think her name was Japanese sounding but she was definitely Korean about 5'3" perky large natural B cup breasts and a nice round ass. She didn't think they were big enough I thought they were perfect. She tries to get me in the shower but it's too busy she has a cute nervousness like she was new to the biz (probably not, but it's good for the show).

So she starts rubbing me down in the room, gets to Mr. Happy and does the mouth condom maneuver. Nice juicy double handed BJ and then she climbs aboard. Both my heads are spinning I'm playing with her soft breasts and she's riding me like a college cheerleader on red bull.

She fakes an orgasm or two and then we flip over into this missionary style position where her ass is up in the air because she has wrapped her legs around my back and her arms around my shoulders and is swinging from my body like a monkey. Now she has a real "O" and I'm winded. I haven't popped yet but I'm looking like a bouncy castle that someone just kicked out the cord.

She pops off me and starts a BJ like there is gold in my cock and she's gonna get it out. I last for what seems about 2 more minutes hoping to put it back in her, but as soon as that idea pops into my head it's over. She feigns disappointment cleans me up and goes to check on the shower.

I've never gotten the after sex shower, but I like it, way more relaxing. She tells me her name (which I've forgotten, I think it was a one or two syllable japanese name) and walks me back to the room to get dressed and go. On the way out mama san gives me a wink and says "New girl, you like" I say very much and thank her as I leave. (I still don't know if she recognizes me or not as I don't go often.) I think she was doing me a favor because that was my best AMP experience yet.

I promise to post more soon.

[QUOTE=Dr Slim]Also, went to Korean Style 2 days ago. I think its cause some of you said you got HE and some said you didn't. I might be weird but the tension thats builds when I'm not sure if I'm gonna be offered HE or not, is a thrill to me. I asked her name but she hesitated so awkwardly that I'm sure its a stage name. She said Sunny. I guess 40-45 years old. Goodlooking. Took 60 in advance. Massage was much better than expected. Very different from Michelle who digs and gets into muscles. This was more like medium pressure oily stroking, palms down in geometrical patterns, figure 8s, and criss-crossing motions that felt great. Maybe its Swedish style.

On the flip I was at attention and she kinda circled around "him" and bumped it with her wrists and forearms while circling. Without asking she started a HE. At first it was like Michelles and I was excited. But 10 seconds later it turned to jackhammer but with a very light grip. My equipment needs a firmer grip to get the desired results and my fiinish was very slow in coming. Then when my finish did finally begin, she did something strange. She took her other hand and pressed with her thumb near the base as if she wanted to either slow the flow or prevent it. It threw me off my game and actually ruined a perfectly good experience. I showered and tipped 40 and my 1st instinct it to just stay with Michelle. But I really liked her different style massage so I'm wondering if I shouldn't try again and when it get to that time, just tell her what I like and don't like. I have a month to think about it.

Aloha

Doc[/QUOTE]Well Doc,

I will say this, Korean Style will always give a slightly different technique of massage, not different enough to change the style, just she incoporates various techniques that are different everytime I went to her. Both allow touching, but I prefer Korean Style cause it's a little darker and she's got a better figure in my opinion, but as always YMMV.

[QUOTE=bobbyd1988]

My biggest problem is I'll hunt this board religiously until I go mongering and then I won't come back for a few months. Usually because I was thinking with my little head I can't remember names I just remember things about the girl. [/QUOTE]
The solution is easy -- just jot down the name of the provider soon after the session when it's fresh in your memory. (Even if you forget the name of the provider during the session, you can ask her right before you leave.)

Good report, by the way. Especially liked the imagery of "she's riding me like a college cheerleader on red bull." :)

Went to CHM in hope of trying out Bonnie. Mama said she wasn't there, but she give me new girl. Hesitantly I say sure. After a few minutes, in walks Jay. She says she just got in last night. Kind of plain Korean. Young by CHM standards, only 31. Cute, but not hot. A's, slim, about 5'2", 110 lb. Light touch massage. Very personable and outgoing. On flip, played with jr and then nice BBBJ. Also lots of LFK/DFK. Switched and DATY for kind of a long time. She seemd to enjoy it a lot and got really wet. After CFS with HJ to finish. Overall nice time.

L=6/A=9/S=7
.5 house / $.4 Jay.

Visited Excel the other day after calling to make an appointment. MS took and confirmed the appointment. Parked in the back. There is a space marked for Excel. Entrance is discretely located in the rear of the building. Mimi opened the door and asked if I had an appointment, confirmed that I had. She looked about 35+ slim, not bad looking but not a beauty queen. Personality about 8. She took me to the room, not sure how many rooms there are. Asked if I wanted to shower. Took a shower, there is no TS. The entire place looks clean and neat. She started out with the massage, not bad but not as good as Jean or Michelle. She then went with a light sensual fingertip massage on my back and also got a tongue massage? From my foot to my neck. She really started to get me all worked up. On the flip side she excused herself and when she came back she was dressed for the fs action. Without even asking off came her clothing and she went to work on getting ready for the action. Her breasts were pretty firm, did not appear to be enhanced, although I may be wrong. She allowed me to play with her pussy. She is a hot number, and is very experienced with getting you all worked up and ready for the finale. She prefers cg and she really gets into it, really gets into it. I think for you younger guys you can get her into the entire cycle. Since I'm in the SS age, I can't keep up with her. She loves to screw. Try her out you may get a lot of mileage out of her. She doesn't appear to have rules, dos and don'ts. If I need more than a massage and HE, I'll probably go back to Excel to partake of Mimi.

Highly recommended.

[QUOTE=Comp Dude 35]It used to be good a while back. Had Bonnie there a long, long time ago. My first BBBJ.[/QUOTE]

I remember Bonnie used to work at New Yorker prior to Nyer's move to Smile.

Anyone ever walk around Smile? It is huge and has to be the nicest AMP. Maybe the current owners haven't upkeeped it though.

In Guam its a flat rate of 50 dollars for 30 mins. And 100 for an hour. There were three different "Spa's" each with about 15-30 girls working. Id go to all three some nights. The best part I became friends with a Korean guy that was the owner of a strip club there and his friends owned the spa's (also Korean). Service was even better after that. In Guam it seems like its FOB's straight from Korea, many of them barely speak english and barely look old enough to be working there. If your going to go there and want more info hit me up.

[QUOTE=HawaiiSteel]I love that place!! 60 for the girl 12 for the room and a dollar tip for the guy who cleans out the room. haha Adelita and Chicago baby![/QUOTE]

Had a dream about Mei ling. In my dream she was not really into the massage and was very ho hum about it. On the flip it was very mechanical but gets the job done. The room was about the size of an airplanes restroom and you can hear everyone. I remember in the past she was very attentive and gave a good at least decent massage. Maybe with time she has lost that spark.

[QUOTE=Da Game]I remember Bonnie used to work at New Yorker prior to Nyer's move to Smile.

Anyone ever walk around Smile? It is huge and has to be the nicest AMP. Maybe the current owners haven't upkeeped it though.[/QUOTE]Smiles is still one the nicest looking amps around but the girls are not the best looks wise (IMHO). I've checked it out at the begining of the year and have not been back since. Also there have been past reports of car break ins around there. To me the parking around the area seems very dark and secluded which is one of the reasons I used to go there. (I remember when Blue was there) Smiles has never been a New yorker or Vip type of spot and thats too bad because the location and decor is better than most.

[QUOTE=Da Game]I remember Bonnie used to work at New Yorker prior to Nyer's move to Smile.

Anyone ever walk around Smile? It is huge and has to be the nicest AMP. Maybe the current owners haven't upkeeped it though.[/QUOTE]
You know with the bar area they have there, it could've been really cool for them to do something different. Like, when you come in, you sit down, order a drink, establish eye-contact with a honey of your choice (if they would have them hang out at the bar instead of the front room), and then head to the room! If only...

Bonnie went to Rakuen after NY, then Smile. When she was at Smile, it was a rockin' place. Smile absolutely held its place as the #1 AMP... but now is unfortunately hitting bottom. They all go in cycles!

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa]You know with the bar area they have there, it could've been really cool for them to do something different. Like, when you come in, you sit down, order a drink, establish eye-contact with a honey of your choice (if they would have them hang out at the bar instead of the front room), and then head to the room! If only...

Bonnie went to Rakuen after NY, then Smile. When she was at Smile, it was a rockin' place. Smile absolutely held its place as the #1 AMP... but now is unfortunately hitting bottom. They all go in cycles![/QUOTE]


When I first visited Smile Spa about 2 years ago, three things stood out:

1. Bareback Bonnie (she'd rim you even BEFORE the shower)
2. Huge venue (bar and karaoke room) was there a pool table back there?
3. Nice big rooms with a tv and cd player, so you could bring and watch pornos with your"date"


Now it's just a total shit-palace where you get lousy service and/or your car gets ripped off. And the mamasan is a beeyatch.

[QUOTE=Poi Dog]I had the pleasure of Hana's company the other night. I get there and greeted at the door by Sophia, who tells me that "the new girl is busy. You mind waiting? " I say okay, so took a shower and just waited. About 10 minutes later, in walks Hana. Wowzers! Very cute, and wearing a gold bikini. Slim, 5'6", about 115 lbs. , black shoulder length hair (that she puts into a ponytail), silky smooth skin, and a great smile. She's from LA.

Pulls off the towel I'm wearing and tells me to lie on my stomach. Starts with the soft kisses and tit rubbing all over my back, butt, and legs. Then she did some rimming, including fondling of the balls and shaft. Whew boy!

Tells me to flip, and starts to rub her tits against my now hardened shaft. Goes to CBJ, followed by 69, DATY (her on her back), clit rubbing, mish, doggie, CG, ACG, CHJ, CBJ to completion. Gets a hot towel to wipe up the privates and a cold towel for my head and face.

Then there is a knock at the door and Sophia is with Bebe. Bebe walks in and tells me that Hana has another customer waiting (another fellow monger? ), and that she will give me a special massage. I agree, so Bebe oils up and starts to give me an awesome massage. She definitely got all the kinks out. Massage took about 30 minutes.

During the massage, we talk and Bebe tells me that if I liked Hana, I'll like the two new gals that are coming in from the 15th of this month. Then at the end of the month, two more gals will rotate in. I tell her that I still want to try Cherry, so she says to call her to make the appointment.

All in all, a great night. Hana. L/8. 5, S/8, A/8. 5, damage. 5+$. 3

Stay safe Gents,

Poi Dog[/QUOTE]Poi Dog,

Thanks, I alway follow your lead, seen Hana and every thing like you said, she's a 9, 10, 10, get turned on just by looking at her, pretty and cute with a 10 body and her enhance breast feels real, massage was also great, as good as jean.

She does'nt, apears like a provider, more like a girl next door, like my collage girl friend, sweet with a nice personality, one that you would to take home.

Damage. 5 +extra, and extra, ready to give her my condo and bmw.

PG Thanks Again, Good Luck and Stay Save